/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8454388
what the fuck is going on in that picture

>>8454395

You need to go back.

>>8454395

Penguins regurgitate food to feed their young.

Looks like PenPen is feeding Asuka?

Okay, first you need a pint glass, you can get them at any bar. The bartenders do know how to count though, but they usually don't care because they only clear the table and count the glasses after you are well and gone, so you can just put one in your purse if you can't afford/don't know where to purchase them. The pint glass is important because the size is standard, it has to be, so bartenders know how much to pour every time.

>>8454413
The second thing you need is a lid of a tube of pringles. You can get those off of cans of pringles. I don't really know any other source for them.

>>8454429
Alright, that's all you need. Now. I came up with this idea because I had no saran wrap. I was drinking a pepsi but didn't want it all, but I couldn't just put it in the fridge without trapping the carbonation to keep it from going flat. I realized that the pringles lid size is similar. I tried it, and it snapped on their like it was cinderella's slipper. It keeps the carbonation in better than saran wrap.

>>8454433
It's even waterproof :)

Remember, this is just between you and me ;)

>>8454434
Uh, you're sink is clogged, dude. Pick up some Drano next time you're at the store stealing Pringles' lids

>>8454596
nah it's just full. I just drained it the other day because a stray cat I was trying to catch jumped right in it for some reason lmao.

Sometimes I wonder who posts things like this.

The more optimistic side of me thinks it's just someone making a joke, or baiting for comments about his nasty ass house.

But the realistic side says there are people out there high and dumb enough to find this worthy of sharing.

Dude clean your house it looks fucking disgusting

Would you post more pictures of your kitchen, also the floor of the kitchen........for science.....

>>8454388
DELETE THIS

>>8454665
floor's actually clean, I cleaned all the trash off of it yesterday. Cleaned the sink area a bit too

>>8454647
You don't like my idea?

>>8454663
you clean it

>>8454694

>>8454703
stop baiting you fuck blister. clean your kitchen and post pics when youre done or you can never post again

>>8454694
Pics or it's not clean. You shouldn't let cats walk on the counter, they walk in litter boxes and you can get toxoplasmosis. Also thank you for pictures, this is good for my science.

>>8454712
>share my nice idea
>everyone just tells me to clean my kitchen

What are you guys, all collectively my ex-wife?

>>8454727
l2hygiene
/ck/ is clean

>>8454727
nah, bro. we just want you to respect yourself a bit more. wouldnt you feel nicer with a clean, comfy kitchen?

>>8454727
When you murdered her did all the microbes in your kitchen collectively consume her remains in less than 24 hours?

>>8454727
Are you okay?
What happened to make you live like this?

>>8454740
Yeah, she wishes.
>>8454738
probably wouldn't make a difference
>>8454755
I'm fine. Lots has happened to me, but it's fine, there's nothing I really care about any more. There was a guy who kept visiting me frequently to hang out, which is weird, cause I tend to scare people away, these days, but anyway, he's gone now too. I think he's homeless, or in jail.

>>8454768
Masao is that you?

https://youtu.be/bgl9PE7aYO4

>>8454775
>mixing up the old cans with the new cans

Oh, I've done that. Doesn't help that I dump cooking runoff in my empties so sometimes I pick them up, mistaking them for my fresh can and that's not a good time. But I don't drink anymore. Reminds me of my jury rigged deepfryer too. That's another good tip I should post that.

>>8454783
>jury rigged deepfryer too. That's another good tip I should post that.


Yes you should.

Do I even want to google the full image from OP

>>8454785
Well, I haven't used it in months cause I don't have anything to deepfry, but I mean, deepfryers are expensive and all they are is hot oil. I have a firestove so I just used my breadbaking pan and I boil the oil on my stove top and that's how I deepfry stuff. Saves you like fifty bucks at least or however much they cost nowadays.

>>8454727
Are you also a woman? Talking about slipping things in your purse.

>>8454804
You know, you could also just use a fucking pot to heat your oil, like a normal person.

>>8454816
I'm pretty sure that we can all assume that "Tom" isn't a normal person.

THAT'S A KITCHEN NIGHTMARE YOU HAVE THERE YOU PIG!!

>>8454804
>boil the oil

>>8454804

I know this isn't /sp/, but I think this picture is suitable.

>>8454841
That picture gets posted everywhere you dumb cunt

>>8454816
what's the difference between a pot and a breadpan

>>8454853

:(

>>8454804

what's cooking?

>>8454859
Nothing, I just put it on to show you. I'd probably have to wash that or put new oil in it or something. It smelled bad when I applied heat for a second just to demonstrate and there was a spider-web on it before I moved it. Actually maybe I'll clean it out and make bread again. Did that neighbour bitch ever return my flour?

OP you should really clean your kitchen and your sink my man

>>8454857
Uhh... Oh, pots have handles.

>>8454727
Your kitchen is probably why you have an ex wife

>>8455051
Give me one good reason that isn't my personal health.

That's not a good reason.

>>8455148
your kitchen is probably why you you're really mean to others.

Hey Tom thanks for the tip! I just so happen to have a bunch of these lying around since my roommate is a bartender.

Don't listen to these fools and live your life by your own standards.

>>8454413
Although the size is standard the shape is not. This pint glass works but another one may have different sized mouth and not work.

hey its cooking with hoarders
glad to see you're still alive m8

>>8455238
>>8455244

Asuka a cute! CUTE!

You can just pop the lid off the can of Pringles right at Walmart, you don't need to buy the whole tube. It doesn't even count as stealing.

>>8454388
>>8454727
>>8455258
>taste in best girl is unquestionable
OP "Tom" confirmed for a pretty cool guy

Please continue senpai

>>8454413
>living in a crack house
must be nice

>>8455580
Uh, that was my only idea really
>>8455582
I don't smoke crack. I tell crackwhores to leave.

>>8455241
Yeah, probably you could find some pint glasses it don't work on, but it works on Guinness glasses. That's a pree popular kind. Big world out there. Carry around a Pringles lid and test it out at the cup store or in your own cups, pint glass or not, you might just find a fit. Heck, there are other candies that have the same plastic type lid in different sizes anyway.

>>8455258
What does your kitchen smell like on usual days when you don't clean them? Glad your cat's fine.

>>8454434
what am i supposed to do with the pringles can if i don't have a lid for it? the cans are great for cuming in but it stinks up my room without the lid

>>8454694
>people actually live like this

>>8454413
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>>8454753
What kind of madman takes photographs by opening the camera app and then screenshotting the app?

>asuka poster

You're alright Tom. You're alright.

>>8455986
Well, I don't smell too good, but sometimes I ask the person who would visit how the place smelled and he said he never noticed anything. He's an indian too, I think they smell pretty good.

>>8455999
Get a girlfriend? I dunno. Real dilemma you got there.

>>8456007
What's wrong with how I live?

>>8456008
You guys would find problems with Weird Al Yankovic even, I bet, and he's practically one of the most perfect people alive.

>>8456029

>>8454753
>ops "clean" floor is about as dirty as my kitchen floor I've been telling my wife to mop since Friday.

>>8456245
You should see the dirty part of my floor.

>>8454413
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>>8454804
Masaokis MK.II

>>8456252
Meh, I'm a landlord. I have a tenant who clogged his toilet by trying to flush 10 pounds of sausage

>>8454694

>cat people

Why are you always so dirty and messy?

>>8456252
pics please

>>8456259
All my trash surrounding the stove is gone. Fires are literally impossible now.

>>8456265
I coulda had that sausage

>>8456267
If I wanted to take care of things, I would have a dog.

>>8456269

>>8456285
Kinda weird that you guys are freaking out about this, It doesn't even look that bad ever since I went around a few days ago and took all the bottles out.

>>8455238
>>8454388
Sauce on these images?

>>8456299
good luck

http://hentaika.net/uploads/posts/2012-07/1341711785_qd04hivtrsk.jpg

I knew this wasn't going to end well

>>8454388
I looked up the full picture.
I got a new fetish.

>>8454619
>Stray cat I was trying to catch
Stray cat is top tier struggle meat if you feed it out.

i like you Tom

>>8454804
OP, you are pig disgusting. I've lived in fucking Yorkshire before, and I'm still revolted by your 'fryer'.

>>8455212
1. Standards
2. You don't get good pussy with a shitty kitchen
3. you'll have to buy new shit sooner if you don't take care of it
4. You might feel like you fucking accomplished something. Not fucking much, but something.
5. STANDARDS MOTHERFUCKER.
6. >>8455735 You're letting crackwhores in your house

>>8454694
>cat trying desperately to escape from the window

It's okay if you want to live in a house of horrors but please do not subject innocent animals to your filth.

>>8454388
I was excited about having both a stolen guinness glass and pringles cap around me
now I'm just sad

You're alright tom.

>>8456235
>What's wrong with how I live?
you need to clean your shit
and not have such soul crushingly depressing lighting

Tom please, I want to know the secret.

>>8457023
>implying butchering cat is worth it for the small amount of meat you get
>>8457027
Thanks mister
>>8457046
whats wrong with my fryer
>>8457060
Those are all bad reasons. I don't want girls anyway, my new years resolution was no girls. She wasn't really a crackwhore, she would have had sex with me for free, but I told her I was a faggot and she left to bang someone else.
>>8457186
The cat knows how to operate the window, it can leave whenever it wants, but it always returns.
>>8457246
don't be sad
>>8457304
Oh boy, you don't know the first thing about depressing lighting. This is nothing.
>>8457304
I told you it.
>>8457290

Holy shit is this Masaokis?

>>8456285
>Old Spice
Shit taste desu

>>8454804
Darwin award waiting to happen

>>8455580
>best girl
>asuka
Just because rei is trash, it doesn't mean asuka is best girl.
>misato
>ritsuko
>both 10x better than asuka or rei

>>8458500
I don't eat it.

>>8458512
rei would make the best fuck toy just cause shes so submissive but misato is best all around. would also rape asuka just for being a bitch.

>>8456008
One very tech illiterate person once told me that it was quicker than the camera. She didn't know how close she came to death that day. And yes, she googles www.Google.com to google for shit.

>>8459077
to be fair, the screenshots are usually smaller than camera photos and don't contain much dangerous stuff in their exif information. But people who do that usually don't know about that, and there are a fuckton of better ways to do it if you're worried about that.

>>8454401
Yeah, regurgitate.
Thats a whole fish m8

The house of a typical avatarfag.

>>8456285
That's actually not so bad.
My computerfloor looks worse.

>>8454388
Post full pic

>>8458512
>tsundere ginger that was a staple in late 90s/early 2000s anime
Literally the only reason desu

Tom, do you have any food fermentation tips? (Sauerkrau, hot peppers, booze)

>>8459319
Penguins swallow fish whole

Why does it have to be this way, Tom?

>>8460983
how do you mean

>>8460751
Well, I've never eaten Sauerkraut, or fermented any of that stuff. I've made my own weak cider before obvs, and I guess if I had a tip for that it would be to buy a funnel, cause that shit was so annoying to do without one. I have a funnel now, but I didn't then. But I don't drink anymore really anyway.