/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8455069
How about you piss off, Gordon Ramsey?

HEY.

... They're great for melting butter.

>>8455073
Do you freeze your food too? Fuck me

>he doesn't cook bacon in the microwave wrapped up in a paper towel

>>8455111
TRIPS CONFIRM CHEF RAMSEY BTFO

>>8455069
Stop taking your shirt off thirty times an episode.

>>8455125
NO, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF MORE

>>8455079
>Fuck me
I don't swing that way, sorry.

Microwaved food is fucking repulsive and I don't know how anyone can stand it, you might as well run it under boiling water

>>8455194
GIVE IT TO ME YOU BARREL CHESTED BEAUTY

Pay me so I can afford a cook to cook for me

Microwaving ruins the prana of the food.

>>8455069
how else am i supposed to make biscuits

>>8455405
stfu you retarded hipster ass dumbfuck. hurr everyone should use clay ovens bc the clay reacts with food to produce aromatic compounds that get infused in the food and wa la the mouthfeel is amazing hurrrrrr fucking neck yourself retard

>>8455069
Stop being a homosexual hobbit

>>8458883
Get out normie, the microwave has fried your brain. Maybe you should calm yourself down by heating a nice soggy pizza straight from the freezer to the cancer.box

>>8458904
>it's a liberal cuckold pretends he knows fucking anything about microwaves, radiation, or science in general
Keep sipping that kombucha hippie scum.

>>8458917
It was a joke nerd, the soggy food wasn't. Have fun eating revolting animal slop though

>>8458904
>>8458917
>>8458929
I hate this fucking place, and I hate you.

But most of all, I hate myself for being here.

done

Stop shilling air fryers.

>>8458993
This is my realm, bitch, and I fucking despise you. If you own a microwave, fuck you. Get out before you get burned, kid, my power is as hot as the sun.

I once cooked an entire set of steak tips in the microwave once

when I was in highschool my mom left for the week and left me some steaktips in a marinade

I microwaved them all with the marinade and it actually came out incredibly good

perfect level of rare and the way the marinade soaked in a caramelized

would recommend

>>8455069
threw mine out years ago

>>8455069
It's fresh, nice, we're going to give your microwaved dish a little twist

Stop shitposting

Microwaves are god tier for quickly cooking foods.

Fuck boiling. I will microwave that shit.

Have you ever done microwaved broccoli? They taste just as good as blanched ones.

The best is when I have to do steak fries to go with my steak. I blast the fries for 10 minutes on high till they are very soft and the finish them in the left over grease from the steaks. Way faster and they taste phenomenal.

>people never read microwave cooking for one

I need hot water for a cuppa and I need it fast?
2:22 in the timey-wimey light box.
Otherwise you're a stupid punter.

>>8455111
I unironically do that though.

>>8460271
Me too, I didn't mean it ironically.

>>8455069
no

>>8460394
Same here, except I do it with pepperoni and chorizo.

>>8458904
this. i lived in an apartment for 2 years without a microwave and it forced me to actually cook instead of microwaving ravioli and KD like everyone else does

>>8459005
>wasn't even funny or an epic thread
>screencaps it anyway
what's wrong with you?

>>8460661
Very few screencapped threads are either funny or epic. Most are forced perspective by eliminating certain posts and checking post timers that would arouse suspicion (there's usually a lot of samefagging). In fact I will go as far to say that many screencapped threads only become very funny later on to people who either missed it and are looking for a quick laugh or have nostalgia goggles and are exaggerating the hilarity of the thread.

>>8455069
Scrambled egg is great in microwave
I usually do sausages for 2 minutes then get them until brown
There are many foods that are completely unaffected by microwaving
Pic related. She loves my cooking

Microwaves are fucking awful, but there's no better way to reheat my rice & beans that I make in bulk and eat throughout the week. There's no goddamn way I'm going through the trouble off heating it up in a frying pan on my shitty electric stove everyday.

>>8460667
That screencap wasn't funny or interesting in the least. Please stop doing that.

>>8460709
It wasn't my screencap. I was merely making a comment about screencaps in general.

>>8460725
You were pretty spot-on desu

>>8460729
Thanks anon. It's actually pretty funny to me in a roundabout way because I'm the OP. I was hammered on Tuesday night and woke up at noon to this thread on my desktop.

>>8460709
>>8460725
>>8460729
>>8460734
Haha epic put me in the screencap

>>8460661
seconded

>>8460742
kill yourself

>>8460667
tl;dr

l2screencap k*d

Stop endorsing air fryers...

>>8455069
Make me, you pathetic mediawhore.