/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck outta here NEET.

"no"

>>8437135
If that pizza had mushrooms instead of olives then it'd be a 10/10

Ideal pepperoni pizza has large pepperonis under the cheese overlapping over each other so that there is one continuous layer of meat without any gap.

>>8436958
>ideal pizza
*pie

And wherever you come from, maybe it is.

In the rest of the civilized world, this is what a good pizza looks like.

>>8436958

american heart attack pizza

>>8437135

pretentious douchebag vomit-on-dough pizza

>>8437292

raw uppity italian pizza

>>8437292
That's amore

>>8437292

I never really eat those kinda pizzas but I thought basil was supposed to go on top. is that arugula? is that normal? jw thanks

Crust is too thick.

>>8436958

is this a chain? which one?

>>8436958
>no pineapple
>no anchovies
>no fries
>calls it a pizza

>>8437135
I don't dislike anchovies on a pizza but I only crave them when I'm super hungover.

>>8436958

>>8437379
>is this a chain?

That is clearly a pizza. Silly anon.

>>8437379
That looks like Pizza Hut pan pizza

This is what a pizza should look like.

>>8437414
holy fucking shit it's so greasy

>>8437460
Yeah it is like a twice a year at most type of thing. Not to be autistic but I do soak some up but not like that one guy with all the videos. It tastes good though. I'm pretty sure they put red pepper flakes into the sauce also. Also pretty sure it's whole milk Mozz. and a cheaper pepperoni maybe the pepperoni making the grease. It does taste good though and they have a huge brick oven they slide them into and not a conveyor belt.

>>8437316
well, cut down on the carbs and you wont have a heart attack

>>8437460
pizza is supposed to be greasy

>>8437135
>olives
>completely fucked with grease
k

This is what a pizza should look like

>>8436958
I actually wanna try one of those Margherita pizzas as an amerifat

>>8437588
Almost all pizza places sell them

>>8437588
Make sure the place uses a woodburning oven for the real effect.

>>8437454
die

Step aside, everyone. Benito's coming through.

>>8437135
going to take this image seriously for once.

honestly if they switched the tomatos out for jalapenos it would be 8/10

>>8436958
Youve made me hungry for pepperoni pizza and there is non in the vicinity.

>>8437414
>>8437740
holy fuck these look good

who /pepperoni cups/ here? couldn't find a better pic but thick pepperoni is best

>>8437895

>>8436958
I hate that weird funky smell pepperoni has sometimes.

/v/ here
You just made me order a double cheese double pepperoni, fresh peppers, shrooms and oregano pizza.

>>8437740
This should be cut into squares. Those slices are fucking stupid.
>>8437249
>one continuous layer of meat without any gap
I always wondered why pepperoni is in such small rounds. Why not make it huge like tortillas, large enough to match the pizza sizes? This would save tons of labor and ensure perfect coverage. It could even come on big rolls resembling paper towels. It should probably be perforated sheets to allow cheese and sauce to travel through it, and allow for shrinkage.

>>8437895
I love thicc pepperoni

This is what a pizza should look like

I'm actually a bit jealous, I ended up getting pizza pizza yesterday and they skimped out on the cheese bigly it was like eating cardboard

>>8438110
This is what a heart attack looks like you mean.

>>8437934

How are they stupid? You can feed a strip of pizza into your mouth continuously as you eat it.

>>8438604
A too long and thin pizza slice droops and has topping slide off easily.

>>8438737

Fortunately, you have two hands.

>>8438604

This is exactly what we do where I'm from. In my hometown of Davenport, Iowa (part of the Quad-Cities), a popular style of pizza is cut into strips, and the toppings are underneath the cheese.

>>8438746
>Fortunately, you have two hands.

Get with the times, grandpa. Your 2nd hand is for using your phone while you eat.

>>8438760

>2014
>being a phone fag

>>8438772

That's exactly what I was making fun of, cleetus.

>2017
>still posting dumb reaction images

>>8438756
what in the holy hell is up with that pizza. iowa does this? what is wrong with you people out there?

>>8438777

>2014
>not recognizing sarcasm

>2006
>criticizing the use of reaction images on an image board

>>8438781

I've seen that in pizza chains in Texas, but only for the "cheese bread sticks" they make, not a full-on pizza.

>>8437135
i was in that thread, i wasn't aware it had become a meme

>everyone posting these pizzas with the same very low quality pepperoni

I recognize this bullshit. It's the cheapest pepperoni FSA sells and most places just use it. It's garbage. These pizzas are greasy because those pepperonis are like 30% fat.

>>8440265
Pepperoni is pepperoni. It's literally why it's mainly used on pizza, a shit food.

>>8436958
I don't even know what good pizza is. Can someone explain to me the fundamental aspects of a good pizza?

>>8440274

>the fundamental aspects of a good pizza

First you begin with a quality base. The next step is the most important: add black olives, anchovies, and fresh tomato slices. Lastly, ensure that your oven is properly hot or you wont technically end up with pizza.

>>8440293
where are the mushrooms?

>>8436958
Perfection,,,,,, but is it pizza hut, looks like pizza hut, pizza hut!

>>8436958
ew its all doughy n shit

Donair pizza is GOAT tier. Fuck onions and vegetables, cheese and meat is all you need.

>>8440330

Mushrooms are often a quality choice, but aren't a fundamental aspect of a good pizza.

>>8438756
its called chicago style, dumbass.

>>8437740
Is that Mountain Mikes?

>>8438110
>FOX
2/10

>>8437135
why does it have a coat of slime

>>8440583

Um, no.

>>8437583
>mayo
YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>8437292
>covering your 'za in weeds

>>8440583
no thats detroit style