/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8393565
>I think you need to leave.
The only reply you need in that situation.

Wah I'm allergic to gluten

>Hey guys, I like spicy food
>I'm so manly, just check out my hipster beard

>>8393565
>spend all day slow roasting pick related
>grill scrunches up her nose
>um anon, I'm pretty sure I told you I'm Jewish...

>>8393633
wooops, hit the post button too soon

Then don't cook spicy food. If you can only cook decent spicy food why haven't you ended your life yet?

>>8393647
dude my mom makes this every week its fucking pork what did you expect

>>8393652
There is no point in not cooking spicy food since it is delicious.

>>8393652
i'd say it better than decent

>>8393565
melon

if you're "cooking for someone" and don't take their likes and dislikes into account, you're only cooking for your own ego.

>>8393719
i was cooking for myself and offering the extra

>>8393565
>put some crush red pepper on something
or
>put mild salsa out

"HAHA Whoa anon trying to give me heart burn? I'm not looking to eat all that spicy stuff and blow an O ring later HAHA.

Another thing

"Oh man anon you try that Siracha thing, duuude man I can't see how you stand that spicy stuff. You must really have some strong bowels HAHA!"


One of my top triggering things

>>8393721
and they declined.
so why are you butthurt?

>>8393721
and they declined.
so why are you butthurt?
>waaah stop not liking things I like

>>8393732
>>8393737

WOW SPERG

>>8393739
the sperg is you
choosing to take offense over nothing
more spicy food for you

>>8393565
melon

>>8393565
good job retard. you make up the story that you cook for someone to make it seem like you're the victim, then when someone tells you you're being a butt hurt little bitch you get mad. Your friend did nothing wrong you self entitled cuck.

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Samefag.

>>8393620
>Order pizza at work usually once every 2 weeks on payday or something
>Order large because an 18 inch 1-topping is like 12 bucks or something so totally worth it either way
>Offer some to the rest of the office/coworkers, never ask for money just for anyone
Repsonses ever fucking time
>Whoa anon you got pepperoni/onion on this? Trying to give us all heartburn? What ever happened to (topping I don't like or the place charges extra for).
>Anon all that bread is going to make you fat! Carbs do that to you.(I'm the thinnest and fittest in the office).
>Damn anon I am trying to lose weight! Why do you order pizza on Fridays(then talk about how they are going to the bar later that night).

>Cooking for someone without knowing their preferences

If you're not that close why should they trust any toxic sludge you make. Way to waste your food

>>8393759
Next time come on pizza

>>8393754
No OP but sounds like a double fault.

Guest didn't ask what was being made
OP didn't check to see if guest would like it

If Op did that "it's a secret" crap then it is totally his fault

>>8393757
okay thank you

>>8393809
No, it's completely OP's fault because if you take anyone from a Nordic country, or even Europeans, Americans are from European descent, you'll find there's not... I'm sure many pretend to like it, but spiciness is not the white way. It's definitely not the Nordic way. And I'm going to explain why.

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

>>8393831
what the fuck am I reading?

>>8393657

Capsicum doesn't do a whole lot for flavour.

Like tannins in wine and alcohol in general it's one of those things in food you simply need to become accustomed to, so you can actually taste something underneath. It's a rite of passage.

>>8393831
Thanks for clearing that up.

>>8393831
Is this how you justify having no rythm as well?
>we don't have rhythm cus we white n shiet

Don't for get to tip on your way out.

Picky eaters in general are the worst. I don't even hate them for it, I'm just disappointed that their taste buds suck.

>>8393949
>go out with someone
>they get a topping EASILY removable
>"Oh no I said no <easily removable topping like onions or something>, I need to send it back"

>>8393759
>People have pizza without onion
???

>>8393831

This is the longest "stop liking what I don't like" post I have ever seen.

>>8393960
Depends on the place but overall onions are good on pizza. Just depends how much they charge for additional toppings. 2.50 per extra topping? fuck that

>put a single habanero instead of 5 since my family can't handle heat
>family is hiccuping, red faced and angry at me

>Cook Tomato Soup for family
>Put in a tiny little 1/2 teaspoon of Gochujang Korean hot pepper paste to season it and add a nice heat
>Serve to my family
>They start eating
>Suddenly my mother screams 'ANON THIS IS FUCKING CHILI SOUP'
>look at dad
>eyes are watering, snot dripping out of his nose
>'ANON YOU FUCKING MADE IT SPICY, I TOLD YOU WE DON'T EAT SPICY FOOD'
>'ANON WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?'
>'j-j-ust some korean pepper paste'
>mother flips
>'KOREAN? ALL KOREAN FOOD IS SPICY WHY DO YOU THINK THE SERVICEMEN IN KOREA ARE ALWAYS BLACK ITS BECAUSE BLACKS LIKE SPICY FOOD'
>they get up and refuse to eat the soup
>eat 4 servings of soup by myself

it wasn't spicy. How do people tolerate heat so poorly?

>>8393565

>not putting the cayenne pepper/chili powder/salsa post-cooking or on the side when cooking for a new person

You brought this on yourself, OP.

Horrible hospitality. Just order a pizza at this point.

>>8394054
but the n my chicekn wont soak in the spicey :/

>>8393831
wtf I hate being white now

>>8394030

this is my family. i learned to just let go and make their shit mild. i wouldn't even call it mild, i can't even seem to add a dash of cayenne without them noticing. i just spice up my servings individually. they're missing out though

>>8394030
>eat 4 servings of soup by myself
How do people do this? It's like you people are super sayins, only without all the good stuff that goes with it.

>>8394030
probably because they never acclimate themselves to it

I love spicy food and almost every time I go to a restaurant and get something "spicy", it's fucking bland

people are convinced they're eating really spicy shit when they're not

>go to thai restaurant
>try pad thai for the first time
>thai lady stops by table
>"ok we have spicy 1-4"
>what's a 4
>"4 will make you cry you no want 4, get 2"
>I kind of want a 4... but whatever, 2 it is
>get lv. 2 pad thai
>not spicy at all
>very disappointed

>order chinese takeout
>menu says "we make hot and spicy to order"
>I want szechuan chicken, extra spicy
>get szechuan chicken
>hardly spicier than normal

my love of spicy food started with a mall chinese place that really would make it spicy when you asked
...but not anymore, unfortunately

>order anything off any menu that says "ghost pepper" or "habanero"
>9/10 times it's not spicy

the only shit I can find that has enough heat are ghost pepper flakes I order off Amazon, that I liberally sprinkle on my food when I want to feel the burn

oh, then there was the one time I went to the Mexican burrito place in my college town

>go into burrito place
>start to order burrito
>Mexican guy working behind counter
>get up to where he asks what salsa I'd like on my burrito
>hottest thing you got
>"you like it hot, ese? I got just the thing"
>guy reaches underneath counter and pulls out a fucking 24 oz paper pepsi cup
>takes lid off
>pours mysterious red sauce on my burrito
>shit was like liquid fire
>so fucking delicious

thank you based Mexibro

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>>8393999
>white """""""people"""""""""

>>8393831
What the fuck kind of shit posting is this?

>>8393831
People like you make me proud for my imaginary central asian heritage

>>8394249
cry more fucking shitskin

>>8393847
that good literature

>>8393565
I'd kick that faggot out of my fucking house.

>>8393565
>cook something for someone
>"waaah i dont like spicy food"
Really, /ck/, is this what it's come to?

>>8393565
>cook something
>forget it's supposed to be for someone and just do whatever
>spaz out when they don't like it
autism

>being spicy makes it better

>>8393949
Tell me about it. My roommate doesn't like "Indian or Greek" food. Two whole cuisines , thrown right out of the fucking window. This is also a guy who claims to appreciate good food.

>>8393831
Here's a "hyperborean" snack for you, faggot

Spicy food is for non whites.

Get over that fucking wall Paco.

>>8393831

Yes!

This post is true.

>>8394249

Whites are literally the only people who matter, you know that right?

>>8393565
If you were going to make them something you should have at least asked if they like things spicy, if you make them something they don't like they don't have any obligation to eat it.

>>8393757
Wow anon, you must be like a detective or something.

>>8393831
TLDR: "I'm insecure about my race and wish people only liked what I like"

spicy is an objectively shit flavour only used if you have to work with very low quality stuff

>>8393960
You say that like you've never even seen a picture of pizza without onion

Spiciness and heat are a crutch used by shit cooks to cover up how little they know about flavor profiles. That's why blacks love themselves some spicy hot cheetos and drown everything in Frank's hot sauce.

>>8394249
I'm white and love spicy food, most of the people who complained were actually non white or grew up near mexico

>>8394893
It literally isn't. Spicy food can do world of wonders for food.

The problem is when most people think hot they think "only thing I can taste", there are tons of hot sauces, peppers, and other things that can not be overbearing but add to the taste and flavor of the meal in a positive way

>>8393831
Is this the post-ironic irony I've heard so much about?

>>8395020
No its some mega aspie from /pol/

U mad trip?

>>8395020
It's just some shit posting faggot desperately trying to troll.

>>8393565
more for me then, ya spice wienie

>>8395011
And how many people that are using hot sauce and spicy ingredients doing it with a balance of flavors that cooperate in mind? Not many

>>8393576

Well done.

You guys really are a bunch of spergs. Some people feel more pain from capsaicin because they aren't exposed to it enough to develop a tolerance, and this triggers you for some reason. How autistic do you have to be to lack basic empathy?

>Not asking the person if there's anything in particular that they really don't like
I bet you don't even make sure they don't have any allergies, you failure of a cook.

>>8393565
I might not like certain food, but I'd still eat it out of respect.

>Family is Mexican (All legal btw, inb4 /pol/shits)
>Mom makes something really spicy one night
>Take a bite
>"Holy shit that's hot"
>Dad takes a bite
>"You're right, that is hot"
>Mom and brother take a bite
>Now we all know that yes, it's really fucking hot
>We're all crying from the spiciness but we're still laughing at each other's pain
>Enjoy dinner with each other because we're a family and, despite the spiciness, the food is really damn good

I don't get this whole "family literally wants to murder me for making something spicy" meme. Is it a white people thing?

>friend cooks something for mates and me
>spicy sirloins in mushroom-vanilla sauce
>can't stand spicy food too much but eat that delicious sirloin anyways
>2 hours later
>it has begun
>flee to the toilet
>it's already rumbling in there like igniting a flame thrower
>pull pants down and sit on the throne of ascension
>no pushing required, jettison the partially digested sirloin steak into the toilet
>rigorous farting and splashing sounds spills into the living room
>"god damn, anon! are you ok in there?"
>it's too late, my tantric force is increasing while my eyes roll into the back of my head in ecstacy and release
>it's done
>spend several minutes cleaning the toilet and clearing the air
>walk back into the living room
>"So, I can't tolerate spicy food that well..."

>>8393757
fag fag

>>8397113
>eating food you're not enjoying because your family is too poor to get a new meal of some description

this is the part white people don't get

t. white person

>>8393565

>first time in UK
>can't wait to try indian that isn't south/vegetarian [where i'm from has one of the largest populations of hindus in America but they're all vegetarian, food is still good but I wanted to try lamb korma and all that]
>used to American "spicy" food that isn't spicy at all and made for babies
>go to indian place
>order vindaloo because Lister always ate it and Lister is a boss
>guy behind counter gives me a strange look but takes my order anyway
>get vindaloo, expect that it will be mildly spicy just like anything in America that claims it's spicy
>my face melts off
>the next day, i'm on the toilet in agony

the Indians over here don't fuck around.

>>8393652
>went through the time and effort to make a delicious (non-microwave or ready-to-eat) meal for somebody
>has never once said they didn't like spicy food
>didn't say it while they were COOKING the spicy food
>waits until it's done to fucking complain about a free meal
It's not even like OP said their gut couldn't handle it, it's literally "i don't like it >:("

>>8397126
>spicy sirloins in mushroom-vanilla sauce

>>8397447
You probably ingested some of his feces.

>>8397447
I've had some Indian in the UK. Some of their dishes are spicier than 99% of the food you'd find in India. Trouble it most of them don't have the depth of flavor to go with it. Basically just garlic, tomato, onion, cream and chilli. If you want actual good Indian outside India, unless you're lucky enough to be close to the handful of good places in the west, best bet is making it yourself. There are a lot of ingredients but the techniques aren't that hard for most stuff.

>>8397573
I think your experience might be the unusual one. The only time I've had a curry matching your description, it was either served in Weathetspoons or it came in a plastic wrapper. Whenever I've ordered curry from a restaurant or take-away, it has been heavily spiced and aromatic, regardless of heat level.

I love eating spicy food but it always burns the fuck out of my asshole the next day. I don't eat spicy food anymore not because I don't like the taste but because I don't want to have to excrete molten lead the day after.

>>8393647
on some real shit tho, what did you expect?

>>8393999
>chili competition at my gradschool
>upping my normal size so i still had 5 habaneros
>add extra beans and corn and the end because it is still a little spicy
>vast majority still complain about it being painfully spicy
>random guy whose a picky eater likes it
i still make fun of them for it, but deep down i'm just disapointed

>>8395008
anecdotal ""evidence""

>>8394249
guaranteed replies

>>8393565
>what's that WASP mother... you don't like hot ethnic food?
>well great, how was I supposed to know that!?

remember it's not autistic if you are a selfish cunt on purpose

>>8397113
it's autists who can't take criticism, and the occasional sperg who will flip out because they didn't get served something to their exact tastes.

>>8397447
yeah m8, Its seems odd considering our natural cuisine but brits really do have an appetite for spicy food. I've eaten "spicy" food all throughout europe but at most its only ever just a mild tingle. The English understand heat.

>>8393565
Is it possible to be allergic to capsaicin? A friend of mine claims she has that allergy; if she so much as smells something spicy her airways close up/she can't breath. Lie or truth?

>>8399752

Truth. It's not common but it's a real thing.

>>8399759
Good to know, gonna keep making sure that there are no peppers within her vicinity.

>>8393850
Maybe if you got off the oxy you'd actually be capable of producing endorphins.

>>8397126
>spicy
>vanilla

>>8399771
Fuck you

>>8393949
I have a friend who will not eat any vegetables. I've only ever seen him eat tacobell burritos, pizza, and cheeseburgers. It's horrible to cook for him since my dishes are primarily made with veg so that i can save money on meat. Last time i cooked for him he didn't want to eat the stirfry i made so gave him rice, a small cut of meat, and a fried carrot.

>>8400460

I fucking love spicy food but I'm allergic.

>go to friend's house
>he orders indian
>not to big on spicy food so he orders it medium
>it's still spicy as fuck
>same friend comes over one year later
>get indian food
>he thinks i'm a pussy about hot food
>orders something and it ends up being sweet

Why is there no middleground. I know for a fact the first meal wasn't the intended spicyness.

>have OCD and life is living hell
>waaaaahhhh pls eat my gay food or i will complain about you online!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEE why do you persecute me so
heh, poor /ck/ ;^)

>"are you sure? it's spicy!"
>it's not spicy

>love spicy food
>hate spicy shits
I'm always at odds. I'm sure the food is delicious, but if it's not delicious enough to make the bowel movement sting worthwhile later then I may not be so keen to dig in. Sorry.

>>8400566
If you also happen to be lactose-intolerant, you can mitigate the spiciness of your shits by drinking milk.

Milk is a very common remedy for spice relief, even on the way in. It still does a decent job on the way out. And if you're lactose-intolerant, the process is expedited. You will get the distinct milk-shits; so not only will your anus hurt less, you'll also get it over with a lot faster. Have it all come out in bursts, instead of grunting through hot, spicy logs.

>>8400460

I might be that "friend". Sincerest apologies for making things hard for you. If you are indeed the person I think you are, though; You got me to eat that broccoli one time and it wasn't bad. I also like peas and stuff.

I enjoy moderatly spicy food. It's good to have it burn, but once it crosses over, all you taste is pain and what's the fun in that.

>>8400472
You can develop a tolerance for some spice. I don't know if one year is realistic, but it can be done.

Barring that, then there's also the fact that spiciness is subjective. The first time it happened, the person taking the order could've assumed "medium" by average Indian standards. Then after a series of complaints from customers over the next year, they knew to tone it down to the white people definition of "medium."

The subjectivity of spiciness is a troubling topic, to be honest. I once brought falafels to a company potluck, and none of the white people would touch it, after one person complained about how spicy it was. Funny thing is, I actually tried to tone it down as much as possible.

>>8400570
Doesn't seem to help much. If anything the excess milk gives me the runs. So if anything I get multiple spicy shit trips to the bathroom. Milk helps cool the inside of my mouth during the initial feasting but does nothing for the spice on its way out.

>>8394249
Mexican "intellectuals"

>>8394249
>black "farming equipment"

I've never understood the spicy shits thing. Spicy food doesn't bother me at all.

White btw

>>8393958
>but the flavor cooked into it!

>>8394893
>you gotta appreciate all flavors
>except this flavor because I don't like it
Bravo

>>8393719

You should try cooking for my pasty white morbidly obese diabetic mom sometimes, she survives solely on potato chips and anything that isn't comprised entirely of carbs salt and oil is rejected.

I wish I was exaggerating. I've seen her pick little flea shit sized pieces of finely chopped chives out of chicken noodle soup because she doesn't like "the green things"

>>8401208
Heat isn't a flavor.

>>8397447
Britbong here. Had a vindaloo in Nebraska and it was about as hot as a UK madras. It was The Oven in Lincoln. Pretty good would recommend.

All it takes is one asshole to ruin a party. This usually takes the form of:

Vegetarian or vegan
Kosher or Halal bullshit
Cant handle spices
Hates cilantro
Must be low salt
Must be cruelty free/organic/sustainable
Gluten-free
I'm allergic to: x,y, and z
MSG, omg!
The pizza has to have pineapple!
Rare meat! noooo, the entire meal must be well-done
My wife's son is allergic to peanuts!
No alcohol allowed! I dont have any fun, so you cant either

And this list goes on. Fucking assholes in every group, I will not bow to their needs. Sorry but they can bring their own, or turn around and kindly leave.

>>8401418
>Hates cilantro
sorry.

>>8393565
MELONS

>>8401381
Yes it is.

>>8401418
>No alcohol allowed! I dont have any fun, so you cant either

The only instance I've seen of people inflicting this kind of bullshit on guests is at weddings. Never a house party. Vegans/vegetarians on the other hand will outright ban meat and animal products from their homes/activities with solemn judiciousness.

They are beyond insane.

>>8393960

>being this yuropean

>>8393633
Why didn't you slow roast her?

>>8401418
Shit, I have allergies, and even I wouldn't dare to be an imposing shit.

>tfw allergic to kiwifruit
>guess I won't eat kiwi then
omg dat wuz so hard n sheeit

>>8393850
>Capsicum doesn't do a whole lot for flavour.
It absolutely does provided you're combining it with the right ingredients.
Avoid using cayenne peppers, they're just hot and flavorless.

>>8401418
>My wife's son is allergic to peanuts!
This. The allergy is one thing, but bringing uninvited guests over is another.

I cannot count the number of times I've had a party, and someone would bring someone else who I haven't explicitly invited myself, and even might be somebody who I dislike. And this uninvited shithead often fucks up my party even more. And they have the gall to demand accommodation?

>>8402228
So what do you do? Kick them out? Tell them to fuck off? What?

>>8400460
Same i got one that will only eat American food or tacos and whenever we go out someplace else he claim he gets sick

>me and some uni bros cooking spicy pork and vegies in a black beer sauce, we've been studying since morning and it's lunchtime
>bag of chili flake out
>grab a decent pinch and throw it into my mouth
>people look at me like I'm fucking insane and ask me if my mouth is made of iron or some shit

Its not even that spicy and it has a nice smoky fruity taste. And I almost never ate spicy shit since my parents can't handle a jalapeño. Oh well, different strokes for different folks.

>>8402225
>capsaicin does not have flavour
> sure it does anon, just don't use the stuff that contains capsaicin and nothing else, and use stuff that has other flavour compounds as well
Fucking /ck/

>>8394249
>the simplest of bait can get 6 replies

>>8401213
Jesus Christ, how does she survive? At least it will most likely be over pretty quickly for her, you won't have to support her for ten years in some retirement home while she is slowly dying from Alzheimers.

>>8393633
Now you know why we gassed the lot of them

>>8393565
>Be at work.
>Notice someone keeps bringing cookies to the back from time to time.
>Usually it's just shit cookies the store sells but get an idea.
>Decide to bake a batch of pic related.
It's winter, so fall spices and persimmon cookies are what I do for the holidays.
>Bring a double batch of them to work for everyone.
>Be the only one to even eat a single one.

I fucking labored hours on these delicious things and none of them waned one.

>>8403295
Shit, sorry, pic related, they look like shit because they are basically glue when raw.

>>8400483
Good shitpost

>>8397113
Still gotta go back senpai.

>>8403298

Those look and sound like complete ass. I would not eat them.

>>8403814
They taste like pumpkin pie, but yes, they look like ass.

>>8403298
They look like shit because they're probably shit.

>>8403955

Appearance means a lot. If someone at my office put down an unlabeled plate of Shit Biscuits like you did I wouldn't eat them.

>>8397477
you know spicy food is painful/uncomfortable for the people who don't like it, right?

>>8403955
>taste like pumpkin pie and don't even look halfway decent

2 strikes against. You're out.

>>8404019
I will see myself out...

>>8393565
>cooked for a girl on a date
>says she's not picky
>literally a pescatarian

Fucking wow.

>>8393949
>haha I don't like any sea food or fish
What percentage of food in the world does that throw out? If you remove onion on top, their food diversity must be hellishly low

>Get panda express (because fuck you 3 dollar off coupon made it like a few bucks)
>Get their chili sauce
>empty 2 packets to dip my food into it while I eat it
>"Haha whoa anon I can smell that from here! I hope you know what you are doing, that's going to be painful on you in a few ways!"

>Get taco bell
>grab some diablo sauce and fire
>use 2 packets per taco/burrito
>coworkers always state some shit like
"Oh man tacobell will wreck your stomach"
"Whoa got the fire sauce, uh oh someone is going to have the runs!"
"I feel bad for whoever shares the bathroom with you in an hour."
"I can't do anything over the mild, just burns my mouth out"
"Whoa you got the habenero one? Someone has a death wish for their ass"


Whoever the fuck came up with making the Taco Bell shits a meme is retarded

>Decide to make some Pho.
>Friends come over because free food.
>One of them is a self proclaimed 'chili head'
>Went to the local Asian market and got some fried Thai chili paste.
>He thinks it's Sambal when he comes over and laughs at how weak it is as he plops a spoon full of it in.
>mfw I am watching him cough, turn red, and finally have to leave the table.

>>8393565
>>8401418
>Cant handle spices
>Ruins fun

Whatever. I'm one of those people who literally can't handle spicy foods. Hell, half the time I start to sweat off of BBQ sauce. It's not that I am allergic to capsaicin, I just don't have the ability to tolerate it without being in excruciating pain. Once in college a group of friends and I all decided to eat a jalapeno each - I ended up puking from the spiciness alone.

As such, I never understood the fascination with cooking and eating foods that are literally painful to consume. So, can anyone please explain to a normie like me why you would want to focus solely on the burning in your mouth and throat instead of the taste of the food? I simply do not understand.

Sorry that you think I just want to ruin your party/meal/whatever, but I'm not a masochist and don't want to volunteer to cause pain to myself if I can avoid it.

>>8404226

Because it doesn't just burn to most people.

>>8394235
If you like it hot, I got just the salsa recipe for you. But I post it a lot here, and no one seems to like it or try it out at all.

>dried Chile de arbol peppers
>olive oil
>El pato hot tomato sauce (or similar)
>chopped garlic
>onion
>tomato consume' (it's that red capped tomato buillon they sell in mexican grocery aisle)

First, remove the stems from the dried arbol peppers. Then fry them whole in olive oil with the onions and garlic. After they start to smoke and darken, add the tomato sauce and buillon. Add the entire mixture to the blender with a little water and blend that shit. Salt to taste and add water if it's too thick for you.

>>8404210
>Give friend a bottle of my hot sauce
>his whole family is hot sauce "fans"
>instruct him to only use a LITTLE, even show him how little I use for a things if you actually want to taste what you are eating
>"haha anon you may have won some hot sauce challenges but I got you beat"
>His sister uses the half bottle to make chicken wings
>Other half just pours it on as extra because too dumb to realize the bottle name or look up what she is using
>Takes mouth full of 500,000 Scoville hot sauce
>choking, can't breath, has basically a panic attack as well
>doesn't drink milk right away drinks soda(the worst fucking thing you can do)
>DUDE ANON WHAT THE FUCK MY SISTER DID A WHOLE MOUTH FULL OF YOUR PEPPER SPRAY IN A BOTTLE AND COULD HAVE DIED

I don't even have a bigg enough what the fuck man pic saved

>>8404226
"Most people" have a higher tolerance because they were lucky enough to have parents introduce it to them at an earlier age. This isn't a subtle insult. If you're coddled as a child, you will be a picky, sensitive eater as an adult.

Either embrace it for what it is, or work on dealing with the pain long enough to build a tolerance.

Might I suggest starting off with hot cheetos?

>>8404257
Oooh, it comes in 12 packs?
I might need to look into that.

>>8404226
>Sorry that you think I just want to ruin your party/meal/whatever, but I'm not a masochist and don't want to volunteer to cause pain to myself if I can avoid it.


The problem isn't that you can't handle hot sauce, it's the fact how fucking much no one gives a shit you can't handle it.

This whole thread isn't about people looking and saying "lol can't eat a jalapeno" it's how every fucking person in the world it seems who can't ingest spice HAS to let EVERYONE around them know that something is hot. If you don't like anything hot, neat.png literally no one cares, just stop fucking telling everyone about how X is. I hear more people complain and make shitty remarks about how hot something is more than people who enjoy spicy food

>>8404257
Your friend and his sister deserve what they got. I've learnt my lesson and treat every new or unknown bottle of hot sauce with the respect and caution it deserves. Now, when introducing someone to a hot sauce, I'll forcefully insist that they dip a toothpick into the bottle and try it that way.

>>8404257

Bitch should learn to read. I have a few sauces like that and they even say right on the bottle "For cooking only, do not apply directly to food".

>>8404273
I don't hold any remorse, I let him try it first, but he was like "nah I need to save the whole bottle". I knew something was up but at that point I didn't care because I assumed he would google it or READ THE FUCKING BOTTLE with a big ass warning on it.

>>8404276
I love it when warning labels are snarky.

>>8401418
>Vegetarian or vegan
These people ruin everything not just parties
>Kosher or Halal bullshit
I'm okay with this except when people show up and expect everyone to already be eating this way. Like don't come to X if you and be shocked if people didn't know (random thing about you here).
>Cant handle spices
Okay with this till people complain like above, them complaining is more of a problem.
>Hates cilantro
Fucking never understood this, unless someone really over does it you barely notice it
>Must be low salt
Everyone I see do this is always fucking unhealthy
>Must be cruelty free/organic/sustainable
I can't deal with this, just fucking get out
>Gluten-free
Worst food meme ever
>I'm allergic to: x,y, and z
Don't mind this really, except when people need to tell EVERYONE their allergies which usually leads into "here all my health problems I am a walking corpse lol"
>MSG, omg!
Everyone who says this probably eats it without ever knowing it
>The pizza has to have pineapple!
Most places do it wrong so this is acceptable
>Rare meat! noooo, the entire meal must be well-done
No fucks given how you want your steak, people who want to TELL others how it should be done is though
>My wife's son is allergic to peanuts
kek
>No alcohol allowed! I dont have any fun, so you cant either
I never understood this, it isn't like smoking it does not affect you in the slightest

>>8404293
my favorite

>I have shit like this at work and people just pick it up and think it is like Tabasco and take it without asking
>ANON YOU RUINED MY LUNCH!

>>8394810
holy shit this is some rage

>>8404226
>I never understood the fascination with cooking and eating foods that are literally painful to consume

Thats the thing, it isnt painful to everyone. To the majority of people spicy is just another flavor, which of course there is a threshold of "too much", just as there is with bitter, sweet, etc