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You're working the local Cluckin' Bell and you see dark green car pull up with 4 middle aged african americans, one of which who's sweating profusely and has audible stomach growls. You speak into the microphone to ask them for their order. Before you can get a word out, the large sweaty man is already shouting his order.

>"ILL HAVE TWO NUMBAH NINES, A NUMBAH NINE-"

Dear God, you already know this order will be a long one; your coworkers won't like this one bit. You look at the passenger's and they are visibly annoyed and upset that they're going to have to wait for his order to go through before theirs. Out of the corner of your one you can spot a couple of Uzis, MP5s, and Tec-9. Now you are the one who is sweatly profusely.

What do you do?

>> No.8371018

>>8371009
Clearly you follow the damn train.

>> No.8371035

>>8371009
Wait for the local Ballas chapter we pay out of pocket for protection to roll up and cap these Grove Street fools

>> No.8371041

>>8371035
this

>> No.8371168

>>8371041
That CJ cat? Motherfucker did a weird ass dance and the middle of the street and a muhfukken fighter jet came popped out of fukken nowhere, D. How the fuck a gang bangin ass nigga from Los Santos supposed to compete with that shit? Fukken david blaine mixed with hitler ass bullshit right there.

>> No.8371199

>>8371168
Nigga you know CJ?
I saw him at burger shot the other day, stuffing his face with burgers until he threw up. The fat ass came back 4 days later, fucking ripped and buffed out. He beat the shit put of the cashier and stole a fire extinguisher.

Then he spray painted a girl in the face until she died.

>> No.8371206
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8371206

>tfw they forgot the extra dip

>> No.8371605

>>8371168
>>8371199
Mutha fukka you kiddin, saw him doin the same shit, then the dude just jumed and landed a fat ass, nigga shit be crazy in LS

>> No.8371615

>>8371009
Make the order like I do for all of the fat fucks who come through.

>> No.8371624

Everyone else orders before Big Smoke, you retard

>> No.8372244

>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/reddit/

>> No.8372265

>>8371168
>>8371199
CJ? I heard that guy can is skilled in a variety of small arms, explosives and martial arts, a trained stunt driver, can fly various planes including attack helicopters and fighter jets.

>> No.8372278

>>8371168
That motherfucker is the most vile, sadistic piece of shit LS has ever seen. The guy owns several businesses including a garage, more than 20 pieces of property, an airstrip and a casino, but he still stormed this fat ass dealer's stronghold all by himself to cap the fool who capped his mum.

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8372321

>>8371009
Proceed home and try not to get into a drive-by shootout with the Ballas.
We inevitably get into a drive-by shootout with the Ballas.
Big Smoke is in the back telling CJ to drive better. He's spilling soda and dip all over the fucking seats.
He isn't even shooting. Straight busta.

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>>8371199