/ck/ - Food & Cooking

somewhere with a good breakfast skillet and put hot sauce on it and pepper.

OR country fried steak and eggs.

>with a wake n bake blunt ofcourse

>>8365831

this.

skillets are what Odin would have eaten had he been a mortal man.

>>8365830
Fire up some of that fuckin pesto my man. Get smokin on that real pecorino dude. My man, ey, ey my man, how bout you toast up some of that broccoli, knowmsayn? Ay son, you could always broil up some morning parsley with a side of crispy lettuce my nigga. Get fuckin leafed like you'z the wetcase in a grocery store my herbaceous friend. Goddamn dude, I mean God fuckin damn, forget the cereal and get up on the lawn clippings real fast. Boy it's time to crack open some of them fresh pinecones and get spruced. Son. Ay. Ay. Ay son. Ay son you finna needa some fuckin, some fuckin low growing thyme with that carpet habit my man. Get up in them paving stones dude. Get fuckin ornamental wit it you know? Shit bruh, I'm talkin kohlrabi like some fuckin kushrabi if you follow me. If you smell me. If you torchin that skunk grass smellin ass cabbage. Boy get that savoy. Huffin on that romanesco. Reefin on that granny smith like ya name wasn't Jimmy Greenz. How hard is it man? Ay, how hard is it to fry up some California kale? Why you needa fuckin ask us how to rip up that escarole? We all on it youngin. We all on that Boston bibb, boy. Roll it up boy. Roll it up like we's at the Korean Grill House an you finna got some goddamn bulgogi to go wit that lettuce. Ay man the sun is up isn't it? That means it's time to crank up your lichens like you're sum kinda fuckin redwood. And boy when the sun goes down you gotta fuckin get down with it y'know? Get down with some of that celery, and yes I'm talkin bout the roots. Where the spinach at? Where the fuckin guac at? Get scallioned. Get on that fuckin zucchini like we do. All I'm wonderin is why you ain't crankin on that spearmint like your name was Yung Colgate? Cause son when youz conscious you might as well be unconscious, nahmean? Get fuckin dumbed out on tarragon like you're living in the fuckin riviera my nigga. Whip up some Bearnaise and clear the chamber. Twist up that spring mix and get SPRUNG you Green fuckin Giant.

>>8365961
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>>8365830
>too early to cook
wut

>>8365961
What did he mean by this lads?

>>8366035
just dont feel like cooking

>>8365961
what is this autism

>>8365961
>Get up in them paving stones dude.
lost here

9/10

>>8365961
5/5 made my day