/ck/ - Food & Cooking

they're pretty good i guess

>bacon breakfast cruchwrap

>crunchwrap + sriracha mayo
>die of happiness

best things on earth.

Had one for lunch today, I usually get:

bacon am crunchwrap + the $5 cravings box

I think the employees judge me for eating all that myself.

>>8351778
>add jalapenos

>>8351778
they dont put enough meat in it

When the fuck are the Crunchwrap sliders coming back again? Didn't they come back around this time last year?

>>8351778
Crunchwrap slides in at #3 on my list, right behind flaming doritos loco taco and, most importantly, chicken quesarito

You cannot replicate these at home. I'm not sure if it's the clueless 17 year old cook or the shitty 17 year old equipment but fuck me they get those right everytime.

>>8351988
YOU TAKE A TORTILLA AND PUT IN A TACO SHELL AND WHATEVER FILLING YOU WANT AND FOLD IT UP AND TOAST IT

>>8351778
breakfast ones are unironically good

>>8352098

Yell all you want about ingredients. It won't make it any better at home.

>T9 with a Baja blast mountain dew no ice plus a quesarito and six hot sauce packets

R.I.P. in peace

>>8351778
Someone in a thread long ago suggested getting the jalapeno ranch sauce added to it.

It's amazing.

I usually order a Crunchwrap, hot fresh tortilla chips, and an ice cold Baja blast.

>>8352278
For me, it's the gordita, the best fast food taco.

>>8352346
gordita crunch is better

>>8352377
Only if you're a fat fucking spic with no class.

>>8351778
I wish Taco Bell removed sour cream from all of their menu items. Sour cream is fucking awful

>>8352443
u can ask them to not put sour cream on literally anything u kno

>>8352443
I'll literally fight you

This >>8352346 plus >>8352377.

>>8351988
It's the meat and cheese you arent getting right

>tfw they got rid of the habanero quesarito

>>8352484
i usually get one of each...

>>8352346
For me it is the Double Decker Taco Supreme, the best fast food taco.

>>8352786
tfw I didn't even know that was a thing

Is the Diablo sauce hotter than last time they brought it back? I could hardly eat it this time

THE CRUNCHWRAP IS INDEED GOAT AND ONE OF MY GO-TO ITEMS AT TACO BELL MINUS SOUR CREAM OF COURSE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN ANYTHING. I WILL USUALLY ADD A SPICY SAUCE AS WELL ESPECIALLY THE LAVA WHEN THEY HAVE IT.

>>8352786
They're bringing back the habanero sauce in a couple weeks, so you can add it to the quesarito if you want.

>>8351868
Taco bell manager here. They aren't coming back as far as I know. We are getting the double stacked tacos, and the caeser crunchwrap in January.

>>8353754
WHAT IS THE DOUBLE STACKED TACO? SOUNDS LIKE A NEW ITEM.

>>8352275
Woah woah woah. Taco Bell has jalapeno ranch sauce?

>>8352443
The worst part about tacobell is they charge .30 cents to add sour cream and that shit should be on everything on the menu.

>>8353765
They have "creamy jalapeno" sauce. There is spicy ranch, but I don't remember if it has jalapenos or not.

the steakhouse burrito is one of the best items of my lifetime

>>8351778
double decker taco masterrace reporting in.

>>8353789
Double decker taco supreme is #2

#1 is Cheesy Gordita Crunch

>>8351778
>We want to hear about your visit!
Is that why they have those bathrooms?

Guys, I want to hardcore custom a crunchwrap. How should I order it?

beefy fritos burrito

500 cals for $1

yes it's alot of rice but the diablo sauce is FREE

>>8353835
Add every sauce, nacho cheese, sour cream, etc. Everything creamy/saucy.

Hopefully, it'll make you vomit

>>8353835
>How should I order it?

You shouldn't. If you want to be even remotely "hardcore" you make it yourself.

>>8353761
I think it is completely new. It's like a gordita crunch, except with a tortilla instead of flatbread and it adds a sauce (nacho cheese, habanero, or a new sweet chili sauce) to the tortilla. It's $1 and starts on the 22nd.

>>8353890
THANK YOU FOR THE INSIDE INFO MY MAIN MAN. I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.

>>8353890
Can you please tell the your overlords to stop with the nacho cheese in all the new things. I'll eat just about anything, but nacho cheese is just fuckery

>>8351845
>I think the employees judge me for eating all that myself.
Well they are taco bell employees, so they probably deal with a lot worse on the daily

>>8352171
Just get the habenaro quasarito and save the effort of sauce packets

>>8353805
1. ddt (supreme is for dong grabbers)
2. crunchwrap
3. cheesy gordita crunch

I respect your opinion though. I usually just get one of each, roast a doober, and venture to flavortown.

>>8353957
>supreme is for dong grabbers
You fucking child hating on tomatoes and sour cream

>>8353977
>hating on
>on
Fucking Ebonics.

>>8351778
the question is what do I get with the crunchwrap tho

>>8353942
2 out of 3 of the double stack tacos don't have nacho cheese, I think you'll be fine.

>>8353835
Ask for a chalupa shell inside instead of the tostada shell.

Taco Bell seriously needs to start cutting back on the chipotle sauce. I'm sick of that shit being on everything.

>>8354077
Seriously, the chipotle sauce is disgusting. Normally I love chipotle peppers so I don't know how they managed to fuck up a chipotle sauce. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that for some stupid reason you can't swap sauces for free.

>>8351868
I miss the blt slider soo fucking much!

>>8353754
Walt 3xactly goes an a ceasar crunchwrap?

>>8354222
This.

The Caesar grilled stuffed burrito was one of my favorite things

>>8353754
Well that sucks, I hope they return eventually.

>>8354230
when did that happen? never heard of caesar anything at taco bell...

>>8351778
How do I make a crunchwrap myself? I love these things but don't love the shit tier ingredients tacobell uses.

>>8354600
A long ass time ago. Ten years. It was very good IMO. It was pretty much taco bells version of a chicken Caesar wrap, and chicken Caesar wraps are one of my favorite things. I guess it wasn't that popular but I appreciated it and still remember.

>>8354608
Here's top to bottom:
>tomato
>lettuce
>sour cream
>corn tortilla
>nacho cheese
>beef
>flour tortilla large enough to fold everything up
Just fold into six-sided shape and throw on grill (or in pan, high heat.)

>>8351778
If I asked do you think Taco Bell would fill a burrito with just beans, quasedilla sauce, sour creme, and cheese?

>>8354840
You could get a cheesy bean and rice burrito, remove the rice, and add sour cream. It already has creamy jalapeno sauce and nacho cheese in it.

>>8354335
Me too, I loved those.

>>8354222
Caeser dressing, some kind of crouton things, cheese, lettuce, and I think you can get either chicken or steak.

>>8354840
Yes. Taco Bell will ring up anything you ask them to, but it will upcharge for each added ingredient, even if you take off other ingredients.

The best way to ring that up would be to order a cheesy bean & rice burrito, with no rice, and add sour cream. (Im assuming you meant nacho cheese)

>>8351778
Are they still selling those dare devil burritos? It's been a while since I've been to the bell, but I loved those things.

>>8354957
No, but since we are getting the Habanero sauce back, you can just ask to add Habanero sauce to a beefy nacho griller, and its exactly the same thing as a Habanero griller.

>>8354984
Is there any chance of the habanero sauce sticking around permanently? None of Taco Bell's other sauces are spicy enough for my taste.

>>8352164
It will though

>>8355017
Probably not, unless the double stack tacos are so popular they are added to the main menu, which I strongly doubt will happen, considering how badly the chedder habanero quesarito flopped.

>>8354984
Does that shit cost extra? And what in your opinion is the
>best item on menu
>worst item on menu
>overrated item
>underrated item
>best value

>>8355070
Yes. That is 39 cents extra where I work, so getting a habanero griller now would cost about $2. The exact amount depends on where you live.

>best item on the menu
If you're going by taste, I think the best item is just the shredded chicken mini quesadilla.

>worst item on menu
Probably the cantina burrito. Don't be a cheapass, and go spend two extra bucks to get a Chipotle burrito instead, which is not only vastly superior taste-wise, but is a lot more food per dollar.

>overrated item
Cheesy gordita crunches. They're just a taco wrapped in more carbs. Also they're $3. THAT SAID, the $5 cravings deal is a lot of food for five dollars.

>underrated item
Mini quesadillas. I love those things. Also loaded potato grillers.

>best value
Anything on the dollar menu is a great value imo. Also the $5 deal is a good value, but if you're like me and you don't llike cheesy gordita crunches, it might not be for you.

>>8355086
Would you give a discount to someone who openly admitted to you that they were from /ck/ or was wearing a shit that had /ck/ written on it?

>>8355086
What is something you wouldn't recommend people eating at all, and what is the grossest thing that goes on that we the people don't know about?

>>8355086
What is the biggest drama or incident you've had with corporate headquarters, with an employee, and with a customer?

>>8355086
Grossest thing anyone has ever ordered.

>>8355094
Yes. That, or I would give you a free drink. I'd probably spout some ja/ck/ meme like a sperg.

>>8355096
Cantina burritos. Not because they taste bad: they're okay, I guess. But that they're really expensive for what you get. Same for cheesy gordita crunches.

As for the grossest thing (and I'm speaking for my store, I don't know about the others), I guess that would be that the fryer oil goes several days without being changed. Also the hard tacos tend to get stale because they tend to sit for a few days. But that isn't disgusting, it just doesn't taste great.

Taco Bell really is much cleaner than McDonald's, which I used to work at. All my fast food horror stories are from McDonald's, not Taco Bell. I still will never get a frappe or ice cream from a McDonald's again after what I witnessed.

>>8355105
I thought a guy gave me fake bills and I called him on it. He claimed he got the bills from the bank down the road and asked me to prove what was wrong with them. I pointed out the age of the design and that they had no ultraviolet strip. He holds it up to the light and it had a gray strip on the left side. He calls me a fucking idiot. I still think those bills were fake, considering how crisp they were. Oh well.

Also some dumb bitch was triggered her doubledilla wasnt cut all the way through, and that you have to get chips with it. She made a scene about it.

>>8355115
I have a few nasties.

-Nacho bellgrande, no tomatoes, no beans, with triple the cheese and triple the meat.

-Frozen Cinnabon delights

-This indian family that always wants all meat in their food subbed to beans. Even the bacon in a potato griller. This triggered me.

I'm a burrito man myself. Beefy 5-layers, the new steakhouse burrito (really enjoyed it but it's prohibitively expensive), the list goes on
>>8352443
The problem is that those caulk guns they use put waaaaay to much sour cream on everything, plus the fact that the reprobates making the food just gun the while amount into one spot instead of spreading it evenly, so you get a mouth of nothing but sour cream every few bites. You can ask for "light" sour cream and they'll probably give you the evil eye or not do anything differently but it usually works for me.

>it's a pay two (2) US dollars for a delicious Baja Blast but it's flat and tasteless and you have to park your car and go in and pour it out and refill witha different drink but none of them are good because they're Pepsi products and you feel like you wasted money episode

>>8355129
>All my fast food horror stories are from McDonald's, not Taco Bell. I still will never get a frappe or ice cream from a McDonald's again after what I witnessed.

Please tell all.

>>8355129
>Yes. That, or I would give you a free drink. I'd probably spout some ja/ck/ meme like a sperg.
Mind sharing what State your Taco Bell is located in, you don't have to say specific city so you can keep a level of anonymity, but just in case you're in my state cuz I'll seriously start wearing a shirt with /ck/ on it to every taco bell I visit.

>>8353775
Ever had a gay employee? Did you two get along?

>>8355165
>drinking baja blast
>not manzanita master race
ok

>>8355172
Greentext time.
>be me at mcdonalds
>We are a bit slow
>manager and I keep noticing the distinct smell of shit
>we trace the smell to the ice cream machine
>some candy or something had fallen into the water that warms the fudge and caramel
>it had rotten
>it stank so bad I dry heaved as I poured a couple glugs of straight bleach on it to eliminate the smell
>also the top of the frappe machine
>covered in coagulated ice cream mix
>mfw starts to rot as well

Here's another
>some retard flushes a diaper down the toilet
>it clogs
>guess who has to fix it
>teenage girls don't want to break their nails or do anything they deem "yucky" (aka anything that isn't texting on their phones)
>manager and I go in toilet
>diaper is beginning to disintegrate
>manager fishes out the shitty diaper with her gloved hands


One more story.
>the sink was clogged
>cant figure out why
>manager says that I should plunge the sink
>sounds crazy but I do it, because what's the worst that can happen
>start to plunge the sink
>immediately sprays a gray, slimy mix of sewage, sunflower seed shells, and god-knows-what all over me, the sink, and the walls.

>>8355179
Ohio

>>8355182
I don't have any out-of-the-closet gays at Taco Bell. There was one I knew was closet gay and hes a little faggot who exaggerates his legs when he wants a smoke break. I can't stand him.

>>8351778
I ask for potatoes in mine. It's fucking great.

>>8355203
>I don't have any out-of-the-closet gays at Taco Bell. There was one I knew was closet gay and hes a little faggot who exaggerates his legs when he wants a smoke break. I can't stand him.
Do you have any gay friends?

>>8355203
>>immediately sprays a gray, slimy mix of sewage, sunflower seed shells, and god-knows-what all over me, the sink, and the walls.

Did it have a distinct odor?

>Ohio

Who'd you vote for? I'm not gonna get butthurt over your answer just curious since Ohio is a swin state and is almost always a squeaker. Also thoughts on Governor Kasich? Approve Disapprove?

>>8355203
kek

American fast food everybody!

>>8354230
THIS

Every thread

>>8355492

>>8355492
NEVER EVER
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>>8355291
No, but only because I don't know many gays.

>>8355296
Yes, like sewage. It looked like gray mud.

No one. I am ambiguous to Kasich, he's better than the alternatives I guess. I wish he were president though.

>>8355492
Just get a frito burrito and add sour cream, you pleb.

>>8356121
>Just get a frito burrito and add sour cream, you pleb.
>inb4 B-B-B-BUT IT'S NOT THE SAME REEEEEEEEEEE

>>8355492
>iktf

>>8352377
nah the baja chalupa is the best fast food taco

>>8351778
hope you guys know you can add onions to any item FOR FREE

remember when they brought back the chilito and it tasted exactly the same as it always had?

BABY COME BACK

The local TB has chili cheese burritos.


It's uh... not good.

>fucking 104 responses on a crunchwrap supreme fast food thread

this is why /ck/ will always be shit.

Okay, what fucking nasty ass sauce are they putting inside quesadillas. Tastes like shit

>>8354222
>>8354879
So a Caesar Wrap from Sheetz with the option of steak?

I think I'll stick with Sheetz.

>>8356558
Don't forget the 4chan user audience. Let's take a look at the demographics:
The average user is between 17 and 21, lives in the flyover American suburbs with neglectful alcoholic parents, unemployed, virgin, low performing student who's hobbies include masturbation to traps and video games.
Now, do these posts make sense?

>>8356582
That projecting though.

How the fuck does del taco even compete? I gave them a few chances but their stuff tastes even cheaper.

>>8356735
Because it is even cheaper, didn't they used to have a '10 tacos for 5 bucks' deal

Del Taco is aimed at people who think Taco Bell is overpriced

HOW IS THERE NO VOLCANO CRUNCHWRAP YET

CMON TBELL IM GIVING YOU INGENIOUS IDEAS AND IM NOT EVEN BEING PAID

>>8353890
That's not entirely new; they used to have a similar taco item with two flour tortillas with nacho cheese in between them. Can't remember the name, but they were outstanding. This was like mid-2000's.

>>8351810
>mayo

>>8352443
>no sour cream

>>8354097
i swap cheese for guac for free

>>8354957
who the fuck would eat a wrap of literally just soggy ground beef, cheese, and low tier hot sauce. christ throw some rice or beans in there

>>8355296
kasich is a fucking worm. hes an extremist posing as a moderate for all the conservative elitists in the few rich suburbs we have left. my family are all moderates and hate him but all the rich suburbs love him...he fucked up the police and firemen by trying to privatize them. was a disaster and bow hes letting the heartbeat abortion crap go through

>>8356569
creamy jalapeno sauce is elite fool. youre lost homie. id literally eat a chicken quesadilla than get my dick wet

>>8356781
that is genius actually

I went to TB today.

They forgot my fucking diablo sauce.

That was my shit for the longest time but it's just too much bread. Now I get chalupas, but I grew out of taco bell as a whole. It's not that the food is industrial slop, it's that they charge too much for it.

I've only had taco bell once, it was ok I guess. Didn't get the shits like the meme said though.

>>8358589
>They forgot my fucking diablo sauce.

never ask for sauce when ordering.

ask at window.

>>8356121
No, fuck you. That dry ass white cilantro meme rice is fucking garbage. Why in the fuck did taco bell ditch the red rice anyway?

>>8360072
I assume because it saves a few cents, it's usually why fast food places do stupid shit like that. I miss their old rice too.

>>8353754
Why were the Chicken Tacos and the Flatbreads so damned short lived? I loved me some muhfucking flatbreads.

>>8357161
Creamy Jalapeno is life.