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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I get home from work and my gf cooked me this.i think she is cheating on me and putting nigger cum in my food. Is there any way to prove this? Does cum stay cum inside food? Can I get it tested for cum and if so could we find out if the cum belongs to a black guy?

>> No.8348864

kill her

>> No.8348868

dude, just don't eat it if you have that much of a trust issue, she just might be cooking for the fun of it.That or she just went to KFC because that's what it looks like.
But before you go accusing, get some evidence first, set up a hidden camera or something.

>> No.8348872
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>>8348855
>gf
On /ck/ board


Top kek
Who is biting on this whale of a fishstory
Fuck off faggot

>> No.8348873

nice falseflag

>> No.8348876

>>8348872

/ck/ used to be an adult board, retard. Go back to /b/.

>> No.8348877

>>8348855
>Can I get it tested for cum and if so could we find out if the cum belongs to a black guy?
Here's your test: does it taste like Friday nights, you fucking fag?

>> No.8348880

>>8348855

>steak is overdone
>while amazingly having a piss poor char
>too much butter on everything

dump this broad

>> No.8348882

>>8348873
Shut the up kid. Your just jelous of my autistic gf. You just never know if they fuck niggers nowadays

>> No.8348886

>>8348880
>calling a pork chop a steak

>> No.8348887

>>8348877
I've only ever tasted my cum. (As far as I know)

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>>8348876
I know nothing about any such /b/ and intend to keep it that way


Ill only visit this /v/ and /scv/ within the /vg/ board ya twerp