/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Jack Cooking Faggot Mon Dec 5 19:40:00 2016 No.8340786 [DELETED]

Can we please get a Ja/ck/ thread going? I want the most, hardcore shittiest webms of him "cooking." It kills me every time. Webms, gifs, or just really cringey youtube episodes.
We haven't had one for a while.

>>	Sage Mon Dec 5 19:55:00 2016 No.8340844 Fuck off Saged

>>	Cooking Faggot Mon Dec 5 19:57:51 2016 No.8340858 >>8340844 "Saged" Kek, what the hell was that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:58:39 2016 No.8340863 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, how to water season your beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340786 sure ill droop what i got

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:59:22 2016 No.8340865 surprised the "roundy" review hasn't been .webmafied yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 19:59:44 2016 No.8340867 File: 1.55 MB, 940x529, how to use a vitamix.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340786

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:00:58 2016 No.8340871 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, knife skills are good chef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340863 >>8340867

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:02:04 2016 No.8340872 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, what the fuck is that ahahahaha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340871 >>8340867 >>8340871

>>	Cooking Faggot Mon Dec 5 20:03:22 2016 No.8340879 File: 2.80 MB, 720x480, 1479612444975.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thanks, guys. I have two more. 1/2

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:06:52 2016 No.8340884 >>8340786 How about a three day vacation from 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:07:43 2016 No.8340885 MODS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:08:38 2016 No.8340888 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340867 >retards blending hot liquids every time

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:09:01 2016 No.8340889 File: 49 KB, 867x657, received_1211958445536770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:10:13 2016 No.8340891 >>8340888 >retards posting the same .webm's all the time Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:16:05 2016 No.8340909 File: 1.59 MB, 320x240, JacksFamilyDefatedByForks2 (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340786 My all time favorite is his entire family losing an epic battle.....to forks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:16:08 2016 No.8340910 File: 47 KB, 400x400, no contribution.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340891 nice contribution

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:17:10 2016 No.8340914 File: 102 KB, 1282x778, food safety.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340909 does the man not own other cutlery?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:18:24 2016 No.8340919 File: 348 KB, 350x233, buildwall.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340858

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:18:25 2016 No.8340920 >>8340910 Are you trying to imply that these cancerous threads belong anywhere but /b/? If you are then I sincerely hope you consider suicide asap

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:24:23 2016 No.8340928 >>8340919 >>8340920 Why so rectumragnarocked, lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:25:53 2016 No.8340934 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, ahahahahahahahahahaha.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340914

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:28:00 2016 No.8340943 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, pizza in HD.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340920 quit crying bettie crocker

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:28:05 2016 No.8340944 >>8340920 Huh?

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:35:27 2016 No.8340962
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>>8340934
the best part of that was he called the company to complain and they were like "did you read the directions?" and he was like "no of course not" in a sort of bragging sense

I'm not sure he CAN read

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:38:18 2016 No.8340979 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, jesuss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340962 jesus

>>	Cooking Faggot Mon Dec 5 20:40:09 2016 No.8340984 >>8340979 This one made me lose my shit. This was so good.

Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:40:25 2016 No.8340985

>>8340962
Literally every single one of his review videos, he says at the beginning something to the effect of "real men dont use directions", then proceeds to assemble the device incorrectly, then proceeds to use it incorrectly and then complains about it.

I hate this fat fuck, I want to watch him die slowly

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 20:53:44 2016 No.8341038 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340985

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 22:27:05 2016 No.8341342 >>8340984 You really have to go back you faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:03:32 2016 No.8341454 >>8340879 What device is he using right there?? I could really use one...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:24:09 2016 No.8341509 File: 84 KB, 657x527, 1479859632844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how does he manage to fuck EVERYTHING up

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:27:47 2016 No.8341523 >>8341454 Spiralizer

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:48:10 2016 No.8341593 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, blue burger bison.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340984 thanks bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 5 23:49:19 2016 No.8341597 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, cklol.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341454 practice knife skills you fucking plebeian

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:07:03 2016 No.8341648 >>8341597 god damn

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:09:20 2016 No.8341658 File: 2.89 MB, 480x320, JackLosesToWatermelonAgain.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry, but something about this webm really demonstrates how fucking stupid this fat fuck is...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:21:51 2016 No.8341691 >>8341597 do you think tammy made him find and clean up that chunk of pork fat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:25:06 2016 No.8341697 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1451312091764.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] plz no ban

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:29:28 2016 No.8341710 >>8341597 At "two cap fulls" I got a feeling like when the car suddenly dips, like a roller-coaster. I'm not even from this board, truly horrifying stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:34:16 2016 No.8341727 >>8341597 come on man, come fucking on; this can't be real.....god damnit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 00:43:07 2016 No.8341748 File: 27 KB, 200x200, 1455909088635.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who is this beautiful goddamn natural disaster how have i never heard of or seen this man before this is absolutely horrifying

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:01:37 2016 No.8341792 >>8340888 That is the best named vid I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:08:44 2016 No.8341803 >>8341597 This is for my salmon bagels in morning.. Anything that makes my life easier at 6am is welcome, you turd. Otherwise, yeah, no reason to own shitty devices.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:19:19 2016 No.8341822 >>8341748 Cooking with Jack

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:24:23 2016 No.8341831 >>8341822 So he's like a shitty How To Basic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:24:36 2016 No.8341832 File: 11 KB, 403x303, 1365301742244.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8341593 It's so fucking cold it can't even melt cheese jesus christ fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:34:11 2016 No.8341860 >>8341658 He's lucky he didn't lose a finger doing that retarded ass shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 01:53:42 2016 No.8341910 Why does /ck/ even like this guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:29:54 2016 No.8342001 >>8340786 you faggots have infected /pol/ with this now, you know that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:31:55 2016 No.8342003 File: 2.29 MB, 1000x967, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340872 I laughed hard. What the fuck is this guy doing Is he on youtube?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:32:13 2016 No.8342006 >>8342001 proof?

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:37:33 2016 No.8342013
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>>8341593

This triggers the fuck out of me every time I see it.

>using knife on glass
>knife just crushes its way through the burg
>all that liquid squeezing out
>slice of hard unmelted cheese
>opens up the burger
>huge lopsided slice of tomato
>totally fucking raw ground beef

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:37:52 2016 No.8342016 >>8341831 no, he's actually trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:38:55 2016 No.8342017 >>8342006 >>>/pol/101732423

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:41:53 2016 No.8342025 >>8342013 It's not beef, it's buffalo. Doesn't really make it any better though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:43:35 2016 No.8342028 File: 19 KB, 200x200, ack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8342025 bison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:44:57 2016 No.8342030 seriously has jack ever addressed the fact he keeps cooking raw shit? like it's so obvious, how can he just ignore it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:47:24 2016 No.8342035 >>8341691 it probably shot right into one of her fat folds it might even still be there today

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:51:40 2016 No.8342043 File: 157 KB, 1305x847, Jack Masterclass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Gordon Ramsay Masterclass ad on Jack videos No thanks Gordon. Jack is my Master.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:53:36 2016 No.8342051 >>8340872 its so disgusting in concept i legit wanna know how it tastes. its so crazy that it might be some weird secret thing like white chocolate and caviar or some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 02:58:21 2016 No.8342059 >>8342003 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEwIAUUhc5E

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:00:59 2016 No.8342069

>>8340872
at first I was thinking it could work because I've made interesting fruit cheesecakes before, then he added all the salsa stuff and though maybe it could work with significantly less sweets stuff, then he adds cool whip, then cheese. I was giving it the benefit of the doubt at first but fucking hell this went too far.

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:01:54 2016 No.8342070

>>8341597
in a sorta defense to that i have like the worst fucking reaction to onions when i cut them i cant see for the entire time im doing it. though i dont use a fucking chapflap like a god damn pussy.(i gotta get some goggles tho. lighting matches isnt enough anymore) also white vinegar + mayo dude wtf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:03:42 2016 No.8342076 >>8341597 i also like how hes just holding the knife as if hes going to use it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:04:53 2016 No.8342079 >>8341697 what animal was that before fat fuck mgee brutalized it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:05:39 2016 No.8342082 >>8342079 fat from tammy's liposuction

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:06:23 2016 No.8342083 >>8341832 its a thing fucking slice of mozzerella or provalone like its the easiest shit to melt

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:06:26 2016 No.8342084 >>8342079 I think it's supposed to be barbecued pork, which should be fall-apart tender

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:06:42 2016 No.8342086 btw Jack has said on his sunday streams that he browses 4chan and /ck/ specifically. You need to stop making these threads

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:09:14 2016 No.8342090 >>8341710 Why was it at the vinegar? mayo and vinegar are often used together, the nauseating part was adding mayo to beans in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:12:52 2016 No.8342098 >>8342059 >myth busters but for food you mean americas test kitchen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:14:29 2016 No.8342102 >>8342090 cuz if you mix white vinegar and mayo together its likely to separate the oil from the egg

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:17:31 2016 No.8342105 File: 132 KB, 1000x737, cookingwithjabba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340888

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 03:20:14 2016 No.8342109 >>8342102 That doesn't seem to happen whenever I make coleslaw or macaroni salad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 04:47:10 2016 No.8342275 File: 222 KB, 585x356, jack_off.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8340909 is Mitch married to Jack's sister? how deep does the Jack Lore Go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:03:47 2016 No.8342298 File: 21 KB, 427x427, 1476701776780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is this disgusting turd allowed to live

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:05:26 2016 No.8342302

>>8342275
If only an industrious anon would take on the role of Jack lore master and search the annals of Jack history and put together a comprehensive guide on pastebin or something

It would be a great introduction for the newly initiated as well as an invaluable resource for the seasoned Jackthusiast

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:09:04 2016 No.8342307 File: 1.01 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20161206-210821.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8342275 Was this Jack's doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:10:25 2016 No.8342309 >>8341697 RIP AND TEAR

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:13:14 2016 No.8342313 >>8342102 I don't think you understand how emulsions work

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:17:31 2016 No.8342318 >>8341658 Did he take this video down when he realised his stupidity?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:18:43 2016 No.8342320 File: 6 KB, 136x102, 1466388398367.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8342307 >despite having food poisoning

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:26:13 2016 No.8342327 >>8342086 why would that be sufficient reason to stop? maybe he'll finally realize that he's bad and make efforts to improve.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:27:10 2016 No.8342328 >>8342307 >topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:28:36 2016 No.8342331 >>8342086 Hey Jack, if you're reading this, I hope you fucking kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:31:40 2016 No.8342334 >>8342086 On hearing this, Jesus said to them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners." Mark 2:17 I for one welcome Jack Scalfani maybe he can teach you guys some tricks of the trade

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:36:23 2016 No.8342341 >>8340914 i remember going to my ex's uncles house for dinner once and they only set forks on the table it was so fucking weird

Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:41:10 2016 No.8342347
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Jesus christ there's a startling amount of newfaggotry in this thread and change in content on this board. Have we been raided? Did someone crosspost us on another board. what is going on

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 6 05:46:07 2016 No.8342355 >>8340934 Just noticed this one, his phone is on the meat tray.

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