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I have a total of $52.00, and I'll buy three of the weirdest products in the grocery store. Any suggestions (I'll show proof 8PM Central time)

>> No.8336003

Fuck off

>> No.8336006

>>8335994
>Brought to you by Walmart

>> No.8336029

>>8335994
>holds up spork

>> No.8336032

pregnancy test
turkey baster
bottle of bleach

>> No.8336045

>>8335994
lemons, lotion, tire pump

>> No.8336047

>>8335994

condoms, diapers, and lube

>> No.8336048

lube, condoms, and the biggest cucumber you can find

>> No.8336065

>>8335994
>2L coke
>active culture yogurt
>dog collar

>> No.8336081

>>8335994
condoms, a cheap toy (if your grocery story has them), vodka.

>> No.8336087

>>8335994
diapers, rope, and sleeping pills

>> No.8336109

>>8335994
super glue, thumb tacks and dog treats.

>> No.8336162

>>8335994
The register monkey won't notice/care

t. former register monkey

>> No.8336268

hot dogs, hotdog buns, ketchup.

also this >>8336162 no cashier ever gives a fuck what you do as long as you aren't being irritating.

>> No.8336271
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8336271

>>8336047

>> No.8336432

Dog food, bowl, and rat poison

>> No.8336442

thermos bottle, condoms and as much minced meat I can get for the rermaining money

>> No.8336444

>>8335994
>Condoms
>Lube
>Those big batteries for lanterns

>> No.8336452

>>8335994
Doughnuts, doughnut holes, and glue.

>> No.8336512
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8336512

>>8335994
Two guns and baby food.

>> No.8336568

>>8335994
condoms, petroleum jelly, and an assortment of the biggest cucumbers you can find

>> No.8336585

>>8336162

This.

I occasionally buy condoms and sometimes lube with my purchases and have never gotten a reaction.

>> No.8336588

Condoms, gun and sleeping pills

>> No.8336601

a tarp
bleach
a shovel

>> No.8336608

>>8335994
>Spaghetti
>Cream
>Bacon

>> No.8336613

Several whole raw chickens
Little girls panties. Enough to dress the chickens
A single humongous cucumber

>> No.8336618

I worked in retail for nearly 8 years. No one remembers a one-off encounter and what you bought is literally forgotten about the moment you step away.

The only one I remember is a 35ish year old 4/10 man wearing nurses scrubs that would come in and buy magnum XL condoms along with his coffee and lunch over at the Starbucks counter in order to try to impress the baristas. It never worked but bless him he tried. I only remember because he would do it at least once a week.

>> No.8336833

>>8336618
This is truly true of all true things

If anything I just get a flash of cheesy pussy discharge whenever anyone buys UTI shit and then it goes away as they leave

>> No.8336844

>>8335994
Three McChicken's from the in-store mcdonald's.

>> No.8336902

>>8336512
>$52.00
>Two guns

u wot

>> No.8337199
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8337199

Hulk Hands
Vaseline
Tylenol

>> No.8337284

>Fresh veggies
>A fruit
>Low fat milk

>> No.8337308
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8337308

butter
butter
i can't believe it's not butter

>> No.8337312
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8337312

skittles
arizona iced tea
black face paint

>> No.8337324

>cucumber
>vaseline
>a book about putting cucumbers in ur butt

>> No.8337652

>>8335994
3 boxes of sudafed
Act sketchy as fuck too

>> No.8337665

>>8336452
>>8337308
Best suggestions. Even though the cashier probably won't care, you made me laugh

>> No.8337693

Buy a knife and stick it in the cashiers neck. Anyone with such a garbage job doesn't deserve to live anyway

>> No.8337727

>>8337652
This.

Just act sketchy, look around constantly, keep scratching at your skin, just sort of be jittery and unable to stay still. Probably wear a hoody too.