/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8326981
It's just a Father and Daughter making a meal, if you think that's flirting . .. .then I have serious concerns about you being around women OP!

Any dark beer will do (ale,bitter,porter,stout).

>>8327000
>Any dark beer will do (ale,bitter,porter,stout).
could i just use a can of regular guinness?

>>8327001
>could i just use a can of regular guinness?
Yep.

End result will be richer but it's a beef stew and in my opinion it's Ok for it to be rich and heavy.

>>8327003
i like hot and heavy more than i like rich and heavy, but i guess rich and heavy is also ok

>burnt garlic

what did she mean by this?

>>8327051
BLACKED

>>8326981
A daughters first crush should always be her Dad which is why it's a Dads job to teach her right and wrong and not abuse it but show her what kind of man she should strive to find. Be the man you want your daughter to be with. That doesn't mean fuck your daughter because you think she is in love with you beyond being her Dad. If you think Ramsey makes a video without everything scripted also, you're even more messed up.

>>8326981
where is the flirting.....

I think you have some profound sincere autism if you think this is flirting.

>>8326981
You are fucked in the head if you think this child is flirting. You clearly see things you want to see

>>8326981
Your the type of guy whose on the train and a girl happens to glance in your direction, and you think she totally wants to fuck you......you do this countless times a day for years.....and you are still a pathetic virgin pedo

>>8326981
>Flirting
where the fuck is your head bro.

>>8327000
>>8327174
>>8327196
>>8327238
>>8327242
>>8327244
>>8327257


Cooooorrrect!

>>8327263
you just KNOW

>>8326981
They never show Ernie the cat and Megan isn't on enough :P

>>8327174
>A daughters first crush should always be her Dad
are you fucking insane?

you fucking niggers need to get out of the kitchen more

>>8327348
learn some psychology retard

>>8327368
>daughter should get hot for her dad
>learn some psychology
Yo, I'm pretty sure that I am legally certifiable as mentally handicapped but even I know this is fucked up.

>>8327391
>I'm pretty sure that I am legally certifiable as mentally handicapped
we all know you are

>>8327348
i don't think he meant that sexually tho.

>>8327368
>psychology
I do hope you're not referring to the coke-fueled fetish fantasies of a certain Austrian snake-oil salesman.

>>8327348
He's right. I've read about that before. It's common for children to be infatuated with their older family member.

>>8327348
The Oedipus complex.
Children are attracted to the parent of the opposite sex at some point during their childhood. It's nothing sexual and it's hardly romantic, just a crush.

>>8327461
Yep. And children frequently look for romantic partners who have qualities similar to their opposite sex parents.

>>8327461
This is right; it's very common and it's always a deeply sexual attraction that manifests in erotic dreams, sexual behaviors towards inanimate objects, etc. Of course adults don't remember this about themselves, since these memories become repressed.

>>8327483
>>8327368
>>8327174
Freud is pseudoscience and only the fringe take pure psychoanalysis seriously as a discipline anymore. His model of the human psyche has been entirely discredited by modern neuroscience.

>>8327497
>adults don't remember this about themselves, since these memories become repressed
this sounds like some conspiracy theory-level reasoning

>>8327504
It was freud's viewpoint that childhood and childhood adjustment are the roots of all degenerate behaviors and all mental illnesses in adults.

Complete nonsense, and psychology/psychiatry was infamous for its abuses whilst it followed the psychodynamic model.

Yeah, next thing you know people will be having creepy ceremonies where fathers and their daughters pledge to maintain her purity together until another man marries her.

>>8327513
kekd on my screen

>>8326981
one thing i never fucking get about these fucking tv chefs is
>tablespoon of oil, in
>pours in 5-6 tablespoons

really rustles my jimmies

>>8327599
>He then bitches at a restaurant that over oils something.

>>8327599
It's no supposed to be a recipe, there people cook from experience.

>>8326981
Gordon Ramsay's son reminds me of this little Irish prick who would piss in the sinks in the lounge area of my freshman dorm.

>>8327620
that's clearly a girl in the video, you can't be this thick

>>8327503
this. those other posters don't know shit about modern psychiatry.

>>8327624
Then who is this?

>>8327629
wow he looks like such a smug little prick

>>8327599
>pinch of salt
>launches a fistful at the pan
>just a bit of butter
>upends an entire cow

I figure it's because their whole scale for the "rough amount" phrases of ingredients is shifted up a notch from regular people. So "a pinch" really is the smallest amount they'd use, it just happens to be a truck sized pinch.

>>8327633
His face is just so... PUNCHABLE.

everytime Gordon posts a video with one of his daughters, the internet gets all weird and creepy. goddamn.

sidenote: why is Jack never on the YouTube channel? not that I want to read homoerotic comments about father/son or anything...

>>8327647
>homoerotic comments about father/son

>>8327655
>"Alright Jack, you can see my penis is lined up to your bum."
>"IT'S GOING IN RAW!"

>>8327599
oil is thick and that spout was small and a tablespoon is actually pretty large of a size, no way that was 5 - 6

>>8326981
>being so fucking detached from social norms and women in general that you think this is flirting

you must be a blast at parties

>>8327664
how about fuck you
i dont like oil

>>8327690
You are a fucking retard.

>>8327690
oil != pepperoni grease, retard

>>8327696
>>8327714
>retard
stop projecting :^)
free oils = disease

>>8327726
bait

>>8327726
end your life = improvement

>>8327728
He realized he said something stupid so now he is pretending to be retarded in the hopes that someone will call him out for baiting and then he can save his face. Please do not let him do that, just ignore him.

>>8327728
im being serious
i literally never cook with oil
>>8327729
you have some demons my friend
i feel sorry for you

>>8327742
How do you saute mirepoix for a stew?

>>8327742
Are you a vegan too?

>>8326981
>flirting
There is nothing that can be even remotely considered flirting. 4chan has poisoned your mind OP, take a tolerance break.

>>8327749
Beef tallow usually.

>>8327754
Why would animal fat be any better for you than plant fat?

>>8327760
I never said it was.

>>8327761
Then why don't you use oil?

>>8327763
It's unnecessary.
Tallow is fine for me.

>>8327749
>assumes i eat stew
>>8327751
nope

>>8327767
Insufferable ass detected.

>>8327801
its going to be okay anon
it will all be over soon

>>8327819
say soon again

>>8326981
I saw no flirting and now this made me realize Gordon had a youtube channel. Where does he even find the time to cook for his family.

>>8326981
Wait, Ramsay has a Youtube channel? Thanks a lot OP, you made my day.

>>8327823
Do you think he actually cooks at all of his restaurants?

>>8327828
That would be physically impossible.

>>8327834
I think his question was rhetorical.

this thread is full of straight up retarded people. is this what has become of /ck/?

>>8327851
You're a straight up retard.

>>8327851
Have you taken a look at the catalog lately? It's pretty obvious.

>>8327851
It all went downhill when /mlp/ was made.

>>8327851
/ck/ has improved.

When Sceak and Angie used to post /ck/ was an awful place.

>>8327851
>/ck/ was a mistake
>mook

>>8327820
soon

anyways
gordon family cooking videos are comfy
he seems like a great father

>video of a recipe
>no ingredients in the description

>>8327883
You watch the video, it's no rocket science.

>>8327902
I'd rather just have the recipe like a normal non-spectrum individual.

>>8327911
I get what you are about, but a chef isn't going to follow instructions like you average cooking guy is. They cook from experience, not from a recipe.

>>8327503
(((Freud)))

>>8327918
He has recipe books, he even knows the ingredients as he puts them in. It wouldn't be hard to just put them in the description.

Just another cooking/psychoanalytic thread. Pretty standard stuff

>they aren't flirting
so many virgins here
I've watched 3 minutes and found 5 flirts.

>>8327911
>I'm not an autist! I just only need precise instructions for everything or I'll throw a shit fit

>>8327958
#pizzagate

>>8327958
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>8327967
a Polynesian basket weaving newsletter community made him believe a presidential election can be won by uploading pictures of a cartoon frog on the internet

>>8327977
>77
Praise Kek.

>>8327503
*tip fedora

>>8327503
>modern neuroscience
>anything but memory and vision analysis
>implying it haven't discredited every other model too

>>8327986
But he didn't imply that.

>>8327437
It's totally legit science, you filthy goy

>>8327958
what the fuck

>>8327977
> Implying it's not possible
Check'd

>>8327983
What is fedoraish about that?

>>8327967
get lost, newfag

>>8327000
If I had to choose, I'd go with a porter. 1, it's a great time of year for porters, which tend to be very mellow for dark beers with a distinct sweetness. (If any of you are familiar with malta, porters are somewhat similar.)

2, ales and bitters may have very strong aromatic flavors that may compete or clash with whatever you're cooking, and stouts can be quite alcoholic which may also mess with the flavor of the dish (whether towards its detriment or not, there's only one way to know for sure). Porters, while not necessarily mildly flavored, tend to have a mellow, rounded impression on the palate.

>>8327483
Oedipus complex tends to refer explicitly to males. The Electra complex is the female counterpart.

>>8327503
As a psychoanalytical term, it's something that's meant to be taken in broad strokes, and while
the finer points of Freud's models have largely been discredited, the overall framework of his thoeries on developmental psychology remains a cornerstone to modern psychoanalysis.

This isn't unique to Freud--I'd say the majority of psychology thinkers have had the details of their theories disproven, but the basic points of their theories tend to hold up over the years. It's also worth mentioning that there's not a researcher worth his or her salt that considers anything less than a holistic approach when it comes to modern psychological treatment; no one model or school of thought can encompass the capabilities of the mind and consciousness.

I don't see why you had to parrot the "Freud is pseudoscience" argument when the rest of us are discussion basic & well-established behavioral modelling theory.

At least Ramsay didn't give his children retarded names

>>8328091
Ay Jesús

>>8327766
fat is an oil, troglodyte

>>8328111
he wasnt the no oil cook
i am the no oil cook
>>8328091
what the fuck is wrong with jamie oliver

>>8326981
Could be because I grew up without a father, but it always creeps me out when I see dads and daughters have fun together.
Especially makes me uncomfortable how he says "good girl" and jokes about not wanting them to have boyfriends.

>>8328091
he said his wife named them

>>8328091
feel bad for petal blossom rainbow

at least the others have at least one normal sounding name

>>8328157
Maybe it's because you spend so much time in 4chan among lolicons and legit kiddyfiddlers.

>>8328085
>I don't see why you had to parrot the "Freud is pseudoscience" argument

Because it's nothing more than an uninformed poster parroting what they've heard from someone else. No one with any academic background fully dismisses freud given his framework on dreams are still used everywhere.

>>8328204
I don't see many of those since this is the only board I frequent.
I dunno, I guess not having a dad constructed my view on how fathers and daughters should interact.

>>8327958
Lol jesus christ

>>8328219
that is almost certainly the case.

>>8328204
Good god, a cartoon is not a child, moron. You're the real deviant for thinking as much.

>>8327958
First of all, you're a fucking sperg
I don't know what sort of humourless upbringing you had, but this is called 'being cheeky' and is the favourite past time of every British child

>>8327052
I fucking love you niggers

>>8327958
>she is saying she wants to rub her flower on Gordons raw meat whilst feeling his balls on her asshole

Fucking hell my sides, are you a refugee from /r9k/?

Im loling so hard I have to shit

>>8326981
its not a wierd thing in england anon, british people are all related anyways stop being so prudish

>>8327492
This isn't always true. I don't want to date anyone like my dad and he has always been "there for me" except emotionally. Always threw me under the bus and humiliated me.

>>8326981
No you fucking weirdo shes obviouslly not..

>>8328091
nice names he got there faggot

>>8329103
Yeah there are always exceptions. But it's also unconscious too. For example, you might be more okay with your bf humiliating you compared to someone whose dad was not like yours. Or more okay with your bf being emotionally distant.

>people that haven't had any contact with the outside world for years commenting on romantic relationships

>>8328210
The Freudian dream model was discredited decades ago. What reality are you living in? The reality where psychoanalysis justify their fading practice to the world?

Laughable. Go project your insecurities onto more people's childhoods.

>>8328085
>her worth his or her salt that considers anything less than a holistic approach when it comes to modern psychological treatment

lol holistic approaches. I'd hate to see what type of """""researcher""""" you consider """"worth your salt"""". The one invested in attachment therapy? The one invested in crystals?

>overall framework of his thoeries on developmental psychology remains a cornerstone to modern psychoanalysis.

Luckily (for the children), developmental psychology has progressed far beyond "modern" psychoanalysis.

Your practice is a dead form.

>>8326981

I bet they both love pizza. Especially cheese pizza.

>this entire thread

People from /tv/ are attempting to colonize /ck/ as a meme board. If you're gonna do this, please at least be funny about it. This thread isn't funny.

>>8330467
this thread is hilarious you mong and that's coming from someone who's never been on /tv/

>>8327958
>proudly showing off her gag reflex

>>8327263
MEAT, IN

>>8327986
>What is behavioral genetics
>What is neuropsychology

Daughtwr. Nice and hot.

>>8326981
YOU JUST KNOW

>>8328172
And he let her?

>>8331333
this. lol.

>>8331049
Also only about 10 in that clip. you perve.

>>8331088
He and Wossy are mates. He's just taking the piss in that British way that Yanks can't understand.

>>8327263
Staged publicity photo. Not incest, you cock.

>>8327278
Nope, YOU just fantasize. You no-hoper cuck.

>>8327507
Abso-fucking-lutely correct

>>8327958
You're doing god's work there

>>8327828
He used to cook at them, but there's no way he would now, not with his millions.

>>8327933
Why not complain to his Youtube channel and not waste space here?

>>8327958
someone needs to send this to gordon.

>>8329102
What do you mean, 'British people are all related'? What a cupid stunt. There's about 65 million of us, you arse. Do you think we all know each other, much less be cousins? Jeez.

His daughters voices are so smooth

>>8327958
I'm fucking dead

>>8327009
kek

I love this man
i've been binge-watching kitchen nightmares the past week
all the smiles, hugs, kisses, jokes, squabbles, touching family moments, the food... the feels
oh man

>>8327851
I remember it used to be better at least a year ago, I come back 4 months ago and the place seemed like shit. It's not that bad though, certain retarded threads pop up more often though.

>>8327977
le praise kek! xD

>>8328191
>buddy bear
nearly as bad

>>8326981
OP has had so little contact and interaction with females that a father and daughter cooking dinner together is mistaken for flirting.

>>8334966
this

What? She's not flirting with him

Also:
>tfw you'll never have a little daughter to be kind, protective and loving with.

>>8327263
bet he bangs his own daughter once the cameras are off

>>8328091
With names like that, it's a Piccolo Teatro waiting to happen again.

>>8327958
So this is what autism in it's purest form looks like.

You've lost the fuckin plot lad I swear you Americans sexualize everything. Bunch of knobheads

>>8327958

>>8326981
"Is she flirting with her father?" ???

What the actual fuck is wrong with you??????
Of coarse she is, she wants to ride him hard!

>>8326981
>doesnt recognise a healthy child and parent relationship

I feel sorry for you Anonfam

>>8327958
thanks /ck/

>>8337503
Lmao ded

Hey guys what's your opinion on the best masterchef season or the one with most talented candidates?

>>8326981
im just cooking with my daughter
i am being a good father
these underclass autists that never had a good father are calling this successful chef a incestous scumbag
i feel sorry for them
damn
what a shame

>>8327958

>>8334955
Everyone but rainbow could cut off the first two names and be pretty square.

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>>8337556

EL OH EL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lpr_Spz5jc

>>8334955
The most ordinary part of his name is "Maurice" but even that's fairly unusual. He'll probably change it when he turns 18.