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Anonymous Tue Nov 22 22:33:16 2016 No.8301727 [Reply] [Original]

>try to make a pizza from scratch
>its total shit
>end up baking a frozen instead

please put me out of my misery
please put me out of my misery
please put me out of my misery
please put me out of my misery
please put me out of my misery

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 22:35:26 2016 No.8301731 Not OP. Are the premade crusts at grocery stores any good? I can not make a good dough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 22:45:24 2016 No.8301753 >>8301727 25

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 22:55:25 2016 No.8301779 >>8301727 It's ok, I used to suck at making homemade pizza from scratch Then I found this video from a youtuber called jack that really shows the best way to do pizza! Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 22:56:58 2016 No.8301782 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, JackGoza (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8301779 Oops, forgot video lollolololololololol

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 23:00:37 2016 No.8301789 >>8301782 What the serious fuck is wrong with his fine motor control

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 22 23:05:00 2016 No.8301798 File: 2.80 MB, 720x480, MoreJackCoordination.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8301789 >What the serious fuck is wrong with his fine motor control What do you mean, he clearly has great motor skills.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 02:05:51 2016 No.8302227 >>8301727 >>8301731 1 cup warm water 1 packet o yeast 3 cups fine flour Knead it, coat a bowl and the doughball in olive oil, let rise in fridge overnight If you're fucking up the rest of it you're just buying shitty ingredients

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 03:43:21 2016 No.8302380 >>8301727 >Do something once >Expect to be great at it the first time without any experience or trial and error jesus christ some people are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 03:52:22 2016 No.8302390 >>8301727 Man, as long as you can identify what went wrong you can always do better next time. That's the joy of cooking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 03:56:24 2016 No.8302399 >>8301798 AHAHAHAHA HE'S SO CLUMSY XD!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:07:56 2016 No.8302649 >>8302380 I get this kind of autism rage inside of me if I sufficiently fuck something up the first time I can't explain it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:23:35 2016 No.8302664 >>8301727 Just buy the dough at the supermarket

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:26:34 2016 No.8302666 >>8301798 I'm legit surprised he hasn't lost a finger yet He probably has a stroke or something and he is fine but his brain is a little bit fried

Anonymous Wed Nov 23 07:42:24 2016 No.8302690

>>8302649
>years of nonachievement and effortlessly completing work designed for the lowest common denominator have given him an inflated sense of skill and self worth
>cognitive dissonance whenever he isn't immediately successful at whatever he tries
>too arrogant to know

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 23 09:13:39 2016 No.8302796 >>8302690 It's not like they teach cooking in school bruv. Cooking is the only subject that will make me butthurt like this

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