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8292904 No.8292904[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have to choose one or the other...
>the pizza is as well done as you like and has whatever toppings you prefer
>the girl lasts from dusk until dawn on a night of your choosing and is into whatever you're into.

>> No.8292905

pizza because I'm not into fat chicks

>> No.8292923

>>8292904
i'll take the pizza. nothing in the pic looks promising to me, i only date skinny/ sporty chicks

>> No.8292930

>>8292904
I see only a girl, anon. No pizza in sight.

>> No.8292931
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The pizza. If it were this girl, it would be a more difficult choice.

>> No.8292935

>>8292904
I take the pizza, and cover it in ranch.
And then have sex with it.

>> No.8292942

>>8292904
The girl, that pizza looks disgusting.

>> No.8292950

>>8292904
who the fuck cuts a pizza that way?

>> No.8292952

>>8292904
I choose the pizza.
Unless she has a penis in which case it isn't a she.

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>>8292905
Not fat, just enormous tits.

>> No.8292962

>>8292950
chicagoans

>> No.8292977
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>>8292904
I'm going to have to go with the girl. I can't cuddle up to a pizza on a cold night.

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>>8292977

>> No.8292992

I'd choose girl. I'd take her out for pizza and we'd laugh and joke and I could feel happy about myself for a moment until my Cinderella vanished. :(

>> No.8292993

>>8292904
The girl. I want to take a pumpkin carving knife to those huge tits after im finished. I bet they smell like pizza.