/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Jesus christ, no

>>8272423
I have an award winning recipe, that i won't reveal; but the secret ingredient is LOTS of beans

>>8272423

Depends. Do you want traditional chili with beans? Or non-traditional meat slurry?

>>8272423
>meat
>chilis
literally just that

>>8272423
LOL

No!

Now enjoy 300 replies of shitposting for the next 5 days.

Rate my chilli recipe

Constructive criticism welcome

>dice garlic and onion. saute
>add 90% lean minced beef and cook until brown
>add chilli powder, cumin, smoked and sweet paprika, salt, pepper
>add tomatoes, diced bell peppers, red kidney beans and chicken stock
>simmer down for a few hours
>serve with lime and coriander rice

>>8273402
Why not beef stock? Just wondering

>>8273412
I only have chicken stock in my cupboard right now.

No reason at all I can't just get beef stock tomorrow before I cook it. I have no idea why that didn't occur to me

>>8273402
Add some form of fresh pepper (green, jalepeno, poblano, serrano) depending on how spicy you want it with the garlic and onion saute.

Use beef broth, dark beer or combo in place of chicken broth.

>>8273424
I usually add green, red and yellow peppers in with the tomatoes and beans.
What's the reasoning for adding them earlier?

>>8272423
Add beans and you're good.

>>8273412

I use chicken stock in my chili too. I'd recommend trying it. I like the results better than beef stock.

I like cock in my dish

>>8273446

Any kind in particular? I have access to mouse cock. Is that OK?

>>8273442
Cool, I'll give it a shot

Legit question: There are people who rage at chili with beans, but do you think it would be ok if there was bean paste instead (just a bit, to thicken it up)?

>>8273474
what part of "no beans" do you not understand?

>>8273402
>beans

That isn't a chili recipe you posted, anon

>eat beans chili all life
>anywhere i go is beans chili
>/ck/ "no"
lol but why

>>8273565
autism

>>8273565
Your life has been a lie.

>>8273579
yeah but even in other states beans?

>>8272423
honestly, you probably dont want one thats ck approved.

sure, anon, you can have mine
>buy can from store
>cut open chili can with crowbar
>shove an entire fucking sleeve of ritz crackers up it's chili bean ass
>rip open an entire bag of shredded cheddar
>nuke it till the cancer melts off
>mix it up into a weird dry paste
>consume your pasty cheesy salty bullshit

I hate myself for how much I love it.

>>8273565
Honestly, I prefer no bean chili because beans give the chili a weird dried out starch taste.

>chilli

If you use crushed tomatoes as the base for your chili, pls kys.

>>8275995
kys if you make a post like this without offering up your preferred alternative

>>8276015

Isn't it obvious from the name of the dish? You know, chili peppers?