/ck/ - Food & Cooking

that looks good though, I can see eating a few of those for breakfast and brunch. Anyone have a recipe for these?

>>8263795
your opinion doesn't count, lardass

>>8263795
The meat, it looks absolutely repugnant darling...and overall, icky. And the cheese is just, oh, let's not even start.

>>8263795
No no no. The IDEA is good. The excecution of that is god awful. Literally repulsive. American cheese, shitty meat, probably not fresh potato coating. Bleh

>>8263795

Honestly, if that is your idea of good, I am afraid to ask what your last meal would be. OP's pic is fucking repulsive. I am drunk as all fuck at the moment mate and I can promise you that I have thrown up a little in my mouth witnessing this shit.

>>8263840
Well my last meal were hot dogs boiled in beer and a bowl of rice. It's not repulsive, you're palette isnt very large

Here's a fun game

>Go on allrecipes.com
>Find a recipe you like
>Click the camera button as shittily pointed at in pic related
>Find the most disasterous user-submitted example of the recipe
>Post the picture here for fun and profit

>>8263916
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHILLS GET OUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>8263916

>>8263845


kek fuck you, 2/10

>>8263916
I feel like posting meatloaf is cheating

Litrally anything maid in ammerica lololl

>>8263929
That is obviously a loaf of artisanal bread

>>8263956
you lookin to get trump'd?

>>8263929
>that filename
hehe top kek

>>8263929
Anything swimming in its own fat is cheating

>>8263973
What about butter?

>>8264040
>it's pink

>>8263802
>>8263810
>>8263823
>>8263840
>all of these fucking fairies
looks fine

>>8264109
Then you go ahead and eat shit, I'll stick to actual food

>>8264043
Holy fucking shit I don't think I've fucking gagged this hard in a while. It doesn't help the shit on top of the waffle looks like jizz.

>>8264043
seriously now, is blood good for cooking? I know of a few dishes that uses blood as a major ingredient, but they are all archaic.

>>8264003
>that filename
fucking kek

>>8264370
Blood in cooking is delicious, especially in sweet dishes and soups (pić related), but not fucking menstrual blood what is wrong with her... Christ.

>>8264043
srsly this is some horribly disgusting shit, it's like some women feel the need to give sense to menstruation other than it getting rid of an old endometrium.

IT'S DEAD TISSUE THE BODY GETS RID OF WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT THAT YOU DISGUSTING WHORE EW!

>>8264399
>>8264458
Sardinian women have a tradition to put their menstrual blood into the first tomato sauce they make for their husband. If he eats it tradition says she can control him for the rest of the marriage.

>>8264462
Note to self: never date a Sardinian woman.

>>8264399
Blood pamcakes!

>>8264043
women

>>8264595
blood food? Blood food

>>8264462
I can't decide if I find this tradition gross or romantic....

>>8264629
What part of using gypsy magic to control your husband for life is hardly romantic

>>8264040
I volunteered to cook this for a group of foreign students. I'm curious what they'll think about it.

>>8263919
Kek, that fucking mayo

>>8264109
I'm conflicted.

On one hand, I'd like to try it. On the other I think it could look way, way better. Better cheese, better sausage. Potatoes look good though.

my lunch

stayed that shape after heating it too

>>8264709
and this home run inn pizza I ate the other night

wasn't that good though

>>8264640
It's like making your wife a part of you by eating her blood.
After all if you lick your wife you always have the risk of the surprise cherry jam.

>>8263929
I've seen colorectal tumors that looked more appetizing than this.

>>8264595
What sort of blood do you use?

>>8264720

>>8264462

who would date a sardine

So glad I'm an actual man so aesthetics don't mean anything to me.

>>8263802
>Finds food appealing
>Calling others fat
If you take pleasure in food or eating you're a fat fucking lardo.

>>8263916
I'll play your game, Anon

want to see really visually unappealing food. Go to youtube and look up "kays good cooking" have fun

>>8264043

>>8264043
WTF i hate women now

>>8265880

>>8263916

>>8263916
It's supposedly beef rendang.

>>8263916

how about a nice bowl of pepto bismol

>>8264043
this looks like a troll post.
3/4 cup of menstrual blood? no woman bleeds this much during her period.

>>8266701
Looks like Paint
tastes like heaven.

>>8264458
God, that has to smell unbearable.

>>8265719
>Blood pamcakes
Been there once, never understood the hype. my friends always go there after they get smashed.

>>8265719
I've been there once. Never understood the hype. my friends usually go to nicks after they get smashed.

>>8266723
I wish to god this was true

>>8266723
She collects her period blood in a jar and keeps it in the fridge. It's gross.

>>8266723
Spottet the virgin

>>8264399
>but not fucking menstrual blood what is wrong with her
to be honest it's not a practical matter it's really just conceptually disgusting

>>8264399
>but not fucking menstrual blood
But what if the recipe you're making is a period piece?

>>8265719
>moved from Rochester to LA
>used to eat plates all the time
>get spoiled on LA food
>last time I went home and had a plate I vomited
Take my life

>>8264043
>cooked blood
>red
how can anyone believe this is real?
fucking americans

>>8264043
this is absolutely disgusting
>#equality
literally what

>>8267178
>hurr durr muh country is superior
fuck off

>>8263786
only thing unappealing is the american cheese in that

disk meatloaf wrapped in chunky mashed potatoes
>delicious

>>8267129
I don't understand why anyone who leaves Rochester ever comes back. Rochester is such a shit hole.

>>8263916

Chicken Parisienne

>>8265880
Chicken parmigiana gone sexual ?

>>8264251
>I only eat the finest delicacies afforded to man and I take a drive to the farm every Sunday to hand-pick my produce

>>8264855
Norwegian butcher here. We use a blend of pigsblood and bovineblood.

>>8267542
Thanks man. Been meaning to make some blood pancakes but finding blood was by no means an easy task. Would using just one or the other work just fine?

>>8267178
Pic is norwegian bloodsausage. It's pinkish

Norwegian traditional dish. Chopped lungs.

>>8267546
Pure bovineblood is a bit rank in taste. Pigsblood is sweeter.

>>8267204
That looks pretty delish

>>8264043

>>8267371

Uh no that's not what he said at all. There is a difference between eating a nice meal cooked with good ingredients and a bunch of greasy shit piled on top of each other.

>>8263916

>>8264946
kek

>>8267951
Wtf. I wonder what goes through these people's minds.
"I'm like, it turned out like shit, but camera is ready, so let's fucking roll with it, allrecipes".

This gives me an idea of a photo set theme : completely failed recipes/dishes, but photographed with utmost quality (best lightning, colour correction and all).

That could make some great OC.

>>8263916

>>8269195
fuck, forgot to add that's aparently meant to be stuffed chicken breasts. even reverse image look up comes up as "meat"

>>8267951
>two thumbs and half a bowel movement's pin worms

>>8269181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGtgBJKyZM

>>8267371
>greentexting that as if it would be a bad thing

I don't do that. I wish I could do that, would be eating decadent delicious stuff non stop while you enjoyed McDolans.

It seems you have resentment towards people who choose or can afford nice things. Don't fret anon. There'll always be MD 20 20.

>>8264713
Home run inn's cheese pizza is the fucking best frozen food pizza. Never had the pepperoni one though

Some of the foods I make look nasty but they all taste good.

>>8269822
This is glorious.

>>8267563
That's blood sausage. It's made by coagulating blood.

>>8266701
>those horrid silver spoons
ugh I can already imagine that metallic taste soiling the food

>>8264946
Kek and also dicke and balls

>>8270150
Your point? I love bloodfood

>>8266701
Luv dat dish

>>8269822
This is breddy good.

>>8264709
Bonus points for plating.

>>8263786
The idea is great, it's just that the ingredients look cheap in this picture. Crappy fries, meant and cheese. Like looking at a cheap frozen pizza, and being reminded of a good pizza.

>>8264855
Menustral blood, semen milk and breast milk.

>>8264043
you disgusting nigger for posting this, i was eating

>>8269822
This is okay.

Surprise no curry posted yet.

>>8270504
I think they're hashbrowns? Pretty much the same thing but my first thought was it was supposed to be a breakfast sandwich

>>8269838
the funny thing is eating well doesn't even cost that fucking much

>>8266723
Some girls have light periods, some have heavy periods. With heavy periods its normal for huge chunks of womb lining to come out periodically, and this can go on for 3-5 days. Collecting 3/4 cup over that period of time wouldn't be hard.

Surprised tripe hasn't been posted. Shit looks like it's meant to trigger trypophobia.

>>8270504
>>8264664
Same boat. Add some egg in there and you got something glorious, like some kind of fucked up scotch egg patty

>>8271041
curry is for street shitters m8

>>8264458
>IT'S DEAD TISSUE
>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EAT THAT

Well all meat is dead tissue

>>8269822
This is shit

>>8264462
Wtf i'm sardinian and never heard of it.
Sauce? I don't wanna ask to my grandma something like this

>>8267075
your (you)... for real though, hah

>>8271271
Also this.
I win, you can close your internet for today, cu/ck/s

>>8264713
I tried home run pizza once and it was absolutely fucking horrible. The crust was as hard as a brick and there was no sauce. Red Baron is truly the masterrace

>>8271041
POO ON THE PAN

biscuits and gravy.

especially my girlfriend's. it's one of the most delicious things i've ever eaten

>>8264370
http://nordicfoodlab.org/blog/2013/9/blood-and-egg
Read this, it's incredibly interesting.

>>8263786
looks like a fast food breakfast... edible, but just barely.

>>8264040
>pickles and greens touching the beans
fuck dat

>>8264946
I laughed way too hard at this.

>>8271404

>Not POO IN THE STEW

You had one job anon...

>>8265880
Are people retarded or blind, that's stuffed mushrooms, with au gratin...ish potatos and a fat turd

>>8269838
>it's a "if you don't throw your money away for """""fresh,""""" """""organic,""""" """""GMO-free""""" food, then you're poor" episode

Keep shilling your shit food that has just as much evil Monsanto juice in it as any other product.

Pic related.

>>8271627
kys frogposter

Freshly made webm

>>8269195
>>8269197
The problem here is that the lighting fucked up BAD. The tomato sauce looks pink, and the bread coating is washed out.
It really doesn't help that the cheese was thinly melted on top in patches and not heated long enough to gain any color.

I'm sure it looked better in person and tasted fine.

>>8271522
>with au gratin
>with
Retard.

>>8271788
How's that """locally""" grown corn that cost three times as much treating you?

>>8271788
>never had spam
>decide it's time to try it out
>almost puss out when it flops out of the can onto the plate

Tastes pretty good, aside from being a bit too salty.
Fried some up and made a sandwich, legitimately 7/10.

>>8271835
i lost a dare and had to eat a can, it was actually really good so i just bought 2 more cans and took em home

For why tho

>>8271853
What the fuck

>>8271810
nope

>>8271120
The issue is period blood isn't mostly blood. Mainly it's mucus and vaginal discharge mixed with some blood and skin cells. It isn't the same as cutting a pig's throat and using that blood.

>>8271299
Oh great...

Maggot cheese

>>8263916

>tl;dr

>>8272215
yep
official name is Casu marzu(translated litterally rotten cheese)
too bad it's illegal to import it from sardinia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_4191583787&feature=iv&list=UUs_t4Om5siqqFtVGd639Z0Q&src_vid=2O6GehKytSQ&v=_TF4AUaFxS8


love watching this every once in a while

>>8263916
this is supposed to be pepper steak?

>>8263786
So basically a burger just with hash browns instead ofbuns. Sounds like a good idea


But what the fuck is that shit, cheese is godawful and if that's what some consider meat I'm terrified.

>>8264717
I'd eat the fuck out of that

>>8271843
Your body must have hated you for consuming twice the amount of salt that an adult human is supposed to eat in an entire day in one sitting?

>>8271835
Throw it into a fried rice or scrambled eggs. It's to die for.

>>8264946

i would. anyone in oil has to be making mad bank

>>8271853
kek'd, would kek again

>>8266933
seriously look up what the normal amount of blood in one cycle is

>>8273021
>>8271120

>>8266701
That looks pretty good.

>>8264709
Are you 4?

>>8263916

oh no i had to

>>8263916

i didn't even know you could mess up pumpkin pie

>>8264043

This can't be real. Blood turns brown when cooked off. Unless period blood is magical and rules don't apply.

ew

>>8264043
I just threw up a little. I refuse to believe that this is legit. I know that bitches be crazy, but this is too much.

>>8273456
if you ejaculate pure evil into it, apparently you can

>>8271129
why do you think it's called trypophobia dumbass?

>>8265880
Is that the beak of a chirp!?

>>8264713
There's something fucking satisfying about the alignment of these pepperoni slices dude

>>8264713
>>8274287
>There's something fucking satisfying about the alignment of these pepperoni slices dude

You dont say, I could go on but Im lazy

>>8274287
I don't like it. Any way you cut it you have to cut through a slice of pepperoni or move them. They should be nicely divided on four slices.

>>8274326
>not cutting your pizza in square bites in the current year of 2016

I get what you mean tho, whenever I make frozen pizza I rearrange the pepperoni while they're cold for the best meat/slice ratio

>>8264043

>>8271808
And that kids is how you get kidneystones.

>>8275249
Eating raw kale is how you get kidneystones

>>8265719
>>8266792

I never liked the genuine article. I much preferred the ones from that place with the Tekken machine.

Then again I never liked the traditional ingredients either - I just got burger meat on top of fries with the meat sauce and frank's red hot. I loved that shit so much.