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Deep Fried Mushrooms Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:10:57 2016 No.8250000 [Reply] [Original]

i'm stoned, i'm drunk, i'm hungry
fuck fast food delivery prices, i have
- 200g button mushrooms, cut in halves

i will dunk these into a whisked mixture of
- 30g butter (microwaved in bowl to liquid)
- two eggs

and i will then batter these fuckboys with
- a well estimated bunch of white flour
- three untoasted slices of Burgen bread put through the food processor (should have toasted them, fuck)
- a well estimated dump of iodised table salt
- the last 10 or so peppercorns in my grinder

and then shallow/deep fry in a ratio of
2:1
coconut oil:olive oil

hopefully this will turn out well

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:12:58 2016 No.8250002 >>8250000 Checked. Good luck fellow Ausfag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:14:29 2016 No.8250006 File: 2.94 MB, 5312x2988, deep fried mistake.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i panicked and fried the first six, without any breadcrumb mixture on them, only egg wash, like a damn idiot. they were still very tasty

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:19:32 2016 No.8250013 File: 3.55 MB, 5312x2988, precious balls of potential.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] round two, egg washed and battered. no mistakes this time

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:23:14 2016 No.8250020 File: 2.19 MB, 2988x5312, jesus was a fungi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at these fuckboys fry!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:29:27 2016 No.8250027 >>8250020 Add a splash of that Bombay to the Bash and see what transpires.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:32:49 2016 No.8250030 enjoy your hunger. should have toasted the bread, fried the mushrooms in butter and had fried eggs and mushrooms on toast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:36:56 2016 No.8250034 File: 3.06 MB, 5312x2988, are black people just overcooked white people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the noms were very tasty. fried for about 5 minutes, rotating with a metal soup spoon once like the bachelor i am more to come

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:41:18 2016 No.8250044

>>8250030
had fried eggs on toast with wilted spinach and shit for breakfast my man, gotta mix it up sometimes. i need the deep fried artery clog you feel me

>>8250027
okay

>>8250002
onya cobber, good one son, chug a tinny and blow a billy for me mate, we're not here to fuck spiders

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:43:24 2016 No.8250047 >>8250044 you are damagin your body with alcohol and marijuana anyway. a few extra fried eggs won't make a difference.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:47:02 2016 No.8250048 File: 2.09 MB, 5312x2988, fry hard with a vengeance.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] time to go all in lads

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 09:51:53 2016 No.8250058
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>>8250047
it's all about finding the balance mate. no need to force the fried eggs on me, i've had them every morning for the last quarter of a century, on buttered promite toast.

>>8250027
the oil was smoking when i added the generous dash of bombay and it bubbled up and all sorts
of weird shit

i'm frying some suckers in there now so lets see what the fuck happens

Anonymous Sat Nov 5 10:03:26 2016 No.8250090
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it's frying like shit now that the gin went in, i should probably chuck the oil and start over after this.

mushrooms tasted good, worse than last time though. it's like the alcohol stripped the dish of a lot of flavour, took twice as long to fry and it was just cooked poorly.

made bread balls from the leftover dough, fried one, would have tasted good if it cooked properly

thanks for the suggestion pal

phat goose Sat Nov 5 11:01:24 2016 No.8250189
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all done, they are delicious and swirled through mayonnaise.

overall, my bullshit was a lot less satisfying than a family sized meat lovers pizza, but arguably healthier and a lot more fun. plus i didn't spend 25 damn dollarydoos

thanks for tuning in cu/ck/s, see you round the stove top some day

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:02:47 2016 No.8250195 >>8250189 your pic is sideways

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 5 11:18:07 2016 No.8250227 File: 99 KB, 240x200, 1470146784102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8250034 >noms

>>	phat goose Sat Nov 5 11:21:59 2016 No.8250232 File: 56 KB, 500x670, 1452481687681.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8250195 lean your head to the side at a 90 degree angle >>8250227 >contribution

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