/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8243506
My future wife

>>8243506
I'm not the only person who wants to fuck that sandwich, right?

The bread is way too fucking thick and doesn't have anywhere near enough crispness and colour, cheese/bread ratio is way off and it looks only one kind of cheese:processed american shit

2/10. Wouldn't eat.

>yfw nobody will ever pay as much attention to you as she did to that grilled cheese

rather eat drywall

>not actually grilled
>not actually cheese

>>8243518
Probably more flavour in it.

>>8243506
Looks like they used greasy Wisconsin cheese too.
That shit's nasty. I don't know how every kind of cheese produced in that region is such an oil-soaked mess. Is it what they feed their cows?

>>8243536
>drywall has more flavor than bread and cheese

What third world shit hole do you live in? Lol holy fuck

>>8243541
At least dry wall picks up fucking seasoning over time, you Americans don't even season your bread or cheese.

vagoo spread like a grilled cheese

>>8243541
>Not wanting to eat some bland, over-sized awful looking sandwich means you live in a 3rd world country

American sensibilities.

>>8243541
>not keeping mustard in your drywall
fucking hell lad

>>8243506
is that fucking velveeta?

>>8243506
It would be good if she had used real cheese.

>>8243506
This is either Burger-material or Mexican

>>8243506
THE BREAD ISN'T EVEN DONE.

IT'S STILL RAWWWWWWW

>>8243506
Here's the video.

https://youtu.be/g42m8ALhX1k

>>8243544
>you Americans don't even season

Have you even heard of the south?

Add some goat cheese in that shit and it's fucking on.

>>8243544
>It's a yuredditor gets mad at freedom episode

Getting sick of this repeat 2bh

>>8243506

the bread looks like fucking cake

>>8244129
>bigger really is better
What exactly did she mean by this?

The bread looks dense as fuck and the cheese is just revolting.

>>8243506
That looks fucking disgusting the fucking bread can't stick together

>>8244129
>Microwave
>Toaster oven
>Electric stove
I could have guessed the content of the video from that alone

>>8243548
don diggity done it

Probably tastes more like a soft pretzel with nacho cheese
Rather have a real grilled cheese, but ai'd eat it

>>8243541
>he doesn't have flavored dywall
What third world shit hole do you live in?

>>8243506
>made with singles
>no tomato
RAGE

That made my arteries clog just by watching it.
Fucking pig disgusting. Would not eat. Would shame anyone around me eating it. Have some fucking respect for yourself. The bread and cheese look revolting, and when she breaks it apart and holds it, it looks like she's draining a pocket of cellulitis.

>>8243506

No friend, this is.

>>8243506
I want to watch her forced to sit and eat every last scrap of that abomination. I want to watch her plad to be allowed to stop. She deserves nothing less.

>>8245434
That actually made me throw up in my mouth a little.
"...they were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they never stopped to think if they should...."

>>8243506
I'm pretty sure that's custard not chease

>>8245484
What the fuck have you been doing to your custard to make it stringy?

>>8245434
Oy vey

>>8245434
This is why capitalism needs to die and people should have as little time on their hands as possible

>>8243538
They feed there cows the dead fat people that die from eating to much dairy.

>>8243541
Drywall sandwich is delicious. With some caulking and creamcorn FUCKING amazing

Oh God
Oh God
The bread the bread
The bread's not done
It's not done AT ALL
OMFG

You can't eat that
When she pulls the halves apart
OMG OMG
When she pulls them apart
The cheese should stretch
NOT THE BREAD

>>8245434
I have been lurking on this board for more than 7 years
>I have never been so angry before

>>8245518
>le
>ebil capitalist may may
>namefag
Could you be even more of a redditor?

>>8245434
this has to be an april fools joke or something right
no one would actually think to themselves that throwing grilled cheese in with vodka to infuse it would make a good drink right
this world isnt as fucked as I think it is right

>Quick, post the pretentious grilled cheese video!

mmm delicious I love grilled cheese so naturally I'm gonna salivate over several pounds of nasty american cheese on underbaked bread

>>8243517
:\

>>8245434
it actually looks pretty good to me. I think I'd like that

>>8245939

Fuck you

>>8245819

shit, I forgot to save it last time

>>8243516
this
it looks like ass

Well no shit it's revolting, dumb cunt just ate raw dough.

>>8245434

>>8245722
Who are you quoting?

>>8245434
This is like being at a formal dinner and the host suddenly begins to profess his love of child pornography.

>>8245589
Circle of (American) life

>>8245783

No it's real.

>>8246051
Fucking kek

>>8246051

lel

I've said this before and I'll say it again. The most important part of a grilled cheese sandwich isn't the cheese. It isn't the bread.

It's the butter. You need to melt the butter into the bread, and then grill it until it becomes brown butter in situ. If you don't do that, all you've got is toast and cheese, which isn't the same thing.

This abomination is all wrong. I suspect they didn't use butter at all. Way too much bread. You've got about an inch of baked but otherwise uncooked bread on either size, yet the cheese is melted, which means they used some sort of velveeta shit and microwaved it. It's disgusting.

>>8245434
this is a war crime

contacting the hague, brb

>>8245434
I have pictures of mutilated babies in clown costumes on my hard drive and THIS is what makes me physically cringe?

>>8243506
It's a regular Sandwich, the girl is just really, really small.

>>8243506
I actually fucking gagged

>>8243541
>not keeping chicken/turkey in your walls

You can see the plastic of the american cheese.

>>8244923

>>8245434
If this stopped at "Slice 'Em" it wouldve been a good webm

>>8245986
>le THIS xD
>le ebin "add nothing to the conversation" meme
Fucking faggot.

>>8245434

>>8246907
how is middle school

>>8247927
sucks Mrs. Martin won't let us play Oregon Trail or watch Bill Nye

>>8244458
>it's a global rule 2 violation

>Cheese

>>8243506
The cheese doesn't even look melted. It just looks liquid.

Like a gallon of cheese whiz between two slices of bread.

>>8247931
I had a science teacher named Mrs. Martin in 7th grade. We rarely watched Bill Nye. that bitch.

>>8245434

looks p R e C i s E L Y like pretentious white people sh-t

>>8245518
but it's communism that's all like DO WUT YOU WANT BRO FUK THE MAN XD

No shit. 99.9% of foods are disgusting when you scale them up to an absurd amount.

I bet after seeing it you wanted a grilled cheese anyway.

>>8250277
You don't know what the word pretentious means, do you.