/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>8227862
I only have $1000 to last me until the end of the month, can you recommend me some food to eat?

What is this called

>>8227885
Britter in the Shitter

Can you touch your vellyvutton with the tip of your erect penis while standing up straight?

>>8227862
Why do you park in a drive way and drive in a park way?

What's the difference between Catsup and Ketchup?
What other condiments are frequently used in American cuisine and in what proportions?

Is there such a thing like "American Cusine"??

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?

>>8227964
Number of hot dogs depends on the brand, usually 6, 8, 10, or 12 to a pack.

Some Nathan's packages are fucked though, and are only 5 to a pack. Why the fuck they do that I have no idea.

>>8227870
How come you escaped stoning?

I have a 250 word essay due next month. Help? I won't get it done in time by myself.

>>8227885
Toad in my butthole

>>8227950
Yes it's called trow it on the fryer

>>8228064
>have you ever been so eager to shitpost that you start misspelling words?

>>8227964
so that you always have to buy too many of one of them to boost sales

>>8228193

>>8227950
american barbecue
"americanized" food counts too

>>8228197
If you want to eat all your 10 hot dogs you need to buy two packs of buns, if you want to eat all your buns you need buy more hot dogs, etc. Unless you commit to buying 4x10 hot dogs and 5x8 buns, you'll always buy too many of one of them and they'll get to sell you something you don't need.

>>8228193
>>8228204
>not using the 2 remaining hotdogs in the pack to stimulate your prostate

>>8228214
too soft, my tight sphincter would turn them into useless mush almost immediately, wouldn't provide any meaningful stimulation

>>8228064
"Oi cheeky, trow it in the fryer love. Too lanky!"

>>8228204
or just buy a pack with the same number of both? or if you have extra dogs throw them to your dog, put em in something, and extra buns can be used for a sandwich or thrown to the birds or bread crumbs like seriously this isnt even a fucking problem if you think it through more than face value this thread is a sham /ck/ is a fucking joke board only because you fucking idiots let it be fuck this fuck everything for me it is the mcfuck you

>>8227875
Rice. Just rice. Buy a 20lb bag, and then you can save the rest of your money.

>>8228221
no you'd be surprised; it's just sensitive, not really rock solid down there, even though it might seem that way based on how hard it is to stick things in (which is largely due to pain and discomfort, rather than actual physical stiffness)

Why can't Americans into savoury pies? Fruit pies are shit.

>>8227862
What country do you think has had the most influence on american cuisine, and why?

>>8228227
There are only hot dog packs of 10 and bun packs of 8.

I don't have a dog or anyone I could give the spare dogs too. My usual strategy for dealing with this problem, actually, is to have a couple hot dogs with two dogs in one bun.

>>8228232
My asshole is really damn tight tho

>>8228227

>>8228242
Chicken pot pie is American you son of a dog

>>8228242
us brits just nailed down the perfect formula and any attempt to deviate (like the americans are doing) only results in mediocrity

>>8227862
How many burgers in a burger's burger

Jesus Christ, I didn't mean to unleash this hotdog shitstorm. I was half shitposting with that

>>8227875
1000 dollars is at least 1200 gourmet pork sausages
knock yourself out

>>8227885
egg-in-the-hole

>>8227931
It's a cultural tradition that goes centuries back. You should respect it, anon.

>>8227926
no
am i supposed to be able to raise it up hands-free like that?

>>8227946
no real difference

other classic american condiments include ranch, relish and whole pizzas

>>8227950
no

>>8227964
some dude worked out that the optimal profits are made when buns get sold in 10 packs, and some other dude worked out that hot dogs are best sold in 8 packs

>>8228054
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>>8228242
pies dont appeal to burgers

>>8228243
probably just america themselves since they're the ones who invented the burger

>>8228264
depends on the burger and which burger the burger bought

>>8228271
hey, i'm sure >>8228221 didn't mean to unleash a shitstorm either, that's why you gotta keep clean

>>8228271
>hotdog shitstorm
that's certainly what you'd get if you stuffed a hot dog up my bumhole

>>8228302
>>>8227926
>no
>am i supposed to be able to raise it up hands-free like that?
if you're not a peckerwood you should

>>8227862
Top 3 condiments on the hot dog

>>8228310
lube

>>8228310
ketchup catsup and some extra ketchup

>>8228302
if the burger wants the burgerest burger how many burgers should he stick in his burger?

>>8228244
>There are only hot dog packs of 10 and bun packs of 8.

Confirmed for buying cheap hot dogs. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>8228310
Onions, sauerkraut, and maybe relish.

If you put any sauce on your hot dogs, I automatically assume your IQ is in the double digits.

>>8228310
i'd say ketchup is a must, then beyond that i like a little bit of hot sauce of some kind, and possibly some caramelised onions

>>8228315
the burger should stuff as many fat burgers into his burger as his tight burger can take and then just as it thinks it can't possibly fit another burger in there oil one up and ram it in

4, or 5 on a good day

>>8228318
I usually get the herta ones which aren't amazing but do the job, but when I can I get the nice ones from Lidl, they're good

>>8228318
Nice authentic german hotdogs come in packs of 10.

has nothing to do with quality

>>8228302
>probably just america themselves since they're the ones who invented the burger

Thanks for the answer. You proved yourself to be a retarded fagfuck. Please ensure you don"t survive through the night. Thank you.

Oh, by the way, your bait is incredibly weak when you can't set the hook. Now fuvk off.

>>8228524
w e w
m a d

>>8228524

>>8228251
>>8228531

>>8227862
Cuisine is a style of cooking characterized by distinctive ingredients, techniques and dishes, and usually associated with a specific culture or geographi region.
As there are no such thing in America, your post is moot.

Is eating avocado and siracha mayo on gluten free bread ok?

>>8228558
OP here. Yes it is. Now please insert your cock in my slimy butt hole

>>8228562

>>8228553
brgr

>>8227964
Because an american family's serving size is 40 hotdogs per meal
This helps them remember

>>8228524
you seem upset my friend has this humble fisherman caught you on his line of subversive deception

>>8227964
Anon, you should know that the average poster here (save you and I) is too young to get the reference.
That was a great episode, by the way, and llamas are pretty cool, IMO.

>>8227862
>I'm an expert on American cuisine.
> American cuisine.
America has no cuisine.

>>8230020
America's cuisine is the world's cuisine. We own it all. Suck it.

>>8230024
>America's cuisine is the world's cuisine
You have nothing.

Corporate rip-offs of other nations cuisine is not original.

>>8230024
Nigger food.

>>8227885
Pre-Oddyseus Polyphemus

>>8230034
We have everything. Don't cry and don't go away mad - just go away.

>>8230058
Yeah we are all jealous of your hormone beef and wood pulp cheese. And the rest of the world cares about your sports too.

>>8230104
American football games get sold out in London within hours every single year. People line up for a mile when an American fast food restaurant opens in yurope. Yes, the world outside of my beloved borders is so fanciful and completely not envious and obsessed with everything American, right?

Face it. America dominates in everything.

>>8230108
>Face it. America dominates in everything.
In your mind it's real.

>>8230108
Yes you're very good at being the world champions of sports no one plays and at pandering to fat people.

>>8230114
Certainly dominates in terms of body mass.

>>8230114
Buy some ear plugs to stop your brains from leaking out. It's hindering your outlook.

>>8230126
ahaha

>>8230125
>>8230126

Looks like I struck a cord. Heh.

>>8230126
Actually that's Mex-i-co.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/10173174/Mexico-surpasses-US-in-obesity-levels.html