/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Chicken Permission

>>8221344
thatisthejoke.bmp

>>8221329
>Chicken Permission

>Chicken Permission

>Chicken Permission

>chicken permission

>>8221329
>Chicken Denied

>autoTh0t

Bump

looks pretty good desu

>Chicken Permission

"Permission to chicken, sir."

>>8221397
to be toothful i woud eat

>>8221329
I hope that permission was finely granted.

>>8221399
>budweiser & clamato

>>8221430
"Permission granted, private."

>>8221437
>la combinacion perfecta

>>8221366
Return to reddit, kiddo.

Chicken Persimmon

>>8221569
Found the newfag

>>8221399
Holy fuck this is a trainwreck.

>dubs checked

The amount of people that just went >Chicken Permission proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>>8221641
W-wait, comeback anon

>>8221641
Wait friend prease stay and be funneh with us

>>8221641
You don't have my Chicken permission to leave.

>>8221641
What else will you do?

>>8221641
anon pls don't leave, not like this....

I fucking hate niggers.

>>8221685
chuckled

>>8221685
Thank you. Hungover and I needed a giggle.

>>8221399
>Budweiser & Clamato

why are niggers so dumb? will giving mo money fo dem programs fix their ingrained stupidity?

im fucking mad, damn niggers i hope they burn in hell forever.

>>8221766
>>8221437
As a Bloody Mary drinker I find Micheladas to be absolutely disgusting.

"Red Beer" as the white trash that want Bud and Tomato Juice together is absolutely baffling.

>>8221806
I wish I never knew Micheladas was a thing.
>Worcestershire Sauce
>Soy Sauce
literally why

>>8221641
S-STOP

>>8221641
Anon, wait! I... I never told you that you're the father. I thought you'd always be here for me. For us. Please, baby. Don't go.

>>8221836
This is disgusting not even in any joking way. WTF did he do to the chicken alfredo? You can see the shape of the plastic dish it was in if you look half blindly (an oval) and it looks thicker and stickier than snot from a bad sinus infection. You know that pasta is just going to dissolve in your mouth it's so over cooked and gross. They didn't even stir it up to mix the pasta with the chicken and sauce and the top which was the bottom was the noodles then the chicken on top which is now the bottom.

>>8221836
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8221685
>>8221570
>>8221391
mild kek

>>8221836
>those tags

>>8221641
no wait stop don't go

>>8221641
>beeing this sensible on the webz

Who does that shit

>>8221823
>salt-rimmed
looks like drinking from an ashtray

>>8222065
in mexico most of the glasses are just ashtrays that have outlived their usefulness. so we heat them up and stretch them out and they are too full of ash

>>8221984
OT?

>>8221912
the tags are what really make the picture

>>8221794
Well, here's the attention you so desperately wanted.

Most of these look like they are meant to be ironic more than serious.

>>8221641
See you after you eat your chicken "tendies" you pathetic faggot

>>8221984
would probably still taste like regular pancakes desu

>>8222072
Overtime, as in time and a half pay, you fucking neet

>>8221685

>>8222188
thank you very much, wageslave! also, nice dubs

>>8221641

>>8221685

well played

GET

>all these salty Sallies hating on red beer

umami and booze should be in all of your wheel houses, I am genuinely surprised

Greetings from /pol/

>kip toestemming

>>8222207
>umeme
Just have a bloody mary if you want that.

>>8221901
Two shits and a sandwich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

Come with me friends, it's time once again.

>>8222473
I can't think of anything better than just raw dogging Marie a couple times as he lassaagna bakes

>>8222499
gotta work fast to fuck her a couple of times, you've only got half an hour while she incinerates onion and garlic.

>>8221685

>>8221901
oh look, someone put her whole plate in the oven and forgot about the poached ... HOLY SHIT WHY IS THE CHEESE NOT MOLTEN

I love it when they use paper plates.

>>8221836

>>8221641
Oh, what? You're gonna just run away? What a
>chicken permission

>>8222550

Dear god. Please tell me she just photographed the charcoal briquets that were used to cook something actually edible.

>>8221641

>you

>>8222586
Looks like tendies one of the drunks on here passed out and left in the oven

>>8221399
>tfw married a chicana

>>8221823
>>Worcestershire Sauce
>>Soy Sauce

Same answer in each case: savory notes balance the acid profile of the tomatoes

>>8221766
It's the best thing in that picture by a long shot.

>>8221329
I saw this a few nights ago while baked and holy shit it creeps into my mind every day for like 5 minutes

If you had an army and you needed to give them 150 chickens to feed them through 3 missions that would be roughly 3 chicken permission

>>8222658
>150 / 3 = 3
brilliant

>>8221836
Pretty sure this is a joke you autists. "Pasta al Kraft"??

I don't get why people freak out about bad food so muvh here when 90% of the posts are about fast food, 8% is shitpost, and MAYBE 2% is decent OC cooks who have to clump into their own generals because of overall lack of interest.

>>8221806
You must be doing it wrong anon.
I don't drink micheladas but I do drink redeyes.
500ml lager, 250ml tomato juice or V-8, Worcester sauce, squeeze of lime, and Louisiana chipotle sauce to taste. Absolutely the best thing for a hangover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obBPaB9p-G4

>>8222738
The best thing for a hangover is water; you're just an alcoholic.

>>8221685
fuck i'm dying

>>8223144
Bone app the teeth

Nothing like grilling chicken on an open range.

one time, i had a friend take two tortillas and pour a bunch of ranch on them, and just ate it like that.

her face must be made of lead because it keeps trying to sink to the floor

>>8221641
CHICKEN DENIED

>>8223144
>negro cuisine

>>8223155
hell yeah benihana up in this bitch

>>8221823
true micheladas are made only with a little tabasco, dont trust that shit ass recipe, besides its a womans drink aanyway

>>8223268
english actually

>>8223437
Yeah. That's clearly an ethnic English person posting that food

>>8221641

>>8221641
I will build you and /ck/ up with hope and then destroy you. Hope is really the key to torture. /ck/ will build to a point of joy and then be wiped from the map.
When /ck/ is ashes, then you have my chicken permission to die.

>>8223460
No, it's a Black woman.
But the post I'm replying to mentioned cuisine.
That image is just a bunch of random shit slapped on a plate, or an imitated English Breakfast. The combination of things on the plate is very literally English cuisine.

>>8221685
fucking kek

>>8221641
I think the idiots replying to this post have clinched the same decision for me. Happy trails, everyone.

>>8223601
see you next week

>>8221399
>Budweiser and Clamato
Wtf how in the name of christ is this even a thing??

>>8222531
This isn't even bad. Looks kinda tasty, even though it's simple.

>>8222655
My favorite part is the little shit she decided to take near the edge of the plate.

>>8223579
so this is a terrible attempt, but if she simmered the fuck out of that chicken and the macarons wasn't in there too long it's probably pretty tasty.

>>8221685

When Gotham is in ashes then you have my chicken permission to fry.

>>8223144
>Bone app the teeth
i ge-theeth after twenty minutes

>>8221641
Wait did none of you who replied to this post know this is old as fuck copy pasta?

>>8223944

>the only i have going on in my life is remembering old pastas

kys

>>8223952
Enjoy your first day or horrible memory

>>8221399
>>budweiser & clamato

That's what you guys call craft beer innit?

>>8221685

how can you people not understand that most of these are fucking ironic? are you dumb? autistic?

>>8223964

What did it meme by this?

>>8221685
top fucking kek

>>8223155
I've always loved this image
>The meat looks like it was thrown onto the stovetop
>All elements are on
>One is blacked out, probably committed suicide
>The one on the bottom right is coated in the residue of what appears to be the ninth circle of hell

>>8222531
no veggies no colour all carbs

>>8221685
kek mate

>>8223964

why are you so mad?

>>8221329
Fucking disgusting Americans

>>8221329
>black
>illiterate
>black
Wife material? I think not.

>>8221329
I don't get it, is she wife material because she makes garbage food that reminds her boyfriend of his bachelor days or is this really considered good cooking by everyday Americans?

>>8224163
She's from Australia tho lad.

>>8222749
>microwaved bacon

why are americans so disgusting?

>>8224179
>American's and non-vegans
Fixed that for you.

>>8223964
Did you get posted Stacey?

>>8221641
>>8221651
>>8221685
I'm fucking dying and I don't care if I'm called reddit or some stupid shit for this post.

>>8221806
Red beers fine. You just have one during the course of the night to help with hangovers in the morning. Its especially usefull if you havent eaten dinner yet. Plus its really tasty.

>>8224348
Regular Jap boys <<< Jap boys dressed as girls

You can't prove me wrong, it's science

>>8222531
mashed potatoes corn on the cob croissants and a chicken sandwich. if I could find a girl that could cook half as good as this in California Ide marry her ass in a second.

>>8224179
because it turns out pretty damn close to oven fried. try it once before you get all smug and faggy about it. Its one of the only meats that you can cook in the microwave because it just uses its own fat to fry it.

>>8224355
I'm not calling you wrong. But I would still fuck a regular jap boy.

>>8224402
Yet another victim of kraft singles' habit of turning grey/black when burned.

>>8224402
I give up.

>>8221685
Goddamn it I knew it was coming. Still kek'd

>>8223158
>By threathening to serve him that?

I know it doesn't make sense pls no bully.

>>8221901
Maybe she's being sarcastic.
I mean, there's no way anyone could think this looks good.

>>8224489
doubt it. Women dont really know how to cook anymore. they are too busy thinking they are going to marry rich for that shit.

>>8224504
Well at least they know how to eat and see the difference between a ridiculous mess, and food that at least looks edible.

>>8222531
>those fucking mini croissants

>>8224507
depends on if their mothers knew how to cook which is about 50/50 really.

>>8224510
they are pretty good actually.

>>8224163
>>8224172
>>8224179
why do you people always assume everything shit on this board is from murrica, and/or assume that every murrican eats/cooks/behaves as depicted?
Jack =\= USA
Kay =\= UK
Greg =\= Australia

>>8224511
Yeah, I guess, but I don't think it's that likely that they lived in a 1st world country and were only exposed to their mother's cooking to the point of believing that such mess would look remotely good.
It could be, but it seems extremely strange to me.

>>8223954
it's some fucking disgusting mexican eating this shit

>>8224372

>>8224163
>>8224179
>>8224187
>>8224172
OBSESSED

>>8224521
I havent had a gf yet that could cook worth a shit at all. not even eggies.
>>8224526
you never tried it if you think otherwise.

>>8224541
There's not being able to cook, and there's not being able to tell good/normal food from disgusting shit.

>>8224518
you're assuming they're western/anglosphere. They're not. They're south americans and eastern europeans who have somehow learned English by RPing for free games pc games. Australians generally like america and the UK is familiar enough with US culture to make an intelligent jab here and there. The people going
>lmao americans rlly?

are shit skin third worlders who would sell their mother to live in the wonderful country.

the internet is fully globalized now a it sucks.

>>8224552
>The people going
>>lmao americans rlly?
>are shit skin third worlders who would sell their mother to live in the wonderful country.

To to mention Americans trolling other Americans.

>>8223651
How did you not know?? This stuff is bananas!

>>8224546
well they always seemed to think they were doing me a favor.

>>8224566
Was their cooking on par with the picture I quoted (>>8221901)?

>>8224567
probably worse. no yolks. or runny whites always. even scrambled eggs were usually browned on the bottom.

>>8224569
I'm sorry to hear that Anon.
I assume this is America, right?

>>8221685
clucked

>>8224575
California. they literally all think they are going to have in house chef when they get married. Fucking tv has ruined the white women here. Actively looking for an asian.

>>8223841

>>8221437
my mom fucking loves budlight and climato.

>>8224594
Good to know Anon.
If that makes it better, here in Italy girls used to be traditional, but are starting to get very "americanized".
I imagine it's even worse for other western countries.

>>8224518
People just parrot what they see other people post. They see lots of "Do Americans really" posts and make their own to fit in. I'd bet you half of them are Americans themselves.

>>8224594
All I want from a girlfriend/potential wife is at least a willingness to try to cook. I wouldn't mind teaching her stuff if she was clueless, but she can't just expect other people to always do it for her.

And as someone from a different state, I know everyone will ignore this because people love to shit on America in every way possible, but there are still parts of the country where decent numbers of parents teach their daughters to cook for their husbands/families. I wouldn't say I believe women are obligated to always be the one cooking, but I'd rather be with someone raised like that than someone who doesn't know how to cook at all.

>>8221685
k e k

>>8221685
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>>8224805
Do Americans really just parrot what they see other people post?

>>8225773
>rice, meat, brown sauce
so far, so good. a simple meal i'd cook for myself when i just can't be bothered
>kraft single
aw hell nah

I really hope this is irony.

>>8225791
>filename
more like worldstarcusine

>>8221984
i thought those were chicken thighs...