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Hey /ck/

So I'm from England, but my fiancee, Anastasia, is from Russia. I guess some people would call her a "mail-order bride". Two weeks ago she came to visit me in England for the first time, and we were having a great time up until yesterday.

We decided to go to a restaurant, so I suggested we go to an Indian buffet that I love. Since she doesn't have much money (she's only 18), I pay for both of us whenever we go out. We get to the restaurant and I start loading up my plate with starters as usual. This was the first time my fiancee had ever been to an all-you-can-eat buffet because they don't have them in Russia, at least not in her village. So I explained to her how it works, she goes up and inspects all the dishes, then comes back with a plate of fucking chips and some sweet and sour dipping sauce. Literally nothing but chips and sauce. I thought whatever, if that's what she wants let her have it.

I finish my starters and go up for the main courses, and eventually she finishes her plate and goes back again for more. She comes back with none other than ANOTHER plate of chips with sweet and sour dipping sauce. This is when I say to her "It's a buffet, you're meant to try multiple things" and she just replied that she loves chips. She finally finishes her second plate and then says she's full and doesn't want to eat any more.

This is when I got pissed off, I was paying £16 for her to eat 2 plates of chips? I could've given her that at home for a tenth of the price. I told her she has to try some of the main courses but she refused. I went up and got a plate of chicken tikka masala with rice and shouted at her that she has to eat it, and she just sat there in silence looking down at the plate and eating it. Afterwards she started crying about how I'm too controlling and she's scared of me now. Ever since then she's been acting distant and she's been refusing sex.

Who was in the wrong?

>> No.8208356

>>8208336
This is funny. Probably bait, but you were wrong. People can eat whatever they want at buffets. If there's ever a next time, consider the £16 a chance at the possibility of your fiancée continuing to love you and having sex with you for the next week. Also, imagine how fantastic it would be if you took her to expensive places and all she wanted was the cheapest thing on the menu. Dingus.

>> No.8208363

You are in the wrong. Also, the only time you take a woman to a buffet is when is married to you and have kids to feed. Nice bait/Fettuccini Alfredo btw

>> No.8208374

>>8208336
>shouted at her that she has to eat it
AND THIS BOWL OF EGGS, TOO!

>> No.8208377

>>8208336

Kill yourself you weird fuck

>> No.8208380

>>8208336
>who was in the wrong
the one who brings apple juice and soda bread to a social event while complaining about how the host is unable to prepare authentic irish stew

>> No.8208385

>>8208336
You for getting a Russian fiancée.

She'll probably just run off with your money at some point.

>> No.8208388
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8208388

>>8208336
>Ever since then she's been acting distant and she's been refusing sex.

I don't understand, you paid for her to come over here. She can't refuse sex, that's part pf the deal

>>8208374

>> No.8208390

>>8208336
don't about it mate once you've dated a few food snobs you get used to this cry baby routine

>> No.8208394

>>8208388
To be honest, you're right. I paid £1,000 to the website that set us up, plus her plane tickets and all her food. I think I she shouldn't really be refusing me sex. It definitely reflects badly on her.

>> No.8208400

>>8208388
>that webm
oh my

>> No.8208401

>>8208336
you really know your way with girls. expect to get a visit from her cousin vladimir and anatol soon

>> No.8208405

>>8208388
Creepy scumbag

>> No.8208415

>>8208336
Hahhahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahah

If you took her to a place that wasn't a buffet, and she ordered he cheapest meal as both a starter and a main, what would that say about her as an 'investment'?

Likely, assuming this isn't bait, you presented her with a bunch of shit that was beyond strange for her rural Russian pallet. Again, assuming this isn't bait, enjoy giving up half your shit in 2 years time.

You are really way beneath her OP. I pity her more than you because even if she is uncultured and retarded, I find it hard to believe she understands herself less than you do.

>> No.8208429

>>8208336
I gotta say...

Thank fuck I'm not you.

>> No.8208459

>>8208415
>you presented her with a bunch of shit that was beyond strange for her rural Russian pallet
*palate

Also this makes a lot of sense, you're probably right. I'll ask her about it. She's definitely uncultured in terms of food, her favourite dish is a mix of mayonnaise, raw garlic and grated cheese. She loves eating it on its own. She also loves 'sketti and ketchup.

>> No.8208463

>>8208388
Wh-what's going on in that webm? I thought it was a realdoll until I saw her move.
What the fuck?

>> No.8208477

>>8208394
>£
>English scum confirmed

Going to a buffet in the UK...

kys

>> No.8208481

>>8208459
>calling others uncultured while going to a fucking low cost Indian All-you-can eat buffet
Even tho this story is bait you outed yourself as an absolute trashcan.
Please kill yourself and don't ever talk about food again because you are clearly a swine.

>> No.8208490

>>8208481
>£16
>low cost
Either you're a retard or you live in London.

>> No.8208498

>>8208490
I live in Germany where food costs are lower on average but even here you don't get anything but garbage for that price on a buffet.
Buffets in general are shit-tier dining.

>> No.8208509

>>8208498
t. muhammad

>> No.8208516

i love this thread
thank you for the giggles ol m8 OP
would read again / 10

>> No.8208519

>>8208336
i was in the wrong, sorry op

please tell Anastasia i apologise

>> No.8208534

>>8208394
What website?

>> No.8208536

>>8208509
Coming from a Brit thats rich.
Your cuisine is so fucking garbage you have to gobble up dogshit some Pajeet, whom you imported in order increase the amount of designated shitting streets, barfed on a tray.
Thats right they don't even bring you the disgusting pulp. You shovel it on the plate yourself so they don't have work so hard.
You disgust me.

>> No.8208537

Irish Stew Guy?

>> No.8208550

So that's what you do on your 4chan. Trashtalking me. That's great, I finally know what kind of person you are. You know I don't like your Indian food, but still take me to an Indian buffet and expect me to eat everything in there and abuse me for not doing it! So that's how you "love" me! If only I knew, I'd stay in Russia with my mom! She told me not to come to you, but I didn't listen. The only thing you care about is sex! Not that I'm upset or that you abused me, but sex! I'm really scared of you now.

>> No.8208566

>>8208463
It's a dramatic reenactment

>> No.8208569

>>8208463
I think someone made that one copy pasta about feeding a one night stand eggs I think, could someone post it cause my explanation sounds like shit.

>> No.8208573

>>8208550
I don't think a mail order bride would be so fluent in english

>> No.8208575
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>>8208463

>> No.8208579

You guys really think we still learn only something like "London is the capital of Great Britain" in Russia? Maybe our ministers like Mutko don't speak English at all, but Russia is not as uneducated as you think.

>> No.8208581

>>8208579
No, I think it's exactly as uneducated as I as it is

>> No.8208583

>>8208579

wats ur average wage like in russia there since the roublæ went down?

>> No.8208586
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>>8208575
here's a not for ants version

>> No.8208589

Americans and people from Europe always think that Russians are stupid, but you know, you guys are not even a bit smarter than us if the only thing you do is taking people to eat food they don't like and shouting at them and expecting them to have sex with you as a reward or something

>> No.8208601

>Russian mail order bride
>Indian buffet
Your Pornhub addiction has gone too far Sandeep

>> No.8208603

>>8208336
Are you for fucking real? She is still a child you disgusting fuck. Not only do they still have a developing pallet, but not everyone eats or fucking likes INDIAN FOOD! ESPECIALLY A POOR PERSON WHO HAVE NEVER EATEN IT. Fuck.

>> No.8208604

How do I order one?

>> No.8208623

>ruining a relationship over muh marked up chips

You work, right? You'll get more money. I'm sure you've made some shit choices when spending money, meaning you haven't gotten the entire 100% out of money you've spent. Think bck to when you were a child too. Your parents wasted thousands on you for stupid toys that did nothing, or that you played with for only a day or two. STFU, this isn't even /ck/ related.

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>>8208603
>pallet
Idiot.

>> No.8208821

>you will never force-feed indian food to a russian mail order bride
why even cook?

>> No.8209832

>>8208336
Do you want a fat wife? Hopefully this is bait because you were so fucking wrong. I'm a girl too and I just don't eat a lot at buffets. For me to get actual value out of it for what you pay for I'd end up fat just like you anon.

>> No.8209859

>>8208627
what about a pallette?

>> No.8209882

>>8209859

Does this look like a painting board to you anon?

>> No.8209883

>>8208336

She's trying to stay slim so she can shack up with another man. Sorry anon.

>> No.8210232

I'm too poor for a russian mail order bride. Most buffets near me aren't good and all the good ones I see on youtube are too far. I could drive to Las Vegas for the Caesar's palace buffet since I live in California. Still a lot of work for food.

>> No.8211269

>>8208388
who the fuck uses a spoon to eat eggs

>> No.8211284

>>8208388

I didn't know the meme had gotten THAT big.

>> No.8211341

>>8208336

Jesus you're a fucking psycho

>> No.8211357

>>8208336
Literally end your own life
Disgusting scum

>> No.8211370

>>8208336
You're autistic enough to think you can buy an impoverished child for £1000 and expect them to fuck you and obey you. Give her everything you own as compensation and then kill yourself

>> No.8211384

>>8208336
Man I was going to call your bait mediocre, but with a lot of effort put into it. But /ck/ is so easy to get you's from it's pathetic.

You're the same guy as the guy that only got to eat 1/7th can of pringles per day right?

>> No.8211390

>>8208586
I'm not sure which is more likely. That there was already a Japanese porno about feeding a frightened girl eggs, or that someone filmed that just for this.

>> No.8211426

>>8211384
OP here, the funny thing is this is 100% real. I've managed to smooth things over with her now though, everything's fine.

When people compare me to the pringles guy or the irish stew guy it flatters me, I love those guys. I always wanted to write funny troll stories like them but I'm not creative enough.