/ck/ - Food & Cooking

put it back

I am tired of you taking advantage of me Steven.

>>8189093
i put my friend in a coma for 3 weeks after he took ony of my mcdonald french fries. his family went broke from hospital bills and has been on welfare ever since. we laugh about it

>>8189093
>Be me, with qt3.14 gf
>We go to McDonalds
>She wants a salad and water
>"You sure?"
>"Yeah Im not that hungry"
>I want a Big Mac with Xtra large fries and a large Dr. Pepper
>Foods ready
>We finish the food, I leave the fries to eat for last, and go refill my Dr. Pepper
>Come back
>"Baby I ate your fries! I was still hungry!"

What would you do, /ck/?

>>8189120
Send her to get more.
It's McDonald's, they won't take long and they'll be hotter and fresher than the limp fries she stole.

Then fuck her ass raw and smash her prostate, as punishment.

>>8189127
Women don't have prostates.

Unless that was your point, in which case carry on.

>>8189093
just take the box man, i wasn't gonna eat it anyway. i only wanted the burger for mah protein

>>8189093
Why does "taking it quick" suddenly make it acceptable?
Regardless of speed, that niggers not having my fries.

>>8189134
So because he uses the term "her" you assume his girlfriend was born female?

Wow.

Bigot much?

>>8189093
If you take one more I cut your fucking fingers, stop.

>>8189127
The only right answer

>>8189106
I'll take things that never happened for 600 Alex

>>8189093
You get one warning. The consequences far outweigh the offense.

It's not about French fries, it's about respect.

>>8189153
>was born female?
Is there another way to become female?
Yeah, didn't think so.

Juat gonna snap your finger real quick...bro

>>8189120
>retarded normie eats his fries last

cuck

At least ask first nigga, what the fuck

>>8189120
Immediately break up with her.
The first thing I do is set ground rules. She KNOWS she's fucking breaking them and thinks she's cute by doing it.

>>8189479
What's the correct way? I take a bite from the burger then have a few fries. Then repeat until done.

>curly/cajun/seasoned fries

Ew nigga you can have them.

>>8189505
Are you single?

>>8189120

Laugh it off

Make a passing remark about her weight and other female attention I've been getting later in the day so she questions her worth and becomes vulnerable to auggestion, then demand anal from her the same night.

>>8189520
Are you me?
After the anal I'd probably seal my anus over her roastie vaginal lips and take a shit (as a joke).

>>8189510
You eat the fries from the bag on the drive home then you set the burger aside for 4 hours until you remember you went out to get it and eat the cold congealed mess between sobs

>>8189520
Jesus christ this is how a women gets anorexia then again if she isnt confident enough in herself to believe this bullshit then she deserves it

>>8189120
Fuck, that pisses me off. Just eat ffs. No one thinks you're cute or virtuous or whatever because you only order salad when we eat out.

>Helping yourself to peoples fries without asking

Literally hitler.

Unless you are family, best or at the very least a good friend, then you should always ask first.

>>8189556
Are the sobs because the burger is cold, because your life is a mess, or because you're a fatty and your life is a mess and a cold burger makes you even sadder?

Is it common to hear gunfire in suburbia USA?

>>8189595
No, not in suburbia. However I live on a lake in the woods and I do hear gunfire fairly often. You can tell its not any riff raff when you hear multiple shots and since homes go for 200k+. At least 5 and theyre just practicing their marksmanship at a target on a tree or whatever.

>>8189601
Can you post a picture of your lake please?

>>8189606

>>8189611
This is from about a week ago. Its a bit bigger than that, and theres a sandy beach behind me. I also had to pull the dock onto land because of hurricane matthew. Ended up not being that big of a deal, but i like to play it safe.

>>8189613
Looks nice, is there fish in there?

>>8189619
Yeah, there's blue gill, bass, and catfish. Turtles as well, but I dont eat them. It's been a long time since I fished though. I hate admitting it based on where I live, but I never found fishing to be very fun. To each their own.

What I will do almost daily is feed the fish near sundown. They go apeshit. It's like something out of pirannah. It's been a while though since I havent set the dock back up yet.

>>8189631
I've got this river behind my place, it's about a 5 minute walk through, I don't live right next to it.

>>8189218
>feminine penis

>>8189136
>Tell her to take the whole thing and you'll get yourself another
>Says she doesn't want it

>>8189661
That definitely nice. Rivers offer more than a lake anyway

>>8189093
No problem, did I tell you the doctor has me on a no salt purge?

>>8189120
>Always order big fries
>Never want them after I'm done with my burger
>Some friends always eats them instead
Someday I will finish my fries

>>8189729
On that same day you will get kidnapped by cypress hill

>>8189120

>>8189120
Penetrate her ass with my dick.

>>8189590
Reminds me of my mother

>Take parents to nice local steakhouse to commemorate dad's 70th birthday
>Dad and I ask for some nice, juicy steaks
>The place is known for its generous portions, and a steak lunch is quite filling even for a pudgy fuck like me
>Mom wants to use her Holier-Than-Thou glands today, asks for some shitty salad
>Spends the next fifteen minutes haranguing us about being healthy and not poisoning herself with excess red meat because she isundeniably better than us
>Food arrives
>Mom proceeds to eat her salad, plus half of each of our plates under the pretense of "just having a taste"
>Gloats on the way home about how she was not hungry at all despite "just having a simple, healthy salad"
>She can't understand why she can't manage to lose any weight

I love my mom, but damn she can be an annoying cunt at times.

>what do you want to order
>I'm not very hungry, I'll just have some of yours

>Just gonna grab a chicken finger real quick, bro

>>8189914
See, you let the fry pass because you have so many of them. It's a small theft, and you can forgive that transgression.
But once you escalate to a chicken finger, you've gone too far. The NAP is broken at that point.

>>8189914
GO AHEAD, TAKE IT
IT WILL BE YOUR LAST IF YOU DO

>Just gonna grab a bite real quick, bro

>mcdonalds

do americans really do this?

>>8189127
>prostate

Homosexual detected

>>8189127
>her prostate
>her
>HER
You complete and utter, fucking retarded abortion of a human being.

>>8190102
> all of the mcdonalds in other countries are just empty shells

>>8190173
Lurk more

>>8189206
Goddammit nigga that's the truth

>>8189532
>After the anal I'd probably seal my anus over her roastie vaginal lips and take a shit (as a joke).
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>>8190191
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Nice damage control, Fuckwit.

>>8190173

You don't understand, this is 4chan. There are no girls, only twinks and traps.

>>8189510
I'm sure I'm alone here, but I always shove a few fries in my mouth along with a bite of the burger.

When I was a kid I used to put the fries ON the burger but I'm far too lazy now to bother with all that.

>>8189093
I'd break your fuckin dick beater for you faggot

>>8189120
>eat leaves, shitty carbs and trans fats
>no protein
"That's why you're fat babe"

I'm all for sharing those kinds of foods with family or good friends (fries, chips, etc) as long as it is appropriate.

I never just take, that's fucking rude no matter what.
I personally dont ask either, I always wait for whoever I'm with to offer first, and then maybe try a piece if I want. If they weren't comfortable with sharing they wouldn't offer. ALWAYS WAIT FOR THEM TO OFFERFIRST, MY GUY.

Also I generally tend to thing it's more okay to share in an actual dining/eating situation. Like at a restaurant or the movies or whatever. Don't ask your bro for some of his chips if you guys are walking down the street and he just happens to have a bag.

>>8189120

>>8189093
>Had a friend once who would dip her entire hand into my cereal bowl, before I put in milk
>Always just laughed it off
What the fuck, bitch? Keep your filthy paws out of my food.

>>8189120
>eating an entire extra large order of fries in the time it takes to refill your soda
Are you dating slimer?

>>8189093
>I guess I will just take your anal virginity as a payment

>>8190539
>Implying we're not fucking regularly

these people will eventually evolve into tendies stealers and tendie stealers deserve death

>>8189505
You sound like you're talking about a child. Are you by chance a pedophile?

>>8189520
How does one "demand" anal? like I want to know how you specifically word it.

>>8189593
Yes.

>>8189914
Why does that look like catfish and not chicken?

>>8190231
Can you not avatarfag, thanks.

>>8189729
anon im that friend that eats your unfinished food, god bless you for always ordering more than you can eat.

>>8189218
Get a load of this neanderthal

>>8189914
>reaches across the plate for one instead of grabbing the nearest tendie resting on the edge

REEEEEEEEE÷EEEEEEE GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS SMARMY LITTLE KID SHITCUNTS GETTING THEIR SLOBBERYFUCKING HANDS ALL OVER EVERYTHING

>>8190309
Meh, i just eat the fries first because cold fries taste shittier than a cold burger.

Thats probably what people were getting at.

Sure, help yourself. Lemme have one of your potato wedges for it.

Nice people share. You autist fucks

>>8189127
>Then fuck her ass raw and smash her prostate, as punishment.
>smash her prostate
kek

>>8189093
>"Hey bro can I have some of your fries?"
>grabs fries without waiting for an answer

>>8190448

keep cats away from your food silly

>>8189093
So, grabbing it "quick" makes it somehow ok? I dont think so. It is stealing either way, and being "quick" about it is WORSE, not magically better or making it ok.

>>8191175
Except your reply implies that a question was asked, and it wasn't. OP's scenario entails a thief announcing their crime while committing it, and announcing it doesn't make it ok.

Pretending that something is any other way than it actually is would be the truly autistic behavior, as YOU have just displayed, AUTIST.

>>8190923
"I'm gonna fuck your ass, and you're gonna watch" usually works for me.

>>8189093
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