/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8173259
That is the only flavor I don't like. I can eat a whole bag of any other flavor, but that flavor gets too much after like 6 pieces.

>>8173265
That's kind of why I like them, the flavor is really tasty and strong, but I don't get carried away and eat a whole bag in one sitting. I'll just enjoy a handful once in a while and it's plenty to satisfy a craving

>>8173266
These have no business being as delicious as they are

>>8173273
Fair point.

>>8173259
Excellent choice OP

>>8173259
Im going to have to agree with you senpai the honey mustard snyders is pure crack

>>8173259
oh fuck these are so good

>>8173259

>>8173259

>>8173259
Pumpkin corn chips are truly amazing

>>8173266

Just looking at those makes my colon upset.

But I love them to death.

>>8173259
How's the bacon cheddar?

>>8173303
>>8173266
Why are these so damn good? Most chips are so gross but these somehow get it right

>>8173259
Ill eat the shit out of the buffalo flavor.
This is my sweet sweet addiction

I love triscuits. They're sort of good for you too I guess.

Favourite is probably the black pepper & olive. Or sweet potato.

>>8173259
I went grocery shopping Friday and got a bag each of the ranch, buffalo and honey mustard.


I got drunk on Saturday and ate them all.

>>8174272
Pretty good. Taste a little like Cheetos. Not as good HM&onion. But, still pretty good.

Hate how much I love these

>>8173259
If I ever find the nigger who got me on cheddar flavor, I will tear you limb from limb. 12% of my total mass are those fucking flavor fragments

Almost everything in this thread is featured because of one single property:

CRUNCH

God dammit, a snack should have serious crunch. We have teeth and there is satisfaction in using them.
Its all about the TEXTURE. Its a crunchy vehicle for salty spices, so damn right its got to work your teeth and jaw or else its lacking.

>>8175255
Fuck, the chipotle cheddar variant of these is my kryptonite

They also make a bag that is JUST THE RYE CHIPS. What is it about pub-mix seasoned rye chips that make them so addicting?

>>8175398
I forgot my pic, but here you go.

Corn nuts are for people with teeth.

these little bastards

Dear America:

Your sweets are goddamn fucking awful, but you make the best salty snack foods on the face of the planet.
Godspeed, you magnificent bunch of bastards.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3,
Europe

>>8175417
You're welcome! :3

And thank god this thread hasn't devolved into sweets and candy. Only complete fatass losers choose things like cookies for snacks.

>>8174233
>>8173303
>>8173266

>superior in every way

>>8173259
>non of these are filled with chocolate

>>8175455
Go away fatty

>>8175442
>>8175411
>>8175398
When I'm old and gray and incapable of crunching corn nuts, I'll kythe. Gonna bribe the nurses to pull the plugs that keep me alive.

>>8175442
Corn nuts are the glory of glories. The closest thing we have is roasted chickpeas. They ain't bad, but they ain't nearly as delicious as motherfucking corn nuts.

>>8175452
"No."

>>8175455
>Hey kid, wanna buy some magical powers?

>>8174241
Why not just buy whole apples?

>>8175442
We suck at most snacks involving chocolate or baking. We can crank out some dank gummies and shit though.

Damn shame they were discontinued.

>>8173259
My nigga.

I like to get the nut mixeres they have in despensers at the market

one mix is called "cajun" but it has so many different parts its hard for me to remember them all.
I've seen similar packaged cajun mixes which are similar.

the same market also has this lime-sirachia popcorn which is top tier as its store brand.

I agree with the people who posted corn-nuts, anything with a good crunch is top tier.

BUT
I have to say
my favorite that I can get anywhere is pic related.

>>8173259
I don't even like mustard, but those shits are sooooo good.

Limon Lays are easily the best chips, period.

>>8173339
Oh my god I forgot about these delicious things.

Ill eat pistachios until my fingernails get sore from prying them open
best nut

What's with you uncultured swine? Honey mustard is cloyingly sweet. Do you have a literally child's palate?

Obviously cheddar mixed with jalapeño is where it's at.

>no one has posted these yet
You poor bastards don't know what you're missing. Pity they seem to be getting harder to find lately.

>>8176779
I'm sorry to inform you, anon, but you like an inferior nut.

Here, let me post the best ones for you. Only downside is the hefty price.

>all this crunchy salty bullshit
>no love for the objectively best snack
>filling and healthy and lasts for ages

>>8177083

and the fact that there are a million calories in each nut.

>>8177091
There are a million calories in most nuts. Nuts are very calorie-dense.

>>8177089
>healthy

Don't get carried away.

>>8177104
It is. Aside from maybe sodium, jerky is low calorie, low sugar, nearly no fat. Lots of protein.

>>8177212
Yeah aside from containing so much sodium yoiu may as well eat rock salt.

>>8177528
Come on, anon, it's not THAT bad. Especially not if you make it yourself.

>>8177571
/k/ checking in. Get you a hunter friend and some homemade venison jerky. It'll change your world.

>>8177089
>>8177212
>>8177629
jerky is too chewy and leaves a nasty aftertaste

>>8175452
Delet this

>>8177597
These suck. Had a big bag of your pic, and a multi pack, complete shit.

>>8174353
black pepper and olive oil ftw. Literally crack tier addictive.
With some babybel cheese is perfect snack.

Had them last night with some beers, nice combo. I usually go for cheese it zingz or any flavor of pringles though

I'm not sure if these are the same as Kettle Chips, but they might be.
I love crunchy, THICC chips. Way better than thinner ones or whatever weird fucking paste shit pringles are made of. Also, these don't seem to be as sparing with the flavoring and for the last few months there's also always been a tiny, free packet of coated peanuts attached to the bag. Pretty great tbqhwyf.

>>8177081
Seconded, had these once a year ago and my life changed forever.

>>8173259
Smash that MF like button

the honey mustard ones used to be my favorites, I tried them for the first time in a few years a little while ago and thought they were gross

>>8179685
Why did they lie about the bacon fries.

They're almost even good for you, not really!

My roommate is triggered by the fact that I love Doritos Cool Ranch.
What do you think of them /ck/?

Also what are some snacks you'd suggest in the South Florida area

>>8179889
If I have to eat doritos, I guess that's the best flavor

>>8179891
I'm a very boring person who doesn't experiment with snacks. Want to do it though
I've had chesters flaming fries pretty great.

>>8173259
Buffalo is objectively the best pretzel pieces flavor.

>>8179893
curry potato chips

>>8173259
>Honey mustard and onion is my shit
Literally me

>>8174228
Hell yeah

>>8176414
Monica.

Try them with Tabasco.

One of the only reasons why all Irish people don't commit suicide reporting in.

>>8174223
I love this, cooking them with coconut oil (not for the meme, but for the flavor) is best.

>>8177081
Lemme guess. There are no actual onion rings in hawaii, just as ho much there are no french fries in france, and no japanese peanuts in japan.

>>8176779
Dude. Open one and then use half of it's Shell to pry open the rest.

You can never eat these in public because afterwards your fingers fucking stink, but I love them.

>>8173259
WTF THERE'S BACON CHEDDAR
I've never seen this

>>8173259
Definitely not something I'd eat very often, but sometimes I get a hankering for these at like 3 in the morning and can't resist going down to the local gas station to get a bag.

>>8181670
Delicious

/thread

>>8173259
Honey mustard and onion is also my flavor of choice.

pic related is my god tier snack.

>>8181670
the sea salt ones are so god dman good

>Go to Publix

>Buy a tendie sub and a bag of honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces

>Go to the register

>Old hispanic bitch working

>"You hungry eh papi?"

EVERY FUCKING TIME. I get this once a month if that, and if I ever accidentally walk into her lane, "HUNGRY EH PAPI?" I FUCKING HATE YOU I just want my fucking sandwich and my GODDAMN PRETZEL PIECES IF I WANTED TO BE JUDGED I WOULD CALL MY PARENTS

>>8182891
She's not judging you she's just making conversation dude

>>8182891
are you fat?

>>8182891
She wants your dick dude

>>8182891
she's flirting with you. make your move, bruh.

Used to live in England (Canada now) and I miss basically every snack food that doesn't exist over here in North America.
Keeping it to salty/crunchy stuff since that seems to be the theme of this thread, my personal favourite has got to be Walker's Cheese and Onion crisps.

There's plenty of good stuff up here in MapleBaconTimHortons Land though. I've found myself really liking almost anything that comes in Sour Cream & Onion

>>8175845
you savage!

110% God tier

>>8185134
where can I find these?

>>8185173
Utz in general is local to Pennsylvania and some surrounding states, but I just noticed you can have Amazon ship them, but they're retardedly expensive and will probably get crushed in transport. https://www.amazon.com/60-Bags-Grandma-Potato-Chips/product-reviews/B00OY7GU40/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=avp_only_reviews&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=helpful

>>8185134
UTZ is the best

>>8174353
Balsamic vin and basil with mozzarella pearls. MY GOD

>>8173259
I want to like them but I just dont like pretzel memes, thick and hard like that or even the thin chip like ones, if they're gonna be the hard and dry type they gotta be classic sticks or pretzel shaped ones

>>8173259
Jalapeno, only.
>>8173510
mmmm
>>8175255
these r good
>>8175417
dis nigga knows
>>8176065
regular funyuns 9.5/10


Can't believe no one has posted cape cod sea salt and vinegar, between those, funyuns and jalapeno pretzels there is nothing else.

Also, pic is Godly.

>>8185207
>>8185204
>>8185134
Also throwing in my lot with Utz. I haven't tried the Grandma Utz but I've never had a variety I hated (though the horseradish & bacon can be a bit much for snacking). They also are one of the few brands who has a party mix that doesn't taste kind of stale.

Fuckin' love the Carolina BBQ and the crab flavored chips.

Roasted chickpeas. Best with sweet chilli sauce.

>>8179896

>>8177081
mfw I live in Hawaii and can get these whenever

Bongs are really good at making crisps.

>>8186044
take it from a nut

Utz are better than nuts

There isn't anything better

>>8186326
>he doesn't know that the lay's brand is unavailable in britainistan!!!

>>8186112
>i heard about roasted chickpeas last tuesday, so you know i'm totally a roasted chickpeas oldfag!!!
See >>8175579 and take it from someone who grew up with them: they're not so great my Amerifriend friend. And who the fuck eats them with chilli sauce of any kind? How does that even work? They're not exactly made for dipping.
I've seen them sold as sweet-roasted, chilli roasted and plain roasted and some people, myself included, combine the three in one bowl but never have I ever seen anyone dip a chickpea in anything.

Step aside plebs

>>8175415
Based Corfresh

>>8186403
This flavor cant be any worse. It tastes NOTHING like wasabi or ginger. It tastes like some super ass, shitty weak version of sour cream and onion, and just a hint, but not enough of jalapeno. It tastes like shit. And I hate it. I don't know why I bother getting these because I'm only deeply disappointed every time.

>>8180766
This.

these desu.
if i remember correctly they are made pretty close to me so that's neat.

I'm not the only one that likes these, right?

>>8186378
Because they're just shit Walkers.

>>8186924
Love them.
Artificial as fuck, but who gives a shit. They have awesome crunchy texture, and spices that make the tongue go crazy.
Top tier snack.

>>8186924
I prefer the difficult to find guacamole flavored takis, they taste nothing like guac but are pretty good

>>8177089

too bad beef jerkey is expensive as fuck

>>8186983
They all taste like MSG, that's what you like.

>>8186990
>I can't discern different flavors so it's all the same shit
ok chief

>>8186979
Oh baby that crunch.

>>8186403
>>8179896
if these arent in your top 3 munchies then you're normie trash that doesnt belong here

>>8186044
Grandma UTZ are the only chip I know that are cooked in actual lard. They're cocaine potato chips.. eating one leads to an empty bag

>>8188538
They stopped selling Munchos at my local convenience store just a few months ago. No idea where to get them now. Those things are made of sawdust and pure love.

>>8186044
i love UTZ. my friends call the brand ghetto though. idk why, they can go suck a dick for all i care.

>>8186924
these are so good but they give me the ouch poops

>>8174233
this it's always been 2 bucks, other chips aren't even trying

>>8182818
i love em, gf hates them

>>8188538
muchos are fucking awful

>>8180560
Sweet chilli is probably the best one.

>>8186326
>>8186378
ahahahahah fucking HUMILIATED

>>8186918
cool story behind these, look it up

pork rinds

These fucking mother dickers right HERE

I CAN'T STOP

>>8191749
>eating the White Man's poison

>>8173259
Holy shit I was thinking about those. Local Tesco only stocks Jalapeno, Honey Mustard and Buffalo Wing flavours though. I like them all, but Honey Mustard is rather intense, hard to go through a pack of them. And like all import food, very pricy.

I saw an astronaut once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Mars Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

Sometimes after work I go to Mount Olympus and feed the Martian birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.

I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.


Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Mars Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.


I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.

>>8191807
don't do it :(

Seeing as how everyone else posted the best snacks, this is my runner up.
Satisfying crunch, light, and tastes just like kettle corn.

>>8173259
>sea salt & cracked pepper
or
>mixing buffalo wing and ranch
Absolutely God tier snack.

>>8174353
Triscuits are incredible.
I love the roasted onion and sweet potato variety. It's so fucking BASED.

>>8176414
>used to love finding a browned cheez-it in the box
>see this
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>8173266
great stuff

>>8191807
Holy shit this is great. ROVER WAS HERE

The only acceptable forms of cookie for snack food are:
wafers
ginger snaps
girl scout

>>8173510
Where did these disappear to? I don't even particularly like ketchup but this was the best chip flavor ever.

>>8192130
Canada.

>>8188538
These fillet the roof of your mouth worse than Captain Crunch and hot pizza combined.

Most of the god-tier snackfoods are already posted. Contributing.

>>8186924
>leaves that caustic finger-staining red dust
I shouldn't need wetnaps to eat a handful of chips.