/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8178859
My wife's son's cock.
I'd say I'm 10/10 fucked.

Id probably last a few years on mashed potatoes and gravy.

>>8178859
I am OK with this.

Spaghetti bolognese, potato salad and roasted chicken.
Feels good man.

>paella

I'd rather die

Tastes like shit and removing the disgusting clams is annoying

>>8178870
If you had anything with those last mash potatoes (biscuits, chicken) I'm sure you can live on that too.

>Gardettos
Oh boy
>Alternatively Beef Stroganoff
OH BOY

Chicken veggie lo mein.

I guess if I can choose my own drinks then at least I won't die of malnutrition...?

fried fish. fucking BORING

>>8178859

>>8178890
>clams are gross
How is it being 8 years old?

>>8178859
Pic related.

4 ingredients - package of bacon, 1 onion, red potatoes, shredded cheddar cheese

Love my Dutch oven.

>>8179146
Lucky bastard. Cheesy potatoes for life.

Pic related is mine. They're good but I'm fucked

Egg salad on whole wheat bread

10/10

>>8178859
Sauteed veal

Not too bad

>>8178890
Jesus Christ I don't even like paella but this made me cringe.

>>8178859
Ratatouille, Swiss chard cooked with blackeye peas, and a small serving of pasta in a fresh tomato sauce with garlic and basil. So I'd hardly be fucked at all, though I'd probably start missing meat pretty quickly.

9 vegetable bipimbap, rice cakes with squash and shishito pepers, a little bit of my gf's ramen and some pretty decent banchan

i'm pretty fucked.

tacos

I could do it

Oh fuck I just ate like 3 pot cookies. Does that count as a meal or do I go back further?

Baked potato and some steamed frozen veggies. Baked potato has some margerine, cheese, salt, pepper, and some crumbled bacon so that makes it more palatable.

It'd be a rough life, but depending on the veggies I could ake it.

Riza kufta and plov- I think I'll be alright.

>a california burrito

I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR MY LIFE TO BE OVER

>>8178859
1000 calories Carls Jr Diablo Burger.
I'd be dead within a year.

>>8178859

Gyro with a side of onion rings

It would likely shorten my life, but I'd definitely be spending that remaining time in flavortown!

>>8178859
Yay lamb vindaloo forever

Vepřo knedlo zelo. Not a bad deal, but I'll probably die without eating something green now and then.

>Roast beef with russet potatoes, carrots, onions, and celery

So long as I don't have to eat it at the restaurant where I had it on a daily basis, I might be ok.

Mashed potatoes with green peas and shredded chicken. Pretty boring, but it's pretty solid nutritionally

Neapolitan ice cream.

idk man.

>fruit roll ups

SC oat porridge with a banana and a punch of cinnamon, washed down with a double shot of espresso brewed through an E61.
I'll live.

I know how pretentious that sounds but the reality is that my day can, and will, only get worse from here. fmd

>>8178859
raw green beans

pretty sure i'm gonna starve to death

>>8178859
Homemade refried beans and rice(with tomatoes, onions and peppers) and ground beef cooked with my homemade "taco" seasoning.
It could be worse.

>two bratwurst sausages
>half a box of white cheddar Kraft Dinner
>medium plain Iced Capp

Diabeetus within a few months, and a heart attack within a few years probably.

>>8178874
If it come with a large fry and a Coca Cola than its a winning combination I could eat for breakfast lunch AND dinner for the rest of my life. The Hot and Spicy Chicken Sandwich, only at Mcdonalds.

>sandwich with french bread, 2 slices of black forest ham, one slice of roast beef, 2 slices of colby jack cheese, mayo, lettuce, and mustard

I'm cool with this.

Split pea soup
I can deal with that.

>>8178859
>tuna salad sandwich
Couldn't get more boring.

>>8178859
Homemade squash soup. If I'm allowed to switch up some ingredients every once in a while and include greens I'd be kinda fine with it desu.

I actually think I could make it, eating just banh mi, especially if I could choose between the different styles

>>8178859

>plain, unbuttered toast as a lazy snack

living the 1800s life now

cornflakes

Scrambled eggs, toast and cream cheese

>popcorn

>liver and onions

As long as i have that+salt and pepper ill be completely fine. Unless i die from vitamin A poisoning.

>>8181387
Enjoy your gout

>>8181403
I dont want it :(

>>8178859
>Pork meatballs with onions, garlic, salt and pepper on sticks
>Shredded carrots and apples with raisins and lemon juice
Would get tired of the pork real quick, though.

>a dog

woof

>>8178859
I literally just got done eating some wings and blue cheese.

>>8178859
>chicken and vegetable stew

I could survive.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, carrots, turnips, green beans, and Brussels sprouts. I'm pretty set. But at the same time that's all I've eaten since Sunday and I'm already wanting to move on.

Could be worse, this stuff is actually pretty comfy

Fish & Salad
Don´t know if I should kill myself...

>>8178859
Made myself a stir fry earlier, steak, mushrooms, green onions and yellow squash. It was good, but I can't see myself eating it for the rest of my life.

>An omelet with spinach and fried banana.
I'll take it.

>>8179146
looks like an even shittier version of pan haggerty

>>8179500
>toddler times
having fun with life, anon?

>>8178859
Grilled chicken breast and water. I'd probably wind up in the best shape of my life, provided I could keep myself alive with multivitamins.

>>8179606
jesus christ anon id kill myself

>>8178859
A slice of Little Caesar's pizza
Fuuuuuuu...

>>8182431
well if all you had were fruit rollups you could rest assured the rest of your life wouldn't be very long

>>8178859
steak and vegetables. not that fucked

it was a mushroom curry, if i didn't go out for a cigarette and fuck up the rice i wouldn't mind but now im cursed forever with substandard rice

>3 weetbix with skim milk and a small sprinkle of raw sugar

I'd die of malnutrition eventually I suppose.

>slices of buttered sourdough

Already like 90% of my NEET diet

>>8178859
>Kix cereal
What the fuck I decide to have cereal for the first time in months now I'm fucking stuck with it. I don't even like cereal.

I'll be dead by the end of the week. I had 5 white castle burgers and I've been burping, farting, and feeling nauseous for the past 5 hours because of it.

Cranberry juice and a ham sandwich. Well fuck.

Chicken parm with veggies, I'll be ok

>arugula, basil, apple and walnut thin crust pizza
I'm OK with this

>>8178859
>noodles and alfredo with shrimp
eh I'd deal with it


>>8178874
>mahnigga.png
wish i had stopped eating since yesterday since i caved and got me two of these, spicy of course

>>8178859
Flaming hot cheetos and water.

Guess ill just die from malnutrition then.

Quesarito and two tacos from taco bell
I'm gunna get fucking tired of it but it could be worse

>>8179146
How do you make that without the cheese burning and sticking everywhere?

>>8178859

I just ate a Coffee Crisp bar. I'm good.

Turkey soup and grilled cheese.
Well, it could be a lot worse than that. It's pretty tasty, if somewhat basic, and not too bad for you

>a burger
grains, veggies, meat and vocal cord parasites

not fucked at all

google image but yeah...I think I'll do ok with Carnittas Tortas for life.

Leftover mash of Baked mac and cheese and salsa verde slowcooked pork.

made salad

>iceberg lettuce
>cucumber
>cherry tomatoes
>eggs
>olives
>salt
>olive oil

Gonna get tired of this in two days, but at least I'll be healthy.

>>8178859
Rice with cheddar and olive mayonnaise, plus garlic omelette.
I think I'd start hating it soon.

>>8178859
>Jack in the Box tacos

I'll have ass cancer in a couple years if my diet of 90% grease doesn't somehow kill me before that.

Wokked carrots, mushrooms, onion and garlic with sambal and peanut sauce.

I'll survive for a while. Considering I made this just to finish the perishables in my fridge before going away for a few days it could've turned out much worse.

stewed curry turnip, pork rind, and fishball appetizer. and watermelon juice. I can dig it

An apple.
I'd rather not.

Last proper meal was a cheese and jalapeno pizza, I could do that I guess.

Cheese sandwiches
Please kill me

>>8178859
tortellini with red sauce. I think I undercooked the pasta a bit, but if it's the meal in general and not the actual one, I could live on torta. I like it.

>subway bmt
Am I allowed to at least have diffetent toppings/cheese/sauce?

>>8178859
>Kraft dinner

I don't even know how long I'd be able to live for on carbs alone.

i could deal.

Bread and peanut butter doesn't count as food right

>>8178859
oatmeal? sure. why not.

>>8178859
Pretty safe i guess. A Sandwich with red cabbage, bloodsausage, carmelised onion and mosterd

Pretty fucked, since it was just shitty movie theater popcorn and sparkling water. If that were true, I'd imagine death would come swiftly.

>>8183347
This is a for fun fake collection of hypothetical foods wed all have to eat that in no shape or form will ever come to be. Sooooo... In answer to your question... No.

>three cheese spinach lean pocket

Jesus christ I'd jump off a bridge

>Nashville hot Chicken from KFC
as long as I can still have Milk, im ok with this.

>some sort of chicken curry and white rice

Besides the pooinloo smell, I can deal.

Pic related w/ fries.

Salmon en croute with dill, chive and chestnuts.

I might get extremely fat, almost no fibre so I'll have the easiest shits in my life.

if a man can survive on pussy alone I'll be doing alright boys
(h-hheh just kidding cold Chef Boyardee is nothing to be embarrassed about though)

>Poutine
I don't know which will give up first, my earth or stomach.

>>8178859
Large double stacker burger meal from kfc with an extra 1 piece breast lunch box and tango

Based

Egg stir-fried rice with a side of potatoes, spinach and sausages. Bretty gud.

A two day old dry beef and mushroom pie that had been sitting at room temp for 5 hours after being reheated twice

It wouldn't of even been nice if it was fresh and hot cause it was a shit pie to begin with and one of the worst things I've eaten in at least 9 months

I think I'd quite seriously consider suicide faced with the reality of that being my only meal for the rest of my life

>>8186387

Fkn lol

Home made rump steak (medium rare) and spinach in garlic and olive oil.

Not the worst thing to eat every day, but pretty bland.

That grilled cheese stuffed crust Pizza Hut pizza.
Fuck me, it was pretty bad.

>>8186148
>literally a full meal of chips, cheese and gravy
Why are Americans so disgusting?

>>8186400
have mercy anon

>>8186387
>It wouldn't of

Is this what public schools teach these days? It's "would've", you savage. As in "it would have been nice".

>>8186417

literally lmao'ing

this would be my last meal. considering im a drunk, id go out alright. the booze cruise chugs on

>>8186430
that's not a meal senpai

if alcohol counted as a meal I'd be downing bottom shelf vodka and V8 juice for the rest of my life

pic related

pretty good but it's not something you would want to eat everyday

>>8186529
Fuck that looks good, nothing better than a big cut of pork with crispy skin.

I'd eat it every day no problem.

Goat cheese pizza honey on top with a cup of tea. Not bad I guess

>brown rice, cooked with shredded carrots and broccoli
>side of bacon and zucchini omelette and a tomato salad

I think I could actually survive on this, right?

>>8178859

>delicious homemade pumpernickel toast with creamy french butter
>delicious perfectly cooked french omelet with just a touch of salt
>absolutely garbage tier store-brand instant coffee

I'll live I guess. It won't be a glorious life, but I'll live. The disappointment of the coffee will ever keep me humble.

It was a small bowl of three day old Chinese take out rice with some salt and butter.

I'm going to die aren't I sweet lord?

>>8178859
Soy schnitzel
or soy "milanesa" (how we call it in my country.

Im so fucked man, try to bite a cardboard box and that's literally how it feels to bite the soy schnitzels

>>8178915
>>8179432
>>8179384
>>8181979
>>8182908

You guys are good I guess senpai desu familia

What I last had was brown rice, cooked with shredded broccoli and carrots, a bacon and zucchini omelette and a tomato salad. Guess I could survive on this too, right?

Three fried eggs, three pieces of bacon, and some fried breakfast potatoes.

How long do I have?

>>8178859

> Pastrami, Havarti cheese, and sliced red bell pepper on toasted wheat.

Could be way worse.

>>8186613

Yes you are, my child.

>Blue cheese and sauerkraut omelette

My breath is genna be stinky af senpai

Flaming Hot Fries and Henry's Hard Orange Soda.

This is what I ate and drank at 11:30 am.

Take me now. I've already lost control.

Premade shit

Microwaved breakfast burrito

What a cruel death

>two number 9s
>a number 9 large
>a number 6 with extra dip
>a number 7
>two number 45s
>one with cheese
>a large soda

>>8186779
>Somehow read this as bukkake
>Thumbnail not doing a great job convincing me otherwise

fridays microwave burger. not bad, but this is gonna get old.

side note: got chicken instead of beef burritos today. why oh why cruel universe.

>granola cereal with chopped up bananas and strawberries

thank fuck I decided to eat fruit with my morning gruel I guess

>>8178859
Two hardboiled eggs, sweet potato, plain yogurt with granola and blueberries, sausage links.

Not bad.

I would be ok with eggs, French toast, hash browns, bacon and sausage with coffee and water every day

>Woke up feeling groggy, didn't wanna cook
>just grabbed pic related randomly.

Fuck me, it didn't even taste good.

>egg fried brown rice
I'm okay with this

Scallops basted in pork belly fat over Cantaloupe, Grape, and Cayenne Compote.

Tastes like heaven. But I could not live off that

quinoa with tuna

pretty great

>>8178874
We call that the Jr chicken here in canada

>>8178859
bacon

>>8186830
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"

>>8178859

a few spoons of nutella

I had a tostada but with only beans and lettuce :(
I'm fugg.

>>8187027
We do?

Salami Pizza

I eat it already almost every day

>>8178859
Baconzilla and chili cheese fries. I'll be dead before I get bored and I'll die happy.

>>8178859
New York Mustard Preztels.

Please, God no.

>>8186128
My buddy insists that the proper way to do that is to leave on ALL of the buns. Six buns, three patties.
Hes a fucking animal, though.

>>8187096
you are now vegen
time to /wrists now

>>8178859
>waffles and maple syrup
It'd be a tasty death.

>bbq'd slab of pork with a pepper lime sauce with enough pepper in it to burn like hell tomorrow morning

Not only is this going to get old fast i would be in pain all the time

>Roast chicken + rice w. peas
Eh..

Pizza. I'll Just wait for a heart atta--

>>8187115
Yes. We do.

>>8183104
>iceberg

just kys

>a wendy's classic triple and two chicken wraps

ded

>a feef cup'o'noodles and two totinos party pizzas

double ded

>subway turkey sandwich

not so ded

>>8178859
>hamburger with black garlic mayo, smoked cheddar, lettuce and tomatoes
I can live with this

>6 eggs
>some cuban bread
>a bunch of carrots
>ranch
>blueberries

ok

>>8186830
>not a small soda
enjoy the diabetes

>tfw haven't eaten in 4 days

I'm starting to feel sick

>>8187803
These are 10/10 snack food

>>8178859
Apple Pie and an Apple Cider Donut, not the worst.

>peanut butter toasts

fuck my life

>>8187800
You're going to die of cyanide poisoning. That sucks.

>kill me

Are you saying i have to eat half of my roommates doritos locos taco for the rest of my life?

>>8188068
Why bother, you'all be dead soon anyway

>>8178859
Last food, or last meal?
Last meal would be spare ribs, so I'd be pretty ok.
Last food however would be maoam, which would be pretty shitty.

Freestyling with some veggies in the wok, adding whatever spices got my attention plus some oystersayce. With eggnoodles.
Nothing memorable but not bad either.
Would probably hate it after a week.

Sushi

there goes my bank account

Super Pretzel pretzel dogs
Sargento cheese sticks
Olives to go
Unsweetend tea
Zone Perfect bar

>way too much sodium

Chilli with some bomb siracha

>>8178859
>Sirloin strip, baked potato and sauteed spinach
Oh boy. I'm dying of cancer in 5 years. Or a massive coronary episode

>>8178859
I can probably have homemade pizza for the rest of my life.

leftover reheated pizza

could be worse

>>8186411
>Americans

>>8186411
Are you retarded poutine is the only good thing Canada (not USA) has produced imo

>potato soup from O'Charleys
>cajun pasta
>apple pie with ice cream
I guess I lucked out?

The last food I ate was a 150 calorie pack of soy beans.
I'll be fucking fine.

>general tso's chicken
>lo mein
>mfw

>Baconator for Wendy's

str8 fucked

>>8186411
Why are you so ignorant? Oh, I don't like something, let's call it American

>>8178859
Beilors PB and Choco gelato..... fucking no

>>8179612
nigga why tf were u eating raw green beans in the first place

>>8178859
>Literally plain white bread and unsalted hard boiled eggs.

Every now and then I'll purposely have the blandest meal possible so the next thing I eat tastes that much better.

I'd honestly kill myself

A roast beef sandwich and funyuns.

I would kill myself before the malnutrition does.

>can of tuna

mercury poisoning would kill me within a month

the meal i just had is one ive been planning for a week. i would be in heaven but im sire i would get sick of it. it was a full meal from my favorite hole in the wall chinese place. veggie chow mein, hot and sour soup, egg roll, hot green tea, and fried rice.

>A smorgasbord, eggplant and tomato pasta, grilled and braised lamb, salmon, spaghetti squash, and donuts. All washed down with liberal amounts of whiskey and coke.

Weddings are great, this was probably the best meal I've had in a while. I think I would be fine with eating this for a while, though I would definitely put on some weight.

>>8178859
Bánh mì for vegan

>Medium-rare Sirloin Steak
>Garlic butter
>Tobacco Onions
>Mashed potatos
>Sweet potato fries
>Regular butter
>Salt
>Brown bread
>Smoked cheese
>Red onions

Thank you, drunk morning me. You prepared a banquet that has set me up for life.

Fried eggs and wheat toast. Boring AF if I can't experiment with seasoning but I'd live.

>>8178859
ive been eating the same pot of soup for the past year so nothing really changes i guess

homemade zucchini bread

Beef Stroganoff.
It's too rich to eat every day. Pretty fucked.

>>8178859
Totally fine with it

I'm pretty fucked. Only bananas for me the rest of my life.

>>8178859
>tacos
>sliced avocado
>sangria

I think I'm going to be doing just fine until the liver failure.

Tall Rodó

could survive, I like it

>>8181374
same family I'm so ready for eternity

>>8178859
chicken sandwich with hummus, mayo, mustard, tomatoes, onions, lettuce and cheese on half grain bread (half of it is whole grain the other half is normal wheat)

Could be worse

>>8186868
Your heart/cholesterol wont be okey with it tho

So I have to eat hot cheeto skeletons for ever? I am not sure how I feel about this.

Raisin Bran with a fuckload of sugar
>tfw when you're mildly lactose intolerant
>tfw regret
At least the fiber of the bran flakes seems to cancel out the tendency for dairy to make my shits super liquidy, so I'll die of undernourishment with decent poops.

>>8190998
>tfw you have no face

Bread with hot sauce....

>>8190617
Fuck 'em, I'm not doing anything with my life anyway

Take me away, bacon!!!

>>8178859
All you can eat indian buffet, I'm fucking set

>>8178890
>paella
>clams

What??

Do you mean mussels?

>Ice cream
meh...it wasn't good

Raw oysters. Good chance I'm going to be sick a lot and get hep C.

>>8190548
Looks like a good taco. I got these yesterday from a brand new restaurant. They weren't very good.

frosdted mini wheats

beef roast dinner, by eating and not eating certain components, it can become more or less healthy. not the worst, good mix of food groups, veggies etc! probably one of the more ideal meals.

>>8178859

>>8187391
That's all the buns it came with for me. 1 McDouble and 1 McChicken =4 buns

>>8178859

>Pizza

I guess I could live with that.

Tilapia, a baked potato and steamed broccoli.

I mean, I guess I'll be very fit.

>>8179366
Lucky, I want some hearts

homemade pizza

i put a little too much olive oil on the crust but otherwise i'll be good

>>8182814
Well-seasoned cast iron is a wonderful thing

>>8178859
curry and spanish rice, pumkin pottage and buttered bread. Yes this was one meal. I was making two things and needed to make sure they both tasted okay before fridging.

Damn if could have had a bento lunch, it has so much sustainability

>>8191187
thats cause you went to a bougie shithouse

>>8187803
>not activated

Enjoy your mis-aligned aura.

A coney dog and some chips and red sauce
im gonna fucking kill myself

Char Kway Teow from my favourite place to eat near uni

I could deal, but the charred taste would probably wear thin pretty quickly, and I'd probably get pretty fat pretty quick

Broccoli/carrot/potato soup. Quite tasty but I'd probably kill myself in a couple months

8 tacos al pastor from a local taco truck and a 40oz Budweiser. I should be fine as long as my liver can keep up with the alcohol intake

A full-english breakfast. Bacon, french toast, 2 sausages, baked beans, poached eggs and tomatoes. I'll die of heart attack a happy man.

>>8192482
Puppercakes!

Bagel and cream cheese with coffee. Yep, I'm fucked.

If you mean last meal I ate for dinner, I'm in better shape. Indian chicken curry with a side of broccoli.

> raw almonds
Looks like im dead in a few years from my teeth breaking apart lol

>>8193006
>english breakfast
>french toast
fucking ukucks why can't they be banned?

Terry Crews' mac and jeezy

>>8178859
Fajitas. I could do that

pasta, horse sausage,
champinjons, cream with ketchup and sriracha

think i will live for a while

A salad with lots of kale, cucumber, onions, garbanzo beans, strawberries, and chia seeds.

IDK not bad certainly healthier than a lot of stuff posted here.

>>8192283
Its actually 4 bun halves.

They dont use 2 buns for one sandwich. Even the big mac has one bun, but it comes in thirds.

>>8192298
me 2 m8y. But at least mine was ripe.

Taco Bell chicken soft taco
Probably less fucked than I could be

>>8178859
>milkporridge with apples, orange, banana, a few nuts and cranberries

I might survive a year or so before I get the beetus...
At least it's delicious.

>Lentil Soup

Wouldn't be great, but I'd live

Hell, I'd be healthier than I am now that's for sure

>>8193823
so good if you grate the apple into the porridge. i add maple syrup for extra beetus too.

cabbage rolls with a side of pork stew

im alright

Two toasted ham&cheese sandwiches, with store-brand cola to drink. You got meat, you got sugar, you got carbs, you got water, 's all good homie.

>>8194483

Ummm...

Frozen pizza. Meh...

>>8178859
6 quarts of beer, and yes, beer is food.

>>8186411
this is b8

>spaghetti

fug

>>8178859
Large philly cheesesteak, about 15 large onion rings, 2 cans of Pepsi, and a whole pint of Caramel Apple Pie by Talenti.

Won't see 40 but there are worse ways to go out.

Homemade chili.

I think I'd do alright.

Split pea soup-made with smoked ham hock- with some reaper pepper sauce drizzled on top, dark rye and colby grilled cheese with spicy pickle sandwich with a side of jalapeno pickled egg and radish kimchi and shitty swill beer to wash it all down.

I would probably die of the gas before malnutrition.

>Garlic mashed potatoes
>stewed black beans with onion, cumin and tomato paste
>Meatballs with soy sauce glaze
>Little bowl of celery sticks
>1 liter bottle of orange seltzer

Not bad.

Stromboli. I'm fine with this.

Schogetten Chocolate caramel brownie

pretty fucked nutrition wise I guess

>>8178859
Fucking mini corn dogs

>>8187803
gay

>>8195652
Why are your hands purple ?

Rigatoni Bolognese

Hell yes.

Double cheeseburger with fancy onion cheese, bacon, and tomato with a side of fries and a liter of water.

I'm OK with that I have most of my bases covered.

>>8178859
Penne Arrabiata- I'll become malnourished but not before most.

Fuck this thread. For dinner last night I had a delightful ribeye medium rare with shrimp and roasted broccoli/asparagus with a nice cabernet.

But then I got drunk and ate a leftover half of a 9 hour old carnitas burrito from Kingman, AZ, cold, in my bed in my hotel room with a Coors Light. at about 1 AM.

3 weeks before death. Either by this or self inflicted.

>Pulled porn sandwich with coleslaw
Not bad, but still something I see myself getting tired of quickly

>>8192329
Eat your heart out

Steak and egg burrito with rice, black beans, cheddar/Colby jack cheese and smothered in green chili. I'd live but it would be a hellish existence.

No, please no
I was so hungry
There wasn't anything else to eat
I swear

>>8178859
Nasi Lemak : coconut rice, fried fish and peanuts, fragrant spicy sauce, sliced cucumbers.

Had a glass of red wine with it.

Should be alright.

I don't know if I can do this.

I tried worms for the first time and i didn't like them.

Pic related, was marinading silkworm chrysalis in garlic, soysauce, sesame oil and other things.

>>8197696
>Wine with nasi lemak

What? Where is your teh tarik you mongoloid.

>>8197713
I was too lazy to make it. Shit would be cash though.

>>8178859
>Plain saltine crackers

>Quickly made some Middle East style flat bread

It's not that good or well made but I have a way of making it that I fucking love
> charred edges
> center is slightly undercooked
> tiny bit of salt and garlic
> closer to a thick tortilla or pancake made with wheat
> with home made aoli
10/10

All I ate in culinary school after realizing what a horrible mistake I had made and got addicted to it

>>8197710
Are you that pov? What's your paypal I'll throw you a few bones so you can quit scratching around in the garden for grubs.

Fuckin sweet, I'm not gonna die!

>>8197799
Please teach me how to make simple flatbread. I've always wanted to make it especially pita.

>>8178859
Riceroni ,ribs, broccoli , had some coffee and cookies afterwards, I think I'm pretty set

>>8179611
Sounds pretty good
>>8179606
I'll be sure to attend your funeral

>>8197822
If your doing it correctly (which I don't often)

> make a very basic dough , 1/3 water to 2/3s flour (or whatever the standard ratio is, can't into baking)
> throw in salt and minced
> get the biggest pan you have , tiny amount of oil
> heat the pan till the oil pops
> roughly shape the dough into a tortilla or disk shape
> throw it in the pan and cook it till it crisps or however done you like

>>8197822
Not him but

3cups flour
2tbsp baking powder
1tsp salt

Mix then add enough water to make it hold together (texture should be like a soft earlobe). Shape then apply heat (oven, pan) until cooked.

Wala

Bean burrito
>black beans
>red pepper
>green pepper
>mushrooms
>onion
>brown rice
>mixed salad greens
>hot sauce
>cumin
>wheat tortilla

Pretty decent. Not horrible for you (but not a healthy balance), decent taste, and filling.

>>8187733
i don't subscribe to your retarded memes

>>8190172
How fucking deep is your pot

>>8191260
I'd rather eat the keyboard

>>8183104
>iceburg lettuce
>healthy
You're going to be eating 7 metric tons of eggs and cherry tomatoes slathered in oil.

Lemon chocolate milano cookies and milk

>>8197693
You deserve death

>>8178859
Home made vegetable soup and an orange. Survivable.

>>8178859
>whey protein

>Nachos

Well, I've got meat, starch, dairy... Is guacamole counted as a serving of vegetables? Nutritionally, I think I'm set.

>>8178859
chapaghetti with turkey bits (carved off a carcass) and wine. yeah I'm ok with this.

>>8178859
A chicken patty from my college's food place
Fuck

>>8178950
Hello high blood pressure

I'm not sure how I feel about this

>>8178859
chili sin carne

>>8187396
not him but I see cheese on there, granted it's real and not fake cheese

>>8189919
I'm jealous

Raclette cheese with potatoes, various hams, pickles, and white wine.
I guess I'll die young.

I'm guessing I can live 3 months tops.

>>8178859
>twenty datura seeds and a glass of grapefruit juice

>>8178859
>subway with a ton of vegetables

well, nutritionally, I'm better off than I could be, but jesus that would get bland fast.

>>8200601
Wew lad strap in cause your ride is gonna be wild and short

Well, I ate a cheeseburger and some Cheetos with a Coke Life.
So, I guess I'd be dead of a heart attack fairly quickly.

>>8200601

happy trails...

Red beans and rice with a fairly meagre meat to veg ratio. Probably going to be fine for a while.

>>8200535
It's a miracle you're still alive anyways.

Chili.

Greek yogurt and honey.
I'll probably live longer than I really want to.

>>8186830
QUIT STUFFING YO FACE AND SHOOT BACK NIGGA

>Chicharones
Guess I'll die in a week or two

>>8186529
hello fellow flipfag