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Hey we're going to order some pizza. What sort of toppings does everybody want?
>Pepperoni!
>Cheese!

Alright, now that the kids have ordered what will the adults be getting?

>> No.8143119

>>8143112
>red onion
>pepperoni
>blue cheese
>shrimp

>> No.8143139

Adults now are getting the same shit because hangry person getting the pizza has a long enough wait time at little caesars.

>> No.8143141

>>8143112
>Pepperoni
>Salami
>Bacon
>Red Onions
>Diced Tomatoes

>> No.8143149

Everything except pineapple :)

>> No.8143151

grilled chicken, bell pepper, maybe garlic

>> No.8143152

thin crust pepperoni lovers

anyone else saying anything different is either a troll or an idiot who needs a salad instead of man food

>> No.8143157

pineapple, ham, bacon, onions, jalapenos, mozza, provolone, parmesan

im just getting started

>> No.8143159

>>8143112
The adults will be going to a place that has a wood fired oven and wine.

>> No.8143168

>>8143112
kebab

>> No.8143170

Pepperoni, bacon, mushrooms and onions. I don't like anchovies or sardines, but I can respect them on pizza, and I'll eat pizza with anything, even pineapple, just as long as it's not from shitza hut

>> No.8143179
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8143179

Cool troll bread brah, ill have bell peppers w/no cheese cuz im vegan af

>> No.8143181

>>8143112
Bacon and pineapple with buffalo sauce (^:

>> No.8143186

>>8143112
I'm about to turn 31 and almost exclusively order cheese pizza. Occasionally I'll get a pepperoni.

If you want to load it down with meat and vegetables, then just eat a lasagna and salad. That's really what you're craving.

Cheese pizza reveals all the mistakes. The sauce, cheese, and crust have to be in perfect harmony. Toppings are a way to hide all that and make you feel like you got a deal. If the cheese pizza is delicious, then and only then will I order a pepperoni.

And cheese pizza is the cheapest pizza on the menu. And if it isn't, don't fucking patronize the place. They don't deserve your business. A large should be $6-8.

>> No.8143188

anchovies, peperroni, salami, onion, green pepper, mushroom, arugala

>> No.8143190

>Ordering expensive pizza is the adult thing to do
Did the pizza store tell you this, you naive bootlicker?

>> No.8143195
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8143195

>There are people in this thread *right now* who will unironically tell you this pizza is bad.

>> No.8143207

>>8143112
Spinach and ricotta

>> No.8143213
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8143213

Have you ever even ordered pizza for a group of adults? You keep it simple and unspecified. Ex:
>pepperoni
>veggie
>mixed

>> No.8143217

semen

>> No.8143239

Anchovies and pineapple

>> No.8143247

>>8143186
>an adult who only orders cheese pizza, thinks he's a connoisseur, and won't buy pizza for more than $8.
let me guess. your weight doesn't start with a 1 :^)

>> No.8143262

>>8143112
I'll have one of those Oreo dessert pizzas, thanks

>> No.8143264

Jalapeño and pineapple

>> No.8143325

I usually get whatever their "supreme" or "deluxe" pizza is. I want lots of toppings. I'm I'm restricted to one topping I'll usually suggest olives or jalapenos or banana peppers or mushrooms. Cheese pizza is retarded, and pepperoni is lame.

>> No.8143332

>>8143325
>I'm I'm
"If I'm." Christ.

>> No.8143335

>>8143139
ceasers< what are you some sort of pleb

>> No.8143349

first half
>ham
>pineapple
>jalapenos
second half
>pepperoni
>banana peppers
>salami

be here in 10 minutes or you lose your $0.75 tip

>> No.8143363

>>8143247
Not that guy but I fit that description and my weight is 60kg so no it doesn't start with a 1

If it does and you're an adult you're a fat cunt

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>>8143335
What I mean is most schools in a school district keep the same schedules and will likely have the same days in which pizza parties will happen.

Little Caesars is very likely to be swamped with orders for multiple $5 hot n' readies, meaning wait times for whoever has to go retrieve these pizzas.

>> No.8143383

>>8143363
i'm measuring in american pounds since he's obviously american

>> No.8143388

>>8143383
>I-I was just pretending to be retarded

Fuck up cunt

>> No.8143389

artichoke hearts, bacon, roasted garlic and pepperoncini

>> No.8143398

Daily reminder that if you aren't getting at least 3 different meats on your pizza, you're probably a faggot or a woman.

>> No.8143407

>>8143152
why do you think thin crust makes you masculine. that's baby shit lil guy.

>> No.8143419 [DELETED] 

>>8143378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share

>> No.8143441

>>8143389
>artichoke hearts, bacon, roasted garlic and pepperoncini

Califag newmale spotted.

>> No.8143443

>>8143398
daily reminder that you're projecting

>> No.8143493

Kebab pizza, this is a non-question

>> No.8143528
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8143528

thin crust with white sauce, garlic, and Parmesan Asiago

>> No.8143558

Naples pizza with tomato sauce, mozzarella and basil. End of it. If you cant appreciate the basic you should stop wasting oxigen, since you are just monkeys in human skin.

>> No.8143586

>>8143112
Jalapeños, green peppers, bacon, and chicken.

>> No.8143595

>>8143398
unless its NY style pizza with garlic pwdr, onion pwdr, oregano and parm on top :D. otherwise fk it give me more decadence: buffalo chicken and blue cheese

>> No.8143596

Capriciosa with fucking anchovies, fuck all your babby palates.

>> No.8143617

>>8143195
It is bad. You can pay an extra 3 dollars from that place to get a pizza that is leagues better.

>> No.8143622

>>8143112
Pepperoni and cheese, please. I like it simply.

>> No.8143648

Corn, tomatoes, pineapple and BBQ sauce

>> No.8143663

>>8143558
>oxigen

>> No.8143683

>>8143648
Not califag or newmale, just someone who has the tast>>8143622
ebuds of a Neanderthal.

>> No.8143687

>>8143149
this

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>>8143558
>If you cant appreciate the basic you should stop wasting oxigen, since you are just monkeys in human skin.

>> No.8143740

>>8143112
I want me some of that greasy messy halal butter chicken pizza with extra mozza.

>> No.8143785

Veggie pizza with italian sausage

>> No.8143792

>>8143407
only women fill up on bread. that's why they call em birds

>> No.8143796

Margherita

>> No.8143799

>>8143617
so it's the best pizza for 5 buckaroos?

>> No.8143805

>>8143195
Yes. Because it is.

>> No.8143806

>>8143799
You can make better pizza with 5 dollarydoos than give it to them

>> No.8143807

>>8143528
/thread

>> No.8143825

>>8143806
>implying ingredients + time spent <= $5

>> No.8144357

Bacon, Spinach, and Mushroom is lowkey the GOAT 'za

>> No.8144368

Pepperoni
Cheese
More cheese
Green olives
Minced beef

And pineapple does not belong in a pizza you fucking barbarians

>> No.8144396
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8144396

>>8144368
>green olives
>green
>minced beef
>has an opinion on what doesn't belong in a pizza

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8144423

>>8144396
green olives are great on pizza, my man.

>> No.8144680

>>8143213
>complicated orders
>making me spend extra effort to prepare your pizza
>getting me written up because I accidentally left too much of one topping
Enjoy your spit, buddy. :^)

>> No.8144693
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8144693

Anchovies

And no cheese

Bitch.

>> No.8144715

>>8144693
goat

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8144736

>order a pepperoni with as many mushrooms as they will allow, and minced garlic

>get it

>pepperonis is cheap as fuck and looks like it was taken out of some kids lunchables box

>> No.8144739

>>8143112
Italian sausage
Onions
Red peppers

when it comes, I will drizzle olive oil on it and spread some chili flakes on that bitch
Oh, and a garlic dipping sauce

>> No.8144751

Ham and Pineapple if I just get two toppings.
Sausage and Onion if I get more.

>> No.8144885

>>8144736
>not buying from a franchise

You are flipping a coin when it comes to local.

>> No.8144889

Pesto/Marinara sauce, Italian Sausage, Feta, roasted garlic, Banana peppers, and red peppers

its godly

>> No.8144890

bbq sauce
chicken
green / red pepper
jalapeno
extra pineappple

>> No.8144895

>>8143112
pepperoni
cheese

>> No.8144896

>>8143157
pretty decent

>> No.8145088

Red onions
Mushroom
Blue cheese

>> No.8145103

>>8143112
Thick tomato slices and garlic of course

>> No.8145146

>>8143112
I remember seeing this pasta here in like 2007. Sometimes the old ones are the best ones.

>> No.8145170

>>8143112
>cheese pizza
What does that mean? What cheese? Is this how americans eat pizza?

I usually get 3 fromages (3 cheeses?)

>> No.8145352
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8145352

I'll have mine with salmonella and grease.

>> No.8145359

' '

>> No.8145364

>>8143179 fag

>> No.8145373

>>8145170

It means that cheese is the only topping. No vegetables, no meat. It's only eaten by young children or aspies.

>> No.8145378

Calzone with feta cheese and jalapeños.

I'll be back in 10-15 minutes ok?

>> No.8145814

>>8143363
>my weight is 60kg
15 year old reporting for pizza duty

>> No.8145821

>>8143112
eggs onions bacon

>> No.8145862

>>8145373
But what cheese? It's like saying
>I want a meat pizza

>> No.8145868

>>8145862
going to go ahead and assume he means just mozzarella

>> No.8146081

>>8143792
I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and you're gonna love it

>> No.8146084

>>8144680
>suckling hundreds of dicks
Whoa calm down there sisters

>> No.8146132

If you had ever ordered pizza for a large group of adults you'd know that the only succesful option is to keep it simple and inoffensive like with ordering pepperoni and cheese pizzas.

>> No.8146142

One of my friends was having a birthday party at Maccy D's, like one of those organized shits and everything

when it came to the meal, everyone ordered their happy meals nice and ez and I was the only one who had a fucking proper burger

Later my parents made me feel bad because they said that non-happy meals are expensive

>> No.8146171

>>8146142
if you're ever eating at memedonalds just load up on plain old hamburgers
they're a dollar each

>> No.8146206

>>8145373
>It's only eaten by young children or aspies.

Why do aspies (op) belive that the most inane things are childish or ridiculous by normal people standarts? Its like they have no idea how adults interact and can't read social cues. Reminds me of the self deprecating nerd who thinks people laugh at anyone holding a videogame, so they hide in shame while normal people think nothing of it.

>> No.8146211

>>8146206
I hide it not because I'm ashamed of it, but because normies have utterly shit taste in games and are dogshit at playing

So I'd rather not discuss it with them

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>>8143112
Champions.
(with garlic)

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>>8146211
I was thinking more of quentin from /v/

>> No.8146249

white clam & bacon pizza

>> No.8146259

>Bell peppers
>Jalapenos
>Pineapple
>Tomatoes
>All the different cheeses available
>Thicc crust

>> No.8146267

Pepperoni, sausage, meatballs or ground beef, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, garlic, basil, and fresh tomatoes.

>> No.8146346
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8146346

>>8146249
sounds good anon. kinda wanna try that now.

>> No.8146367
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8146367

I honestly cannot remember the last pizza thread that wasn't a blatant shitpost and that scares me.

>> No.8146386

I had a reuban pizza once.
Saurkraut, corned beef, cheese, and a thousand island swirl with a basic white sauce instead of red

It was fucking awesome.

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8146416

'Go

>> No.8146422

Canadian bacon, pineapple, bacon bits, extra cheese, stuffed crust.

>> No.8146442
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8146442

Just pepperoni thx

>tfw too jewish to buy more toppings

>> No.8146803

red pepper, mushroom, & basil

>> No.8146835

>>8143112

I'll just eat with the kids

Be sure to get extra garlic butter please

>> No.8146846

>White sauce
>Grilled chicken
>Diced tomato
>Diced red onion
>Bacon
>Garlic butter and parm on the crust edge

>> No.8146855

>Pepperoni
>Bacon
>Meatball
>Black Olive
>Tomto

>> No.8146863

>White sauce
>Spinach
>ricotta
>chicken

>> No.8146883

Margarita

>> No.8146893

>>8143157
I'd split that with you for sure

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8146921

>>8146893

>> No.8147612

>>8143149
>banana on pizza
kys

>> No.8147636

Pepperoni on mozzarella

>> No.8147672

Double Pepperoni
Ham
Mushrooms