/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8143339
Buddy and me tried survival camping.

We did very badly. We ate a rabbit we caught boiled in pepsi and water.

>>8143339
Op's mommy

Ox tail, kangaroo, buffalo. Only liked the buffalo.

>>8143339
Squirrel a buddy shot with a slingshot, we bet him he couldn't do it so he fucking did it lol. Cooked it over the campfire.

>>8143339

Clams we dug up and steamed. Very tasty.

Shot and grilled a few rabbits

A rabbit stew that turned out to be cats

>>8143569
Came in here I say that. Good job anon.

>>8143339
noodled a catfish and took a bite raw
cooked the rest over a bonfire

>>8143339
killed a rattlesnake and cooked it over a camp fire.

>>8143339
Killed a possum and cooked it over a barn fire.

>>8143339
When I was in South Africa I tried ostrich neck. Texture was like a rubber hose.

"Dancing" shrimp. It's live shrimp you let wiggle on your tongue.

>>8143587
Did.
>>8143745
Did, not much flavor.

Had the blood of a freshly downed pig, on accident of course. Ate tons of Nilgai and fresh caught fish of all kinds. Used to eat ants as a kid. Grew up around farms so tons of fruit off the tree and vegetables caked in dirt.

>>8143798
Ooh, dat err watermillion!

Raw horse.

My mother's in law cooking

That woman can ruin a can of coke

Bear sausage, raw quail egg sushi, alligator.
None of that is too wild, but the quail egg was by far the best. The bear sausage was great too. My uncle made it from a black bear he hunted.

>>8143376
Should have spit roasted it desu

>>8143602
Squirrel isn't that bad really

>>8143339
Ive tried lam b4

>>8143339
Turkey Carpaccio. As in raw turkey, sliced thin and plated over a salad before being finished with a tarragon vinegar dressing. I not only ate it, but also served in a yuropean restaurant I worked at in Brussels.

A lot of people ordered it, and it was actually quite good.

Don't know if I would try it with north American, CAFO, mechanically separated bird though.

Whale sashimi and capybara.

>>8143865
Yeah wasn't bad at all. Just surprised he actually hit it, considering how we had fared on beer cans moments before lol.

>>8143339
Earthworms, boiled them and some thistles to make it a bit more palatable, gotta have your greens with the protein

venison steak

>>8143339
Grouse I 12ga'd myself.

>>8143339
Raw salmon on a fishing boat once.

Didn't really like it, just didn't want to pussy out in front of everyone.

a frog that I caught in the woods. or moose. whichever you consider "wilder".

>>8144104
>not liking raw fish
Pussy

>>8143798
>blood of a freshly downed pig
>on accident of course
How.

>>8143569
>>8143693
Same here

>>8144104
how did you didn't like it before you didnt want to pussy out of eating it

Rattlesnake maybe? Idk.

>>8144180
Gutting and breathing heavily.

A candy from those halloween bowls with an arm sticking out

Fucker almost got me

>>8144286

How to spot the mouth breather.

Grilled pigeon (like shitty, skinny chicken), I'm in Korea now and will be eating living octopus. They pull it out alive, chop it, you eat it while it's still trying to swim home

>>8143339
Crocodile tail Cooked over a campfire.
Shit was cash

>>8144330
>used to eat ants
I knew when he said this that he was the slow kid

Waiting for the first edgelord to post "Human"

>>8143339
Bull balls, lamb eyes, rice cooked in grease from head and feed of a goose, lamb intestines, lamb feet and head, all pieces of stomach of a cow.

I come from a small city in a considerably poor country, but nothing gave me diarrhea or any uncomfort like food smeared in sauce as they serve in most restaurants in North America.

>>8143339

Deer Moss.
My shit has never been as firm as when i ate this disgusting moss as a means of emergency. The shit i took that morning is the only thing that makes want to eat it again.
I miss that dump...

>>8143376
>rabbit we caught boiled in pepsi and water.

You seriously couldn't come up with any other way to cook that rabbit?

>>8143339
Benis

I've eaten just about every edible part of most animals but the one that stuck with me was when I was breaking down a yellowfin tuna at work and my buddy dared me to eat the gelatinous spinal jelly.. Fuckin gross and I've eaten eyeballs n shit

an M&M i found on the floor of a passenger ferry

>>8144746
Albania?

probably alligator

Zebra or kangaroo

>>8143339
Crocodile

SQUIRRELS LOL

>>8143339
raw duck heart, was cleaning a duck and thought why not. wasnt that good, probably shouldnt have done it. but whatever

>>8143339

Lots of exotic stuff, most of it really tasty, some of it terrible.

--Bundegi (pic related): Steamed/boiled silk worm larvae in Korea. Fucking god awful taste, but it's a cheap street food and popular with old people.

--Balut: had it in Vietnam, it's the fertilized duck or chicken egg that's hard boiled with the developed chick inside. This was really tasty, unsurprisingly it had the texture of both hard boiled egg and chicken breast, no bone. You eat it by cracking open the top, draining off the water, dumping some seasoning salt on top and then sucking the whole thing out of the shell. By taste and texture alone it was great, but it's pretty gross to look at.

--Thick butter lassi in Punjab: it was a lassi but it literally had chunks of butter floating around in it. Pretty tasty but very very very rich, too rich. It's an entire meal in a cup.

--Tsampa: Tibetan staple food. It's a roasted barley flour apparently but it's eaten with fresh yak butter. You take the tsampa and mix it together into a little stick with the butter and then eat it like that. Also fresh yak butter tea in a tent.

--Here in Florida we eat fried gator tail, shit is super fucking tasty.

--In Vietnam I had a Tet holiday smorgasbord with a huge north Vietnamese family in this tiny town on the Chinese border. I was really drunk so I can't remember too much of it but I remember there being lots of really strange head cheeses.

Probably rattlesnake and alligator meat.

Rattlesnake was ok but the alligator had a really unique flavor that I enjoyed.

Antelope, kangaroo, shark. I really want to eat shark again :(

>>8145445

gross dude but all the power to ya!

>>8145478
I get shark whenever I can find it, but half the time I get so excited I forget to soak it first and it tastes like piss. Properly soaked and grilled shark is GOAT though.

>>8143862
why the fuck would they want to fuck the rabbit if they were hungry?

>>8145486
epic, simply epic

>>8145486
kek

>>8143339
fish i caugth in a stream

>pic related, the type of fish

>>8143339
Live ants

>>8143339
alligator, tastes like chicken

and

bear, was pretty good actually, like a very lean beef.

>>8144774
>>8143862
We butchered it badly. And pop cans were all we had to boil water so we had to boil the chunks in the cans. We roasted the back legs. but it was too dark to get crafty by the time we were cooking.

Daily reminder that that's not hair, it's heart worms.

A live minnow

It was a dare.

>>8143339
Mystery gumbo

My father and uncles used to hunt when i was younger and they would put whatever they killed into a gumbo. I am pretty sure one of them was deer/squirrel and some other small furry animals.

that or chicken feet..

>>8145669

That sounds pretty interesting. Was the gumbo good generally?

>>8143339

Menudo is great. Cow tripe and pig's feet.

My dad made Ox tail soup once. That was good food.

Just about every part of a deer carcass. Same with goat.

Gas station sushi

Gf had Pig brains

>Gf had Pig brains
don't they all?

>>8143339
Hunting season is here, plan on bagging an elk in november.

pheasant, goose, and ducks and ice fishing all winter long.

I am going to dig through rotten logs looking for grubs.

The Lion King makes them look like candy.

Wildest? Probably bear or >>8145669
mystery gumbo. I found out later on that I had eaten possum. It was alright.

>>8145896
Kek

>>8143339
buffalo makes good hamburgers. Alligator was okay too, would eat again.

>>8143339
Don't know if it's really wild, but I ate a cold bit of battered fish that I found at a bus stop at like 2am

Funazushi amd raw turtle liver.

Polar bear

Blood Tofu. Thats pig blood there. You dip it in hot chili oil.

>>8147478
Oh fuck these are the best

I love eating blood.

>>8143339
Seals and Beluga whales I guess.

>>8143339
your mom

>>8148023
Wow, it took 83 post to get this. Well done, son.

When I was a kid, I'd catch crawfish while camping and roast them over the fire. Delicious, but I wasn't good at shelling them.

My brother shot a lot of squirrel. He was and still is a cruel, ugly person. I didn't want to waste their poor, curled little bodies. Got good at skinning small game because of this. I'd usually fry them in cornmeal.

Duck eggs from a small rock island in front of my cottage.

>>8143339
Boar and deer that I hunted and killed together with my grandfather.

RIP Joseph.

>>8143339

Flounder heart, when i was in summer camp with my school

I could feel it beat on the way down

>>8143339
Ostrich steak, was nice

Goat trotter soup (sop kaki kambing) in Indonesia, shit was delicious. Pic very related.

Deer heart jerky. It was really quite good.

How come Les Stroud always starves or eats some fucking weeds?

Is he the most retarded suvivalist?

>>8151697
>Is he the most retarded suvivalist?
Bear Grylls is by far the most retarded.

>>8143602
My aunt cooks squirrel occasionally.
She uses the legs for "buffalo wings", and the rest of the meat is chopped up for squirrel and dumplings (chicken and dumplings recipe with the chicken replaced).

>>8151723
Les is just an idiot. Grylls is seemingly brain damaged to the point of no bully. I don't bully downs people, I don't bully Grylls, I just pity them.

The weirdest thing I've killed myself would probably be a squirrel, though I eat a lot of deer that I hunt so depending on where you live that can seem "wild". For stuff I haven't killed,I've had a lot of crazy jerky, there's a store by me that sells exotic meat jerkys like alligator and ostrich I've had

>>8143339
raw? or wierdest wild animal? raw was a bear heart, wiredest was camel.

My cousin caught one of these fuckers when he was out spearfishing. We grilled it on the bbq with macadamia nut breading.

>>8143339
I ate an old lady's pussy last night.

>>8145486
well played sir, well played

>>8143339
Went to Jamaica with my family. Not tourist Jamaica but "holy shit run" Jamaica. Had some oxtail curry. Bretty gud but my family was too afraid of food-borne disease to eat it.

>>8143602
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Seagull eggs

>>8153070
>seagull
>eggs
I see you skipped high school biology.

>>8153080
Bioaccumulation?

>>8153102
>*tips fedora*
This thread has nothing to do with life springing from nothing.

>>8153119
>>8153080
Am i missing something here

>>8153126
Some atheist is posting about "muh abiogenesis" as if it has anything to do with the topic at hand.

When I was about 18 or 19 my dad took my sister and I canoeing/camping for the autumn changing of the seasons ceremony in Temagami. The natives there shared their moose stew with all the campers. It was actually really tasty, I wish I knew how to make it.

Other than that my friend made a 22-animal stew, which included things like peacock, pheasant, camel, kangaroo, and warthog amount other things. It was pretty delicious and fun to eat too because every bite gave you a different flavour.

>>8143339
You'd be surprised the caliber of round and what actual round you use makes a difference. For example, .17 hmr soft tips literally rips a gopher in half. Only a sliver of spinal column was holding him together (just dropped him into the entrance of his hole as a warning to the others).

On the other hand, we were shooting in the backyard with my brother's short-barreled AR. A fmj .223 actually made the perfect bunny round. One ran by the targets, so he just walked up and it went straight through the body, took out the heart, but no other wastage.

Kinda funny story, he got that one spur of the moment. When we walked back to the house there was another, but he was so scared that he didn't move. So asking my friend to get my 10/22 (which took two minutes) he just froze there as a rabbit defense. Blew his top off with a hollow point .22.


After we cleaned them, I went inside and started butchering them (mainly deboning to make bunny stock), I came out to see that they shot another. This time a .22 AR with target rounds just to see if the sight was on.


Damn, that was a good three-bunny stew.

>>Last night of camping
>>only thing we have left
>>blend it together and sip on the 6 hour hike home

>>8145486
I
>>8145496
Don't
>>8145500
Get
>>8153019
It

>>8153265
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spit%20roasting

>>8143339
>>8143339
Mango

>>8143587
>not liking kangaroo

senpai, kangaroo served medium-rare was the best meat i put in my mouth

smells weird as hell though

>>8148105
>>8148105
Youre calling him cruel because he shot and ate a fucking rodent?