/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cheddar pita chips too

>Low carb fried chicken breast and scrambled eggs

Nice sandwich OP, was craving some pulled pork today but didn't want to wait.

>>8137171
ATF thread? Nice pg, is that an LCP? new piece?

woman is doing woman stuff while I eat

>>8137179

>>8137177 here, would post ATF but my brother took the CZ. Can we post doggos instead?

>>8137171
wow, progun is still here? I'm from NW suburbs, haven't seen you in a while.
How'd you cook that? Crock pot?

>>8137182
Damn straight! Gotta keep 'em in their place.

>>8137171
Your daughter left her pistol behind, mate.
Best give her a call, she'll be worried.

>>8137182
God damn, she's still with you? you must have a foot long sausage to keep her around.

>>8137188
faggot

>>8137185
Hey NW suburbs bro

>>8137171
Is he real? I need more guns for proof.
Where the hell have you been?

>>8137171
Progun is back? Cool.

Hey, I almost have that same knife.

>>8137171
>what's for dinner /ck/?

It's TOO FUCKING HOT to eat. I am fucking sick of the heat. I'm thinking of eating a bullet. Get away from the heat.

>>8137318

>too hot to eat

More like too early. Pic related was dinner last night. Cold soba noodles with cold dipping sauce, with cold shrimp cocktail and kimchi mayo on the side. Enjoyed with an ice cold Therapist triple IPA while watching Chinese cartoons on the projector wearing nothing but my flower print cut-off lounge shorts. Gotta know how to deal with the heat, anon.

>>8137346
How did you make the dipping sauce?

>>8137182
I hope she realizes your a fat trailer trash loser and shoots you with that prostitute gun of yours

>>8137391

Dashi, soy sauce, mirin.

I-i want to hang out with other illinois anons

>>8137395
*you're

Is MC still alive?

some shawarma from المحطة

BLTs

>>8137246
Cuck

>>8137683
At some point you have to just fucking accept it, and shave it all off. You would look 1000000x better. Own the Lex Luthor look, man.

>>8137762
God damnit I've been craving a BLT for like a week now, but trying to save money since I'm recently unemployed broke ass in a new city. Not even that $$, but I'm pinching pennies lately. Might have to go see if I can find some bacon on sale or something. Bread and lettuce is cheap as shit.

Pizza and Big Red.

>>8137878
that looks like a good slice of pizza

>>8137888

It's Papa John's if it matters.

>>8137902
That's fucking disgusting then

>>8137174

The gun, knife, and the beer with the america label on it are excellent touches.

>>8137888
no it looks like the kind of pizza where you take one bite and everything either falls off or you stuff it in your fa...

>>8137902
yeah see

>>8137855
Yes buy the bacon on sale. BLTs are a great sandwich to be had, with some dessert after as well if you please

>>8137762
>iceberg lettuce
never have i ever

>>8137762
>>8137946
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit

I was blasted for calling it 'ham' in another thread once, so I'll just ask this time: what's pic related called in English? It's pork from nearer the ribs, seasoned, rolled, tied, wet-cured and smoked as you would ham, but was told it's not ham because reasons. What the hell is it, then?

I had a sandwich of that. The 'ham' was flavoured with gratings of dry summer truffles. I made the sandwich, but bought the meat.
Also had salad. And pickles.
Was good, but still hungry.

Didn't take a picture but I had Osaka style eel shushi. It was pretty good.

>>8137946
The Dollar Tree next to me sells turkey bacon packs for $1 a piece which is honestly a fucking steal as it's pretty good and healthier. But for a BLT I want some legit bacon. You have inspired me.

Also, for dinner I just had leftover pasta and some steamed vegetables. No pic as it wasn't very exciting and probably looked more depressing than it was. At least the Braves are winning handily tonight.

>>8138030
That's ham

>>8138030
Aside from the obvious fact it's a drawing, I would call it something like amerifag "Canadian bacon." It looks like a trussed pork loin that's been wet cured with a brine containing a bit of sodium nitrite (hence the pink color and hammish flavor.) That's precisely the way I make my amerifag Canadia bacon, but I wouldn't call it ham.

I forgot to make dinner and its already kind of late
what's something quick and light I can eat before snooze time?

>>8138119

wait wait wait...
you think >>8138030 is a drawing? if so, ya need to eat more carrots or whatever is supposed to give you better eye sight, mr magoo, cuz that shit ain't no drawing

>>8138146
lulz

Ok I didn't expand the drawing, my bad.

It still doesn't detract from the rest of my post.

>>8137171
Shakushka, first attempt at it.

>>8137171
You smoked a pork butt?

>>8138292
a. is that a frozen burrito?

b. what are those balls in the ramen, fucking chicpeas?

c. what frozen pizza is that? i remember them from my youth and they rule for being shitty as they are, very tasty

>>8138181
>>8138181
Looks meh, but shakshuka gets more aesthetic the more you cook it. Hard to fuck up the taste though. Enjoy dude, I fucking love this stuff. Good poor person food and it's good for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

>gonna have to make some tomorrow

rice with teriyaki sauce
Being poor is great for weight loss by the way

Have a picture of last night's ramen.

chicken cacciatore
chicken was slightly undercooked :^(

>>8138531
a. looks fresh to me

b. that's corn, you big dummy dumb dumb retard

c. sorta looks like Schwan's

>>8137171
They have them all day now.

>>8138181
How as it

>>8139042
was*

ramen omlet

>>8137687
doesn't look like shawarma

>>8139042
is this going to be the new meme of 2017?

>>8137762

>>8137312
Looks like a mini griptillian. Thinking of getting that one, but with the sheep's head blade, non serrated.

>>8139354
NO HOMO !

>>8138181
shakshuka I made last night.
Got it just right this time, eggs just barely cooked. The texture contrast with the thick sauce is involuntary-moan-inducing.

>>8139339
its happening

>>8139339
You're about 3 years too late, buddy.

>>8139339
Bubbling away.

>>8139435
Nah, I'm pretty sure this is just like all the other memes. It's been around forever for people in the know, but now it's going mainstream.

>>8138568
I'll be there shortly, kinda lookin' forward to it. This'll be my first time ever really being pretty destitute. I feel like it's a right of passage in a way as pathetic as it is. Just traveled like an animal the past 14 months and overextended myself a bit. Should be interesting to say the least! Fortunately groceries are freakishly cheap where I just moved which gives me a lot more flexibility on what I can buy.

>>8139435
This.

>>8137171
>he made crok pot pulled pork

>>8138181
id never heard of this stuff
sounds like it would be good over some hash browns

spicy pork rinds and homemade guacamole.

just mashed an avocado up with some red onion, lime juice, tomato, and hot sauce. pretty sure there's more to guac than that, but it was tasty enough.

>>8137171
>tortas de porko
It seems like you are even using a regular mexican type of bread called bolillo :)

>>8138292
>key limes
>that salt shaker
>that table cloth

You either are a second generation wetback or a mexican.

>>8137683
That's a big cat.

>>8137174
>tripfag
>gun and knife next to his food
here is the attention you wanted

>>8137979
kek

>>8139613
disgusting

I'm trying to figure out what to make for dinner right now.
I meant to take a whole chicken out of the freezer yesterday, and I forgot. I took it out earlier, but I doubt it will have time to defrost before tonight, so it will be for tomorrow's dinner.
I'll probably have to go to the goddamn store.

>>8139865
Fuck off with your trolling

>>8139476
Israeli recipe. Super simple and filling and cheap. A billion recipes out there, try it out. Also, it would be good over hashbrowns.

>>8139476
>over some hash browns
Fatass.

>>8139873
Update:
After much digging through the pantry, I found some canned salmon and white anchovies. SO, tonight's dinner will be fish cakes with some kind of homemade sauce, arugula salad, and rice pilaf.
I'll roast the chicken tomorrow with root vegetables, and some sauteed spinach and mushrooms.

>>8137171
>MFW that gun and knife are roughly the same price

had some leftover steak with cheddar melted on top, avocado, carrots, and grapes

>>8138181
is this the same as eggs in purgatory?

>>8140331
how much do you weigh?

>>8140065
more like half the value of the gun but I catch your drift m8e

i'm lazy and white.

>>8140398
Yes. As well as balbuljata. All pretty much the same dish.

>>8140399
82kg
1.8m
why do you ask?

>>8137171
A glass of Green Goodness and a banana probably. Might make some oatmeal cookies later though. Or cinnamon rolls, I can't decide.

>>8140449
because it looks like the meal of someone that is trying to lose weight, which presumably you are?

I caught this fish and ate it. It's from Lake Michigan so I'm probably going to die soon. Bye /ck/

>>8141071
shit taste in beer.

fish looks good tho.

Progun!

You still have a stream bro?

>>8141080
Yea idk. Are you just completely against IPAs in general? I like them, but this just tastes like any other one to me. And it was $21 for a 12-pack, so I won't buy it again.

what kind of faggot need to shoehorn his gun into images he posts on 4chan. baby dicked red neck much?

>>8141107
Lib cuck spotted

You literally disgust me

>>8138727
>ramen
>no broth

>>8141107
Amerifags, somewhat insecure about the caliber directly below their belt buckle.

>>8141101
I like hoppy shit. My favorite beer is arrogant bastard, followed closely by daisy cutter.

I just got a thing against lagunitas, I think they make mediocre at best beer for the price and everyone fucking raves about them, especially sumpin' sumpin'.

It's not you it's me anon.

Soljanka, east germany, fuck yeah

>>8137182
>posting pictures of your mom on 4chan

>>8137171
>overpriced tempura shrimp and spring rolls with chili mayo
couldn't afford an actual dish, but it tasted nice

>>8141071
Before your death, what did you use on the fish? Just S&P, herbs and paprika?

>>8141172
for me i like the maccas chicken sandwich the best

Going to ocharleys tonight. Any recommendations?

>>8143749
The filet

>>8139924
*Tunisian

>>8143783
Is it? My mistake then. I read some article that seemed pretty well researched that had the whole history of Shakshuka. But I will have to dig into it myself and find out for sure!

>>8143761
Are you just eating frozen shredded potatoes out of the bag? Jesus fuck man, brown those things a bit.

Tonight was Moroccan spiced roasted chicken and cauliflower "rice" pilaf with harrisa-yogurt sauce.
It was magnificent.

>>8144428
I'd eat that, nice tuning fork.

check em

>>8144437
Hey man, that's some vintage mid-century flatware.
(Not like that matters to anyone but me, though.)

>>8138727
looks nummy.

>>8141071
nice plate, nice fish. those beans look mushy though. If you didn't, I recommend steaming them over the rice in a rice cooker

why are the guns by the food a thing?