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What are some foods that taste like cock?

>> No.8136850

cock is flavorless you fucking idiot

>> No.8136851

Indian good reminds me of smelly cock and tonsil stones.

>> No.8136855
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8136855

>>8136850

Tastes like sweat, musk and a mixture of precum and piss actually.

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8136867

100% pure cock bouillon

>> No.8136886

>>8136844
That dude is atrocious. He's slouching so much he's probably fucked up his spine, his nipples are weird, his cock is obviously not that big so I don't know why he's emphasizing it, and his face looks like he's never had a thought more complex than "me want eat."

Also he's doing the male equivalent of a duckface thinking it makes him look sexy, and not like a dumb asshole. And who the fuck wears jeans with holes in the knees anymore?

>> No.8136892

>>8136844
take a dry shitake (a japanese) mushroom and put it in your mouth.

it sounds like im taking the piss but try it.

>> No.8136895

>>8136886
lmao someone is jealous

>> No.8137049

>>8136886
how fat are you

>> No.8137058

>>8136895
>>8137049
They're right though. Even with photoshop he looks like shit.

>> No.8137071

>>8136867
/thread

>> No.8137073

>>8137058
And yet you're the virgin and he's not.

>> No.8137075

>>8136855
You should ask him to wash his dick before sucking it.

>> No.8137102

>>8137075
But then it tastes like nothing. or soap

>> No.8137121

>>8136844
Probably something with parm on it.

I don't know what else smells like a sweaty armpit next to an asshole.

>> No.8137249

>>8136844
Jarlsberg cheese.