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8128248 No.8128248[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hello, I'm a traditional Irish chef. I moved to America a few years ago and often miss my homeland. However one thing I could take with me was my love of Irish cooking. Potatoes, cabbage, you name it. I'll cook it. Every month i get together with friends and make a traditional Irish meal for them. Irish beef stew is my favorite meal to make.

>> No.8128259

>>8128248


Have you ever actually been to Ireland?

>> No.8128261

>>8128259
As I said, I lived in Ireland most of my life.

>> No.8128270

>>8128248

Lay it on us OP, I'd love to see some of your cooking.

>> No.8128271

>>8128261
>As I said, I lived in Ireland most of my life.

That is quite obviously untrue, so as I asked, gave you ever been there?

>> No.8128272

>>8128261

Don't you ever wonder what Ireland is like? As a native American you should probably take a trip over there to experience Irish cooking.

>> No.8128280

>>8128270
Alright i could upload some photos

>>8128271
I lived there most of my life

>>8128272
I have lived there most of my life

>> No.8128293

>>8128280

Contrary to popular belief, bars are not considered diplomatic regions of Ireland, therefore setting foot in a bar does not mean you've actually been to Ireland.

>> No.8128296

>>8128280

You revealed your OP that you're as Irish as a Mexican jumping bean. Now once again, and try to tell the truth this time... Have you ever actually been to Ireland?

>> No.8128303

>>8128293
Born and raised in Ireland

>>8128296
I grew up in Ireland and spent most of my life there

>> No.8128311

>>8128303

Obvious troll is obvious.

Closest you've been to Ireland is a plastic paddy parade in your hometown, which I strongly suspect is in the USA.

Stereotypes will only get you so far bucko, and only if you use them with a modicum of sense.

>> No.8128323

what the fuck is going on here

>> No.8128333

>>8128323

An Anon is pretending to be Irish for some reason.

>> No.8128334

>>8128311
Wtf I swear I'm Irish and lived there for 25 years

>> No.8128341

>>8128334

And it's perfectly clear to anyone whose been there for longer than a fortnight's holiday that you're talking out of your arse when you say that.

>> No.8128346

>>8128341
You don't know my life, I do. I was born and raised in dublin

>> No.8128353

>>8128303
Post a vocaroo senpai

>> No.8128355

>>8128333
It looks more like a guy samefagging this weird series of posts.

>> No.8128356

>>8128346

Shite.

>> No.8128360

>>8128346
That's an obvious lie. No human children have been born in Dublin since 1989.

>> No.8128365

>>8128353
Why?

>>8128356
Im telling you the honest truth right hand to God

>>8128360
That's just not true I was born there

>> No.8128367

Alright OP, we're gonna need a vocaroo, like >>8128353 said.

>> No.8128368

>>8128355

Well it's me calling him on his bullshit, and I'm not him.

His first post is a dead give away that he's as Irish as Kunta Kintae... I'm just amused by his protestations and failure to realise his mistake(s).

>> No.8128374

>>8128367
Why?

>>8128368
You're the fool I was honestly born in Ireland you're being an idiot

>> No.8128375

>>8128365
>>8128374
To see if you have an Irish accent

>> No.8128376

>>8128365
>he doesn't get the reference
Obviously not Irish, then. Had you gotten the joke, I'd have acquiesced, but you hadn't and so, it's obvious that you're about as Irish as Empress Michiko.

>> No.8128377

>>8128374

It's as clear as fucking day that you've never been near Ireland you daft cunt. Now stop making a bloody eejit of yourself.

>> No.8128378

>>8128368
Even if he is fake, you're just taking his bait. What's the point?

Both sides of the conversation are jerking themselves off right now.

>> No.8128382

>>8128376
Actually, Michiko is definitely more Irish than OP.
She's been to Ireland, studied Irish history, speaks a little Irish and was educated by Irish nuns.

>> No.8128385

>>8128365
there's where you slipped up. Irish people swear to the virgin mary.

>> No.8128388

>>8128375
I do have one

>>8128376
Just because I don't get your stupid reference doesn't mean I'm not Irish, I am

>>8128377
I am Irish! I was born and raised there I'm serious

>>8128378
It's not fake I am Irish

>>8128382
I was born and raised in Ireland

>>8128385
I was born and raised unite land no lie

>> No.8128391

>>8128378

That point I must concede. It just amusing that anyone would want to do it.

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>>8128365
>honest to god
filthy protestant scum detected

>> No.8128397

This reminds of this time I had dinner with my corworkers. I make a rule of not socializing with coworkers, and I should not have broken it. This may take 2 posts, it was THAT bad.

6 coworkers met at someone's house under the pretense of "Irish stew". I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to come). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.

The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me, "Please, no talk about politics. PLEASE not today". I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country, and he got very argumentative so I just dropped it.

I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and "cooler" if I had some alcohol. It was pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show.

Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner, and that is when the fun started.

He made "Irish stew" with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling others that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion, and water, and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and other ingredients would not be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not Irish stew.

We started eating and someone asked me about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn't like it I could "get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me".

>> No.8128398

>>8128388
*in Ireland

>>8128391
For the last time im tellling you I'm Irish

>> No.8128403

>>8128397
I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more.

The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew into a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his "take" on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm.

He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck. He was literally screaming in my face and had his fist up in a threatening manner.

I told him I would call the cops if he hit me. He then told me to get out and take my "fucking juice and shit bread" with him. A second loaf was still in the oven with 7 minutes left, and I said I wasn't leaving until it was cooked and I could take it.

He shouted at me to leave or he would call the cops ON ME (imagine) and then threw the bread out of the oven on the ground. I was shaking with emotions and told the group that I enjoyed my time with them but I couldn't say the same about the host.

It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today, because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch tomorrow, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person.

Any other stories of hosts from hell? People who cannot act respectful towards others in their own home should not have dinner parties.

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>> No.8128417

>>8128406
Stop

>> No.8128425

>>8128398
>For the last time im tellling you I'm Irish

And for the last time I'm telling you that you're an extremely obvious liar.

Now, this can go on all week or you can put up some of your pretend Irish recipes and we can all laugh at your poor grasp of reality.

>> No.8128426

>>8128403
>(they are unmarried but live together)

holy kek I love this pasta. You can just picture the fedora on this hypothetical persons head.

>> No.8128437

>>8128425
Fine I will post some of my recipes to prove this to you

I swear I'm irish

>> No.8128439

>>8128397
>>8128403
Appropriate pasta since we've obviously got Irish Faux Guy here this evening.

>> No.8128441

>>8128437

You do that Hank.

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8128455

>>8128441
Potato leek and chicken pie I made last week

>> No.8128459

>>8128455

Jaysus, as Oirish as Liffey water!

>> No.8128473

>>8128459
I can't believe I'm being ganged up on for no reason
I was born and raised in Ireland
This is ridiculous

>> No.8128484

Look, to be frank Anon, after your OP, there is nothing that you could say, do or swear that would convince me or anyone from, or having spent any time in Ireland that you had any more than a very cursory knowledge of the country and that largely built upon (mistaken) stereotypes.

Lurk moar on Irish threads.

>> No.8128487

>>8128455
Was it any good?

>> No.8128491

>>8128248

D'ya lyke dags?

>> No.8128499

>>8128271
How does someone prove that? Do you want the guy to post a photo of him in Ireland next to a sign or some shit?

The fuck is this god damn meme.

>> No.8128501

>>8128473
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.8128502

For my Irish bros (OP obviously not included), what was the name of that cookery programme with the guy cooking things then climbing mountains and shit? Can't recall.

>> No.8128503

>>8128484
You're a fool I was born and raised in Ireland it's funny how you're all so convinced when you're completely wrong

>>8128487
It was delicious

>>8128491
Yes

>>8128499
Thank you

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8128509

I can't even tell who's trolling who in this thread.

Do irish fags really have such a strong no true scottsman mentality? Is OP actually irish? Is OP intentionally trolling? Is OP getting trolled? So many questions, but this thread is thread of the week for me. I'm losing all my keks over here.

>> No.8128510

>>8128499

I'm not sure he could, convincingly, after his opener. It was kinda Obvious

>> No.8128511

>>8128503
Is seafood ever included in what one would call traditional Irish cooking?

>> No.8128514

>>8128509
If he'd just post a vocaroo we'd know,but he's being a Fag so he's obviously some middle class suburban kid from new yawk

>> No.8128524

You know the episode of Simpsons where You is getting deported and he comes off with the patter ending in "the Nye Mets are my favourite squadron"? Well... Op is a little like that.

>> No.8128528

>>8128524

Apu, not you.

>> No.8128532

>>8128388
>unite
YOU'RE FROM THE US YOU LIAR WHY ELSE WOULD AUTOCORRECT GIVE YOU AWAY

>> No.8128535

>>8128502
I am Irish!

>>8128509
This is op I was born and raised in Ireland

>>8128510
I am Irish I can see how my post could be misleading but I am

>>8128511
Yes but it is not a huge part of Irish cooking and used to be cooked more in the past

>>8128514
Fine I will post one if that would help

>>8128524
>>8128528
What?

>> No.8128536

>>8128502
Paddy and the Hershey Highway?

>> No.8128543

>>8128535

Calm down Tex.

>> No.8128545

>>8128532
What would that even give away?

>> No.8128553

>>8128514
Bastinn, more likely.
People over there are about as Irish as a burrito yet love to tell you about just how Irish they really are and love """"""""""""""traditional"""""""""""""" Irish foods like corned beef and cabbage and Shamrock Shakes™.

>> No.8128560

>>8128543
Stop

>>8128553
I am from Ireland

>> No.8128563

>>8128535
Read the first paragraph of The Hobbit

>> No.8128571

>>8128563
I've read it

>> No.8128573

>>8128261
CEO is that you?

>> No.8128580

>>8128560

Whatever we you want us to believe, Bubba.

I'll just throw another sod o' turf on the fire, put my 23 children to bed under the thatch and listen in awe to your tales of moving to Amerikay and cooking traditional scran for the cowboys and girls.

>> No.8128593

>>8128580
You're a bully seriously I was born in Ireland you wasted your time

>> No.8128595

>>8128580
>not getting your children to put the turf in the fire while slugging whiskey and yelling sexual slurs at your mentally traumatised wife

You're doing it wrong.

>> No.8128604

>>8128571
In the vocaroo you silly

>> No.8128607

>>8128248
>Potatoes, cabbage, you name it.

I think you've already named all of it.

>> No.8128613

>>8128593

I've made no secret of the fact that I believe the closest you've come to Ireland is being allowed to sniff your mum's glass after she's had a wee Bailey's.

However I didn't doubt your sexuality until that post, tell me mo cara, do you sit down to pee?

>> No.8128619

>>8128607

He forgot the Aberakebabra group.

>> No.8128632

from italy here, but I had corned beef and cabbage for lunch, so I guess i'm irish, too!! (:

>> No.8128634 [DELETED] 

>>8128613
Fuck off I am Irish you're a bad person

>> No.8128639

>>8128634

Aye, dead on Ellie-Mae.

>> No.8128645 [DELETED] 

>>8128639
Stop

>> No.8128654

>>8128645

Sure thing Ma'am!

>> No.8128659 [DELETED] 

>>8128654
Don't call me that

>> No.8128661

>>8128659

Why shucks little lady, I didn't mean nothin' by it.

>> No.8128668 [DELETED] 

>>8128661
Stop please

>> No.8128672

>>8128668

Sure thing, jus' let me woaaaaah this ole horse of mine.

>> No.8128681 [DELETED] 

>>8128672
Horse?

>> No.8128691

>>8128681

Tell you what, why don't you just mosey down to the chuck wagon and rustle us all up a mess of that traditional Irish cookin' like you get in your homeland.... With beans.

>> No.8128699 [DELETED] 

>>8128691
What would you like me to make

>> No.8128707

>>8128699

Something that'll make me Riverdance.

>> No.8128711

>>8128296
Just STFU you little bitch.

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>>8128707
I have just the thing

>> No.8128719

>>8128711
>Just STFU you little bitch

You'd swear you'd just left Ringsend Tech yesterday!

>> No.8128736

Go potato famine yourself, OP

>> No.8128739 [DELETED] 

>>8128736
Stop

>> No.8128800

very very very good thread me lads

>> No.8128804 [DELETED] 

>>8128800
I am irish

>> No.8128807

It amused me.

I just hope I haven't offended that young American girl who was pretending to be Irish.

>> No.8128811

>>8128804
me too desu, what are some typically irish things you like doing?

>> No.8128815

>>8128804

So's CJ Stander.

>> No.8128830 [DELETED] 

>>8128807
Stop I am Irish you're a jerk

>>8128811
I grew up doing a lot of hurling

>> No.8128831

>>8128811
starving to death and being illiterate

>> No.8128842

>>8128830
>Stop I am Irish you're a jerk

I haven't heard the word jerk in this context before, foes it derive from the gaelige?

>> No.8128851

>>8128831

I was gonna say, drinkin', ridin' and talkin' the pish outta clampits on 4 chan.. But you're not wrong.

>> No.8128856

>>8128830
i've lived in ireland for 4 years before and not once have I heard a single soul say the word Jerk to describe a man. i've heard plenty of cunts and wankers. a few slags and pikeys, but never jerk. what's your game lad?

>> No.8128865 [DELETED] 

>>8128856
I'll admit I heard it the first time when I moved to America I am Irish though

>> No.8128884

>>8128865

Only Irish in you is the Jameson's yer da fed ye before busting yer star.

>> No.8128891 [DELETED] 

>>8128884
I grew up in Ireland

>> No.8128897

>>8128865
my question is: why do you care so much about everyone thinking you're Irish, when you're posting on an anonymous image board. You could've asked for Irish food recipes, perhaps gotten a little shitposting, but then you'd have a real thread going. instead you wasted most of it on incessantly repeating a statement you can't actually prove and getting triggered when the rest of these cocksuckers call you bubba

>> No.8128902

>>8128891

Yes Billy-Bob, the Ireland in your head.

>> No.8128910

>>8128897

Should it be O'Bubba?

>> No.8128918 [DELETED] 

>>8128897
I'm insulted that nobody believes that I'm Irish I actually am Irish . I grew up in Ireland and I'm visiting there this year . It's insulting and everyone is wrong I don't get why it's so unbelievable that I'm Irish

>>8128902
>>8128910
Stop I am Irish

>> No.8128920

>>8128918
>I don't get why it's so unbelievable that I'm Irish

And that, Cletus, is the first thing you've said tonight that I know is true.

>> No.8128930

>>8128842
>you're a jerk
Fuck off, no Irishman uses septic talk, how is life in Boston?

>> No.8128935

>>8128918
why are you that thin-skinned you unbelievable cunt. we're on an anonymous board on an anonymous website. not only does nobody believe you but nobody cares even if we did.

>> No.8128939 [DELETED] 

>>8128920
Stop that

>>8128930
I already said I learned that word when I moved form Ireland to usa

>>8128935
Wel you're all wrong I was born and raised in Ireland

>> No.8128946

>>8128939
I don't even know why we keep replying to you anymore. I'm not sure if you're a troll who is doing this for (You)'s or a newfag who genuinely doesn't know how things work on this website. It's baffling.

>> No.8128948

>>8128939>Wel you're all wrong I was born and raised in Ireland

Sho' you was pardner

>> No.8128949

>>8128939
>I already said I learned that word when I moved form Ireland to usa

Whats the name of the mashed tatty dish and onions?

>> No.8128963

>>8128248
I believe that OP is Irish. Prove me wrong.

>> No.8128966

>>8128963

Fuck off OP.

>> No.8128971 [DELETED] 

>>8128946
That's your problems you guys can't accept the fact that I am telling the truth. You're so dumb for not realizing that it's not that unbelievable that I was born in Ireland

>>8128948
I was as I told you many times

>>8128949
Champ

>>8128963
Do you really ? Thank you
>>8128966
Not me

>> No.8128978

Full five minutes to google champ.

I thought they had good schools in America?

>> No.8128980

>>8128971
>Champ
Thats Northern Irish.

>> No.8128982 [DELETED] 

>>8128978
>>8128980
I've been familiar with it my whole life thank you

>> No.8128986

>>8128980

Meh. I'm not him and I wouldn't argue over that.

There are a couple of other things he could have called it too and not been wrong... In fact they'd arguably have been more convincing.

But the twat's no more Irish than Telly Savalas. Good fun though.

>> No.8128993

>>8128982

Yer Ma's familiar with "it" alright.

>> No.8128995

Not sure what I expected coming into this thread but it truly is god awful.
Good job guys

>> No.8128997

>>8128995

I just cannot understand anyone pretending to be Irish. Weird shit.

Entertaining.

>> No.8129010 [DELETED] 

>>8128986
I am Irish I was born and raised in Ireland

>>8128993
Stop

>>8128995
We could have had a good thread but I'm being trolled

>>8128997
I'm not pretending to be Irish I'm telling the truth you guys are messing with me

>> No.8129039

>>8129010

Ballix.

>> No.8129055

>>8128593
>calling someone a bully on 4chan
>on the cooking board no less
Ohhhh boy

>> No.8129064

Fuck me, (s)he took that bad.

>> No.8129065

>>8128397
>>8128403

Beat me to it.

>> No.8129068 [DELETED] 

>>8129039
>>8129055
>>8129064
Fuck you guys I'm seriously Irish now leave me alone

>> No.8129073

>>8129068

Lying cunt.

>> No.8129077

>>8129068

You're seriously not. Nor even a convincing facsimile.

>> No.8129078 [DELETED] 

>>8129073
I'm not lying this is my life I'm talking about

>> No.8129079 [DELETED] 

>>8129077
I am irish

>> No.8129082

>>8129078
>I'm lying this is my life I'm lying about


FTFY - Now tell me where your frosted lucky charms are.

>> No.8129086

>>8129079

You are my arse.

>> No.8129088 [DELETED] 

>>8129082
Fuck off I'm actual Irish
What if someone was telling you you're not who you actually are?

>>8129086
Stop

>> No.8129097

>>8129068
Hey fagwad, listen. Even if you are Irish -- why would it be okay for you to make a goddamn blog post about being Irish here?
Was this your autistic way of trying to get a discussion going about Irish cuisine as if we'd even want to do that?

I make potatoes all the time, but I'm pretty sure no one gives a shit. You should learn some cynicism.

>> No.8129103

>>8129088

I reckon you once watched Darby O'Gill & The Little People up to the bit with the banshee, when you ran away and hid.

You probably use Irish Mist soap too.


Apart from that, some if those boys in the boats coming outta Syria would pass for locals easier than you.

>> No.8129112

>>8129088
At what point do you think anyone is actually gonna believe you?
You've gotten quite a bit of replies already...

>> No.8129115 [DELETED] 

>>8129097
We could have had a good discussion going about Irish cuisine. I am Irish and from Ireland

>>8129103
I am from Ireland

>>8129112
When you guys realize how ridiculous you guys are.

>> No.8129122

>>8129115
>We could have had a good discussion going about Irish cuisine. I am Irish and from Ireland

We could, I've discussed it with foreigners before. But you came on with a very obviously fake initial assertion in order to create a wind-up thread, ye gas man

>> No.8129130

This is the strangest thread I've ever read. Is /ck/ always like this? Why does it even matter if he is Irish? Why would he lie? Why would you care if he's lying? OP seems like the more reasonable one here considering no one's even said why he's so un-Irish.

>> No.8129140 [DELETED] 

>>8129122
No I am actually Irish and from Ireland

>>8129130
Thank you

>> No.8129146

Cabbage is my favorite vegetable, am I the only one that feels this way?

>> No.8129149

>>8129130

The OP is just so patently absurd that bears play. His intent was also patently to wind, as he'd have fucked off long ago otherwise.

>> No.8129155

>>8129140

Your lies make baby Jebus cry.

>> No.8129170

What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball game? The Ny Mets are my favourite squadron.

I'm an American chef I like traditional American food like hominy, baked possum and collard greens. Every month I get together with friends and make a traditional American meal for them. American Rogan Josh is my favourite meal to make..... I'm American, so I am

>> No.8129175

>>8129170
"baked possum"
Are you truly American, good sir?

>> No.8129177 [DELETED] 

>>8129146
It is one of my favorite

>>8129149
I'm trying to prove I'm actully Irish

>>8129155
I'm not lying

>>8129170
Stop

>> No.8129181 [DELETED] 

>>8129175

As apple sir!

>> No.8129188

>>8129177
>I'm trying to prove I'm actully Irish

You've proved beyond all shadow of doubt that you are not.... me bucko.

>> No.8129193

>>8129175

As Apple Pie sir....

>> No.8129196

>>8129181
Well then, time to commence with the festivities!

What shall it be for you, a cold apple cider, or perhaps a chilled Buzz Light?

>> No.8129203

>>8129196

I'll have a Pabst Red Ribbon!

And tip some more tea into the harbour will you?

>> No.8129218 [DELETED] 

>>8129188
Well I am actually Irish

>> No.8129239

>>8129218
>Well I am actually Irish

We both know that's not true and if you'd any real interest in pretending to be Irish you'd have made the OP at least vaguely credible.

It's better than the "I'm Italian so I love 'za" threads I'll grant you, but not much.

>> No.8129241 [DELETED] 

>>8129239
Well jokes on you cause I was born and raised in ireland

>> No.8129246

>>8129241

We could probably sort this out rather easily, but you are do obviously not Irish that there seems little point.

But make the most of it, tomorrow this will be as original and as fun as the "Well done, with ketchup" threads.

>> No.8129253

>>8128271
You're fucking retarded, and also an asshole.

>> No.8129261

>>8129253
>You're fucking retarded, and also an asshole.

Fine old Irish insults there. You're a true son of the bog fer shure

>> No.8129262 [DELETED] 

>>8129246
Stop I am actually Irish

>>8129253
Thank you

>> No.8129267 [DELETED] 

>>8129261
Wasn't me

>> No.8129273

>>8129262

Yes, yes... You're Irish. I'm Irish, everybody's Irish.... On St. Patrick's Day!

>> No.8129277

>>8129267

Course not!

>> No.8129283 [DELETED] 

>>8129273
I'm actully Irish and was born in Ireland

>> No.8129285

>>8129177
>I'm trying to prove I'm Irish
Post your birth certificate or am ID of some kind. Cover important info on the document with your hands or cardstock, like your name and what not. Them take a picture using self timer.

If you can't do this then don't expect is to just believe you're from Ireland.

I could come on here and say I'm posting from a cave in the middle east but that doesn't make it so.

>> No.8129286

>>8129261
I'm not op, just was calling you for what you were.

>> No.8129294
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>>8129170
>American Rogan Josh
Oh god holy shit

>> No.8129295

>>8129283

Nah.

>> No.8129299 [DELETED] 

>>8129285
When I get home I will post my birth certificate

>>8129295
I am

>> No.8129303

>>8129299
Man you sure are conveniently not at home.

>> No.8129305

>>8129286

Yeah sure. Are you going to drip like the scabs on a five quid whore's cunt too?

>> No.8129312 [DELETED] 

>>8129303
Not really it could have put and end to all this. I will be home in 12 hours and I can prove it then I'll keep the thread alive so I can prove it

>> No.8129315

>>8129299
>When I get home I will post my birth certificate

When I get home I'll post half a dozen, I'm Irish, Guatemalan, German, Martian, Australian & Spanish. 4 Real.

>> No.8129321

>>8129312

No. You can't.

Nor for that matter can I prove that you're not, but to anyone with more than a passing knowledge of this country it is obvious and gas been since you started the thread.

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>>8128248
>the autism in this thread

>> No.8129342

"I'm so Irish I'll dox myself"

A Kerryman, so?

>> No.8129343

>>8128248

>Potatoes, cabbage, you name it.

Made me laugh

>> No.8129364 [DELETED] 

>>8129315
Ok you joke but it's not funny

>>8129321
Well that's funny cause I am actually Irish and I will prove it to you

>> No.8129370

>>8129364
>Well that's funny cause I am actually Irish and I will prove it to you

No, no you won't.

>> No.8129395 [DELETED] 

>>8129370
Yes I will you will see

>> No.8129413

>>8129395

Not possible Mustapha mucker.

I don't know where you're from, but it ain't round here. Nearly time for my breakfast cabbage!

>> No.8129415

>>8129315
Do it so I can report you for identity theft

>> No.8129435

For me my favorite irish food is the McChicken.

>> No.8129441

>>8129415

But I'm really all of them, you'll see!

>> No.8129444 [DELETED] 

>>8129413
I am from ireland

>> No.8129447

>>8129435

In Ireland it's the O'Chicken

>> No.8129449

>>8129444

You might very well be.

But OP's not!

>> No.8129465 [DELETED] 

>>8129449
I am op I was born in Ireland

>> No.8129471

>>8129465
Nope.

>> No.8129491

>>8129321
With the typos, man...

>> No.8129503 [DELETED] 

>>8129471
I was

>> No.8129570 [DELETED] 

bump

>> No.8129615

OP, for the love of fuck, stop feeding the trolls.
Just ignore them and talk about your food.
Give us some good Irish recipes for Lamb!!

>> No.8129623 [DELETED] 

>>8129615
Now this I can do!

>> No.8129627

>>8128248
Tradional Irish stew.
Add in any amount to pot: potato carrot onion cabbage and beef.
Cover with beer and water.
season with salt and pepper.
set heat to low.
drink entire bottle of Jameson.
wake up in a daze and eat directly from the pot.

>> No.8129715

>>8129627
Until this thread, I had no idea there were really this many bad irish jokes. How oddly specific of everyone involved, really.

>> No.8129825

>>8129203
americans are so weird sometimes. I've never heard of making your tea with saltwater before. And here I thought your sweet tea was zany.

>> No.8129835

>>8129342
he's got the brains down, at least.

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>"I am op and I was born and raised in Ireland for 25 years you guys are ridiculous"

>> No.8130029

OP, if you want to prove you're Irish post some pictures of yourself from being in Ireland.

>> No.8130030

>>8130029

Better yet, post some local slang. Anyone Irish here will be able to corroborate it.

>> No.8130052

>>8128403
HAUTISM

>> No.8130082

>>8128248
Top of the morning to ye fampai

>> No.8130499

>>8128248
Is it true that the meat for Irish stew used to marinate for up to a month?

>> No.8130532

>>8128248
>cabbage
Confirmed for "American Irish" pleb

>> No.8130578

why is this thread still a thing???

>> No.8130768 [DELETED] 

>>8128248
Syop

>> No.8130898

I remember some amazing Irish dish my parents made once on St Patrick's day, it had beef, cabbage and potatoes. I think they cooked it in beer in a slow cooker.

We ate it with mustard and it was heavenly, but for the life of me I can't find what it was called or any way to reconstruct it.

Have any ideas that could help me out, OP?

>> No.8130900

>>8130898
Sounds like a pretty basic stew.

>>Have any ideas that could help me out, OP?
Sure. Contact your parents and ask them.

>> No.8130908

>>8130900
the beef had a very interesting, unique flavor and texture if it helps, and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't remember if I asked desu

>> No.8130912

>>8130908
>and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't remember if I asked

What's the harm in trying? Worst case they don't remember. No harm done.

>> No.8130918

>>8130898
Probably corned beef you dumbshit.

>> No.8130938

>>8130918
So that's what it was.
That was the only time I ever ate corned beef so I never knew what it was called.

>> No.8130973

>>8130938
It's THE stereotypical St. Patricks day food, corned beef and cabbage.

>>8130499
Again, corned beef. Only takes a week but you can leave it for as long as you want. And it's not a marinade it's actually a brine you're pickling the meat.

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8130994

/ck/ meetup in Ireland when?
We'll imbibe some pints.

>> No.8131317

>>8129305
You aren't getting it man, I'm not the Irish OP. I'm just passing by to tell you to go fuck yourself.

>> No.8131328

>>8128248
The only Irish dish I've made is a stew using Lamb(or beef), potatoes, some brown gravy mix, and generous amounts of thyme, rosemary, etc. I just don't really like cabbage so I am reluctant to put it in things.

>> No.8131329

>>8128248
>irish
>cooking

your food is even worse than the brits

>> No.8131627 [DELETED] 

>>8128248

>> No.8131647

>>8128248
>Potatoes, cabbage, you name it.
you just did

>> No.8131682

Tfw I can't meme over this thread

>> No.8131707

I'm getting outta here guys

>> No.8132596

>>8128248

>> No.8132868

Well this certainly was an disappointing thread. I was hoping I could get cookbook recommendation for general irish cuisuine but apparently OP was about as irish as Cromwell.

>> No.8133571

>>8131707
Sorry the general population here is shit. Don't let it discourage your culinary endeavors. Good luck.

>> No.8133615

Top O' the mornin' to ya fellow irishmen in this thread. Boyo was thar a buncha of leprachans in my driveway this marnin'
I looooovveee potatos an cabbage boyos

>> No.8133620

Has 'go 'za finally been dethroned as meme?

>> No.8133637

>>8129170
is this what the op comes off as to the average irishman?.... Now i understand where this thread went wrong...

>> No.8135929

>>8135209

>> No.8135938

This thread is magically delicious.

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>>8129170
>The Ny Mets are my favourite squadron
>The Ny Mets

>> No.8135996 [DELETED] 

>>8128248

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>potatoes, cabbage
It can be hard finding that kind of specialty produce

>> No.8136248

What produce can you find that's unique in Ireland anyways?

>> No.8137340 [DELETED] 

>>8128248

>> No.8138233

>>8128248
>>8128248

>Irish
>Cuisine

LOL

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>>8128365
>honest to god
>REEEEEEEE
>FUCKING PRODYS GET OFF MY BOARD