/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mentioning anything with Simply Sarah, that whiny 'italian' New York bitch or anything from the last century with gelatine should be seen as a forfeit imho.

>>8105253
example?

>>8105247
If it's good enough for Shane Botwin, it's good enough for me. pic related

>>8105259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

Don't have sauce on the NY cunt. Someone else can deliver.

>>8105268
>all that fucking mayo

>>8105247
>cube the cold pizza and mix with the eggs

You could have made pizza brei, but instead you went with this.

>>8105247

i've done that before. it's good.

>>8105316

go fuck yourself, idiot. cold or reheated pizza is shit. this is just supplementing eggs. faggot.

>>8105316
>brei
fuck off kike

>>8105342
Actually a pretty common word in Germanic languages.

>>8105268
You mean this one? https://youtu.be/c7Md4YR75qU

>>8105310
One tablespoon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

>>8106508
I love that recipe. Such a trainwreck.

>>8105247
this is shit
>take pizza
>scrape off toppings, eat crust if you want or don't, i don't care
>insert toppings into omelet
far superior

>>8105247
This doesn't seem that bad

>>8106508
>those candles

>>8105268
There's something downright enthralling about these V I N T A G E recipes. They're so... bold.

>>8105268

>>8106508
This one is such a fucking ride man, it just escalates.

>>8105260
anon i love you so much

>>8105247
>ruining beautiful cold pizza

>see recipe for "Chicken Spaghetti"
>sounds alright
>see ingredients for sauce
>can of cream of Chicken soup
>sour cream
>jarred salsa
>a shit ton of preshredded "Mexican cheese blend"
Disgusting.

>>8106508
>those fuck-me eyes when she says "taste"

>>8106508

>Buy a cake
>Buy readymade icing
>Buy readymade pie filling
>Mix

Why did they make a video of this?

>>8106081
I think he's talking about the video where she uses a pint of mayo

>>8107035
they made an entire show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q

this thread is great, keep posting terrible cooking videos. they are so hard to find just by searching

>>8106508
Is this lady famous or popular in america?

>>8106508
>>8107052
this feels like satire
>that fancy spray whipped cream

>>8107064
considering she has her own food network show, yeah i'd say so. The name of her show? Semi-homemade. which, as you can guess, is her making shit with prepackaged crap. Even the wikipedia says her show is described as cooking meals with 70 percent prepackaged items and 30 percent fresh ingredients. like that is something to boast about
"Look at how easy this is! now I have even more time to sit around the house and do nothing but drink wine and complain like every woman does"

>>8107072
i wish it was, but sadly >>8107074 is pretty much spot on.

>>8107074
And here's the kicker : She's a multimillionaire from her first marriage, and has been the Governor of New York's girlfriend for years. Yeah. Think about that.

>>8107052
>>8106508
and this woman is considered a chef

>>8107074
They certainly know their audience

>>8107097
definitely not. maybe a cook, but in my mind she is more of a shit assembler than anything.

>>8106508
>hey there is a hole in this cake

>better shove some shit in it!

>>8107089

wifey material

>>8105850
Yeah. Fucking Marie.

>>8105247
Seems like the kind of shit I'd make while super high

>>8107064
She used to be more popular in the mid two thousands, but she's not as well known as other celebrity chefs right now.

>>8106508
I couldn't find it online, but I saw her magazine in the store the other day and opened it up for a quick laugh. Her newest "cake" recipe was to place Oreos around a foam cylinder with frosting as a glue. The "recipe" called for 18 boxes of Oreos and 14 cups of frosting.

>>8105247
DUDE WEEDS LMAO

>>8108552
Go back and take a picture please I need to see this.

>>8107064
If you're in love with alcohol, then you're going to love Aunt Sandy. Her show used to air during the daytime portion of food network back in the 2000s. Basically, she would mix some crap together, make nonalcoholic cocktails for the kids to get them used to drinking, get drunk on cocktails, and show you some decorations that you would never make unless you were just as drunk. You know how people put candy canes on Christmas trees?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI5e72B_eIc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNmOo-SL7H4

>>8105268
That breathing. God fuckimg dammit fix your shit up america

>>8107074
mother left you with your abusive father eh?

>>8106508
It's like watching ja/ck except I want to fuck it.

>>8107024
https://youtu.be/RLMNZ6xY6YY

>>8108552

this >>8108677

Does this count?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJ_7gkORrs

>>8110183
Harambe did not die for this

>>8108552

I need to see this recipe.

>>8105247
that's not that different from a savory french toast though. I don't see what the big deal is.

>>8110256
desu it's really close to a strata, it doesn't sound that disgusting to me

>>8108712
>Jalapeño juice
>In fruit cocktail

>>8110183
lol wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

try Kay on for size

>>8112594

>>8105259
What is spurdo always drinking what brand of energy drink is this?

>>8108552

>18 boxes of Oreos and 14 cups of frosting

I just wanted to let you know that this thread had me in stitches, but your comment made me laugh 10 times harder than everything else.

>>8112594
This may be the worst youtube video I've ever seen

I couldn't take my eyes away from it. Horrible. Everything

>>8113144
Euro Shopper
t. suomi

>>8112594
what the fuck is going on

>>8112594
DELETE THIS

ONLY AMERICANS ARE FAT AND CRINGEY REEEEE!!

>>8113188
juh juh juice juh juh juh juice juice

>>8112594
>that is a 8/10 in Britain

>>8112594
This video had me with rapt attention. It can't be possible it has to he a troll she has to be aware what the hell she is doing. Everyone knows what happens when you cook raw egg what did she expect when she put those meat patties to cook?!?!?!? Has to be fake

>>8112594
Is she the voice actor for Cranny Faggot from that shitty game?

>>8112594
>>8113512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNa_YrCTeuo

>>8112594
JUST
U
S
T

>>8112594
she did a steak

>>8110183
this cant be real

>>8113585
and a wellington

>>8106508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-dyQjg6S-I

>American recipe or video
>TAKE SOME WESSON™ COOKING OIL AND SOME BOB'S FINEST® BURGER SALT AND ADD IT TO THE BUBBA'S CHEESE™ MAGIC MIX®

>>8112594
>Anglo """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>8112594
HOLY FUCK THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY DISGUSTING

>>8106508
http://www.eurweb.com/2010/12/woman-behind-sandra-lee%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98kwanzaa-cake%E2%80%99-explains-debacle/ i only found this out a few weeks ago, idk why i thought she was directly responsible

>>8113592
"wellington"

>>8112594
>>8113577
>>8113585
>>8113592
is this channel for real or is this some kind of a parody or trolling?

>>8113741
It's real dude

>>8113606
I hate it. I think they do it to make advertising or sponsor $$$$.

>>8112594
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyo0JrHc0I

>>8113494
How very dare you this is a 10 every day all day, have you never seen a beautiful woman before?! And with her cookery skills, this one's a real keeper!

>sara told she's straight up dying from being so fat
>goes right back to making pumpkin spice cake and cutting herself a 1 kilogram per serving piece, then topping it with maple glaze and whipped cream

ONE CAN UV...PUKKEN PURREH

dead within 5 years. max.

>>8106508
This is amazing, you don't think she can push the bar higher but she does with every step!

>>8107052
"And Hard"

>>8106957
>BEEF FUDGE

I seen some shit.

>>8106508
I can't even with this. The fuck, man.

>>8112594
>Meat not kneaded
>Way too fucking big
>Meat far too moist
>Way too much egg wash
>No onions or herbs, not even salt or fucking pepper
>No breadcrumbs

1/10

Fucking Anglos, you're the reason everyone thinks White people can't cook

>>8108677
>>8110078
>>8110231
>>8113182
I won't be able to make it back to the store I saw this in any time soon, but I found a picture of the cover. This seems to be smaller than the one inside, which said it would serve 200 people.

>>8113766
I hope for her arteries' sake that this serves at least 16 people. This cannot be for any fewer.

>>8110183
No this does not count. This channel is terrible and should feel bad.

>>8113937
This is hard to believe.

>>8113937

please for the love of god someone find the recipe

>>8107052
>pint of ice cream
>full can of lemon icing
>"will feed 2 to three people"
Murica.

>>8105247

But I only buy proper New York Style Pizza and I don't think this would work with that. Is a loaf of bread with some toppings on it what people consider "pizza"?

>>8106081

Maybe one tablespoon in American measurements.

>>8107064
I'm an American and I've never heard of her. I haven't watched tv in 15 years though. And even then I didn't watch cooking shows on channel 3. My guess is, no, 9/10 Americans couldn't tell you who she is.

>>8107074
>has her own show on food network
> must be famous
What's it like being in your 50's

>>8113937
At very least the oreos are neatly stacked.

>>8107037
Does anyone have a video or sauce on this where she uses a pint of mayo?

>>8110183

>>8115616

I went to her website (here, specifically: http://www.sandralee.com/orange-you-scared/ ) and I think this might just be the extent of the recipe.

>>8113766
see>>8105268

>>8116131

>Stack cookies
>"It's a cake now!"

>>8116150
>http://www.sandralee.com/orange-you-scared
Oh god is it a Sandra Lee thread now? She's a fucking joke, just a godamn alcoholic housewife who sleeps around all day and then makes box-mixed shit for her breadwinner, then got a show doing that shit after sleeping with some producer

she is every 4channer's mother

>>8116131
This is fucking hilarious.

>>8115877
> haven't watched tv in 15 years

patrician of all patricians make way lads

>>8109606
id make cream pies with her

Bumperoo for epic shitshow 'cooking' woman

>>8112594
I'm so sorry I watched that now. I literally want to kill myself.

>women in charge of food

>>8116044
It's this video you mong
>>8105268

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

I plan on getting drunk as fuck tonight, drunk as fuck!

>>8107074
>drink wine
She drinks pure vodka.

>>8113951
implying she has 16 friends

>>8105247
Its actually pretty good, altho people treating it as quality are dumb. I make it when hungover.

You assholes had to know this was coming.

>>8118274

>>8105268

>condensed milk
>sugar
>vinegar
>mayo
>macaroni
>pepper, celery, onion, carrot (I guess she's "watching her figure")

Jesus fucking Christ, no wonder that hamplanet's the size of a fucking obese pregnant manatee, for fuck's sake. How come someone actually thinks that may be a good idea? I bet that shit tastes worse than the fucking rot juice that probably comes out of that fat bitch's cunt. I swear to god nigga.

Yes, I'm raging.

Also, I would also rage over >>8112594 as well but the responses to that shit already represent my opinion on that fucking abomination. Jesus fucking christ man.

>>8112594
meat balls and chips.
fuck me! you can not get any more council house than that.
ultra chav/11

>>8115856
It's so much better with audio.

>>8118274
>average Starbucks custom order

Isn't that like, just savory bread pudding or something?

>>8118456
There's nothing inherently wrong with that concept. But god damn is everything wrong with it in that video.

>>8113585
Ohgodwhatthefuckandotheramazingtales.jpg

Jesus that's absolutely horrifying.

>>8113592
...and that might be even worse.

>>8112594
This is incredibly grotesque

>>8112594
Wonderful british style meatballs just the way grandma used to make em.
satire over, everything in this video needs firebombed.

>>8112594
Every fucking one of her videos is insane. Is this real or just a parody?

>>8118694
LOOK AT HER LAMB CURRY VIDEO

>>8117045
oh
thats pretty bad

>>8106508
That's the first time I've ever seen a recipe that mentioned acorns. Normally they have to be soaked for a really long time before they're edible.

>>8112594
I read that sentence out loud as "try K-On for size", and now K-On music is playing in my head as I watch the video.

>>8113585
>she did a steak
>I Did A Steak

>>8118942
>That's the first time I've ever seen a recipe that mentioned acorns. Normally they have to be soaked for a really long time before they're edible.
Wait apparently they're corn nuts
Why would you put those on a cake
This is like that picture of the Dewritos cupcakes

>>8105268
I like how the video has annotations saying how many calories the ingredients have
if you're making this you dont give a shit about caloric intake

>>8105253
>new York bitch

Would that be Laura Vitale?
She's annoying alright.

>>8110183
This is clearly satire. I bet he doesn't even have a speech impediment irl.

>looking through kay's videos
>see this thumbnail

jesus christ what the fuck happened?

>>8110924
That's the least of my fucking worries with that drink.
I'd be more concerned with getting this drunk bitch to the toilet before she sicks up all over my fucking apartment.

this threads been pure gold

>>8117218
holy shit this is fucking hilarious

>>8120080
Black spidey

>>8118274
this isn't that bad. it's just all sweet stuff. not like she put the ramen seasoning in it

>>8107052
A butter dish is shaped like butter. Brilliant.

>>8112594
>Yuropoors
At least the shit Sara makes looks like it would taste good, dear fucking lord

>>8118730
She looks like a damn hambeast and cooks like a damn hambeast. Hard to tell anon.

>>8118742
>lamb meat
>curry powder
>water
That shit must taste like poverty

>>8118942
The opening theme for K-On is like nails on a chalkboard to me

Looks like a good show though. Is it?

>>8106508

>>8115766

>making a curry
>look a recipe to direct some of my misguided info
>150g of meat
>200g of rice
>maximum 150g of other shit
>feeds 6 people

Christ, India

>>8120619
Aside from the fine slice of life happenings, what really did it for me was the music. If the opening wasn't your taste then that's just your loss. The show itself is pretty good.