/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Ketchup
>Sriracha
>Beans in chili
>Vegan

>enjoys any form of tea

>>8098016

>Puts cream/sugar in coffee

"Allergic" to onions. Or having multiple food "allergies."

>>8098016
>refuses to eat a certain food/type of food just because

Sure sign you're dealing with a child.

>american "food"

>>8098195
Did you mean foreign "food"?

>>8098162
>I like coffee like I like cock, black as the night

>>8098190
Damn, I should dump my dog.

youre all autistic.

>>8098162
Cream is a must if you're drinking good coffee. At least in my opinion

>>8098249
cute pupper

>>8098032
3..2...1..Penguins!

>>8098162
Black coffee just tastes objectively bad

>>8098254
I'm trying to cut down from drinking way too much coffee. Drinking shit pre ground coffee without cream is the only thing that can keep me <2 cups a day

>>8098262
But do you ENJOY the coffee or only drink it to keep you awake

ill sit on your face for a cup of coffee beans

>>8098263
Enjoy it way too much to the point that I get jittery and nervous

>>8098260
I disagree.

>>8098016
>considers any form of meat with a shade of red left in it acceptable to eat

>>8098273
If you like the bitterness, why not enjoy beer?
>>8098268
I think that's the caffeine speaking, not only that, don't you "crash" after drinking too much caffine?

>>8098284
If well done is your taste, might as well eat charred dirt. The meat tastes better when not overcooked.

>>8098288
No meat tastes good when raw.
It's a question of texture.

>>8098291
Tender>Rough

>>8098284
I just died a little inside. Why do some people absolutely insist on ruining every dish they eat? And then proceed to lie and claim they enjoyed it? I guess drowned in steak sauce or whatever might make it almost palatable but did you really pay $25-$80 (steakhouse I grill at, it can go MUCH higher) for the taste of a $5 bottle of A1?? True plebe shit.

>>8098286
I do enjoy beer. You have a point? There can be a lot of complexity in bitterness.

>>8098311
That's fair I suppose, to each their own.
But there are so many options for that bitter taste. Would you even drink coffee if it wasn't for the energy?

>>8098249
would pet/10

>>8098318
What an intriguing question. And I'm not being facetious (for once). I did originally drink coffee for the energy, with lots of milk and sugar. Over the years though, I grew to really appreciate the nuance of a black cup of coffee. Similarly, in my younger days, I only drank beer for the alcohol and later grew to enjoy the taste.

Yes. I would drink coffee now even without the caffeine. But thank you anon for actually making me think about a reply for the first time tonight.

>>8098016
Call me crazy but that actually looks kinda good. I mean medium or rare would be better, of course. But that's probably as good looking of a well done steak as I've ever seen.

>>8098359
Reported, enjoy your ban

>>8098359
Eating food as charred black as that is literally cancer

>>8098249
I had to put my dog down yesterday...

>sugar
>people who eat sugar
>people who defend sugar
>people who think sugar isn't a drug

>>8098371
Did you at least have sex with it before you murdered it?

>>8098371
Down where? Downstairs? Down off the furniture?

>>8098243

>Adding milk and sugar to your coffee to emulate the the taste of your dad's dick

>>8098381
No, he wasn't in the mood

>>8098382
No, silly. Euthanized him.

>>8098026
what's wrong with a delicious homemade ketchup?

>>8098388
Did you do it the proper way innawoods unexpectedly or in a sterile veterinary clinic where your poor doggo was scared and confused in his last moments?

>>8098386
Is his father Willy Wonka or something?

>>8098167

>>8098441
Offing your dog yourself is a meme, and I've seen it too often on several boards lately. it's violent and leaves you with a horrific mess as your final memory with your dog.
The doggo is not scared or confused anymore than usual after a lifetime of going to the vet. Especially if you're there holding it. Just a small injection, and the dog begins to feel sleepy like it has ten thousand times before, and nods off to take a nap while getting rubbed and loved on.

>>8098375
Retarded cunt.

>>8098286
Not all coffee is bitter. I can't stand any degree of bitterness but love most third wave coffee.

>vegan
>vegetarian
>gluten free
>caffeine free
>hummus
>cous-cous
>tofu
>seitan
>almond/soy milk

>>8098309
When has that post said I ever even had steak in my life?

>>8098781
What, you're shitting on hummus? But hummus is delicious!

>doesn't like pineapple in a pizza

>>8098840
Pineapple on pizza is trash

>>8098840
Hawaiian pizza is a disgrace to humanity

>>8098162
civvie spotted

>>8098840

>>8098989
Your face is a disgrace to humanity.

>>8098840
this

>>8098162
only really good coffee is good black. anyone who drinks regular cheap coffee black is just trying to look tough (while steadily destroying their own stomach).

>>8099015
>can't see face

>>8098433

Ketchup is an inferior condiment. It may require a 'little' technical ability to make, but there are other condiments which far surpass it in terms of flavor and pairing. Although it may not seem that way to the majority because they've been raised on ketchup, its become part of the culture. That still doesn't make it good however.

>>8099057
What's your opinion on mustard?

>>8099063

Made fresh it's fantastic. It has a savory depth but still retains a floral aroma. People make the mistake of using too much vinegar in it though which can impart an overpowering presence over the base ingredients. Adding a little radish to mustard can make it pop, I wish more people would do it. Don't touch the pre-made shit in the store, waste of money.

>>8099070
>Made fresh it's fantastic. It has a savory depth but still retains a floral aroma. People make the mistake of using too much vinegar in it though which can impart an overpowering presence over the base ingredients

You just literally described home made ketchup you tool

>halal
>Kosher

>>8098318
Coffee doesn't even give you that much "energy," if you aren't drinking things for the sake of tasting and enjoying them then your doing your life wrong, and that goes to all the retards who drink to get drunk and not to enjoy the complexity of the flavors.

>>8099078

No, I described mustard. Not tomato vinegar-sugar soup.

>>8098016
that's not well done you clown, it's smoked.

>carnivore
>"but bacon is yummy, how can you give it up anon? hehe"
>"aww I love pet dogs, also can I get another packet of nuggets please?"
>Mcdonalds
>KFC

Pic related

>>8098781
>just give me My TENDIES!!!!

>>8099057
what do you base that on?
is it because ketchup is usually sweet or that it's based on tomato? cause tomato can pair up with a lot of things desu.

>>8099715

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I think there's a big distinction between just "tomato" and tomato ketchup. Yes, tomato pairs with many things. But ketchup contains a lot more than just tomato. It often contains sugar, but more importantly it contains vinegar too. The combination of sugar, vinegar, and the tomato is quite a strong flavor. It can easily overpower the taste of the food it is used with/on.

I'm not opposed to ketchup. I use it as a condiment and as an ingredient in cooking. But I do think that one has to be careful how it is used otherwise it totally dominates the taste of whatever you're eating it with. Sometimes that's a good thing if you have shit food and need to make it palatable. It's also good when used with other strong flavors so that the ketchup doesn't dominate. Other times it's not what you want at all.

>>8098016
Hey Jeemy, burn da shit outtaf eet

>>8098190
my uncle actually was allergic to onions

he's dead now

>orders substitutions or any devitations from the menu

>>8099758
this. so much this.
if you don't want to try the combinations of flavours that chefs have visioned, just fucking stay home and eat your own 3 different dishes a month

>>8098190
I love onions, but they fuck up my throat. How to fix?

>>8099998

>tfw caused a chef to go home and blow his brains out when i ordered steak frites but asked for a side salad instead of fries
>no fucks given

>>8099025

Quite possibly the dumbest statement I have ever read on /ck/

>>8098190
allergic to kiwifruits, not missing anything imo

>>8099758
that trigger discipline.

>>8098288
Learn to cook it better. It's like you think if Mario Batali sat on a steak and warmed it with his huge ass cheeks and called it blue rare, it would taste good.

>>8100109
Would it not be horribly overcooked?

>>8099758
>>8099998
I like to add tomatoes to my mcchickens

>>8098831
that's even worse, anon

>>8100209
That Benz has air conditioned seats.

if anything can be utilized in the kitchen, what can a well done steak be good for?????? meat wool? paper wait?

>>8100365
"A well done steak is best suited for scurbing toilets" -Ghandi

>>8098190
I'm allergic to pecan, walnut, and avocado.

>>8099115
Bacon has to be the worst food meme

Though i've never been bothered by the near zealotry of pumpkin spice flavoring during the autumn season

>>8100385
I'm so sorry for your loss of being able to enjoy avocado

>>8100398
Honestly I am so fucking sick of bacon. It's been so commonly used in feel like toilet paper is less abundant. The texture of bacon is rather queer as well

>>8100406
>Wipe away those tears with new Kleenex bacon-scented tissues!

>>8098781
>>gluten free
My grand mother has celiac

>>8098026

>>8098781

not anything close to vegan/vegetarian here, hummus and couscous are delicious.

>You dont like what I like???
>WHAAAAAAAA
This thread.

>>8101037
Waaaaa people are giving their opinions to be collectively thought upon and since I clearly can't handle people disagreeing I chose to complain instead of contributing!!

>>8099110
O noes

>>8101037
>>8101124
Btfo

An unwillingness to try so much as a bite.

Worst case scenario you spit it out. Best case, you find something you love.

>>8101124
Savage

>>8100051
>out to dinner with aunt
>she orders steak frites and a ceaser salad
>it comes as steak frites with a side ceasar
>she is confused as to why there are fries on her plate

>>8098501
This is how all people should die, man.

Fuck this gay ass society where we live in constant fear of dying, just to end up dying due to age. Should be a clean, simple, peaceful process that both the patient and their family is able to go through in peace.

Although, through scientific observations and religious studies, I believe there to be some sort of connection with an intact consciousness and natural death, the whole final burst of DMT while you die. I'm uncertain if a lethal injection may interfere with any potential spiritual experiences one may have upon natural death.

>>8099115
>Well I like people, and people are animals... so I can't eat any more meat now

Your argument is retarded if you even think about it.

>becomes a rabid lunatic if you so much as suggest that you prefer your steak well done

>>8098167
>>8098449

Biggest red flag for me was

>OMG! THIS PEPPER IS SO SPICY!!!!!!
>That's a bell pepper...
>OMG I KNOW ITS SO SPICY

And that was the only date we went on.

>>8101310
Made me laugh pretty hard.

>>8100561
why did they use a bottle of ketchup that's been sawn in half and stuck back together?

>>8098501
>>8101259
When we put my dog down we had the vet come out to us. My dog fell asleep for the last time to my gentle caress.
I miss her ;_;

>>8098371
Im sorry anon, just know his suffering is done

>>8101874
I don't know

>>8098032
Tea isnt bad.

>>8101310
>That's a bell pepper...
>OMG I KNOW ITS SO SPICY

>>8098026
I always put beans in my vegan chili.

>>8103007
You're supposed to put beans in chili.
Not putting beans in your chili is like dipping your steak in ketchup. Not to be done among polite company and makes you look like a child.

>>8103051
It's not called beens and chili. It's called chili.

>>8103584

It's not called beef and chili. It's called chili.

>>8103590
Beef not necessary

Picky eating is a major red flag. if someone is a picky eater they will never eat complex meals you make with love or give you oral.

>>8098781
I was with you until almond milk.

Almond milk is absolutely delicious, has like 10 times the nutrients of regular milk, isn't full of puss and hormones and isn't damaging the environment.

Almond mill > all other milk.

>picks anything off of their food
If you do this, you are a child. Eat the food how it was prepared or go home and eat your dinosaur nuggets.

>>8103976
This

Could genuinely never date a picky eater. Think about how much of dating a grill actually revolves around taking her out for food- it's a fucking lot.

>vegan
>well done
>ketchup
>Sriracha or other memesauces
>"omg I love Mexican food!"
>Mexican food in general which is only liked by Americans because their own food is so shit that trash on the street is heavenly by comparison
>salts and/or peppers the food after it's been served to him
>"Oh no I don't like X ingredient because my shitty boomer parents fed me trash with it all my childhood so I won't try this proper dish which has it"
>takes coffee over tea
>x-free
>any spiritual bullshit, especially eastern, in the food
>American meme-like obsession with bacon
>puts down the knife to use the fork or viceversa
>picks bits off his food like a child

>>8103976
Hey fuck you buddy, I'm a "picky eater" because people throw boiled pasta in with some cheap cheese and ketchup in the microwave and call it a dinner, then call me a picky eater for not liking that trash. If the food is made well I'll eat just about anything, but that doesn't factor into people's criteria for "picky eater".

>>8098781
>pretending you've had good cous-cous

>>8103993
> liking almond milk when almonds ain't even got titties
Nut shill pls go

>>8103993
Yeah it just takes gallons upon gallons of water to get like a single oz but sure its good for the environment

>>8105406
what's with the sriracha backlash? it's a good hot sauce but just because it's a meme /ck/ hates it now?

>>8105438
Water is everywhere, idiot. Who cares?

>>8098190
>gluten intolerant

>>8103976
Go fuck yourself. People eat tons of shit in this world that you wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.

I can eat onions and peppers by themselves, but for the most part they ruin almost anything you put them in. And people say "oh you won't even taste it". Bitch, how do you think I knew I didn't like it?

I'll try almost anything once, but you can't make me like it. I've eaten brains and that shit tasted exactly as bad as it smelled.

>>8101232
kek did she think she was ordering steak?

>>8105438
Wat?

Why don't you look up how to make homemade almond milk and stop being a retard

>>8101310
this is my grandma
she has 0 taste buds left but somehow she can detect capsaicin in parts per gorillion

>>8101310

I know bell peppers are 0 on the scoville scale, but do they have any capsaicin at all that could make this story even remotely plausible?

>>8105468
You are legitimately human trash if you don't like onions.
How the fuck even can you not like onions? They're in practically everything savory.
You shouldn't even be on a board about food if you don't like onions.
This better fucking be bait.

>>8105527
yes
my gf is actually allergic to capsaicin and can't have bell peppers

>>8105443
You're fucking retarded

>>8100398
God, how can anyone stand to go to that shithole?

>>8105468
Theres a difference between not eating onions which are universally accepted and stuff like grasshoppers and fermented maggot bread which are just memes people had to subside on to live and now pretend its part of the culture. Not eating the latter doesn't make you a picky eater, it makes you a normal person. Taste is not subjective. If you are made ill by onions you need to go to the hospital to get checked for some kind of allergy or mental disorder.

>>8099025
Coffee is inversely linked with Esophageal and Stomach cancer fool, not the other way around.

>>8099998
>implying I'm not showing off my personal rapport with the owner ordering it how he wants to make it but plebs won't stomach
Gimme that butter chicken the way you make it for your family and not dumb fucking crackers, Amritpal.