/ck/ - Food & Cooking

DO YOU MEAN SODIUMCHLORIDE??!!

>"can you make my food gluten free?"

Half of the people who ask this are diabetics who dont understand the difference between glucose and gluten

The other 40 percent are trend diet fags only 10 percent legit have celiac disease

>>8085923
Coeliac.

>>8085923
>is this [thing that is clearly not made from gluten-containing grains] gluten free?

i fucking hate the people who don't even know what gluten is trying to hop on a dietary trend for no reason

>>8085928

>>8085928
t. Nigel Spiffington

>"I'm not sure what I want, ask the cook to surprise me."

Is there a more comfy feeling? I love when people do this

>>8085928
>"we have a coupon"
>coupon is from del taco
>i work at taco bell
>"isnt it all the same?"

Why do people do this

>>8085923
>celiac disease
I think you mean meme disease

>>8085961

Can i not eat my 'go' za if i get that?

>>8085940
Do people actually do this? Or is this just a ratatouille meme

>>8085981

Probably happens once a month to me, usually it's some guy or (more commonly) a woman who thinks they are above our menu

>>8085923
whenever my sister eats anything with gluten in it she gets explosive diarrhea

>>8086047

Did she have her gallbladder removed? Same thing happens to my brother, I feel legit bad for him

>>8085923
I actually met a grill who had a mild gluten allergy once. She was in my class in Uni for a semester and she went with my friends and I on a dinner out.

When we asked her what it was like she explained she could not understand what the people doing gluten free diets are thinking. She mentioned that on the plus side now she had a lot of option on the supermarket, but on the other everthing that is gluten free what is not meant to be gluten free (Ex: Bread, cakes, pasta) tasted completly off, and she would give almost anything to be able to eat it without having to deal with the rashes.

She got the cutest smile on her face when I gave her my grandmothers banana cake recepie tough (A special cake made with no flour). Shame she changed uni.

>>8086071
Should have smashed my man

>my wife swears up and down she's lactose intolerant and has a gluten allergy
>tell her she's full of shit
>start low key making meals with dairy in them
>as long as it's not obvious, like pizza, then she won't say anything
>actually had to Google recipes with loads of gluten
>make it for her constantly, no complaints
>every once in a while ill make a passing comment that the meal has dairy/ gluten in it
>she throws a fit and says she's sick
>stupid conniving bitch

I ended up calling her out on it and telling her to shut the fuck up. I ordered a pizza and berated the shit out of her until she ate half of it with me.

>at Chinese restaurant
Could I have some ketchup please?

>>8086093
So, you married an entitled princess?

>>8086166
You know what? I'm ok with this. Why? Because chili gooks want everything smothered in chili sauce too yet never get called out on it. There's literally no difference.

>>8085933
>is this [item that could be cross-contaminated or made with ingredients such as maltodextrin which may contain gluten] gluten free?