/ck/ - Food & Cooking

bone apple tea

looks comfy

>>8080943
Very post-modern of you OP

>>8080943
>deconstructed
Hella nice meme OP

>>8080943
you planning on constructing a bakery? one piece of toast is enough

>>8080943
i deconstructed a baby all over ur mum's face last night

>>8080966
i was hungover and fat

>>8080943
Why does the deconstructed version use coffee?

>>8081003
where are you seeing coffee my man?

>>8080952

Are you a moron? You realise it's "bon appetit" right?

Christ I've never seen somebody this fucking stupid before

>>8081076
wala

>>8081076

>>8080943
Don't forget to activate your almonds

>>8080943

>didn't deconstruct the tea

>>8080995
>was
>fat
Buddy...

>>8081105
i didn't imply that i'm not fat at present

>>8081076
For all intensive purposes, it is a doggy dog world, but just cool you're jets, brah.

>>8081171
Someone came from the catsoup thread

>>8081003
Here

>>8081186
>2016
>Not using dehydrated water

>>8081076
No reason to get upset, it called a "troll" post. They're a diamond dozen around here.

>>8081076
>tfw to intelligent too browse /ck/

>deconstructed food
excellent.

i am going to use this.

>>8081076

Kill yourself.

>>8080943
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>>8081003
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>>8081186
Melbourne is so amazing. Its at the forefront of dining and entertainment innovation.

>>8082357
>>8080943
Deconstructed 'go 'za.

>>8083404
>putting oats on top of a bun

>>8081186
What the fug is the water for

>>8083432
Caffè Americano?

>>8081186
This isn't deconstructed though. You aren't necessarily meant to use all the ingredients

Like if you made yourself a latte you wouldn't drink just straight hot water

I think it makes sense but they should have known Aussies would take the piss out of it

>>8083352
but i'm british you doublenigger

>>8081076
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to the brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a pizza cake.

>>8083699
>the doubles advocate
>gets dubs

Shhiiiiiiieeeeeeettt

>>8081076
nigga are you serious?

>>8081076
Damn son. Disappointing, how much of a newfag you are.

>>8084022
It's not very hard to get dubs on a board as slow as /ck/.

>>8084111
>Trips

>>8083699
Intents and purposes not intensive purposes. And diamond dozen? It's dime-a-dozen you fucking literal retard learn some grammar.

>>8083699
Forget it, I originally had just read the first couple sentences then corrected you. Now that I went back and read the whole thing I see that you are beyond help

>>8084111
As he rolls trips.
>teach me your ways, master

>>8084140
>>8084149

>>8080943
eating baked beans is basically cosplaying a poor person

>>8080943
>no cheese

>>8084130
>>8084154
Maybe you'll stop idolizing numbers when you realize that the only boards where you can't semi-reliably aim for a post number are the top 5 biggest boards: /b/, /v/, /pol/, /a/ and one more I've forgotten.

>>8081186
People always take the piss out of this, personally I think it's a pretty good idea.

If you prefer a milkier coffee then you can choose to add all the milk and just a little bit of water, or instead make an americano by adding all the water and a bit of milk.

Not everybody likes their coffee the same way

>>8084222
Are you a wizard?

>>8084226
That's what I said, I think people mostly are autismbottomed by the implication that you need to use all the ingredients you receive

>>8084222

I was just looking at them when you called

>>8084149

>>8084222
>>8084111
>>8083699
I got Dubs 3 times in a row on /b/
Beat my record skrub. I dare you to try it.

>>8084279

>>8083699
O_O
I do not know whether to hug you or punch you for this. XD

>>8084180
never enjoyed that combo on toast. cheesy beans only belong on baked potatoes.

>>8081931
Thank you anon

>>8083671
Melbourne is so amazing. Its at the forefront of dining and entertainment innovation.

>>8085443
Die plx

>>8081186
>>8081186
Waste of milk desu

>>8081186
>beakers

>>8086148
stoning somebody to death is a kind of entertainment anon