/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The one I make out of my butthole lol

>>8077102
Snake on the right is mischeviously qt

>>8077103
haha

Not candy but Wagon Wheels are nice.

Fizzy cola a best

Those are ok

Raspberries best Haribo.

That said, Haribo in general is underwhelming.

>>8077364
My all time favorite candy is both regional and seasonal.

I give to you the Opera Cream Egg. It's an incredibly rich cream fondant covered with chocolate, and it's only available in the Cincinnati metro area around Easter. A variety shaped like a regular bar is available year round but only in specialty stores, the eggs are in Krogers during the Easter season.

no contest

GOAT coming though

>>8077416
Take 5 is da champ for sure

>>8077102
LIQUUUUIIIIIDDDDDDDDD

Peach rings

>>8077416
>candy
>posts a chocolate pretzel and peanut butter bar

>>8077102
so does haribo gummy snacks really give people diarrhea?

Pic related

>>8078410
Just their fat-free gummy bears. The rest is fine.

>>8077102
muh niggaaaaa

blueberry-blackcurrant master race reporting in

>>8077102
Obligatory

>>8077102

>>8078718
ohhhh shit these are rare

>>8078718
what the fuck? I have never seen these. Seems weird, do they have the consistency of those marshmallow circus peanuts? they look like they do

>>8078702
aww yissss. those and smurfs are my go to
Haribo knows how to make some great gummy shit

Hate to be pedantic on you guys, but what defines candy?

>>8078741
"not chocolate"

>>8078733
>Seems weird, do they have the consistency of those marshmallow circus peanuts? they look like they do

that was exactly the correct visual response. they are somewhere in that range, but imagine a little closer to a cereal marshmallow.

now i have to go buy and eat an entire package of circus peanuts which is like 8200 calories, thanks man.

>>8077102
haribo sour golden bears

shit makes me diamonds

>>8078747
is a rice crispies treat covered in diesel homemade chocolate sauce not candy then?

>>8078765
no thats a sugar treat

>>8078702
my brother knows his shit.

lemonheads

>>8078733
Smurfs are my favorite candy I could eat them all day.

THE best gummy

>>8080005
I haven't had cherry sours in so long and my mouth instantly started watering when I saw that picture.

The GOAT

I ate 36 in a week :( I had no control.

>>8080164
packaging seems a little pretentious

>>8080233
Wait till you see the price!

>>8080192
Same desu senpai

outta my way you gummy fucking shits

>>8080193

really enjoy these also, I just have to pick out all the black licorice and cherry/cinnamon ones.

>>8080259
Every child's first (hopefully) encounter with deceit.

>Oh, nice! Different-colored-and-shaped candy that all looks chewy and fruity!
>What's the black fruit? Blackberry?
>Eat a handful
>One-way ticket to gag reflex and a messy floor
>HELLO CHILD I AM BLACK LIQUORICE
>TWIZZLERS' EVIL BROTHER
>AND THE FIRST ONE CREATED
>I AM CANDY
>DELICIOUS, SALTY, BITTER CANDY THAT GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH FOREVER AND IS THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
>BUT EVERYONE KNOWS ME AS YOUR FRIEND, CANDY
>AND NOW EVERY TIME YOU ARE OFFERED CANDY, EVEN BY SOMEONE YOU TRUST, YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU'LL GET ME
>WELCOME TO LIFE

>>8078400
my absolute fuggen nikka

>>8080259
Liquorice allsorts is so fucking disgusting

Salt liquorice is quite nice
Also aniseed balls.

Fuck the bananas

secret was to combine one fruit powder with a glass of water.

Cherry cola bottles > Cola bottles

utterly underrated

Haribo are all made in Turkey now so I don't buy them anymore

Jalapeno spicy gummy candy. Friends and I would go to the convenience store and buy them for 10 cents a piece and see who could eat more without resorting to water or milk or whatever we had on hand.

To those mentioning Licorice should know that it is one of the most estrogenic substances you can put in your body.

No wonder the Swedes like it.

>"Why yes, I will sit down and eat five pounds of sour watermelons and proceed to turn my tongue and mouth into a bloody mess."

rock solid >>>>. soft and chewy

>>8077102
>What's your favorite candy /ck/?
Quality thread.

>>8080531

I love these threads because they test temptations.

>not a single sugar free candy posted

Enjoy your constipation, senpai

ND represent

i love those those fruit snacks are kinda like gummies, but they're opaque, softer, and have this waxiness to them.

you guys know what i'm talking about?

What is the most sour candy?

>>8080742

>sugar free candy

the strangest oxymoron I have stumbled upon

>>8078394
BROTHAAAAHH

>>8080774

Yeah, they don't have gelatin, so they're softer and taste kind of powdery. Taste like shit to me, but different strokes.

>>8080500
OH MY GOD. I miss that so much

Large jelly bean candy pebbles. Only ever found them in one gas station, can't remember where. Cinnamon, wintergreen, and licorice cause me suffering, but the cherry and lime are from heaven.

>>8077379
There is a recipe in the Joy of Cooking if you aren't faint of heart. I've made fondant before and it's A PAIN IN THE ASS
>>8080774
Duuuuude. I remember these.

>>8080530
I love when it gets stuck between my teeth. Sour and solid all the way.

Official uncontestible candy bar tier list coming through
Inb4 "why no reese's?"
It's not a fucking bar, you pleb

>>8081023
You... you didn't put hershey's milk chocolate as "shit tier"....

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these are my favorite gummy

>>8081023
Pay Day is indeed god tier. But those above it should be below it.

Also
>Hershey's
>mid tier

>>8077102
OP, I just find Haribo to be too rubbery, almost indigestibly tough.

I much prefer Life Savers gumms, though I do like the flavors of Haribo coke bottles, peaches and stuff. I adore licorice of all types, but again like the softer types.

Favorite gummi of Life Savers is Collisions with half and half flavor on each one. Very nicely fruity, especially the tropical one.

>>8081023
Why are they all American except Cherry Ripe

any Australians want to mail me some Cherry Ripe and Violet Crumble in exchange for whatever?

>>8081031
Are those candy chicken feet?

>>8081058
yeah

strong cherry flavor and perfect texture

>>8080534

are these just knock off europoor M&M's?

>>8081062
Chocolate M&Ms, yeah. Smaller in size. Not as delicious.

>>8081062
>Nestle
>European
>knockoff
And, yeah.

>>8080523
>>8080543
Best

>>8081045
use /r/snackexchange desu

>>8080774
I fucking like those more than actual candy

>>8080534
I love these in a chocolate bar

>>8078400
based

GOAT fruit candy here

>>8080774
triggered
i hated those
it was like god damn mom bought the wrong fruit snacks, but now i have to eat a whole box of them to get more

>>8080164
This guy knows his shit. Now I'm tempted to get a 5lb bag. Haven't had this in years

>>8078400
Either this or those watermelon ones

>>8080259

>>8081077
>trading with jerks instead of with like minded faggots :3

Will trade 5 packets of Kool Aid and two packages of Pop tarts (your choice) for that British sour candy (the little black balls) and the good turkish delight

True patrician coming through

>>8081261
I think your taste is atrocious.

I love me some claArk

>>8080291
This is public service announcement.

Thank you for the laugh.

>>8077102

>>8081942
>Grabbing an end and unrolling in one swift whipping motion

Sodalicious > Cherry Cola Bottles > Cola Bottles

;_;

>>8081244
I laughed myself into a coughing fit at that image.

>>8077102

just bought some of these after seeing the thread. went to world market and finally decided to treat myself on some obscure haribo treats.

i didn't think i'd like these as much as i do based on the flavors, but damn they're good. which one should i try next?

>>8080259

AW YES.

My brother and I would fight over these so badly when we were like three or four, especially the blue and pink ones covered with candy dots. We'd start rolling around on the floor hitting each other and shit. One time he bit me.

Now we're mature adults and we just swear at each other if someone gets the last one.

>>8081031
Describe this.

where do you even find half of these candies

>>8080291
>parents keep telling me the black gummies are grape flavored
>I keep falling for it

>>8081261
underrated

>>8082780
outside of the US

>>8081930
Spearmint is fucking vile

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8083280

Watch your tongue, you fuck.

Gummy sours.
Pref watermelon, but I'm a sucker for gummy sours

>>8083354
I'll suck your cock you piece of shit

>>8080164
These available in California?

>>8080526
And Id do it again the next day when offered

>>8082001
You both grew up dysfunctional

I miss these so much

>>8077102
I'm a gummy fiend too. Here are my favorites:
-Sour neon worms. Particularly the Nice! brand at walgreens.
-Trolli sour neon fucking octopi
-Black forest organic gummy worms. Inb4 someone spergs out over the retardedness of organic candy. I just think they taste good.

>>8080192
I've only had them once before in my life and I have the same feeling.

when i get a job i'm going to waste so much of my money on candy

though maybe not, i like my teeth

>>8078702
Fucking love these

>>8080481
Banana Runts are Best Runts, pleb.

>>8080503
Dots are my favorite movie snack.

Hell, Dots are just great anyway. I love 'em, the texture is out of this world.

>>8081023

>Says no Reese's because its not a bar

>Has York peppermint patties

wut

These things are so fucking good.

I also miss when Live Savers Five Flavors were Cherry-Lemon-Orange-Lime-Pineapple. They need to get that fucking Green Apple and Raspberry out of there.

>>8083635
Oops

Elderly tier but I love 'em.

KENDAL
MINT
CAKE

>>8080774
Fuck yes. Opaque gummies are the best. I always wanted to be able to buy a box of just the opaque ones.

>>8077386
local gas station sells in bulk for pretty cheap

I have to drive past every day and resist the urge.

>>8080804
extreme warheads had the largest concentration allowed of citric acid for a product at the time, and likely still do.

>>8083714
Pretty sure malic acid contributed the most to coating sourness

>captcha: select all candy

>>8080774
Yupp Scooby doo brand is still this consistency I'll grab a box every other grocery trip or so.

>>8083464
Looks like

>>8083460

Growing up in California i ate these as much as I wanted. But now I have to order them online. Also Pico rico. Mexican candy is addictive.

>>8080488

This, and only this.

When the faded echoes of our long dead civilizations resound through the years-lacquered halls of time, it will still be this.

>>8077102
Had these the first time a few month ago. Really tasty but haven't found them since.
>>8077364
>Haribo in general is underwhelming.
Well hey go fuck yourself senpai

Consistancy simmilar to creamy caramel, but taste almost exactly like green tea ice-cream. Good as all fuck.

>>8080990
>not liking wintergreen

>>8081203
That shit is incredible.

Are there any good alcoholic candies? Need a subtle way to get a little drunk.

>>8080164
>THE best gummy
Indeed! These are softer than haribo and have as many flavors as jelly belly. Clean and nice.

I sometimes pick them up cheaply at Bealls or Marshalls checkout area.

>>8084663
You can soak gummy bears in vodka. If you do it right they can be pretty tasty and you won't taste the liquor in them. Hard to get drunk off of them tho. I have them at parties sometimes just as a novelty and because they are fun.

>>8084663
You should seriously consider killing yourself

>>8084684
Thanks, but I was hoping for something that already had it, and is a little stronger.

>>8084741
>>>/reddit/

Candy Warehouse gives me an error code 16 when I try to get in, what's up with that? In France.

>>8084663

Just use a marijuana edible candy or something

>>8084776
Drunk, not high.

>>8081031
Came here to post this.

>>8082006
They're gummi candy. they have a soft texture that doesn't get stuck to your teeth, but are dense so not to be confused with that mallow gummi on the bottom of the blue/white sharks

They have a vanilla and cherry flavor, with the flavor being like 75% cherry and 20% vanilla

They're really fucking good.

>>8080164

i've seen these before and wanted to try them but didn't pick them up because they were $7 or some shit

>>8084205
>this
I'm mexican and I totally recomend this shit, same price since the 2000's

someone pls post that obnoxious youtube video

>>8077102
These were the best mass chocolate bars I ever had. Shame I can't seem to find them anymore.

>>8080835
The sweetener Haribo uses in place of sugar in their sugar-free gummy bears is known to cause extreme diarrhea in some people.
Me included. It feel like peeing. Out of my butt.
I guess I know how how girls feel sitting down to pee.

SOUR PUNCH WATERMELON IS BETTER THAN SEX.

>>8080481
I find that the sweet banana runts provide a good contrast to the other more tart runts.

>>8078400
Best

>>8086388
used to use these as straws to drink my lemonade during lunch as a kid

for me it's the gummi rat, the best candy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

>>8086536
fuck off memester

>>8080259
hey grandpa! how are you these days?

>>8081023
hey fucko

>>8086511
How did it taste?

oh baby

>>8088631

XTRA SOUR

>>8080291
allsorts licorice is even worse.
>bite into it
>suddenly a rush of starchy sugar dryness
>feels like chewing on playdough
>a sweet barely licorice flavor hits your tastebuds
>suddenly once the saliva starts breaking down the sugars it turns into this mushy barely textured candy
worse than candycorn desu.

I enjoy beanman having sex with fruit candies

>>8089801
>not liking candy corn

I could eat a million of these things.

That amazing texture and winterish mint makes it taste like Christmas morning

>>8090000
Got quads and forgot the picture. Forgive me Kek

>>8077102

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna buy pica fresa. Damn it

>>8085907
While Lindt, may not be the best chocolate I have ever eaten, their novelty flavours are mostly spot on. Lemon-Buttermilk is also fantastic.

>>8090001
I have a box of those right on my desk

Skor ftw

>>8080774
I do know what you're talking about anon but those were always my least favorite of the bag as a kid.

These

>>8081023
this was made by an alien

>>8081518
>sugar free gummi bears
>first ingredient is glucose syrup
Can someone explain this to me?

Personal favorite.

>Only ever found in one store.
>Used to spend allowance buying in bulk.
>Every Christmas get a pack of twelve and save them for special occasions.
>Closest thing America will ever get to jelly babies.

>>8078400
>>8078400
Hands down GOAT

>>8079932
Used to only eat lemon heads when I was younger. Good shit

I fucking love warheads

>been cutting down on candy for the past two years or so
>see this thread

fuck lads I would really like some sour candy. Based sour patch, Haribo.

>>8080774
Blue > the rest

but that doesn't mean much

>>8091462
Absolutely disgusting. The scorpion smells and tastes like shit

>>8091452
diarhea

>>8080259
Way too sweet and the black/brown ones are disgusting.

>>8078718
>>8078725

Highly rec there

>>8092435
They changed it so blue Scooby is just like all the rest now

>>8093673
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY DO THIS REEEEEEEE

>>8080193
I don't know why, but i always think that cheap jelly beans taste nicer than the fancy ones.
Also never understood the people who buy jelly belly and eat them handfuls at a time, rather than eating them one at a time.

>>8083460
Perfect for long journeys.

>>8083300
this right here

>>8090673
Those poor yellow downmallows.

Huh? Were these too lewd for murrika?

>>8077386
>>8078718
>>8080534
>>8080549
>>8087104
>>8089803

GOD TIER CANDY

Salty liqourice

>>8081937
for you

Smoked salt licorice. Easily top three candy ever.

>>8080503
I got one of those stuck in my esophagus when I was like 11.
>never again

>>8081071
>they actually go back to Rowntrees
Damn that's some vintage, but not as much as the ol' jellied babies. I wonder if hard shells on chocolate were a significant breakthrough since M&Ms follow about four years later.

>>8083642
The best ones are the chocolate with a soft butterscotch centre, but I haven't seen them in years for all the chewy éclair and fudge variants. Love the taste of butterscotch but don't like the sticking of hard forms.

>>8091464
These and Goldenbears have the best pineapple flavour sweet going. Whenever I get a party mix bag for Halloween I steal the toucans. As a kid for some reason I really hated the texture.

>>8093094
People underestimate the mixture of white and milk chocolate, complain it's cheap, but when better quality brands do it it's gorgeous. Kinder nails it on being thin and melty though, why does melty chocolate always taste better? Surface area?