/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8069680
is there any way to eat a hard taco shell correctly? yuropoor who doesnt know how to eat them here.

>>8069846
O B S E S S E D

>>8069846
Why would you eat any sandwich with a fork and knife?

>>8069862
no

>>8069876
if it was thin and greasy like a panini and I didn't want to get my hands dirty, I would

>>8069862
Sideways-ish, while having the cohesion of the leakage keep the shell intact

>>8069846
depending on the burger, I sometimes cut them in half so that all the toppings dont slide out the back

>>8069901
Do you have tiny hands?

>>8069901
I do same
If that triggers burgers i will do so even more and with phisical pleasure

you don't eat a quesadilla with a knife and fork
fucking cunt

>>8070054
You don't use screen names on fourchan
Fucking cunt

>>8070108
I can use a screen name if I want to, you mad bro?

>>8070108

>fourchan

let the image-poster be lad, he ain't harmin nobody...

>>8070054
that's not a 'dilla though, mate.

>>8070108
He's not even tripfagging.

Get over it newfag.

>>8070142
>newfag calling a newfag a newfag

I kek everytime

>>8070054
what? yes you do. I assume you eat it with your hands like an animal.

I eat pizza with a knife and fork.

>>8070151
Hey. I've been here since summer.

>>8070171
Oh, carry on then my fellow oldfag (been here since January).

>>8070081
This image means that's how you're supposed to eat kfc going forward

boy do I sure love to suck dicks

>>8070054
I'd eat her quesadilla with a knife and fork (if you know what I mean) ;^)

>>8070081
Just lost my vote. Too big of a pussy to eat chicken right, too big of a pussy to hold launch codes.

>>8070222
I am now a #CruzMissile

>>8070220
Id just lick lovingly around the edges of her quesadilla

>>8069862
Nope. I really have no idea why they even exist. Like, who the fuck thought it would ever be a good idea to shape a food like that.

>>8070081

Trump is the /ck/ candidate.

>>8070182
>>8070629
RRREEEEEEEEE

>>8069896

>>8070882
The tongue action is on point

>>8070629

>>8069876
Steak sandwhiches big guy.

>>8070316
Fuckin spics

>>8070081
That looks so comfy. First thing I thought of was how nice it must be to have a private jet.

>>8069862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGwPyrSNVE

>>8070882
>still ends up with food dropped all over the ground

>>8071130
Is that the jewish dad from weeds on the tv at the end?

>>8071246
Oh, A jew! Thank god you pointed that out!

I would post a link to reddit if you didn't already have a tab open.

>>8069862
slather it in batter and deep fry the fucker

>>8069876
What the fuck man, burgers are served with huge knives and forks in my country.

I thought that everything was supposed to be BIG in America. Why are your burgers so flat, small and devoid of fillings that you can eat them out of candy wrappers?

>>8071246
It is
>>8071544
Since you clearly don't get it, Jewish culture plays a big role in Weeds. Watch it before you spout off at the mouth over something you don't understand

>>8069862
Yes

>>8070142
>not roasting someone using a screen name
you can't be this new.

>>8070081

>>8071563
because that's how burgers are supposed to be

>>8071563
>We don't know how to eat burgers in my country
OK Anon.

>>8071586

i have a feeling this might taste really good.

since when was fruit flavors + chocolate bad?

>>8071716
>tfw girlfriend apparently completely lacks the fine motor control to handle chopsticks consistently so she always has me get her a fork when we get sushi
>feel like a dirty gaijin

>>8071563

If it's fast food, you want them to be smaller and easier to work with. If you're at a gourmet burger restaurant, you're possibly going to get bigger burgers. Even still, it is absolutely unacceptable to eat a burger with a knife and fork, even if it is dripping with grease, and somewhat cumbersome due to its size.

>>8071724
in america, we eat with forks no matter what food we eat

if you want to eat with sticks, join your fellow orang-utans in the jungle

>>8070629
>tfw I do this intentionally just to trigger normies and autists

>>8071785
>with forks no matter what food we eat

perhaps, but my god you hold them like faggots and failed femmes

its like nobody ever taught you how to use a fork and knife, and how to hold them

>>8069862
obviously you're supposed to eat them in one bite. wtf is this b8

>>8071067
Hey man we didn't invent those retarded taco shells. You can thank the Americans for that one.

>>8071723

Those are so good. I need to check some stores and find a box

>>8071716

I do this if I'm already using a fork and sushi appears. Don't care.

>>8071724
You probably use the chopsticks improperly.

What do you do with the rolls?

>>8071940
I do this, it just werks.

>>8071724
Sushi is finger food. Both of you are dumb

>>8071724
>sushi
>chopsticks

>>8071940
yea better use your fork and knife

t. Flyover

>>8071724
It's OK to use your hands.

>>8071940
Fun fact: Neapolitan pizza is eaten folded and it's called "libretto". It's the most legit way to eat it. Don't know about American 'zas though.

t. The menu at some Neapolitan pizzeria here

>>8071716

>not displaying western dominance at every meal

shove those sticks up your ass zipperheads

>>8071940
I'm sorry, but this is literally the mathematically correct way to eat a pizza.

Being a flat surface in space, a slice of Pizza has a curve of zero. If you draw a line in each direction you have no curve.
This is an immutable fact about the surface.
If you fold the pizza slice and introduce a curve, you may have a positive curve in one direction but because the curve of the surface can NOT change, mathematically the other direction of the pizza must remain flat to have a curve of zero. ( Zero times a positive will result in zero )
This means that curving a flat surface in one direction introduces a stability against curving in the perpendicular direction. This will allow the pizza to remain straight long enough to make it into your mouth without looking like a mong.
Of course, the surface of a pizza slice is a lot more complicated in real life so the method isn't perfect, but it's just right enough for the proper consumption of pizza.

>>8071642
ve eat our pizza thee wrong way

>>8072143

nuh uh get fucked nerd

>>8072179
The same principal applies backwards.

Imagine our Pizza is of infinite integrity and curved as if made on a rounded stone.

Now our pizza is unable to have a surface curve of zero and will never be flat. This would be a difficult pizza to eat.
Our globe can not be represented on a flat map by this same property. It's like trying to lie an orange peel flat.
The relation of these surface curves are essential in determining the integrity of the pizza, alongside more applications.
As a fundamental fact in theory, you can not deny the applications of surface curve multiplication in pizza eating.
If you hold a pizza flat, you are subjecting yourself to possible torment if it decides to curve.

>>8072143
Just hold it sideways.

>using knife and fork to cut up your spaghetti in tiny pieces

I have seen people do that shit

>>8072143
>>8072199
someone has been watching numberphile

>>8072210

>>8072244
You never know when it's going to come in handy.

>>8071788
Triggering normies AND autists? Whoah, you're a rad dude totally living on the edge!

>>8071724
白豚帰れ!

>>8071563
You're supposed to take the huge Burger and cram it into your mouth for a big bite

>>8070081
Trump once again leading the pack.

>>8069862
Break it into pieces then put your toppings over it in a bowl. Eat it with a fork from there out.

>>8070081
wow i hate trump now

>>8071642
In his defense this was a commercial for stuffed crust so they wanted to show it off.

>>8071975
Nigiri is finger food*
Fixed that for you.

>>8071586
>thats the best way to it em

>>8071724
My girlfriend holds chopsticks like a fucking gimp and still insists on using them. It's terrible.

>>8071067
THIS.

>>8071861
Fuck off beaner!

>>8069896
MOAR JACK PLEASE

I never see Ja/ck/ threads anymore :( Those used to be my favorite...what happened?

>>8070220
LOL friendo I know EXACTLY what you mean! hahahahaha

>>8071130
Thanks for posting this, I've never seen it but I love watching old 90's and 80's commercials. Very comfy to me for some reason

>>8072143
A U T I S M
U
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S
M

>>8071057
nigga how is your mouth shaped?

>>8071723
>fruit flavors
>skittles

pick one

>>8071724
My ex would always stab the sushi with the chopsticks, I mean that's one way to do it I guess?

>>8070081
You know, if you get to eat KFC in your private jet, you sorta also get to eat it any way you want to.

No problem though, you get to eat your airplane food "correctly" if it makes you feel any better.

>>8070108
>fourchan

>>8070171
>>8070196
>less than 8 months
>not a newfag

>>8072636
Oh hello Mr Newfag, let me show you the chans :^)

>>8070214
I think you meant to click on /fit/ mate.

>>8070182
That cake looks so dry..

spicy

>>8072235
This. I know people who cut their spaghetti, it's terrible.

>>8072495
Hey I have that book

>>8069846
This honestly made me mad.

>>8072311
how do eat it? with your hands?

>>8071724
>using chopsticks for sushi

you are a dirty gaijin

>>8070054
>tried to cut it 2 other times
>using a butter knife of all things
Rip it in half you stupid cunt. Or just eat it like normal

>>8070081
If its boneless, i can see that working out.

>>8069680
>ITT: pics of eating food incorrectly
>>pics
That is a photograph, nigger.

>>8071791
>perhaps, but my god you hold them like faggots and failed femmes
>>mfw people hold utensils like cavemen
>>mfw people switch utensils every time they cut meat


What is wrong with people and table etiquette. What is so hard about learning how to hold a fork? I would be so embarrassed to be on a date or eating with coworkers if I held a fork and knife like how some people do.

>>8071940
>>8072143
You realize you cant taste the cheese and sauce as well if you fold it like that, right?

You fuckers disgust me

>>8073037
What?

>>8071588
>Kevin, are you sure that were "hotdogs" that you "was taking in your mouth, but not eat" on that party?

>>8072682
Looks like corn bread

Sushi is supposed to be eaten with your fingers you fucking plebs

>>8073383
It's true. White people eating sushi with chopsticks look like idiots.

>>8070113
>>8070108
>screen name
>fourchan

>>8073439
>tfw feel more comfortable eating noodle dishes with chopsticks find it easier than using a fork.
>tfw every time I go to a Chinese restaurant they default to giving me a fork then give me a dirty look when I ask for chopsticks.

I'm just as capable as most of the chinks in there fuck you.

>>8073469

No one is doubting your top tier weeaboo skills. Sushi has always been considered a finger food and meant to be eaten with the fingers.

>>8073037
You know you're supposed to chew your food instead of gluping it down as fast as you can while lubing your throat with coke?

>>8073477
He literally lost the election because of this.

>>8069680
Why do hard taco shells even exist? Soft are infinitely better and they came before hard.

>>8073682
how are you supposed to eat it?

just a friendly reminder that only one majory party candidate knows how to eat a taco, and it isn't Trump

>>8071723
Those are good. I prefer the raspberry flavor though.

>>8070196
>since January
>oldfag

>>8073710
That's not a taco

>>8073836

Dude. Thats a taco.

If we don't elect trump... there will be trucks of those on every corner.

t.closeRangeTacoIdentificationSpecialist1stClass;

>>8070196
I'm a newbie and I've been on here for seven years ^u^

>>8072143

Looks like somebody watches Numberphile on youtube

>>8073843
>If we don't elect trump... there will be trucks of those on every corner
What do we get if we do elect him?

>>8073914

A wall to keep the taco trucks out.

>>8073923
That's not good enough, I like taco trucks.

>>8072890

Yes I learned this on YouTUbe

>>8069890
>any time you try to eat a doritos locos taco

fuck hard shells, seriously.

>>8074119
I love the cardboard thing they give you with the doritos tacos. I use it to hold my taco together while I bite into it

>>8069862
coat the outside with refried beans and put a soft tortilla on it

>>8070081

>>8073928
I also like taco trucks. If voting for Trump meant removing them I'd vote for Hillary, unless they were replaced with a tasty alternative.

>>8074137
I don't get it

>>8072494
mods hate fun

>>8072571

Anybody gets to eat anything any way they can. That doesn't make unconventional methods any more legitimate.

>>8072494

Yeah. The mods are dicks. They'll let people post "what should i eat at fucking mcnaldos????" but they won't let us discuss youtube videos about food...

I'm listening to review brah at the moment. his latest VORW is really depressing at the beginning.

I gather that he is still living in his car. glad to know he is still out there kicking and doing his thing.

>>8074149
It's a funny picture

>>8074188
No it's not?

>>8074220
yes it is, there is a silly amount of salt shakers

>>8074137
Really makes you think

>>8074176
please go away

>>8074251

No, shant.

>>8072495
Is that fucking corn

>>8069862
you rotate your head like 50-60 degrees and go for it

>>8072636
>>8073825
>not getting sarcasm
Newfags, everyone!

>>8074293
https://www.google.com/search?q=crazy+japanese+pizza

>>8074293
The nipnongs are fucking retarded around pizza, as are the worst koreans.

>>8072235
Why would they do that, spaghetti already comes in tiny pieces

>>8074366
What's incorrect about this

>>8074370
it's not deep enough

>>8074374
Where's the crust?

>>8074384
>crust
this boy

>>8074366
>>8074374

i remember the golden era of 'go 'za posting. i laughed like i never did in years. god bless the ' '

>>8074366
I've always thought of these as reverse pizzas or like an actual pizza pie.

>>8073479
>Sushi
>>8073469
>Chinese restaurant

>>8070635
hey its chef jon welcome to food wishes

>>8069862
>>8070316

Are you people fucking retarded?

>>8069862
Someone post the ja/ck/ webm where he munches it down like it was a pussy

>>8072308
>That 25% cmetana feel

>>8074574
Is that like Teriyaki or something?

>>8074607
>>8074574
i think it's yakisoba bread

>>8070081
what a bitch

>>8073695
Like a hotdog

>>8070882
It's like watching a documentary and the giraffe goes for a bite

>>8074633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pd_t0m7qXU

>>8073477
its not even a proper fuckin sausage in bread for fucks sake
as much as we're fucked with turnbull, you cant trust a cunt that cant even support proper aussie cuisine

>>8074655
topkek

>>8074137
Let's Make Cutlery Great Again!

>the best video on youtube hasn't been posted yet


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNkwYcdpPnQ

>>8074789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajkZAc9KQ0c

>>8070081
>le trump winning the black vote from the Dems

Trump apparently eats a ton of fastfood in general.

>>8074344
It's all about dat expensive cheese for them.

>have a shitton of moutains
>at least 30% of the country's alpine
>still no fucking cheese

They're a mysterious race indeed.

>>8074834
Most of the Japanese are lactose intolerant.

>>8072512
>[opinion]
>no that's wrong because of [facts]
>AUTISM
>U
>T
>I
>S
>M

>>8074122
Do you eat it cardboard and all like some human garbage compactor?

>>8070182

>>8071716
Well, majority of people do it wrong by eating it with chopsticks, so I don't see the problem.

>>8074839
I'd imagine the runs being infinitely preferable to being killed by fugu poison.

>>8072495
Is that croissants or shrimp? And are those suppose to be tofu?

>>8073037
Do you know what chewing is? How are you typing, Mr. Snake? Are you using a speak to text program?

>>8069862
>heat up soft tortilla
>cover one side with cheese
>wrap around hard shell taco

Problem solved.

>>8073481
^

>>8069846
>No cheese
You damn right that's the wrong way

>>8074137
Kek

>>8069901
If you're eating a burger and it isn't anchored down properly that just means that the burger was shit. The worst offender is the tomato, it's easy to tell that they didn't prep it right if it makes the whole thing slip right out of the buns

>>8069846
>this triggers americucks.jpg
>americuck
>entire world is slave to US government economy and military
>america is the bull
>everyone else is the cuck

That's just wrong.... you have to snap!

>>8069862
Hard shell (american) tacos necessitate tilting your head to eat it without spilling everything

Actual tacos are very small and soft, and you can eat it easily without ever tilting your head

tl;dr americans confuse everyone again

>>8074341

sauce?

>>8071642
I eat pizza that way. I do it so I can have the best part last

>>8070182
D A M A G E D

>>8070182

>>8070882
He's molesting that pizza.

>>8075283

Thank you for your service

>>8074251
No YOU

>>8074925
Shrimp. Probably tofu too.

>>8075138
Koufuku Graffiti / Gourmet Girl Graffiti.

>>8074618
>>8074607
It's a Russian carrot salad on a gas station sandwich.

>>8070133
What is this from?

>>8074147
Trump steaks on a stick for every corner, intersection, and dead end.

>>8070182
some people just want to watch the world burn

>>8073710
>knows how to eat a taco

Huma agrees.

>>8073836
yes it is its a soft taco

>>8075113
I prefer hard shell, but I wonder if you could make a crispy kind of soft shell? That'd be GOAT, in my opinion.

>>8071724
you eat sushi with your bare hands, you fucking animal

>>8074834
Do you think cheese grows on mountains or something?

>>8074137
lol at those small hands and drumpf

>>8073710
*shits pants*

>>8073710
wtf i love hillary now

>>8071940
this is why NY style will always be shit tier.

>>8069846
alanwake'samaricannightmare.jpg

>>8074846
Are you totally inept at thinking or something? You slide the taoo out a bit and eat the exposed part. The rest of the taco is safe from exploding like the gif the other guy is replying to. Frequently when you eat a taco the bottom ends up destroying itself when you take a bite and I hate that shit.

>>8074789
most infuriating thing ive seen in my entire life and ive seen the 1984 world cup

>>8074925
>Is that croissants or shrimp?
Putain, can't unsee.
And I thought the tofu was marshmallows.

>>8071642
Fuck it. Guess I'll have to vote for Shillary

>>8072143
You showed 'em

>>8071716
my grandmother does this, but only because using chopsticks makes her arthritis ache

>>8074846
made me laugh

>>8076096
Yup, just fry up a corn tortilla, use tongs or a toothpick to keep it in a folded shape, then let them cool a bit and shove your taco shit in 'em. Mom used to make those all the time.

>>8075051
>"Cheese"

>>8076096
make soft shell and bake for 10-15min on toaster oven

>>8069846
What the fuck is this shit!?

>>8076096
The creator of the Chalupa just got a massive erection for no reason.

>>8075071
wow really make's u think

>>8071975
>>8071987
>>8072114
>>8072890
>>8076098

Literally visit any sushi place in Japan and tell me anyone eats with their fingers

On the back of their menus they even have fucking guides on how to angle the sushi when you dip etc if you're in a tourist hotspot

Noone actually eats sushi with their fingers you autists - no, not even nigiris

>>8078525
>tourist hotspot
You answered your own question, Cleetus.

>>8071716
>bring friend to sushi place
>he eats with his bare hands

I told him how disgusting it looked but he insisted on doing it because that's the way he learned to eat sushi

>>8078556
I didn't even ask a question retard

Implying I haven't spent 90%+ of my time desperately getting as far away from cancer tourist spots the entire time

>>8074930
Top kek. 9/10 belly laugh

>>8072682
Thats cause its CORNBREAD CABRON!

>>8070882
I find it truly fascinating how Jack isn't able to do literally anything right. Sometimes I feel like a fuck up, but watching Jack webm's gives me a feeling that maybe I'm not so bad.

>>8078558
sushi is finger food you fucking pleb

>>8078558
He is *technically* right.

>>8071940
>that
>pizza

>>8074293
All Japanese pizza has corn, mayo and often potato chunks on it at minimum.

There's always one seaweed-topped pizza on the menu, a squid one, a crab/mayo one.

Saving grace though, Japanese pizza places nearly always have some sort of Korean BBQ or Purukogi pizza that's usually godlike.

>>8075859
Big Brother USA
Person is Michelle (popularly called Moochelle), a redditor who loved to hate on fat people, then got into the house and wouldn't stop eating

>>8078923
>mayo and often potato chunks

>>8075283
pacman

>>8077272
Are you Hispanic by any chance?
If so I'm not the only one on here it seems.

I can't find a better pic, but you know what I'm trying to say.

>>8079092
>almond milk

wrong

>>8079092
I hope to god you're trying to say the opposite of that picture, as in that is a
>pics of eating food incorrectly

milk first is for retards

>>8079035

God, sports fans are so fucking retarded.

>>8079035
I refuse to believe that a man that large has never eaten a hotdog before.

>>8079097
was about to post this myself

>>8074462
>defending the worst kind of taco shell that falls to pieces if you so much as breathe on it
disgusting tbch

>>8079097
>>8079092
where do you even get milk out of an almond

>>8079297
from its almond tiddies. duh

>>8079297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9nqKP-ADdc

>>8079100
>>8079108
To be fair, being that the man is as large as he is, this is probably the first time he has eaten a hotdog inside a ballpark instead of his natural habitat. He probably eats hotdogs like most fatties, which is to say he pulls out an 8 pack of Oscar Meyer's, dumps the raw dogs on the floor, rolls around on top of them and his own filth like a pig until he shits himself, and then calls in a delivery order to Domino's for 3 large meat lover's pizzas and a 2 liter of diet coke.

>>8069862
Skip shredded lettuce and wrap the entire taco in a leaf of lettuce to make a wrap

>>8079042
Not him but mexicanish here.

>>8074337
>pretending to be retarded

Nice meme new friend.

>>8072522

>>8069680
Black people can't even eat tacos right

>>8079481
Fucking kek

>>8073923
>Still believe live-action cartoon candidate is going to build a wall

>>8079035
kek who the fuck eats a hot dog with a fork, especially out of a paper holder at a fucking sporting event?

I swear, Murgans are fucking brain dead.

>>8079596
>tfw Gene is dead

>>8074370
It's supposed to be a pizza.

>>8069896
Every time I see a pic or video of Jack eating, and sticking his thick and long tongue all the way out; I imagine the ecstasy he must put Tammy in when he's licking the cottage cheese off her FUPA

>>8074574
intestinal worm sandwich?

>>8079035
WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS SEE AMERICANS CUTTING THINGS WITH FORKS HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF USING KNIVES

>>8070081
Look at that shit eating grin, you know he's doing it on purpose just because he knows people will talk about it

>>8076312
France shoulda won!

>>8071723
orange and chocolate is fucking awful though

>>8079297
first you gotta activate the almonds

>>8079614
>>8079698
>it's an assmad third worlders try to feel better about their shitty countries episode
Never fails to make me smile.

>>8072308

Hey who is this cat? I need to know

>>8069846
I'm not even being an Ameritard. I understand the reasoning behind cutting sammiches in half, as well as burgers. The two things that really trigger me the most about this: First off pay close attention to the way this shit has been cut. This faggot started on the farside, made an asymmetric cut on the other side, and then made his FUCKING 3RD CUT the one that cuts it down the middle for NO FUCKING REASON. Secondly, the fork placement is flat out retard wrong. The fork should be in the smaller cut to hold it together, not in the largest of the 3 slices. this is just flat out horrific form all around.

>>8071724
>dating a retard

>>8080134
yeah, a lot of intellectually disabled persons smile often - I don't think it's out of happiness though

>>8079035
Not to mention he watches it tilt and fall and doesn't bother to try and stop it or catch it

>>8069846
I can't stand the feeling of grease on my fingers, so if I have the option, I eat my burgers with a fork and knife, and also pizza.

>>8070629
I've done this many times and there's literally not a thing in this world you can do that will stop me.

>>8070882
He obviously has a double-digit IQ.

>>8074188
>>8074224

That's not funny.
You have the same sense of humor as a five year old, congratulations.

>>8074370
It triggers autists who can't understand why people like different things.

>>8079035
Ehhh, he's already fat enough, he didn't need it anyway.

He probably just went after the game and bought a few burgers at the McDonald's or something anyway.

>>8069876

because I have an open bite.

but I don't order sandwiches because of it.

>>8070629

>>8079297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL1SDmTP6v8

>>8070882
>>8069896
Who is this guy? I watch Joey and Bob but I want to know what this dude's channel is.

>>8069846
I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. They managed to cut a hamburger cleanly in half without crushing the bun AND with a plastic knife. Fucking impressive.

>>8075071
>calling themselves bull
>scared of china on every field

also

>was born in country with strong military
>feels proud and strong like he contributed somehow

>>8079035
And you know good and hell well he picked that sombitch up and put right back in his lap. He's a 'Stros fan; that's what they do.

>>8079651

>he doesn't suckle the nip of the ice cream swirl like a creamy teat

back to /r/the_donald with you

>>8070168
I h8 u

>>8080313
How the fuck do you take a bite like that

>>8080129
ever tim

>>8080389
Someone else did

he didn't move

>>8080876
>implying they bit it

A classic