/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8065887
I feel your pain bro. When I was in uni and had to share an apartment, I always wait until like 2 in the morning when everybody is asleep to have my peace and quiet in the kitchen. Was absolute hell.

>>8065887
The shameful thing is that you're fat and are still eating until you feel full, which is how you get fatter.

>>8065887
I'm crying

>>8066000
I am eatign 3 bowls of tomato soup which is maybe 600 calories, the sandwiches maybe 1000 which is 1/3 of my intake in 1/3 of my meals.

I don't feel ashamed but I do feel awkward when people ask me questions while I cook.
>what made you want to cook that
>You should cook for a living
Also over complimenting my food makes me think that it's terrible. I don't want to hear that it was a good steak 50000 times when you're too scared to try the chimichurri sauce I made with it

>>8066028
too far, you lost me

>>8066028
>1/3 of my intake
3000-4800 calories per day

jesus christ, you should be ashamed.

>>8066042
I work out at the gym

>>8066068
Do some cardio and start eating at a lower daily intake

>>8065887
dayum, you know its not the fact that they see you, but the fact that it makes you reflect on how miserable you are.Get your shit together.
i enjoy greatly having company while cooking, im good at it so it would be stupid to not get the praise and interest from others

>Ashamed of people seeing me cook
said noone ever

>>8065987
This is me right now. My cooking is far from perfect and I always fear somebody will see me doing something wrong. Thankfully that's not much of a worry judging by their shitty teflon pans that have been scratched to hell

Cut your sandwiches into quarters or thirds like a civilized person and nobody will know how many sandwiches you are eating. If you're so poor that your parents haven't updated their bowls since you were a child - despite the fact that they have to rent out two rooms in the house - just use a fucking trivet and eat directly out of the pot like the fatty you are; it sounds like those are probably the only bowls in the house anyway, and the roommate knew if he didn't say anything you'd keep them all in your room until everyone left the house out of fear of someone catching you washing them.

it depends, my father's a noisy twat and I'll usually end up burning myself on something in the kitchen when he's around because he doesn't understand personal space. Though, cooking around other people can be a fun way to kill time while you're waiting for stuff to cook

>>8065887
i think the uncomfortableness comes from you living with your parents bro. KYS.

>>8066389
you must be 18 to browse this board faggot

>>8066396
tell that to op.

>>8066389

More likely that there's a couple students also living there who are probably OP's age but are actually doing something with their lives, while OP just stuffs his face eating all the food in the house and hiding in his room while his parents are left wondering where they went so wrong.

>>8065887
your just ashamed of being fat OP
people associate obesity with lots of negative traits like lack of selfcontroll,laziness,stupidity etc.
just prove them that youre none of those things and arent suffering from an eating disorder,or eat a little less and do some kind of cardio you enjoy.
if you feel sad alot,excercise leads to an increased serotonin production which can cure depression

OP plzzz take a picture of one of your bowls so we can see how small it really is...put something next to it for scale

>>8066477
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dowan-Cereal-Bowls-19-ounce-Porcelain/dp/B013WKI32G/ref=sr_1_19?ie=UTF8&qid=1473115532&sr=8-19&keywords=square+bowls

This is the bowls we have.

>smoke in the apartment's livingroom
>roomate bitches me out about having the furniture smell like weed
> i own all the furniture in the apartment
>all the plates, pots, pans, cups, tv, sofa, everything is mine
>mfw

I still smoked in the livingroom, they literally can't stop me without getting me off the lease.

>>8066494

>small bowls

That's 3 fucking pints of soup, fatty.

Is this you, btw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBDTrZFeBU

>>8066494
dude those are not small balls at all...you are very overweight and unhealthy, not to mention your stomach is very stretched out and even if you lost weight at this point you will never look as good had you not let yourself get to this point

>>8065887
Maybe you should stop being fat

>>8066522
omg it just dawned on me i typed balls and not bowls. ahahaha

>>8065887
>I am hungry due to being pretty fucking fat

That's where your shame is coming from m8

:(

>>8065887

I hate cooking around other people too. I blame it on my pops hovering when i was trying to teach myself how to cook. He was a cook and a damn good one but always critiqued my simple dishes

Tldr: lwsmff

>>8066510
Wow who cares if it's yours, they still live there. Smoking inside is an absurd privilege to think you have.

T. stoner who smokes in his room

>>8065887
>I am hungry due to being pretty fucking fat
>that logic

>>8066092
>cardio

So you're not ashamed of people seeing you cook, you're ashamed of people seeing you eat three times what a normal person eats. And you should be.

>>8065887
Power perceived is power achieved

Why the hell are you so nervous and autistic

>>8068161
I second this - don't be a butthole, also I hope you live in a recreationally legal location doggie because you'll drag everyone down with you if Johnny 5-0 smells your stank flat

>>8066510
You're a prick. Get a vaporizer or smoke outside.

>>8066028
You shouldn't be getting 600 calories from fucking soup. Have one good sized bow not three for fucks sake.

YOU should also be eating around 2000 calories a day. not nearly 4k.