/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8059484
You play 2k dont you?

it's obviously ja/ck

i've yet to see anything worse than jack's salad night.

>>8059484
>>8059484
Why are you posting pictures of dmx?

jack
Seeing him or the shit he "cooks" makes me instamad.

what was the name of that pasta sauce lady

you know the one

with the onions and oil

>>8060216
nevermind, found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

Simply Sara

>>8059484
Jack definitely, I only fucked up as bad as jack once and i was 9 and not allowed to cook but I tried to cook anyways

>>8060218
This is gross, but jack takes the cake. All his vidz are disgusting

Jack sure knows how to cut a watermelon though

>>8060218
Didn't we settle on the conclusion that vid was created for training purposes in culinary school for what NOT to do?

>It's a poorly disguised jack thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCFDJfBG1o

>>8060508
I love her

her brain works fine, it's just the signals get mixed up and her hands don't work

>>8060508

Someone should send her videos to Ja/ck/ and ask him how she is 100x better overall of a cook and how she somehow has 1000x more motor skills than him

also, I would destroy that invalid hottie so fucking hard

>>8060480

>it's a person who thinks no fun should be allowed on a japanese image board

seriously bro?

>>8060529
Does she have bowel control?
How would she wipe her balloon knot?

Filthy Frank

Only the best
>https://youtu.be/JOEza2DjvaY

Tbh I think i like watching bad chefs more than good ones

Merrill Howard Kalin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4

>>8060218
Every time I come across this I watch it in its entirety and just HATE. But I feel bad for her too. She's so damn sure of herself. Was this a homemade pilot for a show? Does she have any idea how many ways this is awful?

>>8060440
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

>>8060609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA

>>8060561
I'm sure she uses a Bidet..., if not, she'd still be cleaner than a non poo in looer

>>8060130

/nba/ we out here

>>8060613
Yes, I've seen that one too. But that's it? Two videos, no sight of Lisa, no clues to anything else, and the vids were mysteriously made private. I really want to know more!

>>8060678
They couldn't handle all the criticism. I assume Lisa is doing all the wonderful camera work.

>>8060598
Holy shit the cross contamination! Is this real? Possibly some low-end Tim and Eric type thing.

>>8060598
RIP in peace
http://legacy.suntimes.com/obituaries/chicagosuntimes/obituary.aspx?pid=112231564

>>8060218
The way she chops the onions terrifies me

you ain't seen nothin' yet, boy

https://youtu.be/9BKcjBaKRkk

>>8060763
That's so sexy. Delish! I'd take her home to mother and bang her so hard...not in front of mother of course.

>>8060763

I like how she tells people to recommend a dish for her to cook, but most of the time when they do, she makes up some lame excuse for not cooking it because she knows she cant

>>8060763
What in the name of holy fuck is going on in this video, jesus christ

>>8060218
>being careful not to hurt yourself in any way
>while cutting onions like that
The fuck?

>>8060508
>Ok, next I have to crack the egg
>Probably the hardest part for me

This is fucking brutal, anon.

>>8060218
Ayyy someone's gotta post that image of the thread where one anon made that fuckin monstrosity of a sauce. Dude did a shot of the oil too kek

>>8060508
Ah man she isn't a bad cook. She's just got a condition, the poor girl tries so hard. Absolute qt.

>>8060962
You should totally date her.

>>8060218
i feel like my face is gonna break out whenever i watch this

>>8060249
When I first read the filename I thought it was a reference to Raiden's Metal Gear Rising watermelon cutting physics.

>>8060863
I find that the brutal is offset by that rack.

>>8059484
So it's not just a clever name?

Pop quiz. Is this guest featured once on Ja/ck/'s channel;
a) a better cook
b) a worse cook
than Ja/ck/?

Pasi Viheraho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW266MAJdXo

>>8061120
We have only seen her fuck up once, and I think she intended for it to turn out that way.

>>8061001
M8 I definitely would, have no clue where this girl is though.

Sex would be hilarious

>>8060956
t. sauce thread OP

>>8060508
I've masturbated to her videos at least 100 times.

>her whispering unintelligibly to shove my cock inside of her
>wearing lacy lingerie that barely manages to stay on her shoulders.
>her perfect and supple breasts.
>using straps on her legs to spread them apart as I fill her up
>slowly I pick her up and lean into her ear making sure she isn't in pain and that I don't break her
>This is the hardest part I whisper
>I thrust h arder, as she drips all over the place I put down a towel

101 times tonight. Wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

Let's have some Tasty disasters

>>8061395
Nani

>>8061404
Theyre not even browning the chicken properly.

REEEEEEEEEE

>>8061404

>oil
>cream
>cheese
>more oil
>layers of cheese
>more cheese on the top

fucking hell

>>8061404
Its like they can't come up with a dish without (cream)cheese
Also sometimes it seems like they only have knowledge of 2veggies, broccoli and spinach

>>8061429
They also HAVE to use muffin tins, even if they already have a pot of boiling water right there that they could poach an egg in.

>>8061432
This just makes me hate buzzfeed even more

>>8061441
Hold on theb
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natalyalobanova/how-terrible-are-your-vegetable-opinions?utm_term=.yigEzEzvp#.nw8x1x1Oq
Prepare for ultimate butthurt
Do you have the right opinion on veggies?

they say it's all about consistency, and I have never seen anyone fail as consistently as jack, in any walk of life

>>8061442
SHUT IT DOWN

>>8061442
>cucumber is better than celery
made me sorta mad senpai

>>8060585
goo fo you pal

>>8061442
How bad is it? I want to check it out but don't want to give them a view and ad revenue

>>8061401
I laughed so hard I cried when he put the vitamin in... I guess he's trying not to get scurvy?

>>8061466
here is the archive since this>>8061442 fag doesn't archive https://archive.is/XAD8C

>>8061120
Those nails and the way she just dumps it all in the middle trigger me every time.

>>8060508
This girl is awesome. I send her a friendly message once and she replied quickly & equally friendly.
IIRC she has a boyfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVbkC6eMNtA

this one is worse

>>8061406

>>8060848
>not cutting the onion with the dullest knife you own to crush the cell walls and release the flavour

O lawd

>>8061129
>merely pretending

>>8060218
The fact that she uses a steak knife to butcher that onion and garlic triggers me.

>>8061406

Jesus...

That finnish slob living in trash.

>>8061406

Honestly minus the cream cheese and not searing the other side, this seems pretty good.

>>8062332
>Slicing the meat before cooking like that so it overcooks
>Only searing one side
>Le stuff everything with some kind of cheese mixture maymay
>THE FUCKING CREAM CHEESE

Result is a tough overcooked steak with no sear on one side and a bland shitty cheese mixture all over the top.

>>8060763
What in the ACTUAL fuck.

Makes me appreciate ja/ck/

>>8060226
Why the stars

>>8062369

Is slicing the meat really that bad? In many crispy salmon recipes I see people slicing the skin. Although salmon is usually cooked all the way through so I can see why steak cooked that way would end up well done.

>>8061368
Unfortunately no, I'm not that anon. I just remember it as being fuckin hilarious.

That recipe called for a disrespectful amount of oil

>>8062423
Scoring the skin on something like salmon is fine, and there's solid reasoning behind it. Cutting down into a steak like that before cooking it serves no purpose besides allowing them to stuff it with that retarded mixture and results in a poorly cooked steak.

>>8060956
Wala

>>8060249

Goddamn just use a regular knife and you'd be done in 1/10th the time.

>>8061442
>Broccoli over cauliflower
>Red onion over white onion
>sweet potatoes over regular potatoes

I thought this was a parody the first time I saw it..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>8062712 goes with these:
>>8060956
>>8062486

>>8060763
can you get PTSD from watching shit like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>8061128
Fuckin finns man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFnbsTXcgbA

>>8060598
Fucking kek I remember the first time I saw this.

>>8059484
Andy Roy should really have a dedicated cooking show

I would definitely watch

Wouldn't eat that shit, but I would watch

Guy spent some time in Pelican Bay

Show could be called "Cooking with the Snuggle Bandit" (his prison nickname)

https://youtu.be/9sgF97c6DZk

>>8062892
fucking ice poseidon in /ck/

>>8060218
>start stirring, then lower your flame to approximately.. ..three.

gets me every time