/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8051579
>stealing food
>stealing of all things McDonald's
wew

>>8051579
you just saw it work dumbass. also now that this video is out good luck trying this shit.

Whats in the vid?

>>8051631

The douche from spy kids wears a t-shirt on backwards and steals a couple of big macs.

I tried this before years ago at In N Out and I almost got arrested

lol poorfag americans

in germany you can even get free money

>>8051579
Why would you film yourself comitting a crime?

>>8051826

Because internet points

>>8051657

Yeah but you have to be an Arab or Turk and rape several German women before they reward you.

>>8051631
>order water to get past the first window
>say that you didn't order the water and you had whatever the people in the car behind you ordered
>free food!

But the video is fake and has a cut.

>>8051908
How do you know what the people behind you ordered?

>>8051593
More like
>filming yourself stealing and putting it on the internet

>that "some time later" cut

Seems legit.

>>8051579
>this idiot as a gf
>you don't
Shit like this is why I just give up hope on humanity.

>>8053224
Anything for the likes and subscribes pham

>>8051579
I have a better sistema
>Go to McDonalds at peak time
>Go inside screaming like a madman that you just went through.the drive through with your wife and kids and had to drive back because they shorted you a burger
>If they ask you questions just scream louder

fuck that dipshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk

>tfw not even niggers steal from McDonalds

>>8051579
A white nigger.

>>8051579

All these jerks looking for a free ride... *sigh*

That food is probably for people who really are in need.

>>8053443
He gets so hyped about some cheap-ass food.

I feel bad for him.

>>8053207
You have a plant standing near the ordering box that can overhear what they order, DUH.

>>8053935
All this effort to steal a few bucks of the shittest food on the planet.....jesus, his skin is white....but im sure it must be really black

>>8053443
>myspace
>flip phone
>$7.63 was a wage to be excited about
Why can't I go back?

>>8051579
Why would you even order soda at a restaurant or fast food place? Shit is even more overpriced than than the already overpriced soda at the supermarket.

>>8053443
>the yellow fire hydrant, the green grass
do they not have this shit in the ghetto

>working at a small cafe
>waiter brings some food back from a customer and says it has dirt in in
>dirt is identical to the shit in the plant pot on the same table they were eating at

also
>long haired blonde complains
>uuhhm theres a hair in my food
>the hair is long and blonde

the amount of bullshit people pull to get out of paying for food

>>8053443
>nah nah nah ima boutto do somethin thats never BEEN done befo
>oh, oh
>I want everything on the dolla menu
>you want everythi-
>EVERYTHING ON THE DOLLA MENU
>AAAAWWWWWWWW SNAP
this is gold

>>8053443
I honestly don't get why /pol/ hates black people. They're the most entertaining of all races, if everyone was white and asian it'd be dull as hell.

>>8053443
>mr. chi
still legit

>talking about breakfast with gf
>debating between starbucks and whataburger
>decide to do coffee starbucks and get whataburger jalapeno cheddar sausage biscuits next door
>put in online order for starbucks drinks (gotta get those reward points)
>on the way to starbucks space out about getting sandwiches at whataburger
>go in to pick up order and they only hand me two coffees
>"but i ordered a sausage cheddar biscuit too!"
>they make me one and hand it to me
>free sausage cheddar biscuit

>>8054374
it's because they commit crimes.