/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8044846

bump because I love these threads and have been waiting for one for over a week

>>8044849
Is that supposed to be a fucking ratatouille or something

>>8044849
Woof

I don't have a pic of it but my dad has zero taste, cant cook and just throws everything together.

If you put out 8 condiments he'll use them all.
Odd leftovers in the fridge, in a bowl they all go

His most recent bizarro creation was baked beans, vegetarian hotdogs, olives, curry paste, provolone, capers, vegetable soup and hot sauce

I've seen the man put lime pickle on carbonara and humous on pizza

When I go over there to cook or eat I make sure to just hide things or limit the amount of options I put out

>>8045372
>His most recent bizarro creation was baked beans
Sure

>vegetarian hotdogs
Why not

>olives
Well, okay

>curry paste
What

>provolone, capers, vegetable soup
? ? ? ? ? ?

>and hot sauce
Beautiful.

>>8045372
>I've seen the man put lime pickle on carbonara and humous on pizza
Your dad sounds based as fuck. Remember there is a fine line between madman and genius

Why are jack threads banned?

>>8045372
Sounds like a cool ass dad. Appreciate him more.

>>8045490
He's not really relevant to /ck/.
When the board splits you'll generally find his threads on /tv/.

>>8044846
How is this food cringe? It looks like some amazing junk food.

>flatmate is originally from texas
>typical basic bitch, eats out most of her meals despite having twice as much pantry stock as I do, when I cook nearly every meal
>she buys brand name everything
>has like ten boxes of kid cereal that have been here since I moved in 3 months ago, untouched
>most of her shit in the fridge like milk just goes bad untouched
>things I have seen her make:
>box mac n cheez (she eats just a big bowl of this, nothing else)
>frozen pizza
>takeout pizza
>takeout chinese
>nature meme granola bar
>shitty drip machine coffee that was so bad I couldn't finish a cup
>popcorn...she actually has a dedicated popcorn machine
>some sort of giant casserole with preshredded kraft cheez, shitty jar olives, and crumbled fritos on top. Not sure what was underneath

I assume she eats out every other meal. She is away about 14 hours a day and I know for sure her work isn't more than 9 hours.

>>8044846
10/10 drunkfood

>>8045614
Goddamn what a fuckin pleb.

>>8045614
Is she whale-size? If not, it just sounds like you're jelly she has so much money as to be so wasteful.

I was on vacation at the time and only have a mobile screenshot but it'll do

>>8045786
There are no words

>>8045807
How about "put your dad out of his misery"?

>>8045818
The diseases he may pick up from his "spices" will do him in in no time anon

>>8045786
What the fuck

>>8044846
Seems legit. Would be great with some more toppings.

>>8045939
>>8045710
>>8045555
>>8044846

OP confirmed for being a fussy faggot

>>8045939
That's what I'm thinking. Needs better melt on the cheese, more tomatoes, some chilli and salsa to be some god-tier party food.

>>8045947
He should also cook the pizza rolls a little more to give a bit of crunch. I'd eat the shit out of that if I were drunk.

>>8045761

She's average body. Slightly pudgy but not really fat. She also doesn't exercise from what I can see, other than walking to work.

>jealous of eating mac n cheez product

Are you five years old? I wouldn't eat that crap if she paid me.

>jealous of eating mac n cheez product

>>8045957

That anon said you were jealous that she earns more than you, not jealous of her food. Don't be a fucking cuck and try to deflect.

>>8045614
sounds like she needs to get laid, so you should try to bang her.

>>8045957
>Slightly pudgy but not really fat.

Those are the best ones. What's her cup size like?

>>8044846
that doesnt sound half bad actually

>>8045966

There's no evidence she earns more than me. She simply spends more than I do. Logic, retard. Are you also jealous of women who buy 500 pairs of shoes and go shopping every weekend? For all you know they may very well be in debt from credit cards.

What a retarded conversation.

>>8045961
Shit like this probably wasn't that bad until he started eating it. People never seem to get that we don't want pictures of your half eaten food

I might not be a great cook, but fuck, this thread makes me feel better.

Are Americans not taught to cook at least something when they're younger?

Prepare to cringe

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gk_wBDInQ8

>>8046808
>American flag
>kwaft miwakewl weep
>Fat retarded child
>gorging on synthetic shit

The American. Fucking. Dream.

>>8046808
It's an act anon

>>8046828
Yea, but those titties aren't an act

>>8045348
No it's squash and rotel by the looks of it.

It sucks.

>>8046774
its not that all of us can't cook. its just that there's so many more of us than there are of you that we're bound to have more terrible chefs than you.

But we also probably have more good chefs than you, based on sheer population size

>>8046870
Honestly I think the horrible lack of ingredients in a lot of American places probably makes a big difference to things

>>8046875
yeah i didn't even consider that. that's definitely true.

>>8044846
Needed cheese and ground beef desu

>>8046875
out of curiosity what are the ingredients american places are lacking? And do you mean the family and chain grocery stores?

>>8045934
>>8045923
Someone please kill these women before they murder their husbands with their food.

>>8045372

Honestly, Hummus on pizza sounds pretty dang good. I'll have to try that sometime, maybe with the Gyro pizza the nearby greek pizza place sells.

>>8044846
i'm a bit drunk and i'd rip and tear this dish a new asshole, 10/10 coworkers

>>8046828
How did he pretend to be an obese american child?
Why bother faking eating a heaping spoon of mayonnaise?

>>8044849

>>8046771
Sludge

>>8046217
>she just spends more then me

The envy is green in this one

>>8047071
>>8046875
By sheer variety it is actually far easier to get ingredients in the States, it is just not used.

When I was based in Italy it was a bitch to get certain ingredients, and others you simply could not.

>>8047163
see this is what I was thinking too. Out of all the things I like to cook the only ingredients I can't get in my home town are birds eye chilies and kohlrabi and I live in SC. At least those aren't hard to substitute

>>8047139
And people wonder why I refuse to make a Facebook account

>>8045786
That is fucking disgusting mate. Who puts paprika on fries? Fucking savages, that's who.

>>8045807
Ikr paprika on fries wtf is wrong whit the world

>>8045961
Why do people who don't cook often or don't know how to cook list every fucking ingredient as the name instead of just something like fucking egg sandwich.

>>8045372
is ur dad a stoner? i tend to do that shit when baked

>>8047084
Dude its bomb. Refried beans, maple syrup, cayenne, makes the best bean dip.

>>8045786

>>8046808
>That fucking speech impediment

God almighty, how does anyone ever understand him when he talks like he's got a mouthful of shit?

>>8044846
That's not cringe. That's perfect munchie material right there

>>8047273
my comment right below on the left about faggot dads

>>8045961
it doesnt look nice but i bet if you did it right it would be good.

dumpin

>>8047347

>>8047352

>>8047363

>>8047347
The only problem I have with this is the cheese.

>>8047368

>>8047380

>>8047380
i feel like a war crime has been committed.

>>8047389

>>8047398

>>8047402

>>8047406

>>8047420

>>8047420
>>8047416
>>8047398
>>8047375


>>8047402
wtf?

>>8047363
??????

>>8047406
what a qt

good on the dude for not hoverhanding

>>8047427

>>8047433
t. kid in the middle

>>8047436

>>8047451

>>8047383
thanks for the laugh im drunk as fuck

>>8047457
https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

flip carbonara

>>8047416
I remember this was in a thread where an anon said he burned his kitchen with the stove or something and was only allowed to make food with the microwave

>>8047478
what the ever-living fuck

>>8044846
>dumpin

What is up with the yolk? I accidentally left hardboiled eggs in my Instant Pot for too long this weekend. One burst, but it didn't have a fucking black ring around the yolk.

>>8047420
mayo with fries is actually really good

it's something europe beats us in

>>8047656
I will never believe you. Duck semen and fries don't mix.

>>8044846
Yeah its shit food, but at least they tried to make it better. Id rather have that than just pizza rolls.

>>8044849
1. At least they made an effort
2. It looks pretty nutritious and not that bad tasting (once you forget it looks like vomit)

>>8044846
That doesn't look bad at all. It's a trashy snack, that's all.

>>8045378
>>>8045372
>>His most recent bizarro creation was baked beans

You realize there was more to that sentence don't you?

>>8045536
>When the board splits
keep dreaming. Even if it did split all the assholes will just move over and abandon the old one.

>>8044846
Why is the cringe? It doesn't even look THAT bad.

>>8045614
>popcorn...she actually has a dedicated popcorn machine

I have an airpop machine.If I have the craving for chips(crisps) or similar junk food I make popcorn. Its very versatile and fairly healthy. I use my air pop machine sometimes at least once a week and I got it for $10 almost 10 years ago.

>>8045786
Your father is a true innovator. Also, paprika... on fries? Get your shit together.

>>8047389
if there was some kind of sauce this would be barely edible.

>>8047321
>looks bad Todd

What a fucking savage

>>8047321

>>8047402
Its called an aged fruitcake. Its actually pretty good. The mold that grows on it is edible and adds an almost fermented taste. Kind of like drinking a fruity bourbon.

>>8047436
Thats horrifying

>>8047616
Yolk? Da Fuq, there aint no egg on that plate nigga.

>>8047752
Oh, nvmd he must have ment this one >>8047347

>>8047231
I would not know what was in that sandwich if he did not say what the ingredients were just by looking at it.

>>8047427
>cringe
>skyline

Pick one

>>8047352
What's wrong with this?

>>8047457
I never got why people like to put avacadoes with things like eggs or bacon

do people not know how much fat and protein an avacado has by itself? god damn. And I know none of them lift weights so they would never need all that

>>8047486
How the fuck would he make scrambled eggs with a microwave?

>>8047797
>that many hot dogs in one meal

>>8047795
why?

>>8047838
Skyline is a heavenly gift to Cincinnatians.

>>8047231
not everything is easily discernible in a picture. It can be hard to tell what greens are involve along with cheeses and dressing. The fact that I have to explain this to you is sad. Remember this next time you post just to be read.

>>8045961
Most of the cringe in these treads is the fact that some asshole uploaded it and thought it was worth putting on the internet.

Like this dude just got hungry after work, randomly threw something together with shit he had lying around, almost finished it when it occured to them "I must tell the internet!"

t least they have something.

>>8047904
meant for >>8047846

>>8047907
Haha truu

>>8047795
>skyline represented by chili on noodles.
I'm so fucking glad I don't live there.

>>8047930
Don't knock it till' you try it man. Out of curiosity you don't like chili with noodles?

>>8047145
the only cringe here is you bud

>>8047945
My point was, if that's what your known for, ill just pass on that state. Not interested enough to even try.

"Hey, come here for chili on noodles!!!"
"No thanks. I'm gonna go over there where the food sound appetizing".

>>8047988
Its wouldnt say its what we are known for but everyone has their opinions lol

>>8047995
Ok, what is your area known for. We'll let you know if your actually known for it. But I'm pretty sure your area isn't known for anything other than chili covered in an absurd amount of cheese served over noodles which is know through out the county as pretty fucking gross. Just because you live somewhere doesn't man its good.

>>8048006
I dont know what we are known for but if it is Skyline then Im pretty damn ok with that lol, I like it, nobody that I know doesnt like it. Might just be a Cincinnati thing then.

>>8048016
Skyline is not a term specific to Cincinnati nor is it a term that refers to food.

>>8048027
Skyline is the name of the restaraunt that serves this food. The 3-way or coneys arent specific to Skyline, but the chili they use is. There is another local chili restaraunt with the same type of food called Gold Star, and as far as I know, they dont branch out of Cincinnati.

>>8047676
>snack
>~840 calories
How fat are you?

>>8047380

>filename

antoniobanderas.gif

>>8044846

https://youtu.be/uGwytG39mds

>>8045961
>>8047145
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>>8048152
Sad but I've done this before.

>>8047818

thats popcorn bruh

>>8046808
is that seriously the fucking fallout 3 score in the background?

>>8045786

When I was a kid I tried making a cake by mixing an egg and chocolate syrup and frying it on a pan. Good thing my parents didn't bullshit me and say it was good, because that was a fucking abomination.

skyline is the shit. Cu/ck/s acting like meat and cheese isn't a superior combination at any ratio.

>>8047478
what the fuck jesus christ I'm horrified and disgusted

>>8047818
It is possible.

Oil in little bowl.
Whisk eggs with a bit of milk, put into the bowl.
First 45 seconds at max, stir, 20-30 seconds at max, done.
quite fluffy, but not as good as in a pan.

I'd recommend trusting your instincts - these time frames differ significantly according to your bowl shape, microwave, eggs etc.

>>8048425
is that like just normal cheese? is it supposed to be melted?
christ that's unappealing

>>8046824

>you forgot the fucking camo on the drawers in the back holy shit hahahahha

>>8047321
Fucking Todd got roasted, holy shit

>>8048444
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>>8048448
nice triple post fag

>>8048096
Not as fat as you are, retarded shart.

>>8048464
"My new word won't catch on, better say it a few hundred times to make sure."

>blatantly talks about wet shitting in pants on a cooking board

>>8048425
This guy gets it.

>>8048152
Saw that thread yesterday
If you cut up the sausages and add some sauce it would probably be alright

>>8048555
>If you cut up the sausages and add some sauce it would probably be alright
nice trips anon but
>sausages in rice
gross

>>8048152
That nailclipper really sells it to me

>cheese product
>only required to have 51% real cheese
Do people still eat this even?

>>8046808
>>8047274
He sounds and looks like fucking Cartman from South Park holy shit

>>8047145
what's wrong with peanut butter and apples?...

>>8048478
Stupid fucking butt hurt shart

>>8046808
>Miwikew weep

W

E

W

L

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D

>>8045490
Mods hate everything fun.

>>8048668
Tastes pretty good on a cracker. I don't care if it's 49% boogers

>>8047427
Awful but still so delicious

>>8045614
>>popcorn...she actually has a dedicated popcorn machine

The fuck is wrong with that? I have a Creters T2000. I bring my own popcorn to movies becuz theaters use inferior machines nowadays.

>>8047427
5way at Skyline at 2am?
You cant beat it

>>8045934
No woman will ever make me shit tier food out of love

>>8049146
>The fuck is wrong with that?

It's pointless. The best utensil for making popcorn is a pot with a lid on it.

>>bring my own popcorn to movies becuz theaters use inferior machines nowadays.

I guess I can see a popcorn afficiando wanting the best possible popcorn. But wouldn't making it in advance be counterproductive? Wouldn't the popcorn going stale between your place and the theater be more significant than the marginal difference in performance between two different machines?

>>8048375
I made a microwave salt cake for my dad's birthday. I fucking sucked at cooking when I was 6.

>>8049225
Staleness depends on the oil used. Todays theaters use shitty oil so it goes bad the seconfd u leave the movie. Use coconut oil and a large batch is good for snacking on for at least 2 days. Coconut is also healthier

>>8047478
>hot dogs OR chicken
Those are not equivalent substitutes.

>>8049172
Mah nigga

>>8048917
>fun

for you

My dad would make fries with not properly cooked scrambled eggs, then mix them together in the same bowl.Always made that shit. It looked vile. Common anon it's good!
He's skitzophrenic so I dunno may have something to do with it. He eats raw sausages, like the ones you get from the butcher that aren't cooked. Not sure how he hasn't died from eating uncooked stuff.

>>8045961

what's wrong with this?

>>8049569
It's an incredibly boring sandwich that he ate most of, then took a disgusting sloppy picture of it to post on social media because he thought it would impress people.

>>8047430
The effects of Communism linger.

>>8046808
:(

>>8046808
>I-cant-believe-its-not-mayo! whip
>Food review

>>8047347
>a cooler of hardboiled eggs
i'm guessing this is some absurd catering deal?
i honestly wouldn't mind i eat hard boiled eggs cold pretty often and i like them.
The "cheese" is awful though.

>>8047352
sweden?

>>8047416
sweden

>>8045961
i read his description as someone talking way to close to my face with their mouth full of that shit sandwich, spitting egg all over my shirt, all the while not noticing they have a smear of egg yolk and sriracha hanging on the side of their lip.

>disgusting.

>>8047128
>read description
>scroll...scroll
>lose my sides at the bottom

>>8047352
this shit looks amazing if those sausages are all beef and boiled. i just hope that shit on the side isnt H&P that shit is rank :(

I made myself dinner tonight for the first time in weeks. I tried to make a baked sweet potato with tomato, chorizo and spinach

Dad walked past and saw
took a picture
uploaded to facebook
pic related

Why post these threads? It hurts people who are trying their best to make good food. assholes.

>>8049988
Your dad should perform a post birth abortion on you

>>8049988
>lol
>hahahahaha
>subtle conscious

I'm concerned that this man is a father and still writes like a teenager.

Requesting tomato sauce video where the woman murders the onion and pours oil into the sauce.

>>8049172
>5way at Skyline at 2am
Don't tell me you fags have Skyline 24/7. Because I'll fucking bring my NEET ass down there...

>>8050021
BRING IT M8!

No but really, as with all major franchises there are no more 24/7. When I lived in Cincy there were loads. My friend who still lives there says there is only one left that is open past 1am. Somewhere near river on Covington side

Fun game time.

>Go on allrecipes
>Find your favourite meal
>Click on the camera icon indicated by the shitty blue arrow in pic related
>Find the shittiest looking pleb-uploaded catastrophe in the gallery
>Post for fun and profit

>>8050069
>Stuffed peppers

>>8050069
Fun!!! stuffed peppers

>>8050069
I can't remember what recipe this one came under, but I think they just read the title "butter chicken" and improvised

>>8050069
Beef? wellington

Meatloaf

>>8050075
good lord

>>8050069
>donburi

Also meatloaf

>>8050069
fried chicken

>>8048676
i think it's refried beans

>>8047406
Lmao this thread was gold

>>8050089
dafuq?

>>8049988
I think patricide is the right course of action.

>>8047436
Isn't grilled watermelon supposed to be good or something? Or am I thinking of another fruit?

>>8050089
looks like a fucking fig newton

>>8047145
That just looks like diarrhea on apples

>>8050069
Chocolate chip cookies are near goof proof, how does someone even mess up this bad?

>>8047380
holy fuck lol

>>8044849
are those bananas or cucumbers?

I, umm, made a pizza roll/steak salad today. I chopped it all up together and ate with a spoon. It was kinda good. It was left over Del Monico steak I cooked myself a few days before, really nice I got it from a friend's restaurant he's a very experienced beef buyer gets great stuff.

>>8045923
i bet her man is a cock.

>>8050305
I put green salsa and sriracha on it too. I was gonna put sour cream but I'm too fuckin fat.

>>8049217
it's all fun until you realise she spent 10 dollars in groceries on a single plate of charcoal, and you have to tell her she can't cook anymore

trust me, that'll be an argument you don't want.

>>8045934
It looks like cthulu a little bit.

>>8047128
>#portuguese

on the behalf of my people, i'm sorry.

>>8048636
yeah totally

>>8047427
that has so much cheese it could feed a calf into adulthood

>>8047682
You realise that you should read his post better right?

>>8047416
This looks like poverty

>>8045490
because they're fucking cancer

>>8044846
Wouldeat/10

After handling raw eggs or meat, do you wash your hands immediately afterwards, or do you touch the pots and pans and fridge handles with raw egg or meat residue on your hands?

>>8047478
This one is always my favorite for that miserable guy at the end who has to choke it down and pretend to like it on camera.

>>8050275
>>8050275
true story, i once forgot to put flour in chocolate chip cookies and didn't realize it until after they cooked. unrelated note: chocolate chip butter sugar crumbles are delicious.

>>8050153
I've heard it's good. You might also be thinking of grilled pineapple which is delicious

>>8050069

Needs more cheese.

>>8050021
>>8050043
Yeah no 24/7 but the OG one in Clifton is open till 3am

>>8050544
I wash my hands if I directly touch it, but if I use a knife I just give the knife a rinse.

Everything I'm cutting is getting cooked anyway, so I don't see the harm.

>>8047321
TODD BTFO

>>8045923
I can smell the farts already

>>8047742
>The mold that grows on it is edible
sounds like bullshit and you're just trying to get me poisoned

>>8050544
>mfw people use their dish sponge and dirty soapy water to clean the counters and other surfaces

>>8050326
Thanks for the picture now im hungry

>>8047427
i like that, actually

>>8047380

>>8050069
meat "loaf"

>>8050275
I don't see any problem here

>>8045614
Sort your shit out.

>>8047150
Now you can't admit a good point was made. Deflect more, asshat.

Will Ohioans ever realize that Skyline chili is fucking awful?

I tried to make Szechuan eggplant tonight. What I made wasn't terrible tasting, but it certainly wasn't Szechuan eggplant. Tomorrow I'll get some rice to slop it over since I made about 3 days worth.

>>8051278
Nope. We will crave it forever. It's what separates us from the dirty non-Ohioan plebs.

>>8051278
When they realize ohio is fucking awful

>>8047198

No they're all pretty certain you're an insufferable faggot.

>>8051287
>This
>>8051292
We realize that Ohio is awful, but Skyline, no. Skyline is GOAT.

>>8050153
>>8047745
>>8050706
Grilled watermelon is fucking delicious.

>>8049217
kek

>>8047427
saw this on man vs food, the sheer amount of cheese they use is retarded, not to mention the "chili and spaghetti" thing on its own looks barely edible, so i guess i can understand them having to hide that shit under enough cheese to put a full grown man into a coma

>>8047817
yeah seriously, avocado and cottage cheese is a breakfast in of itself.

>>8047847
Not that anon but
Who the fuck cares about the ingredients? If someone needs help making a sandwich they can just ask for a recipe.

>>8047866
The worth of putting something in the internet is zero though
So it's actually fitting you find this shit in here

>>8051536
Fuck off with your autism

>>8051322
not that anon, but only insufferable faggots don't use facebook?

>>8050314
Pan fried elder god with a side of misery and rice

>>8047406
I read somewhere he freaks out if someone touches him

>>8045934
Why is this so bad? This is what happens when you use brick curry paste, mix it into liquid, and then cook most of the liquid out. It tastes the same, it's just thicker.

>>8050091
That fucking filename

>>8047139
>when your cutting

>>8047352
the mash doesn't look half bad

>>8047478
It doesn't seem to be any worse than hot dogs with mac and cheese. And she sounds sweet. I would be ok with having a qt cooking ghetto food for me if I lived in the Philippines.

Is joey allowed when we post his actual cooking videos?

This guy works for a catering business I think he knows better cake recipes than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho5UO161cWo

>>8048201
Electric 150 gas mark 4?

>>8051882
Most of the time this fucker talks and cooks make me worry that he's going to kill himself, Dumping some of the videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x71Irdt5eA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG3NkVXfBaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PsEFaLlVTI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhXiG-etUa0

>>8051898
Not relevant to /ck/.
Enjoy your ban.

>>8051902
It's talking about someone cooking, most of it is off topic, but this isn't because it's talking about people's horrible cooking, I will enjoy it though.

>>8051181
sounds like you're a dumb little bitch who doesn't know shit about fruitcake

>>8051898
>that joke with the paper in the salsa video

I actually laughed at that, too bad his fans are dumber than dogshit.

>>8050069
"meatballs"

>>8052075
chicken curry

>>8052076
s'mores lasagna. This is the default picture.

>>8045786
Like, is it spicy paprika?

>>8045934
I see chicken croquettes, rice, and what is that green stuff? I mean, it doesn't look as terrible the macornegg, but maybe some veggies in that green thing?

>>8047321
Is that potatoes with horseradish on top? Like, an inedible amount of horseradish?

>>8047398
That's not even cooked.

>>8047660
Fuck off amerifat. Ketchup is shit.

>>8050069
>"Pan Seared Cod, Broccoli and Mushrooms with Creamy Alfredo Sauce recipe"

>>8052166
"Pan Seared Cod, Broccoli and Mushrooms with Creamy Alfredo Sauce recipe"

>>8052168
whoops, forgot pic

>chicago deep dish pizza

>"delicious spaghetti bread"

>>8052192
>spaghetti bread

que?

cheesy corn

>1 (16 ounce) package frozen corn kernels
>1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
>1 teaspoon chopped garlic
>1/2 teaspoon Creole-style seasoning
>4 tablespoons butter
>Land O Lakes Butter Ultra Creamy Sweet Cream Salted
>1/3 cup diced onion
>Onions Sweet

cincinnati chili

>>8052192
>spaghetti bread
lolwut

>>8052204
Well that's how it normally looks.

>>8050308
>salad
ok fatass

>>8050069
All the pictures for hollandaise were actually alright. Only this one stood out for being bland and the sauce starting to sepperate.

>>8052204
this is just a meme. noone here actually eats this

>>8050326
Dude Jambalaya is the shit with some bomb ass habanero peppers. Especially with some smoked Italian sausage.

>>8052296
>mashed potato and rice
>those cuts
wew

>>8052334
Yeah, I'm a little confused by the chicken. Looks like they pounded a breast flat then cut it square. It all looks so fucking bland. Almost looks like a TV dinner.

>>8052193
>>8052226
Noodles, mayonnaise and bread is the perfect meal

>>8052345
it looks like salmon

>>8052347
Oh yuck

>>8049770
Is that fork like a gram in weight?

>>8047315
at least they even threw some greens on it instead of just carbs on top of carbs

Microwaved winegums, with defrosted spinach and horse meat

>>8052437
the classic. dude actually started with raw horse meat
it's just too much

>>8052194
well at least it's healthier than those hashbrown-style dishes that are basically the same otherwise.

>>8051163
why?

>>8050075
>filename

Reddit upvoted this to the front page

>>8052437
UK on a plate

>>8052687
how is this not a joke?

>>8052726
I bet you only boil your chicken once, peasant.

reddit upvoted this too

>>8052687

>adding the garlic first

>>8052756
oh wow. it almost reminds me of Sweet Sundae Ramen.

>>8050544
>raw eggs
I lick my fingers.

>>8052756
This one is completely retarded. Wouldn't it make more sense to just make the sauce thicker instead of cooking everything twice

>>8052772
(You)

I know you already have a pot of water boiling to make the sauce, which could be used to poach an egg, but god dammit this is a Tasty gif recipe and we are going to use this fucking muffin tin.

>>8047347
This is some postmodern vaporware art shit. No joke.

>>8047383
sorry bro, you know how spaghetti is

>>8052782
Why would you think I'd grill ramen just because I lick raw yolk off my fingers?

I don't understand.

>>8052877
Gif was unrelated, newfriend

>>8047139
>Japanese-style pizza

>>8052884
I want to die

>>8051163
is their goal to create mold?

>>8052647
>not washing your bread

>>8047398
gött med en kall norrlands

>>8051163
prison wine.

>>8052166

>>8050075
You win.

>>8052193
>>8052226
>spaghetti bread
It's quite delicious actually. I used to make it with homemade dough and chunks of mozarella. It didn't look elegant but it was always a hit when I made it.

>>8053476
>it was always a hit when I made it.

You made spaghetti bread for guests? Did you ever see them again?

>>8048425
reminder high levels of milk protiens in cheese along with meat are a guarantee for cancer

>>8053542
I did because I lived with them. I still talk to them too.

>>8052204
Skyline is still masterace but this is a close second, over Gold Star.
>>8052297
I'm telling you, everyone in Cincinnati eats this, wheather it be Skyline, Gold Star, Cincinnati Chili or some other local variant.

>>8053184
This gave me PTSD
I hope you get banned

>>8045786
>paprika on fries
kys my man

my old friend George, his older brother came to help out at the boathouse once. He brought a glass container with a Tupperware cap. Inside was a tortilla shell and 5 medium sized wafers. In a burrito type formation.

Ben (older brother) told George that he wanted a least a couple of the wafers.

George ate the tortilla and two wafers.