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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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This guy is flat out amazing! Way better than Camp Cutthroat. That show sucks balls

>> No.8045235

To this day, I'm still shocked Food Network didn't take Jack's show

>> No.8045242

The Best Thread You Will Ever See™.

>> No.8045244

>>8045192
>Lazy Man's Pork Chops
Let me guess; The lazy part is he skips cooking the chops.

>> No.8045260

>>8045192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WRC7HXBJpU

What a fucking MESS

>>8045244
It's literally fucking pork chops boiled in rice-a-roni

>> No.8045266
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>>8045192
Tams has no idea how lucky she is.

>> No.8045326

>>8045260
jack either way overcooks, or way undercooks, theres no in-between

>> No.8045362

>>8045326
consistency is key to cooking perfection

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>>8045326
he burns himself a lot. It's almost predictable, lol

>> No.8045398

>>8045192
This thread is not relevant to /ck/.
>>>/tv/

>> No.8045405
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>>8045398
fuck off faggot

>> No.8045409

>>8045398
These threads don't last long, anon.

>> No.8045418

>>8045405
Terminal shit poster.
Nothing to contribute, nothing intelligible to say.
Sad and pathetic.

>> No.8045453

>it's a "commercial spam" episode

>> No.8045553

Someone post webms please, I need to shitpost them to friends.

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>>8045553

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>>8045553

>> No.8045573
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>> No.8045577
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>> No.8045578

>>8045260

Germany! Germany!

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>>8045577
>>8045573

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>>8045585

>> No.8045608

>>8045588
ja/ck/ kosher.webm when?

>> No.8045610
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>>8045608
this?

>> No.8045625
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>>8045610
yes, lol. thanks.
why Jack trigger /ck/ so much?

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>> No.8045643

>>8045573
>2 hour hollandaise
>all those dishes for one sauce
Whats the point?

>> No.8045644

>>8045625
For me it's just that he's posted all the fucking time, probably specifically because he does trigger so many people and there'll always be ONE faggot who's never seen the webms before

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Eat taco like a burger

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Eat burger like a taco

>> No.8045689

>>8045644
but why, in your opinion, this guy undercook everything? is he retarded?

>> No.8045694

>>8045577
what the fuck

>> No.8045709

>>8045418
Just report and hide the thread.

>> No.8045718
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>> No.8045730

really sad that he spends his day doing this pathetic shit and then only ever takes his family to get fast food for dinner

>> No.8045731

>>8045689
he lives in a society that chronically overcooks everything so he is attempting to be a gourmet by reversing the trend

>> No.8045735

>>8045730
haha what, he doesn't cook for his family? Bullshit.

Isn't it just him and his gorgeous wife anyway because their son is a Junkie who ran away from home?

>> No.8045740

>>8045731
really makes you think

>> No.8045744

>>8045735
>his son is a junkie
is this any true?

>> No.8045745

>>8045689
He's not retarded because of his inexperience as a cook, he's retarded for filming himself and putting it on Youtube.

But people seem to like him I guess so shitpost away

>> No.8045750

>>8045744
Yea i think his son starting stealing from them for meth and then he attacked the mom and Jack had to stop him, then he ran away from home even though Jack wants to help him get clean and turn his life around. Being the son of a famous celebrity isn't easy though, you can never really live up to their achievements.

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>> No.8045771

>>8045750
>>8045744
https://youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI

>> No.8045774

>>8045755
Fucking disgusting!

>> No.8045777

>>8045771
Cmon that's edited though. They take his words out of context.

>> No.8045784

>>8045771
Op here also

>tfw I live in Huntington Beach, pretty sure I know what store he's talking about, and sad that Jack lives in Buena park (which is close to me) and that I see his God damn sauce at ralphs

>> No.8045789

>>8045771
Jack "NAPALM PALESTINE" Scalfani

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>>8045777
Still, he should have some shame even saying that. It's prob out of context but shit you don't fuck your kid up. There are better ways

Not to mention hes a shit parent if the kid even did it

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to whoever made me this webm if you're reading this thank you

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>>8045898
jesus....

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>>8045789

>> No.8045921

>>8045905
why is he boiling that salmon?

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>>8045718

>> No.8045928

>>8045260
this video did it. Fucking triggered.

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>>8045912

>> No.8045936

>>8045921
Butter poaching. Actually looks decent. He's just tremendously clumsy.

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>>8045921
it's not boiling, the pan is just fully loaded of butter
>>8045912
lol

>> No.8045950

is there a webm of his Yorkshire puddings?

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>>8045950
no sorry

>> No.8045955

>>8045926
I always imagined how Gordon would react if he was introduced to jack's cooking

>> No.8045956

Someone please post juicy chicken

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>>8045956

>> No.8045970

>>8045956
full here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>> No.8045971
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>>8045956

>> No.8045978

>>8045953
I cant wrap my mind around that one.
He even used a picture of how they are supposed to look like yet he still uploaded the video.

>> No.8045980

>>8045938

Why is he splashing hot oil everywhere? Isn't that how grease fires start?

>> No.8045990

>>8045971
What the fuck? That is clearly undercooked.

We are not running out of heat and gas. Fucking retards with their bleeding rare meat fetish.

>> No.8045993

>>8045398

Since when are food celebrities not relevant to /ck/? Do you say the same in Ramsay threads, or any of the million other fucking threads that aren't about food, but rather about someone that cooks food?

Just because Jack triggers you too hard doesn't mean you have to lash out at us, anon. Go outside and have a smoke or something, you bitch.

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>> No.8046049

Hmm there's a few webms I haven't seen posted before. Nice.

>> No.8046056

>>8046040
This is great

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>>8046040

>> No.8046063

>>8045570
I want to cut myself now.

>> No.8046065

he is a living meme, it's beautiful. why are jannies so mad?

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>>8046040
>napalm the Palestinians race war now

>> No.8046081

>>8045955
>i give up.

>> No.8046089

>>8045926
>you've lost the plot kid

DONE

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>>8045192
this must be posted in ever jack thread

>> No.8046124

>>8046078
What how did Mike Tyson get rid of his tattoo?

>> No.8046132

>>8046124
That's Herman Cain, silly.

>> No.8046134
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Why is everyone so jealous of King Ja/ck/s success?

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>>8046134
Nice ring, Ja/ck/

>> No.8046431

>>8045709
pls dont report. i love these threads

>> No.8046480

>>8045898
One of the strangest things about jack is his complete lack of understanding towards basic physics. Most people would know to firmly tap it down onto the bench until the potato has fully passed through.

It reminds me of that corndog video where he kept pushing it inside the jar until the batter spilled down the sides, even a child could figure that out but it made no sense to him. He always drops food from a height into oil and acts surprised when it splashes, breaks food apart when he tries to turn it, crushes food by holding it in strange ways when he tries to eat it.
If he has to get food out of a jar or can he will just violently shake it until it gives way and makes a mess, any normal person would flip it upside down and smack the end of it or at least use a utensil. Even chimps have figured out how to eat out of a container with a tool.

What the fuck is wrong with him?

>> No.8046491

>>8045936
>Actually looks decent.
The butter is clearly broken. It's a shitshow.

>> No.8046500

>>8045405
holy fuck that had me in tears

>> No.8046507

>>8046500
Hello, newfag.

>> No.8046514

>>8046480
His technique, and approach to cooking is wrong - yes.

But he also uses garbage recipes and horrible ingredients. It's like he seeks out the most preservative laden, least nutritious, least flavourful materials on purpose.

Dude didn't know what a Leek was.

>> No.8046519

>>8046480
Speaking of physics, have you seen the one where he uses corn starch to make a batter and forms a non-Newtonian fluid?

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>>8046507

kys

>> No.8046538

>>8046134
>>8046386
>tfw thinking about all the ground beef and other traces of food that are caked under that ring

>> No.8046546

>>8046514
Jack only uses top level ingredients.

>> No.8046559

>>8046546
his chili was a crowning achievement

>> No.8046565

>>8046559
Yeah, it's bullshit that the church cook off was rigged.

>> No.8046729

>>8045729
JACK

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>>8046480

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>>8046733
>>8046729
Indeed

>> No.8046743

>>8046480
I'd like to give jack one of those little shape puzzle boxes they give babies and pilots.

>> No.8046864

>>8046480
Even fucking BIRDS understand liquid displacement.

A crow would've stopped dipping that corndog before the batter spilled out.

>> No.8046868

>>8046742
Has he never seen what a ripe pineapple is supposed to look like?

Does he not understand the concept of ripeness?

>> No.8046873

>>8045260

>jack explaining to me what green onion is
>says he's never had leeks 10 seconds after

I'd fucking strangle him

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>>8046873
Better bring some rope/cord, no chance your hands are getting around that neck that's as thick as a pineapple well enough to strangle him.

>> No.8046902

>>8045971

That pool of blood always gets me

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>>8045577
genuinely almost vomited there

>> No.8046917

>>8046910
>he doesn't eat eggs with the consistency of boiled camel eyes

>> No.8046939

I fucking hate Jack with every inch of my being and one of the folk who made webms in the past of him......but I've been browsing his new videos to make more webms.....and I actually found a video that's not complete shit and borderline "good"....or am I just being retarded (I have been drinking a lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXlb4o1bQvk