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Yes. Regular copper consumption will drastically increase your conductability. Not only will this make your reaction times sharper as nerve impulses will travel more easily through your superior coppered myelin but it will also provide a measure of protection from being electricuted as the electricity will harmlessly pass through your copper and be earthed.

Can I get enough copper from eating my own farts? Should I consume my girlfriends farts too?

>>8040921
>reinforced copper-alloy myelin sheaths

Why didn't I think of this before?

brb gotta chew through my circuit breaker

>>8040938
It's true that farts are a rich source of copper, but you should try to balance your diet with many sources rich in copper, such as queefs, smegma, toe jam and yes, plenty of farts.

>>8040921
Am physicist, can confirm.

>>8040972
What about when I'm having those embarrassing not-so-gassy days? (we all have them)

>>8040921
This sounds like a troll but I don't k ow enough about copper to dispute this.

>>8040974
Then don't leave the house. Nobody needs to be reminded of that. If you can't contribute to the general stankyness of your immediate atmosphere, then you're not a true bridesmaid

>>8040972
Can I eat pennies and pay with smegma?

>>8040921

This man right here is speaking the absolute truth of the matter folks I tell ya