/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8018018
Black Forest gateau

A small bowl of multicolored marbles.

>>8018022
> all those stipes
wah.

>>8018018

A good bowl of hearty soup and good fresh bread is probably my favourite thing to eat. The best things in life are often simple.

>>8018018
i hate the feeling of biting into butter/anything buttered. the teethmarks in the butter sends shivers down my spine

>>8018068
you know that's not normal right?

>>8018073
I think not.
There's nothing wrong in disliking butter. But if it's the shape of a bite you yourself take that disturbs you, I think that's weird.

>>8018018
My insatiable desire to devour the semen of an ex-male, implanted with silicone breast forms, long flowing hair, make-up and feminine perfumes.
The feeling of her shrunken testicles draining, her prostate pulsing and anus tightening and quivering as she leaks her precious life giving fluids.
The simple things...

B U T T E R S T U L L E
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Rustic, simple, easy to make

>>8018108
>lgbt reporting in
faggot

4 extra large eggs
1 tablespoon pure cream
generous pinch of salt
butter
good bread, sliced

Put bread in toaster and run through first toast.

Beat eggs, cream, salt and a teaspoon of butter with a whisk.

Melt more butter over a medium-low heat in a good pan.

Pour in egg batter mix.

Use egg lifter/wok sang/spatula to start gently lifting and turning cooked egg mix as it solidifies.

Turn toast and run through second toast cycle.

Butter toast and immediately serve eggs on top when they are 'done' enough for you.

If you can do this with a good wholemeal bread, real butter and cream, and free-range eggs, it'll teach you why our new way of factory farmed eating is just wrong.

i sometimes eat these with nothing but the coarse salt i sprinkle on them before cooking

>>8018134
oh yeah..

>>8018018
'go'za

>>8018018
that's no butter

>>8018185
It's just room temperature butter, trust me I'm a milkman

damper and butter my friends

>>8018018
>>8018187
>>8018194
Butter is shit tier compared to Lard. Lard on bread = amazing.

>>8018199
Lard has a taste? I thought it taste plain like canola oil.
Whats it taste like?

>>8018209
Bacon fat

>>8018219
Retard.

>>8018171
would eat/10

>>8018018
In my family its salt
They never fucking season anything

>>8018185
>>8018187
Of course it's butter.
And yes, I take it out of the fridge about 20 minutes before I intend to use it.

>>8018209
This. Thought it was neutral.

>>8018256
It is kind of neutral, but not entirely.

Butter is also not entirely neutral in taste.

>>8018018
Had the best ham sandwich of my life the other day
Lightly toasted bread, mayo on both slices and sprinkled with salt and pepper. Shit ton of ham in between, cut diagonally
Makes my dick hard.

>>8018118

>tfw my dad always used to make butterbrot mit salz & pfeffer

Delish~

>>8018171
THIS
We have Yukon Golds fresh constantly where I live, I love making the skins crispy by adding a bit of oil, salt and pepper before cooking.
My Dad is a heathen, always throws potatoes in foil before he puts them in the oven... makes you miss out on that gorgeous crisp skin!

>>8018326
next time, try it without oil.

>rinse potatoes, pat mostly dry
>cover in coarse salt
>put directly on oven rack
>put rack into gas mark 7 / 425F oven
>1 hour

they always come out crispier than they did when i used oil.

This time of year, I love a good tomato sandwich.

I can't fucking stand mayo, though, so I usually just hit it with salt and pepper. Any other ideas on a replacement for mayo? They seem a little lacking without some sort of condiment.

>>8018402
a little balsamic vinegar maybe? that's a good complement to tomatoes and if you're careful with your drizzle you can probably not make a terrible mess

I like dipping my hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin's Canal.

pimped frozen pizza

>>8018424
She's a neuroscientist AND a chef?! What a woman!

>>8018402
uh... butter?

>>8018456
I actually don't like butter all that much, either. I have an aversion to most white/creamy sauces or condiments. I think it stems from my shitty neighbor, when we were young, all his mother would feed him was bologna and mayo sandwiches, and he always had mayo smeared on his face, and his fucking breath always reeked like mayo and bologna, and he used to think it was the funniest shit to burp in people's faces. Ugh, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.

>>8018412
this sounds good, actually. Could just put some mozzarella and have a bruschetta sandwich.

>>8018439
She'll be the UN envoy who speaks for humanity when aliens make contact.

>>8018402
Queso fresco

>>8018018
That looks like margarine

>>8018018
As someone living away from 'normal foods' I miss beef and good cheese the most. Its just too expensive here to buy it. 250g mince is like 18usd for good stuff. Also everything has too much sugar. Bread is full of sugar, you dip cheese pizza in sugar syrup, its in the butter too! Its driving me nuts! South Korea btw.

>>8018466
>traumatised by mayo
lmao

>>8018491
That seemed to more about the creeper than the mayo.

>>8018064
That's because you have autism

Sucking on lemon wedges dipped in a cup of sugar

Green apples with salt

>>8018209
Where I'm from lard comes in different grades.
Pastry-grade lard is plain, almost tasteless.
Pleb lard keeps a meaty taste.
Cured, unrendered lard is also consumed. This oviously keeps a very strong meaty taste.

Some people also make lard at home; if you know you're going to use it with meat, there's no point in purifying it to pastry-grade.

>>8018502
I think the one with autism is you.
A goud simple soup with fresh bread is great whn it's cold outside.
Hell, fresh bread is always good. So what exactly are you saying, dumbo?

>>8018534
>So what exactly are you saying, dumbo?

I'm not the guy you're replying to, but probably that "simplicity = autism".

Which is kind of a dumb comment for him to make because good bread and soup is anything but simple.

He probably thinks soup comes from a can and that bread comes in a plastic bag that says "wonder" on it.

Good bread. By itself, with oil and salt, with butter and salt, with anything.

Also, fruit. It's so good you don't usually bother trying to make it better and eat as is.

>>8018502
>>8018534

Siding with soup Anon here. A good bowl of soup is the bomb diggety, especially when you're sick or it's cold out. Or, if it's tomato soup, just anytime you have a toasted cheese sandwich.

>>8018571
>The bomb diggety

>>8018402
Salt, pepper, basil, just a drop of oil, maybe a slice of mozzarella and wa la

>>8018064
My nigga.

Roast some butter nut squash and some sweet potatoes. Blend together with some chicken stock. Add ground sausage or chicken, and orange roasted bell pepper, and some spices of your choice and mix.

Absolutely sublime.

>>8018579
There's few things worthy of being unironically called the bomb diggety, Anon. Good soup is one of them.

Just cheese

pure butter

>>8018098
also a symptom of autism

>>8018402
plain yogurt.

>>8018018
That's because the users of this board are mainly American. Americans don't do simple food. Everything has to have 10 dimensions to it.

>>8018782
>10 dimensions
of cheese

>>8018789
*"cheese"

Sardines and crackers

Not under appreciated here because we're a bunch of animals. Just under appreciated in general in 'merica

>>8018515
That's not even simple. A green apple would be simple. Adding salt to it is the definition of altering something simple and making it more complicated.

>>8018774
maybe of a sensory disorder, but not autism if it's just biting into butter

>>8018466
Good god anon, I think I might have to go off mayo for a while now. I'm sorry that shit happened to you.

>>8018805
>eating assholes

>>8018018
Ketchup in pizza.

>>8018018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttMrSCnQnnk

>>8018402

Japanese mayo

>>8018402
I think pesto would be good

>>8018493
You pompous little shithead, it's about time you manned up and ate some real pork scratching's and not that fake shit you've got over in America, you cunt. THESE are proper pork scratching's you gormless fucking tosspot.

>>8018424

I like collecting discarded photos from photo booths at the Gare de l'est

>>8018402

mozzarella slices and basil/pesto for the trifecta.

>>8018948
How indie and whimsical of you.

>>8018921
>black country

which one? Gabon?

>>8018402
I make hummus and tomato sandwiches all the time

>>8018402
Mashed avocado makes a good alternative to both mayo and butter spreads, satisfies that craving for fat.

>>8018810
This. Even Jesus hated figs.

>>8018502

Saying someone has autism because they like simple foods does not make any sense. Kys.

>>8018591

That sounds incredible. I like French onion with fresh baguette. Hard to beat that for me.

>>8018018
Why is that butter white?

>>8019151
Real butter is white. People in America even believe cheese is actually orange.

Schmalzbrot a best. A little black pepper, a little salt, and it's heaven.

>>8018182
reminds me of the polish soup that gets served in a hollow bread.

>>8018792
I'm amerifat and thats one of my favorite snacks. I may have some right now then watch Donald Trump speeches

>>8018466
Jesus Anon. My little sister used to eat toast with bologna and obscene amounts of cream cheese. She would take a bite out of the broad side of the sandwich instead of the corner and smear her whole face with cream cheese. I still fucking hate cream cheese because of that trauma. You're not alone I guess.

>>8018073
I think so. I've hardly eaten bread and butter since witnessing my moms denture marks in a slice at breakfast 20 years ago.

>>8018402
Black olive tapenade

>>8018199
MY AFRICAN AMERICAN

Yes, add some paprika powder and fresh sliced onions (preferably purple) and you've got yourself some god tier yummies

>>8018810
>not eating ass

it's like you want your gf to be blacked

A bowl of rice.

>>8018134

>>8019197
Eww.
Recently cooked Schmalz myself out of raw pork fat.
ProTip: That's OK, but don't do it in your own appartment.

>>8018797
How come OP gets to post buttered bread instead of just bread then?

>>8018182
Is that Slovakian?
Been to Slovakia a week ago and they served all soups in bread like your pic.

>>8018402
I like a tomato sandwich on lightly toasted pumpernickel, just enough to give it a crunch, with thinly sliced mushrooms and a slice of mozzarella. I'm in the same boat you are, though; needs a condiment.

>>8018402
Sour cream/creme fraiche

>>8019823

come to think of it, how come he doesn't have to just post wheat sheafs?

>>8019207
Żurek

fried rice just simple rice with a little bit of egg in it. fucking god tier

>>8018402
sour cream and avocado with some hot sauce

>>8018502
>>>/b/

>>8018026
Underappreciated post.

>>8018068
I hate eating unmelted butter. I'll only eat it melted. It doesn't sent shivers down my spine, but it tastes like shit to me for some reason. Texture really does go a long way I, suppose.

>>8018515
>salt on fruit
fucking heresy

>>8018171
God tier

>>8020555
Well nigga everytime you salt your cucumbers, advocado, pepper or anything with seeds in it you're eating fucking fruit

(Cheddar) Cheese on crackers.

>>8018402
Try tartare sauce + pepper/salt

>>8018018
Jammed Toast.

>>8018771
>thread discusses him eating butter
>it's clearly I can't believe it's not butter, which, unbelieveably, is not actually butter
triggered

>>8018018
who puts on this much butter??

>>8020530
my negro amigo

Even room temperature butter is revolting.

>>8018018
Bagel with cream cheese

>>8019481
Magyar/10

>>8018534
funny missclick
I was referring to >8018068

>>8018502
Get that buzzword off this board buddy.

>>8018018
Jadak

>>8021644
:)

>>8018889
i used to do vegemite on the BOTTOM of cold day old pizza ( impossible to spread on the top really, salt hits your tongue faster anyways )

Apples and penut butter, such a good after work snack.

>>8021777
I actually take a little ziplock bag of sliced apples that have been dusted with dutch cinnamon to have as morning tea when i'm moving about the warehouse, shit is so cash.

>>8022187
>dutch cinnamon
what?

>>8022222
You might know it as either Baker's cinnamon or Cassia, it has different regional names.
It's different to normal cinnamon.

>>8020708
>salt your cucumbers

lewd

I like to have a bit of toast with cod liver, pinch of salt, pepper if you're adventurous.
ignore useless garnish
butter optional
toast >>> bread

>>8022222
third quint on this fucking board by yours truly

>>8022241
I'll go look it up - had a waffle lately with this (I think), but I figured the cinnamon was run off the mill cinnamon.

>>8018502
soup and bread is great, but you're over salting it.

>>8022246
Smoked cods liver on toasted rye, dry riesling and frozen grapes on a lazy summer morning. Shit is cash.

rice and butter. not sure why there's such a stigma against it. Same with pasta and butter. just has to dose the salt right

English food.
I'm not memeing here.
So much of it is just comfy and heartwarming like lancaster hotpot.

>>8018239
>she keeps the butter in the fridge

>>8018584
>wa la

>>8022391
>lancaster hotpot

pb&j

>>8018018
butter too warm, bread too thick, wrong knife.
Very sloppy distribution.

>>8022455
>she

>>8018098
>There's nothing wrong in disliking butter
You are not talking about disliking butter, you are dreading it, which is slightly deranged.
Inconsequential stuff should not affect you this way, so it is something that is wrong with you.

>>8020708

>that kid in elementary school that went around bragging about how he was the only one who knew that tomatoes were actually a fruit and not a vegetable
>still continues to do it 20 years later, but now it's on an anonymous cooking board to save himself from embarrassment

>>8021544

Did jack cut those onions? What the fuck.

Tuna salad sandwich

>>8018018
I know a lot of great things have been mentioned here, but one thing that always seems to go underappreciated is senpai's special sauce

>>8022499
Mm mmm, love me some tuna salad.
I put in minced dill pickles.

>>8018018

Enjoy this rustic experience, authentically served on an old wooden board. Only here, at Breåd.

>>8019219
Monica

>>8020708
>implying the fruit and vegetable designation isn't totally arbitrary in the first place

>>8019824
nope, no slovak dishes contain basil

>>8022499
This might be haram but my favorite thing on chicken salad sandwiches is a little splash of tapatio hot sauce on each bite.

>>8019197
I recently bought a stick of lard just to try it. Just plain white lard. It's quite okay and as I am writing this, my lard is warming up in the kitchen to be spread on some bread together with caviar.

>>8018502
>look everyone I used the memeword too aren't I cool

crisps and nutella

>>8022813
Ugh... Really?
Never tried that combination, but the thought of it makes me feel sick instantly.
You must be British, my Ex-EU-friend...

>>8018584
It's pronounced viola

>>8018889
Ive seen this posted maybe 3 times this week. Is this something that people really do, or is it just a funny picture?

>>8022473
>arguing semantics
someone isn't good at perceiving intent

just admit it, you love to fuck butter

>>8022910
There is an area in my country that does this and they are disgusting.

>>8022967
consider homicide

>>8022967
Ketchup kills any flavor.
So whatever. If you can stand the taste of ketchup, then you can also stand the taste of ketchup with anything, including pizza or pure fresh vomit or dog shit.

Really washing that down might take a lot of alcohol though, both because of physical and psychological reasons.

Rice with a little salt and butter.

>>8019404
kek

>>8022899
i'm british and also disgusted. he is not one of us.

>>8019824
Slovak and literally never had soup like that. Might be a newfangled trend tho.

>>8021544
oh dang anon thanks for sharing, you really got some serious nostalgia going for me. my grandpa used to make this for dinner all the time. I vastly preferred green onions though. All the veggies were fresh from his garden, and the lard from a pig he raised himself.

>>8018771
I usually eat fairly healthy, but sometimes I just mix up a batch of butter and sugar and eat it as a snack. It makes me feel like a slob monster, but it's so good.

>>8022499
Fuck I haven't made tuna salad in ages.

I should really get on that, it's fucking delicious.

>>8022497
>tard doesn't know how garnished cut onions look
welp nothing to see here

>>8018488
>dipping pizza in sugar syrup
South korea, what the fuck?

>>8018018
your butter looks wack as fuck m8
why isnt it yellow wtf?

>>8018018
Buttered biscuits are better Tbh.

>>8018018
How do you make this?

>>8024956
That's cookies with butter on them

>>8024702
Most of their pizza is sickly sweet from what I heard, rather unrecognizable.

Video is cickbait as shit but gives you an idea how different it is by how the react to some normal as shit pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA

>>8025145
Get out amerifat

>>8025131
I'd start with milking a cow.

>>8024956
>buttering rich teas instead of digestives
disgusting

>>8025160
>B-Brittania rule the waves
Fuck tea btw

>>8025160
>puts butter on his cookies
>calls anyone else fat

>Results for 2014 showed that 61.7% of adults were overweight or obese (65.3% of men and 58.1% of women). The prevalence of obesity is similar among men and women, but men are more likely to be overweight. A substantial proportion of obese adults have a body mass index (BMI) of well over 30.
Source: noo.org.uk

>>8025263
Digestives aren't packed full of sugar like American biscuits

>>8018771
To be honest, I'd probably put a spoon in a tub of butter or take a bite out of a stick (and promptly spit it out) just for a picture like this

>>8025268
>he hasn't been to America
>he thinks he knows what an American biscuit is
Protip: internet memes rarely reflect reality. Frozen food biscuits aren't "American biscuits".

>>8025283
>implying sugar filled, unhealthy chips ahoy biscuits aren't american

>always end up browsing /ck/ when im out of food and its 0300
god fucking dammit

Cheese and crackers

>>8018921
>brit thinks he knows anything about food or cooking

>>8025268
>t-they have a little less sugar than american cookies so it's okay to eat five of them coated in a thick layer of butter
Too bad you've already outed yourself as a fatass by posting >>8024956 you hamhanded retard

>>8022910
>Ive seen this posted maybe 3 times this week. Is this something that people really do, or is it just a funny picture?

I don't know about "people" but I do, when making shitty frozen pizzas.

>>8020555
My girlfriend's family dips sliced fruit such as pears or apples in salted water so that any that they didn't eat wouldn't rot so quickly.
Initially I thought it was pretty weird, but the second or two of saltiness that gave way to the sweetness of the pear was a really interesting experience.
I'm not sure if the rotting trick actually worked or not because I fucking well ate them all.

>>8022998
>Ketchup kills any flavor.

Unfortunately not.

I mean, I'm sure if you're not usually using ketchup, the vinegar-dissolved flavors will carry much stronger than the still-in-the-ingredients flavors of whatever dish you're eating, but as somebody who regularly uses ketchup for things I otherwise cannot stand, I can still taste the underlying flavor through the ketchup.

>But anon, why are you eating things that taste bad?

Sometimes I experiment with flavor profiles and fuck it uuup. Sometimes, I'm eating in a cafeteria and whatever they're offering, that's lunch today. Sometimes it tasted great yesterday and the re-heated leftovers are much more boring.

>>8018527
>Some people also make lard at home; if you know you're going to use it with meat, there's no point in purifying it to pastry-grade.

Or if you know you're going to use it as a spread, in which case the meat taste is also part of what you want.

>>8018550

Additionally, the Italian kitchen is all about simplicity.*

*Not implying they don't have complex flavor profiles but you're not going to put pesto on everything

>>8021644
>ostemad
>rugbrod

:D

>>8025544
>I'm not sure if the rotting trick actually worked or not because I fucking well ate them all.

eatinglikeafatblokeappropriatesamericancultureyoucishetoppressor

>>8022702
THIS

>>8018402
Cream cheese

>>8022246

smoked cod liver is amazing

I like to add onions and garlic though and fry it on the pan.

>the BLT

Just have some good bacon, amazing tomatoes, good mayo (homemade or not), fresh lettuce.

>as simple as it gets
>TYB Kenji

http://www.seriouseats.com/2016/08/blt-manifesto-how-to-make-best-bacon-lettuce-tomato-sandwich.html

>>8018771
Goddamn I've posted about regularly eating a butter/oil blend spread, usually with some chunks of parmesan and i get no attention fuck you guys

>>8020555
It works great with green apples.

chicken tendies

Pickles and chess sandwich

>>8021777
Oh bby I used to eat that all the time when I was dieting. Even better with almond butter

>>8025242
Didn't have an digestives. I usually prefer to put nutella on rich tea but I didn't have any of that either.

>>8018326
how is that possible?

>>8018018
Why the fuck is teh butter so white ? fucking

>>8027485
t.uncultivated burgertard

lately Ive taken a liking to cream cheese and smoked bacon bagels, Midwest bagels and lox

>>8022462

>toasted

Oh look, it's ruined.

>>8027058

I'm going to fucking puke. What the fuck man

Smoked salmon fins

>>8027519

oh hello painfully obsessed yuropoop

>>8018018
some crispy chicken/duck skin

Breaded butter

Yogurt and granola or cereal.

>>8022813
Salty and sweet, I can see how it would be good. Like chocolate covered pretzels.

>>8022904
When I was younger I remember everyone pronouncing it like that.

Chicken and waffles

>>8022795
Plain lard isn't really that great for it, we get lard with these crunchy brown pork-pieces in it, those really make it shine.

Beansprouts and soy sauce.
Fucking choice.

Pan con tomate

i could eat this everyday

I'll eat this shit by the jar

pan fried potatoes

>>8025578
D:

>>8018018
Watermelon + lemon juice

Trust me.

raw egg, sugar and butter mixed tastes unbelievably good
I'm not even fat

>>8030634
Add flour and chocolate nuggets and you get a cookie dough

>>8028808
That's just tomato bread, right?
"Bread with Tomato"

>>8030945
Nah
>roast bread in oven
>take a garlic clove and rub it all over
>take tomato and rub it all over
>sprinkle of salt
>splash of hq olive oil

>>8018022
Stems and cherries with pits in them? Seems lazy as fuck.

>>8029069
:^)

>>8030959

bruschetta?

>>8018958
America

>>8031250
NO YOU RUB THE TOMATO NOT FUCKING CUT IT UP AND SPREAD OVER AND THERE IS NO FUCKING BASIL OMG
Learn to see the fucking difference between Catalan and fucking ITALIAN cooking, Anon. Wew. Just wew.

This might be one of my favorite things to eat super simple just a little salt or a little bit of soy sauce and I'm in heaven

>>8018108
Someone reads too much hentai.
Take a break once in awhile, man.

>>8018018
Behold, a ear of corn!

>protip for the bbq, place the corn cobs rigth in the coals, keep a eye on them tho they cook fast, probably the tastiest way to cook corn

>>8028841
>olives without the pit

shiggydiggy

real olives always taste better

>>8026305
cause we dont pay attention to attention whores

>>8021544
Tökéletes

>>8018502

>>8020555
black pepper is a fruit. what now, bitch?

eggy bread

>>8018402
Dijon mustard

>>8031255
>implying

I've had bruschetta in Italy without basil.

Not, I will admit, with a tomato "rub" but eh. EH I say.

>>8022495
KEK

>>8027058
Way to ruin a perfectly good grilled cheese faggot.

>>8031259

came here to post this. fucking plain basmati rice with a tahdig and some lamb broth. god tier

>>8018018
Get some Arepita with perico and aguacate OP

>>8018889
In my country it's very common, we even have pizza flavoured ketchup. And I personally enjoy ketchup on pizza, makes it taste more tomatoey and sweet. I don't know why some you people consider it to be disgusting. To me something like putting mayo on fries is a much more off-putting.

>>8027058
>Cheese and pickle

Based

>TOASTED cheese and pickle

SOILED IT

caprese, you fucks. tomato, basil, mozz, balsamic vinegar. nothing else.

>>8018908
This. I eat this shit straight with a spoon, it's godlike

>>8031259
That would put me to sleep very fast after consumption.

>>8033752
t. genocide propaganda

>>8033752
you need to go. now.

>>8033752
What country is that? I'm sending a "care package" there now

when i was growing up we would sometimes have just artichokes for dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s2YQZg-pmI

>>8034495

When I was growing up we sometimes had nothing for dinner, That doesn't mean I enjoyed it.

Just artichokes is depressing man.

>>8022813
>Nutella

>>8022659
Expected this.

>>8019219
consume cyanide instead

>>8018889
You fucking brazilian monkey

>>8031255
We do the tomato spreading as well in Italy, at least in the south where I am. Lightly toast, or not, bread. Cut up tomato and spread it on the bread, olive oil, salt, oregano. Wala. Best on sourdough bread

>>8018018
Potatoes with Quark (with herbs or garlic)

Funnily, our Quark doesn't exist outside of German speaking countries.

>>8022669
Maybe vegtables are arbitrary, but fruit is not.

>>8035049
I buy quark from Quebec. It's not a proper noun either, stop capitalizing it.

>>8035067
Autist detected

>>8035049
Quark became supertrendy in the Nordic like 5 years ago or so and has stayed that way. Though flavored dessert-kinda quark is the most popular, like vanilla-flavored quark (my temptation).

>>8018584
>oh la la

>>8022495
/ck/ is the board with best banter imo

>>8027058
>not pickled peppers

fried sticks of rye bread with minced garlic, served with sour cream dip sauce

>>8018782
yeah, like the hotdog and apple pie.

>>8024956
add some cheddar and you're golden

>>8018018

Molletes

>>8035731
word / orale

>>8018402
I was skeptical, but I just tried this and god fucking damn is it amazing

Tomato on bread, just a dab of mayo, salt pepper and basil. MMMM

>>8035548
no, fatty

>>8020708
>>8022495
holyguac rekt

>>8035067
get a life

>>8034495
:c

>>8033752
obtaining IP address and president on the line
enjoy the nuke

>>8033746
what that

>>8031334
>>protip for the bbq, place the corn cobs rigth in the coals, keep a eye on them tho they cook fast, probably the tastiest way to cook corn
good sstuf, thanks.
last time I went barbecuing it took like 20 mins to get one corn cooked

>>8018022
as a german this triggers me

>>8036822
>multiquoting
fuck off

>>8031209
god i hate dishes like that.

>>8037522
sorry, old habits die hard.
I'll refrain from it next time

Mussels

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/11/the-best-moules-mariniere-sailor-style-mussels-recipe.html

>>8034787
>He's never tastes perfectly roasted artichokes, eaten slowly with a spoon, melting on his tongue.
>He's never lived
Oh anon

>>8036822
fuck off tardboy

>>8019966

I spent years waiting to try this fucking stupid shit.. no your not allowed.. i fucking hated going to that shithole church.. i almost never even went.. just weddings and shit but still i wanted tha tfucking little round thig,.... little did i know they suck fucking balls..

Hacking Fortify or Stealth?

>>8018402
I like putting spicy honey mustard, never even tried mayo.

>>8018402
Cream cheese

>>8022466
Autism

>>8031209
Only some of them look like they have seeds/stem. I think its intended so you can pluck them and eat them separate from the cake.

>>8018239
dont care about the butter. The toast is RAW.!!!??

>>8037756
awesome

and a glass of finely chilled uozo

>>8040774
You ain't Virginian if u never tried this

>>8018424

God Tier movie that I watch at least once a year.

>>8021544
Hibatlan. Spotless

>>8040774
>jellybeans aren't raw
>steak is still soft

0/10 not a true connoisseur

Sugar & Grits

>>8019236
Hot

>>8028841

While I love pitted olives, there's something about those pimento stuffed fuckers that I can't get enough of.

I'm a bit of a martini slut, and routinely put 6 or 7 of them in my drink.

>>8037756

A good feed of mussels and a few pints of bitter is my idea of heaven.

>>8018018
Why is your butter white anon?

>>8019197
Schmalzbrot is 11/10 while Butterbrot is a 8/10
Without salt, both reduce to 4/10

>>8018018
Lightly buttered molasses oatmeal bread + beer
10/10 combo. Even if I make a loaf without intending to drink, it just makes me want a beer.

>>8018314
SLAV BUTTERBROD

Getting hungry now thanks !

>>8018260
>Butter is also not entirely neutral in taste.
Literally no one has ever claimed it is.

>>8018402
Please tell me you at least butter the bread. The mayo's main purpose in that sandwich is to keep the bread from becoming a soggy, disgusting mess.

>>8018921
>>you cunt
>>proper
>>gormless fucking tosspot

im a fucking brit and i think youre trying too hard

>>8022462
Grilled pb&j is a whole new ballgame of delicious.

>>8044577

because butterfat can vary in colour based on several factors, the main one being diet