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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:25:56 2016 No.8031290 [Reply] [Original]

Cooking webm thread please.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:36:57 2016 No.8031331 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1467580453268.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:42:03 2016 No.8031343 >>8031331 this feeds a whole family in mexico?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:45:22 2016 No.8031354 >>8031331 What the fuck is this monstrosity?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:46:53 2016 No.8031359 >>8031331 people actually pay for that? and did he pour fucking soda on there?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:50:30 2016 No.8031373 >>8031359 i think it's some sort of tomato juice

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:54:41 2016 No.8031386 >>8031359 >>8031373 It was clam/tomato juice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:55:38 2016 No.8031392 >>8031373 i hope so, i really do

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:56:42 2016 No.8031398 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, 1445286484086.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:57:16 2016 No.8031402

>>8031331

ingredients
>1 bag potato chips
>every onion, diced
>beans
>sun-dried tomatoes?
>chocolate???
>prunes?
>malt vinegar?
>hot sauce
>taco sauce
>chili powder
>crack cocaine
>lime juice
>clamato

directions
>mix all ingredients in plastic container
>let rest until the screaming stops

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 17:59:29 2016 No.8031409 >>8031398 Kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:02:31 2016 No.8031421 >>8031398 man i have always wondered what is the best way to open a coconut?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:04:57 2016 No.8031427 >>8031421 Screwdriver into the holes if you want the milk, then wrap it in a bag and break it open with a hammer

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:07:29 2016 No.8031437 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8031398

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:09:17 2016 No.8031441 >>8031437 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:09:54 2016 No.8031442 >>8031441 A BBC show called "The Restaurant"; it wasn't very successful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:23:44 2016 No.8031472 >>8031398 This reminds me of when I was 4 and wanted jam but couldnt open the jar so I grabbed a hammer from dad's tools and started smashing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:26:18 2016 No.8031476 File: 2.53 MB, 320x240, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:27:15 2016 No.8031482 >>8031290 >gordon was already preparing himself to spit out the food before she says anything good scripted shows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:28:50 2016 No.8031488 >>8031437 Jesus that's the same woman who had trouble with the coconut. How does she know how to dress in the morning?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:29:15 2016 No.8031490 >>8031482 He probably prepares himself to spit out everything he eats on that show beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:30:06 2016 No.8031493 >>8031398 I'm pretty sure Charisse with cerebral palsy could open that coconut quicker than they could.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:32:16 2016 No.8031507 >>8031331 Best 'go 'za ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:40:28 2016 No.8031533 >>8031437 >>8031398 staaaaahp

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:43:16 2016 No.8031541 >>8031476 What a shit pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 18:45:30 2016 No.8031546 >>8031541 Sure, but it was made without having to pay five stoners minimum wage, and the machine won't spit in your food if you don't offer it a tip/bribe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:23:38 2016 No.8032342 >>8031546 Alright, just think about how a person would be able to spit in your food without you noticing at the point when you would be offering a tip. How the fuck would that be possible?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 26 23:26:36 2016 No.8032345 >>8031541 They'll improve the robots in time. Maybe on a larger scale it could make something great

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 07:32:40 2016 No.8033261 File: 2.39 MB, 1283x540, 1467053163239.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 07:35:17 2016 No.8033265 >>8031290 Requests for media belong on /wsr/. >>>/wsr/

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 07:40:45 2016 No.8033274 >>8031290 fucking black people. every time

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 07:44:03 2016 No.8033280 >>8031398 holy shit my fingers retracted into my hand. How can anyone over the age of 4 have such horrid motor skills? Jesus fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 07:44:09 2016 No.8033281 >>8033261 is it fucked up that i started salivating?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:00:36 2016 No.8033313 >>8031331 I almost believed it until he added Clamato. Good joke, friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:04:13 2016 No.8033318 >>8033261 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:07:47 2016 No.8033330 >>8033261 I thought it was popcorn cooking at first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:10:19 2016 No.8033337 >>8033265 kys

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:15:10 2016 No.8033349 >>8031437 Was that Raymond Blanc intervening at the end? "ooh la la...you uh, needs to stop zees"

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 08:16:05 2016 No.8033350 File: 1.99 MB, 273x253, Cow_Massage_Brush.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8033261

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 09:52:52 2016 No.8033543 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, Kawaii Iron Chef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 09:56:47 2016 No.8033546 >>8031437 How has she not lost some fingers, what a retard.

Anonymous Sat Aug 27 09:59:57 2016 No.8033552

>>8033546
yeah I'm starting to think this is scripted and they used some kind of fake knife or something.

I mean would you just let a person do this otherwise? I know this is TV but still, someone would stop her because she really, really looks like she's about to lose a finger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:02:37 2016 No.8033561 File: 102 KB, 800x360, Toys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8033274 Fuck off you squinty eyed freak. It was obviously scripted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:04:14 2016 No.8033563 File: 202 KB, 419x610, trumpcard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8031331

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:06:50 2016 No.8033568 >>8033261 >what do you do for a living buddy? >i kick chickens so they get into the chicken harvester

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:16:41 2016 No.8033583 >>8031437 Can you weebs see now why German knives are best? No weeb knife could stand up to that kind of normal everyday use

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 10:17:41 2016 No.8033585 >>8033330 Same

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 12:58:12 2016 No.8033856 File: 356 KB, 1500x1064, img_4061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8033350 That's adorable. Better than goat toys

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 13:02:50 2016 No.8033865 >>8031290 >black people >feminists

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 13:03:11 2016 No.8033868 >>8033568 fulfills childhood dream in spanish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 13:05:47 2016 No.8033876 >>8031476 you wouldn't download apizza...

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 13:07:57 2016 No.8033882 >>8033543 :3

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 13:21:59 2016 No.8033924 >>8033543 >Wants to be a chef >Doesn't cook anything

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:06:24 2016 No.8034039 >>8033561 Whats the name of the first and second one? Thats pretty funny actually

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:19:49 2016 No.8034078 >>8032345 >Maybe on a larger scale it could make something great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElQG6ZYR4zg

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:20:46 2016 No.8034080 >>8031441 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:21:33 2016 No.8034083 >>8032342 I think it applies more to ordering from the same place repeatedly and never tipping.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:22:22 2016 No.8034089 >>8031402 >clamato make it STOP

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 14:28:20 2016 No.8034109 >>8031441 it looks like some kind of evaporated milk

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 27 15:38:50 2016 No.8034346 >>8034078 >>8034080 Proof that there is no such thing as a just and loving God. Fuck my life.

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