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>Go to Burger King
>Order a Whopper meal plain without cheese
>Get the meal
>Have fucking double of everything

This happened several years ago, and I've since learned to appreciate burgers with stuff on them, but I was so fucking mad at the time. Now I can laugh at how ridiculous the whole situation was.

>hanging out with uncle
>he decides to go to mcdonalds for breakfast
>order food
>get home
>check the order
>they completely forgot the pie
>hash browns are rock-hard and look like they were left in the fryer a half hour too long
>uncle gets fucking livid and we drive back up
>sit at one of the nearby tables while my uncle asks half the employees if they'd eat those fucking hashbrowns, all of them saying no
>manager comes
>uncle asks him the same thing while slamming every food item on the counter one at a time
>manager offers him a refund
>uncle tells him to go fuck himself and he storms out, slamming the door open on the way

>be kid
>eat at restaurant with family
>parents order a side of fries for each kid's meal
>we were four kids
>they bring four servings of fries on three plates
>???
Fucking idiots.

>order from local Chinese place
>HERRO WAT I GET FOHH YUUUU
>Ordered the chicken fried rice and veggie eggrolls
>put heavy emphasis on no seafood because I am allergic
>repeated "No seafood please" almost 6 times
>bite into my eggroll
>in the ER for the remainder of the night

Fucking shrimp eggrolls.

>>8012250
Should've sued senpai

>local döner place
>whenever we eat there, it is a pain in the ass to communicate our orders
>vegan friend orders large fries with no mayo
>"Mayo on the fries?"
>"No, no mayo please"
>"Okay so one döner plate, one fries with mayo and one large fries with mayo?"
>"No, mayo on the small fries and no mayo on the large fries"
>"Okay, got it"
>they put mayo on all the fries
Great friendly people, but they can be so moronic at times
>>8012247
He should have accepted the refund and then told him to fuck off.
>>8012250
I hope you sued their asses. They put your health in danger.

>>8012195
>THIS IS WHAT I ORDERED
Then I fail to see the problem, OP. Maybe you're retarded?

>>8012249
I fucking hate when restaurants do that. If we ordered two servings of fries, put them on two plates unless we clearly indicate theyre for sharing. Now it's unclear how much goes to each person

>>8012247
>>uncle tells him to go fuck himself and he storms out, slamming the door open on the way

Wat.

Does your uncle suffer from diabetes?

>>8012203
nope, I was getting biscuits for the tendies at CFA next door and i hate sprite

>>8012297
Was this at the Savi Ranch location in like Yorba Linda/Anaheim Hills

>>8012283
isn't*

>>8012300
nope.

>>8012302
isn't what?

>be american
>fast food

>>8012314
>be fast
>american food

>>8012290
Wait, is this actually a common thing for restaurant stuff to do? It's atrocious. I thought it was only that terrible restaurant that did it. The single other time we went there, my schnitzel came half an hour after everyone else at the huge table had gotten their food.

>>8012297
You don't like cfa biscuits? I hear they're pretty good.

>>8012195
>Want a big Mac but the gig size
Great what soda do you want?
>No, I want the big mac, the big size big mac
Yes but what soda do you want?
>I want the big size Burger
What soda...
>I DONT WANT ANY SODA
Ok sir you number is blah blah blah
Here is the thing McDonalds if I ask for a big Mac burger I want a big Mac burger, I don't want fires, I don't want salad and i don't want fucking soda.
It pisses me off because I can tell they get told by management that unless they get written direction by the costumer of only selling them a burger they have to assume he wants fries and soda and I fell for it once and just paid for the whole thing because I was tired but now they pulled that shit on me so many times I make a real big deal about it and then I complain online

>>8012362
That's just because the vast, vast majority of people are ordering a Big Mac meal. The staff have probably heard "I'll have a Big Mac" and the retard at the other end meant "I'll have a Big Mac Meal" that they err. on the side of caution and assume you mean a meal.

>>8012350
afternoon breakfast. I sleep in hard on saturday

>>8012373
No, it is because the restaurant gets more money if they sell menus.

>>8012362
This is why you clearly state that you ONLY want the sandwich. Do you really think the person making 7.25 taking your order gives a fuck whether they are making the company money?

>With a group of 11 people in a restaurant abroad
>The drinks we ordered arrive, except for two
>After a while they ask if they can have their drinks
>"Sorry, we did not have that beer"
>"Can we order another then?" - they order Corona
>Waiter comes back with two bottles of Heineken, already opened
>"Excuse me, we ordered Corona, not Heineken"
>"We were out of Corona"
>"We don't want Heineken. If you had told us you didn't have Corona, we would've ordered Natakhtari"
>"We can't take it back, it's already opened"
This goes back and forth a couple of times, until the waiter finally takes away the Heinekens and brings Natakhtari. The Heinekens did end up on the bill.

To be continued

>>8012311
isn't a problem

>>8012496
It's because the default order is a menu, since it's by far the most common order, and people who only want a burger ask for only a burger instead of being fucking autistic.

>>8012362
>Want a big Mac but the gig size
Great [...]
>No, I want the big mac, the big size big mac
Yes [...]
The burger part of the order was over here. You didn't have to start from beginning like a broken record, you had to go on after she asked about the drink :
>No drink please.
Or, to clarify about the menu, since she got that part wrong in her mind of hers :
>Only the burger please.

How fucking hard is that? And since when saying the same thing over and over again worked anywhere?

>>8012587
k

>go to mcdonald's years ago
>order 10mcnuggets
>girl says they only have 9 mcnuggets, is a select to replace the missing one okay?
>say yes

Best this isn't my order ever.

>>8012574
Same restaurant, same day:
>Waiter brings mussels
>Who ordered mussels?
>Silence
>We ask the waiter to point at the dish on the menu to identify who had ordered it
>She points to 'shrimps'
>The guy who ordered shrimps raises his finger but says: "these aren't shrimps, these are mussels, this is not what I ordered"
>Waiter asks him to point at the dish on the menu that he had ordered
>"Look, it says shrimp"
>"This is the dish you ordered, medium sized, like you asked"
>"No, I asked for shrimps, not mussels, the size isn't the isssue. It clearly says shrimps. Those are mussels"
>"This is the dish you ordered. I don't know about English, but in Georgian it says mussels"
He ended up accepting the mussels. They didn't taste bad, but he did vomit later that night.

Half an hour after the mussels, someone else's seafood pizza arrived. It had shrimps on it.

>>8012595
how the fuck does that happen? 9 nuggets?

>>8012496
No, it really isn't. Occam's razor; they can't *force* you to buy the meal so they can't just "accidentally" make more money.

>>8012595
A select?

>>8012605
The old chicken selects: McDonalds first attempt at chicken strips.

>>8012597
>Half an hour after the mussels, someone else's seafood pizza arrived.

As in Georgia, former member of the USSR? That "food comes one dish at a time when it's ready" thing drives me up the wall.

>>8012602
It was late at night.

>be me
>visit distant cousin in England
>go for lunch at an "pub"
>order biscuits and gravy
>get this
>wtf?!?!??!

>>8012588
How fucking hard is to understand that a burger doesn't involve fries or soda as ingredients?
If you order a hot dog in a hot dog stand do they give you a beer?
If I buy some donuts do I come out with cookies?
When you ask the butcher for beef do you walk out with chicken?
Unless I order a soda, unless I use the word meal or soda I don't want fucking soda.
Next time I will pay the price of the entire meal and when they bring me soda and fries I will make a huge deal about they charging me for soda I didn't order

>>8012550
The person making 7.25 is FORCED to care by the assistant manager making (maybe) 30k a year. If the AGM isn't getting their full bonus because you're dragging your feet they'll do everything to make your life fucking hell so you quit. (And you have to quit, they can't fire you because they have turnover rate quotas to meet.)

>>8012631
>How fucking hard is to understand that a burger doesn't involve fries or soda as ingredients?

But at no point did you say "burger". You just kept saying "Big Mac". The vast majority (of non-autists) mean "Big Mac meal" when they say that, like it or not.

>Unless I order a soda, unless I use the word meal or soda I don't want fucking soda.

But if you don't give the word "burger" you somehow magically mean a burger?

>>8012619
>As in Georgia, former member of the USSR?
Yes

>That "food comes one dish at a time when it's ready" thing drives me up the wall.
I didn't mind it that much. To me, it was only annoying when (in that same restaurant, that same night) they forgot half of my order and I only knew when everyone else had had their food.
More annoying to me is how you can order one beer in an empty restaurant and wait for 10 minutes to get it. That just reeks of incompetence and/or indifference.
Luckily, in most restaurants I visited in the region (except that one), most waiters were adorable and really tried to be helpful, and looked at me with big beautiful eyes as they tried to understand English.

>>8012550
No, this is why you are getting fucking replaced by machines.
Even if corporate tells you to assume soda and fries with each burger do not assume soda and fries with each burger because costumers are going to get really fucking pissed and when you get 50 complaints they wont have your back

>>8012641
I fucking said burger, I said I wamt a big Mac burger.
Next time I will ask to speak with the manager

>>8012642
>looked at me with big beautiful eyes as they tried to understand English.
You didn't even buy a goddamn phrasebook?

>>8012642
>That just reeks of incompetence and/or indifference.

From my own experience in Moldova it's indifference, mostly from the older staff. I guess shit grinds you down.

>>8012650
>I fucking said burger, I said I wamt a big Mac burger.

>>8012362
>>Want a big Mac but the gig size
>Great what soda do you want?
>>No, I want the big mac, the big size big mac
>Yes but what soda do you want?
>>I want the big size Burger

Yeah, on your 3rd fucking try Capt. Autismo.

Your inability to communicate clearly is nobodies fault but your own.

>>8012630
>an pub

lol, the worst I got was forgotten sauce on the nuggets.

>>8012651
>You didn't even buy a goddamn phrasebook?

lol like you'd even come close to getting the pronunciation right. Georgian has its own alphabet (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgian_scripts)) so a phrase book with "Mussels" in it isn't going to help much, either.

>>8012661
but that is so true, and hilarious.

>>8012651
They wouldn't even begin to understand me if I stumbled and mumbled in a vain attempt to speak their language. They always understood what I wanted because I always pointed at the menu when I ordered. It's more a look of concentration rather than a look of bewilderment. "Tried to understand" was a bit of an overstatement.

>>8012658
It doesn't Matter because even after I used the word burger she still didn't fucking understand.
Honestly just put a big plastic board with drawing illustrating things like no ice on soda or no cheese on burger so I can point to these pot head drop out morons exactly what I want as if I was trying to communicate with a chimpanzee

>>8012671
>It doesn't Matter because even after I used the word burger she still didn't fucking understand.

That's because you fucked up on the 1st try and she'd already assumed you wanted a meal; by the time you even said the word "burger" she was way past you and trying to just get you to tell her what fucking drink you wanted with your not-burger. When you said "burger" she had to mentally reset to your autism level.

>>8012668
and don't try to squeeze any ketchup out of these guys, except maybe chick-filla.

>>8012336
underrated

>last month
>order a Chicken Big Mac menu
>get 2 Happy meals, quarter pounder menu and Big mac menu
>drive home the fastest I've ever driven in fear the family supposed to get it was after me

>>8012679
She gets paid to take fucking orders every day, how fucking hard is to learn to take fucking burger orders and do nothing else?
Is this person supposed to go to college and become a nurse or an teacher? She can't fucking take a fast food order

>>8012696
Congratulations you stole from children, I hope you had fun masturbating to the Barbie that came with the happy meal

>>8012667
>>8012670
The pronunciation should be pretty easy. The only challenges include uvular sounds, cononant clusters and ejectives. It's a gesture of respect to another culture to at least attempt to speak their language. I found that Anglos often assume that everyone caters to their language skills. My own language community also displays this arrogance to everyone except maybe Anglo-, Franco- and Hispanophone people.

>>8012699
>She gets paid to take fucking orders every day, how fucking hard is to learn to take fucking burger orders and do nothing else?

BECAUSE, YOU FUCKING SPASMOLOID AUTISTIC FUCK, WHEN THE VAST MAJORITY, THE NONE-AUTISTIC MAJORITY, ORDER "A BIG MAC" THEY ARE IN FACT ASKING FOR A BIG MAC MEAL. THE McDONALDS WORKER, HAVING WORKED THERE, KNOWS THIS, AND ASSUMES YOU ARE NOT A FUCKING MANDARIN OF AUTISM WHO CAN'T BE FUCKING BOTHERED TO SAY THE WORD "BURGER" AND THUS NATURALLY ASSUMES YOU WISH TO ORDER A BIG MAC MEAL.

>She can't fucking take a fast food order

You can't even order a fucking burger m8, I wouldn't cast aspersions.

>>8012696
>Chicken Big Mac menu
POO IN LOO

>>8012708
>It's a gesture of respect to another culture to at least attempt to speak their language.

>Travel to Australia
>Have a 24 hour layover in China
>HOW DARE YOU NOT LEARN BASIC MANDARIN!

>Went to taco bell for lunch through the drive thru.
>Ordered one of the box meals for $5 that is supposed to come with a doritoes taco, a normal taco, and a burrito that had rice and other stuff in it (forget the name).
>Everyone in the restaurant looked high as fuck, everyone was texting and not giving a fuck.
>Took 20 minutes to get my order on something that should take 3 minutes at most.
>Get home and they gave me three normal tacos with a small container of rice and no box. Drink was also wrong.

I normally don't complain, but I was so furious that I called up corporate to complain. Not only did the local manager call to apologize, but I got a $10 gift card that I still need to use.

>>8012713
Idk why your so angry over this
But every time a get a big Mac I just say I'll have a Big Mac and every time I get just the sandwich and not the meal

>>8012708
I'm not Anglo, in case you're assuming that.
I probably would've tried a bit harder with the language if Georgia had been the only country I visited. I am however bad with languages, and I would get confused pretty fast if I had "I'd like..." "thank you" "please" and "my pleasure" dancing around my head in three different languages.

I used to have German classes right after French classes. It got very confusing to me.

>>8012725
>Idk why your so angry over this

Because the message isn't getting through your crippling autism and social anxiety.

>>8012713
>Well you ordered chicken but everyone else in the line ordered beef so you get beef
Only in McDonalds

>>8012708

>Respect
>Georgia

What did they ever do worth of respect?

>>8012720
Nice strawman
>>8012727
Yeah, sorry for assuming that.
>>8012737
Don't bring >>>/int/ in here.

>>8012574

>Heinekens ended up on the bill after already arguing and making it clear you never asked for or wanted them

I hope you walked out without paying. The mussel/shrimp thing sounds unfortunate.

>>8012745
>Nice strawman

Not really. Where's the cut-off for how long you have to be in a country that it becomes rude not to have a rudimentary understanding of the language? One day isn't enough, so...a week? Two weeks? A month?

>>8012728
>>8012713
What shithole do you guys live in? If I say Big Mac, they ask "meal or just the sandwich?" Same for any item at any chain.

>>8012754
In the end the group did pay, but not for the Heinekens. We were out of there before they could find out.

>>8012762
I wouldn't say time is the main factor. But if you're planning to have some interaction with the locals, it's cool if you at least learn to say hello and thanks. When I traveled to Poland, I learned how to say "Do you speak German or English" and "Sorry, but my Polish is ass". And I tried to say "Thank you" a few times, but the pronunciation is insane.

>>8012762
Not the person you're replying to, but most people you'll meet won't know whether you'll stay for a day or a month. So for them time isn't a consideration. In the vast majority of cases, they'll be at the very least pleasantly surprised if a tourists speaks a couple of words in their language, if the language is obscure. But very few people in such countries will take offence if you speak clear english with a friendly smile.
The smile bit is important. I always make an effort to smile to waiters, and as a result I get a much warmer reception that friends who don't.

>>8012792
>but most people you'll meet won't know whether you'll stay for a day or a month

No, that isn't the point: it takes effort and investment of time to learn a language, so what's the cut-off point for investing that effort?

>>8012763
Probably America where all the workers are stupid niggers.

>>8012728
I'm actually a different anon and the only one who looks autistic here is you

>go with family to taco bell
>brother and I are allergic to beef so we get chicken tacos
>order $12 taco box beef and another in chicken
>guy acts flustered and tells us to pull around
>get to the window and pay. dont realize it at the time that the the guy charged us $12.99 for the beef taco box, $12.99 for ANOTHER beef taco box (just the box apparently) then the $1.99 or whatever each for the twelve chicken tacos to put in it
>get home and see the ~$60 receipt for 24 tacos and two cardboard boxes
>didnt even give us 24 hot sauce packs

>>8012822
kek

>>8012822
>go to taco bell
>allergic to beef

kekasuarus

>>8012825
the chicken tacos and cheesy chicken burritos are good tier amigo

>>8012362
you sound like an asshole. the worker thought you wanted the meal and you KNEW that but you decided to "test" her by just repeating over and over "i want the burger". do everybody a favor and learn how to convey yourself. or try being polite to people that misunderstand you for once in your life fatass

>>8012829
>be allergic to shellfish
>go to Red Lobster

this_makes_perfect_sense.bmp

>>8012834
>restaurant that specializes in one meat ONLY serves that meat

>>8012834
its more about a preservative in the beef than the actual beef I think. exposure doesn't bother us but eating it gives us the rancid greenie meanies

>>8012835
>be allergic to a thing
>let's go to a place that specializes in that thing!

>>8012834
>implying taco bell serves only beef

you should off yourself quickly my friend

>order coke
>is pepsi okay?

>>8012859
>both taste almost the same
>go full autismo if they don't have the brand you like

>go to McDonalds one day
>they have the self-serve machines in now
>automation.jpg
>enter that i want a double hamburger with just ketchup and light seasoning
>get to the pick up counter
>get a hamburger with everything on it
>ask them how they can fuck up a computerized order
>tell me I'm being rude and I need to leave before they call the police
Fuck McDonalds Canada.

>Go to McDonald's
>Order #2, "Two plain cheeseburgers with nothing on them"
>Get bag, unwrap burger wrappers.
>Two burger buns, plain, with nothing on them.

>>8012878

Careful, you might get arrested for hate speech.

>>8012619
No, Georgian as in America, which is why it has its own language, y'all.

>>8012882
Man fuck Trudeau too.
I bet the mantra now is "If we fuck up your order we win."

>go to mcdonald
>orders a double quater pounder meal with a large fries and sprite
>mcdonald ends up giving me 2 big macs, 20 piece mcnuggets, 1 side salad, and my double quater pounder meal
sometime their fuck up can be beneficial

>Go to mcdonalds
>Order 2 big macs a double quarter pounder meal, like 20 nuggets, and a salad.
>Cost me like $25
>Get my food and drive away
>Open it at home
>All I got was the double QP meal, literally everything else was missing.
>Eat my meal that cost a week's worth of groceries, friends end up pissed at me.

I'm never going to McDonalds again.

>>8012863
>almost
That's the key word here pleb. The subtleties make the difference.

>>8012863
>almost the same
a child can tell the difference between a pepsi and a coke and the only people who prefer pepsi are shitskins and shills

>Order double quarter pounder from McDonalds
>get home
>only one patty on my DOUBLE quarter pounder
>eat it anyway fuck it
>later that month order another DQP
>once again, only one patty
>I lose my shit and drive back to have them replace it

How do you even fuck that up?

>>8012778
how 'ard is it to say "dziękuję"?

>order baconator from wendy's
>they forgot the bacon on it
>ask me whether or not i want a new burger or just some bacon
>ask for a new burger
>they make me a new burger
>also gave me a frosty as an apology
>get to keep the baconless baconator
it was all good in the end

>>8012903
you should have gone back and ask for the rest of ur order

>>8012706
>I hope you had fun masturbating
Um uh well yeah, i might have.

>>8012903
should've went in there and caused a scene
thats what my friend always do and we always get free mcdonalds cause of it

>>8012631
>How fucking hard is to understand that a burger doesn't involve fries or soda as ingredients?
>If you order a hot dog in a hot dog stand do they give you a beer?
>If I buy some donuts do I come out with cookies?
>When you ask the butcher for beef do you walk out with chicken?
They didn't give you a soda, they asked you if you wanted one and you somehow refuses to explicitly decline.
>Unless I order a soda, unless I use the word meal or soda I don't want fucking soda.
Then why don't you say so? You keep saying you want a big mac meal as if two different sentences had the same meaning. Does the sound "no" burns your mouth?

>>8012917
I run into this same problem every once in a while as well

>>8012696
>drive home the fastest I've ever driven in fear

pfffffff hahahaha. like yeah mcdonalds will totally send an officer after you to pull you over and return the meal then take you to jail lmao hahahah you fucking pussy

>>8012984
You should read the whole thing before you shitpost.

Me and my buddies go to taco bell each order a meal they handed us our meals and then a 12 pack of variety tacos we just headed out before they could realize a mistake.

>Real nice restaurant, good food good service
>Order a soup to start, with a personal breakfast-type pizza for the main, with a side of sour cream
>Finish soup, a few minutes later my other friends food comes
>Along with a small container of sour cream

They thought I wanted soup with sour cream as a side. The pizza took too long to enjoy it with my friends, so I ended up getting it to go having only the soup. Not a huge deal, pizza was still fucking good and I got a couple bucks off the bill.

I just wonder what the kitchen staff was thinking when someone ordered a small soup with sour cream...

>>8013011
yeah the fucking family is gonna hop in their car and fucking chase you down at high speeds with their kids in the car in order to get their cooled down food back from you

either way it's fucking dumb what he did you stupid nerd. what happens is they complain they didn't get their food or that the employee handed their food to the wrong person. speeding home in fear that somebody is chasing you over fast food is pussy shit and if you're the guy that posted that then you're a fuccboi pussy ass bitch and i'd fuck you up if i saw you little fat fucking pussy

>>8012195
>go to semi-nice restaurant with in-laws
>waiter doesn't seem interested in being there
>we all order
>drinks come out, then nothing for about 20 minutes
>our waiter is nowhere to be seen
>finally another waiter who has been scrambling from table to table asks us if we've been helped/if he can check in on the kitchen for us
>other waiter comes back a few minutes later
>"uh, yeah, uh, I guess they lost your guys' order, I'll go put it in again, here have some free appetizers"
>get a couple random appetizers at no charge, but not the ones we ordered
>about 20 minutes later everyone's order (including the appetizers we actually ordered) comes out except my wife's
>"so uh, the kitchen dropped your order right before handing it to me and it fell on the ground, so it'll be a while"
>"don't worry, we'll give you a discount for your troubles"
>wife's order shows up 15 minutes later
>after over an hour we're finally ready to go
>"so you guys want dessert?"
>fuck no just give us the bill
>he puts the bill in front of my mother-in-law
>I'm paying, so I pick it up and see that our order has been discounted by almost 60%
>ask in-laws how much I should tip
>father-in-law says, "about negative 10 percent"
>tip $2 because the discount was massive, hand the overworked waiter who actually cared about us $10 on our way out
I don't think we're ever going back, which is a shame because the food was actually good.

>Doing some cash work with Dad's friend on my day off
>Car getting serviced so he's driving
>Stop at Red Rooster on the way back to pick up dinner for him and his wife
>Order food
>"i want fresh chips too, not those soggy bits of shit that've been sitting there all day"
>"no problem sir"
>drive through
>Opens bag to grab a few chips
>soggy
>pure rage
>stops in the middle of the road adjacent to the drive through window
>same kid that served him has his head through the window taking another order
>"i fucking told you, you fucking cunt"
>hurls box of chips through the window
>smacks the kid straight between the eyes
>drives off with a massive shit eating grin on his face
>"i fucking told that cunt i didn't want no soggy chips"

Same guy is also banned from 3 KFC's.

>>8013035
He was joking. I bet you're fun at parties you cunt.

>>8013056
i bet you're a little whiny bitch who has never even been to a fucking party.

>oh he was just joking anon!

no the fuck he wasn't and if he was "just joking" it about as funny as a wet sock. i bet it was you that posted that shit you fuckin loser. also i dont care to see your little screenshot "proving it wasn't you"

>>8012671
Your life must be very difficult for you.

>>8013065
Nobody thinks a family is going to chase you down because you got the wrong order. I don't usually call people autistic, but damn, you must be literally autistic.

>>8013081
either you were serious or trying to be funny. if you weren't serious then your sense of humor is complete shit dude.

>>8013045
you and your inlaws seem like cunts. free food, gigantic discounts all for a bit of a wait? and the food was great? what little bitches you are

>>8013087
Nah, it was funny. Way funnier than you're being right now anyways. Go have a beer jackoff.

Only halfway memorable fuck up was when I ordered a medium rare burger and got a brick. Ate it anyway, but let the server know. Came back again, asked for a medium rare burgar and told the server about last time's fuck up. I was polite and everything, but I wanted to make sure I got a medium rare burgar. Server brings me the burgar and asks me to make sure it's right. I cut it in half and it's fucking raw. I'm annoyed now, but I hate being a shit about this stuff. I tell him this is uncooked. He offers to get me abother and he's all worried. I just at it raw. It was pretty good. Still pissed though, and told him so. Only time I've ever not tipped.

>>8013052
that story was great, wish i could do the same thing

>>8013168
It really wasn't funny, though.

>>8012241
What'll be funny is the guy who ordered the double of everything would have got a shock seeing a cheeseless little burger

>>8012863
>>both taste almost the same
Almost fell for it

>go to McDonalds order iced coffee with splenda
>feel funny check blood sugar, is very high
>sugar in coffee
>go back to complain say I requested splenda not sugar
>kid tells me "its the same thing"
>MFW

>>8013335
should have told em you have the beetus and threatened to sue until they gave you free shit

>>8013368
Not the same guy but I am t1 diabetic and this shit has happened before, I could immediately taste it anyway and adjusted with more insulin.

This whole weird diet culture has made finding low sugar products easier, but the stigma somehow worse. "whats the point of getting a low cal beverage if you are just getting fast food anyway" its like people dont' know the difference between slow release carbs and pure fucking glucose.

the "how do you have beetus you arent fat" "just eat healher and it goes away" question and helpful advice never gets old

>>8012713
>"A BIG MAC" THEY ARE IN FACT ASKING FOR A BIG MAC MEAL

Nope. If you order a big mac, you are ordering a big mac. If you want the combo associated with it, you need to order it by the number given to the combo on the menu. 2 wrongs don't make a right. 2 million wrongs still don't make a right and I'm fucking sick of being asked what drink I want when I order a SINGLE BURGER BY ITS NAME. You are being autistic if you think this should work any other way, faggot.

>go to Arbys
>order something
>takes a bit longer then normal
>manager comes out from behined the counter and profusely apologies for the delay
>its only been like 5mins
>gives me 2 cupons good for any combo on the menu
>go back next day and get some 12$ burger thing for free

People say arbys is shit, but whoever owns the one near me is legit, guess this is not the norm.

>go to Chik-fil-a
>order the greatest fast food chicken sandwich and some dank ass lemonade from a good christian qt
>my pleasure
>my pleasure
>the counter is carefully calibrated so that you can check out that fine conservative booty
>my pleasure
>honey mustard
>my pleasure
>angers liberals
>my pleasure

>>8013430
Gotta love the Chik-Fil-As with the mormon girls in them

>>8013430
My campus is getting one tomorrow after they renewed all the food vendor contracts.

Chick Fil A will be within line of site of the fucking LGBTBBQ resource office.

I fully expect protests and butthurt.

>>8012195
>Order from pizza pizza online delivery.
>Normal crust
>get on bike to go get it.
>Fucking whole wheat.
>looks like shit.
>ask paki-tard if its done or not he says yes
>i hesitate and reluctantly take it home.
>dont want to wait on another one
>7/10 wasnt as bad as it looked.

Moar from same place.
>hungry for cheese panzerotti.
>same paki tard but this is first time he has ever served me.
>cheese panzerotti plz.
>he doesnt even know wtf it is and i have to show him on overhead menu.
>i can see him working on it. Fucker is putting pepperoni on it like its going out of style
>ask if its cheese but he is talking allah ackbhar langauge to co-worker.
>you guessed it. Tons of pepperoni. Eat it anyway.
>hear manager speaking allah ackbar to him.
>Hear the words "cheese panzerotti" and "pepperoni"
>he is getting reamed by boss i assume.


>get a slice and a drink one day while on lunch.
>manager hands me can. Its got a giant red splotch around the rim.
>gag.exe
>hand it back to him and show him. Tell him thats fucking disgusting infront of like 15 people.
>asks me not to swear.

Im sure there are more from that store. But cant think of any other good ones right now.

>>8013368
Actually I did and I went straight to McDonalds corporate and told them the manager wouldn't do anything, they bounced me to the district manager who never called.

>>8013447
>My campus is getting one tomorrow after they renewed all the food vendor contracts.
I'm so fucking jelly. Our campus has a monopoly-agreement with the food service because there isn't another food place until you get to the city.

>>8013440
ayy in the midwest if you see a girl in a denim skirt that just means she'll fuck for free`

>go to McDonalds
>Order 20 p nuggets
>To go
>Sorry we are out of barbecue sauce
I told him you could have told me before ordering with a pissy voice and snatched the bag out of his hands
I hope he has a really shitty week

>>8013066
It's everyone else's life that makes my life difficult

>>8012667
Are you literally retarded? A phrase book would have phonetics too.

>>8012713
Don't try arguing with the super about their tendie meals.

This fucking faggot manager at Olive Garden banned me from the resteraunt just because everyone there was too fucking stupid to remember to put lemons in my drink. I come in every day at 3 o clock and order the exact same thing, and order a water WITH LEMON IN IT. If you just give me a regular water and then give me a little plate of lemons, or give me a water and then make me ask you to put the lemon in it, I'm going to send it back.

Bring me the drink with the lemon in it or I send it back until you get it right. Well he banned me from the place and told me he'd call the cops if I showed up again. Really I think cultural marxism and feminism are behind this. Women can't take simple instructions without feeling offended.

>>8012851
Implying Taco Bell keeps beef from touching chicken.

>>8013531
Did you literally just get water every day?

>>8013045
Oh no your poor wife and mother in law

>>8013544
Yes, there's no rules against this. I even called Olive Garden's customer support in the restaurant and put it on speaker to prove it. There are no rules that say I can't send the water back if it doesn't have lemon in it. And taking a glass from another table and pouring me another water and putting a lemon in it is not the same thing. I want a fresh glass and water and fresh lemon.

>>8012713
i eat at mcdonalds maybe once a year if that, but do people always order the meal? seems like a no more than half thing.

maybe you're in flyover fatmerica so everyone orders 3000 calories at each meal?

>>8013531
>>8013556
>sending back water

holy shit

>>8012859
>I'd like a cola
>is pepsi ok

>>8013519
Go back to mummy's basement

>>8012195
>go to taco bell
>get two beefy crunch burritos to go
>neither have beef
>not worth the drive back

nothing special

>order delivery from pizza pizza
>box is literally bent in half and pizza is burnt
>post a pic online to laugh about it
>eat it anyway because its fucking pizza pizza I already expected garbage
>corporate finds my post and emails me
>gives me a 25$ gift certificate
Only bad experience about this was I had to eat at pizza pizza again.

>>8013531
Aspie expects rotating door of high school kids to remember his pimple ridden face and drink garnish; blames being banned for sperging out on women.

>>8013605
>get two beefy crunch burritos
Well when you have shit taste, it really doesn't matter what you get served, now does it?

>>8013335
>>8013368
>>8013388
>old lady ordered unsweet tea one time cuz beetus
>we didn't have any
>just gave her sweet tea anyway
>didn't care

how bad of a person am I?

>>8012863
>both taste almost the same

>>8012863
I have rotten teeth, smoke, and dip constantly. If I can taste the difference, then it's not "almost the same".

>>8013631
You realize your taste buds aren't on your teeth?

>>8013620
bye bye

>>8013618
>$1 each
>for 3x the food youd get for the same price elsewhere

nobody who goes to taco bell claims their dollar menu is good anyway