/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm an unlovable 5'11, 165 lb, asshole.

>>7993348
I'm 5'10 and 124

5'10" 155lbs
Used to be 135-140. Lost my perfect trap aesthetics

>>7993348
fat fuck

>>7993348
6.3 here.

>>7993348
5'8 , 220 pounds

Look, for a while I struggled with this. I thought hey maybe I can loose weight, get fit as fuck and get a gf. But screw that. Why should I try to impress someone for a maybe, when I can definitely enjoy tons of tasty food with no effort?

>>7993521
So you're 6 feet and 30% of a foot?

4'10" 86lbs

>>7993530
i tried to convert it with google.

why do you anglos use these weird measurements anyways.

5'3"
116lb

5'10", 205lb

5'7 125

6'5", 220 lbs. it's mostly in my stomach and thighs. Half of the 20 is muscle in my legs, the other half is about 10 pounds on my stomach.

>>7993549
Are a you a girl?!?!?!

>>7993541
Filthy Euro, I'm surprised you didn't put something like 6 , 3.

5'10
128lbs

>>7993743
yes

>>7993772
ayo bby u wan sum fuk

>>7993772
L O N D O N
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>>7993560
I should mention I used to be built like a brick house at ~230 but then several years of working in kitchens, a poor diet and a drinking problem happened.

>>7993772
>a grill

Wheres? I have something I want to show you. I'm not saying it's my penis. But it's my penis.

>>7993786
No one really cares, anon.

>>7993783
>>7993777
>>7993788

i don't understand why you didn't leap on >>7993534

>>7993790
Apparently somebody cares enough to make a thread about this stuff. And you care enough to reply.
For that matter, shouldn't this be on soc?

>>7993797
I was thinking the same thing.

Yeah, this isn't really a cooking board thing.

>>7993348
5'9" 280 lbs of flubber but most of my flub is in my big old fat old fat belly that i aquired from being an alcoholist but i quit alcohl drinking so that's pretty cool huh. i still eat like a hog tho lmao :D

>>7993797
Because I assumed midget not woman.
I want to fuck the dragon lady, not the half-man.

>>7993812
You sound mildly retarded.

6'6"
230lbs

>>7993797
Because that's just as likely to be a 14 year old.

>>7993348
i had half a unit of love per pound so im currently 200 loveable.
If i wasnt fat my value could be up to 3 per pound but by this point it seems faster to keep eating

>>7993534
Lol you a little boy?

>>7993896
Half a unit of love, .5 per pound. if you are at 200 units of love, divide that by .5 per pound. Nigga you 400 pounds?

Stop. Eating.

6'2", 215lbs. In a very good relationship and have been for over two years. Can't complain. I eat a lot but my gf is an adorable 5'4" 120lbs. I do most of the experimental cooking and food prep, she does all the baking. Makes me cream cheese banana bread once a month or so. Feels goodman

>>7993819
>dragon lady
huh? is this a reference to something?

>>7993916
Gam of Thron

5'8 150.

5'8 165 13% bodyfat

>>7993911
Are you asking me to stop loving myself?
Typical body normative fascist,.

5' 8" 215 % body fat !?!

6'0" 144.4lbs

woof!

5'2, 130 pounds

>>7993550
same

>>7993916

>>7993348
Me

5'3" and 218lbs
Just put me out of my misery

5'7" 140lbs.

very hateable.

>>7993783
can someone please explain the london meme? clearly i'm behind.

>>7994243
stop eating too much. do it by by bit if it's too hard to do all at once.

6'1", 167.

I'm skinny but not, I don't get it.

>>7994236
I'd drink a beer with you

>>7994297
>can someone please explain the london meme?
/fit/ meme from years ago

>>7994573
You're skinnyfat. Basically no muscle.

5'10" 273 lbs.
Bear mode, I'm built as fuck, eat what I want and have arms like tree trunks.

Around 310bs atm, actively losing weight

6'4" 210

The drug addictions keep me skinny. And the construction/landscaping job keeps me in shape.

>>7993797
Womlets when will they learn?

>>7994604
You sound really really fat bro.

>>7994212
>I actually prefer fat mode.

Perfecto, I'd let her sit on my face.

6'1", 125 lbs. tiny tits, big ass. taken.

5'9 230 lbs

>>7995522
>Women announcing their relationship status unprovoked.
And yet they want to be treated as something more than a man's possession...

6'3
155lb

5'9'' 260lbs, I was at 280 before deciding to hit the gym and it's been going great so far. Getting some nice arm and shoulder definition starting just gotta keep at it.
>>7994614
You can make it bro, keep at it.

>>7995539
Why do men generalise like this?

6' 185

Lmao I'm the fattest one in here

5'8 - 172lbs
working on getting down to 150

>>7995631
Prove it.

>>7993348
5'9", 160

Not bad, I do ok for myself.

>>7995654
how, do you want a scale pic or something?

>>7995609
Why would a woman announce her relationship status unsolicited unless she thought it would change people's views of her or her own worth?

[lolnospoiler]Because that's all she's really good for.[/lolnospoiler]

>>7995539
just preempting LONDON etc.
I don't mind it really

>>7995666
Just post your weight Satan, and I'll decide whether or not it sounds fake

>>7995609
>list body type and sexual availability
>thinks men generalize when women willfully oust themselves as only being useful for fucking
I don't make the rules, sister, I just play the game.

>>7995675
The OP says "how loveable" and shows a couple. The context was implied.

>>7995672
486, last I looked.

>>7995679
The op asks his "bros" and lists nothing more than height or weight.

He didn't ask how much of a vapid whore you are.

>>7995688
Oh, ok

>>7995710
Are you admitting you were wrong?!

>>7995713
? Wrong about what?

>>7995718
To make a whorish prostration in this thread.

>>7995731
I have no idea what you mean

>>7995680
Shit.....how tall

>>7993348
5'9" 184
Basically average

6 foot 3,last weighed at 565 pounds but that was a couple years and now no doctor's office in my city has a scale that can weigh me

6>>7993348
6'1 240 lbs, My back is fucked from vidya so I look disgusting

>>7995554

Thanks senpai ill try

6 foot 2 inches

297 lbs

5'6 170lbs, was at 230 4 months ago. Got big due to depression and I'm now getting back down to where I was. 165 is the goal as I find most girls like a guy with some meat and not scrawny looking.

>>7996267
Bro I know the cliche answer of how you lost weight but did you do anything special? I'm trying to cut down 40 lbs before january

>>7993348
185cm fluctuating between 79 and 82 kilo.

YEah european metrics because thats how the world works amerifats.

>>7995522
>6'1

Absolutely disgusting