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>be me
>drive dad to go get outpatient surgery on his manly bits
>dad has a catheter in so he can't go anywhere except straight home
>dad is hungry on the way home
>dad demands that we stop at the chickfila drive thru on the way
>dad says to pull into the parking lot so we can stop and eat (he hasnt eaten in 24 hours.)
>ok wtf, but whatever
>dad is nibbling his nuggets slowly, since he is super fucked up from all the drugs.
>I'm starved too, so I gobble down my food in an insanely quick fashion.
>remember my heroes Joey and Ken DOMIK, who also eat in fast food parking lots.
> Exclaim WOO WOO WOO WOO as I gobble down my spicy chicken deluxe sandwich.
>Dad says "what the hell?"
> OOOOOH DADDY THIS SANDWICH SWINGS WOO WOO WOO
>Dad says "huh"
>Drive dad home
>Dad sleeps
>Dad wakes up the next day and says "anon I had a really weird dream about eating chicken nuggets and you were acting really weird"
>Me: "lol wut? must be the drugs dad."


JOEY IS LOVE JOEY IS LIFE

>> No.7975823

bump

>> No.7975831

woo woo woo woo

>> No.7975834

You know what OP? That's not a bad story. It really swings, ya know gang?

>> No.7975843

>>7975834
Thanks. I hammed it up a bit because I actually dont like Joey or that fuck Ken Domick. I just thought it was funny that I was in the drivers seat of a honda eating fast food like a fucking idiot. I didnt really say woo woo woo woo or that anything swings. I just ate some chickfila in the car with my mega fucked up dad in the passenger seat.

Not exactly a high point in my life.

>> No.7975896

>>7975843
Haha, I had the same experience, except I shot up a school.

>> No.7975912

>>7975896
lol yeah I sucked my dogs dick like as a joke haha I did it again later but not serious like a prank haha it was teh lolz

>> No.7975920

>>7975912
hey are u Adam from yourmoviesucksdotcom

>> No.7975939

>>7975920
lol haha how did u know?

>> No.7975944

>>7975939
haha bro u love those dog dickies huh :)

>> No.7975948

>>7975944
lol ya but like as a joke haha human and dog marriages should be legalized but just a prank you know? haha like my dog knows it's a joke but he plays along and knots my throat anyway but it's just a joke haha

>> No.7975949

Which circle of meme hell have I stumbled into?

>> No.7975951

>>7975948
how about I knot your throat haha ;) as a prank bro!!

>> No.7975960

>>7975951
lol!! haha if you're a furry friend then maybe but like a prank haha

>> No.7975962

>>7975949
This needs to be made into a 4chan banner.

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>>7975960
Got room for one more?

>> No.7975965

>>7975960
>>7975963
looks like it's gonna be a room full of knotted throats! haha! :)

>> No.7975973

>>7975963
>>7975965
haha!! don't tease me like that lol just wondering what's your schedule like? haha asking for a friend

>> No.7975976

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

>> No.7975977

>>7975973
free all week cuz my dad hung himself last week :(

but I'm pretty hung if u know what I'm saying!! haha :)

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>> No.7975981

>>7975977
lol sorry about your dad my dad used to beat me before he killed mom and ran away haha but like as a joke lol maybe we can meet up haha and then kick my cat around lol as a prank though

>> No.7975995

>>7975981
nice bro, we can make a blood pact and sacrifice ourselves to Satan? as a prank haha :)
where u wanna meet?

>> No.7975998

>>7975981
Stop talking to yourself and go outside.

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>>7975998
neck yourself bitch nigga