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/Joey/?

Hopefully the mods have stopped being faggots and the Broeys can rise again.

Latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAABKUiY69o
Have we entered the silver age of Joey?

Obviously he is nowhere near his dark ages, but he's now somewhere in between. The quality of the video really is dependent on his seemingly unsteady ritalin dosages.

In his latest video he is pretty upbeat, plenty of enthusiasm and he's having fun with it, rather than the soft foray into serious food criticism he had (Chin grip era).
Pic related
Joey looking like The Zodiac in a recent video

>> No.7968310

Those glasses make him look like a professional food critique

>> No.7968313

>>7968303
Well people on Ritalin don't actually eat food.
Who the fuck educated you about what amphetamines are?
Also stop shitposting.

>> No.7968316

>>7968303
Is it true he was a trained cook? I can't see it.

>> No.7968329

Joey is a registered sex offender and a pedophile.

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>>7968313
Yes they do, and even if they didn't Joey's appetite would cancel it out.

Joey educated me on what amphetamines are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64DvsljIC5U
2:05 (but the intro is worth watching too, it's fucking brilliant)

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>>7968329
That's been debunked

Dude looks nothing like him. Joey seriously looks more like the Zodiac

>> No.7968381

I just came back to /ck/ after a couple months off and I was so bummed there weren't any joey threads. Thank you family.

>> No.7968386

Jesus Christ, this man is not suitable for the role of President. He is a fanatic and a racist pig, and belongs in jail...

>> No.7968391

>>7968381
w w woo woo WOOO WOO WOOOOO

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>>7968386
>tfw Joey is probably a Trump supporter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7ZKoqa4rmE&feature=youtu.be&t=239

>> No.7968505

>>7968400
Imagine scraping that shit off his teeth and smelling it.

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>>7968505
Guaranteed it's at least 90% pure cholesterol

I bet you could smear it on some fresh bread and make a small meal out if it

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>>7968511
>>7968505

>> No.7968678

>>7968400
Why does one of the crows foot by his eyes follow all the way up on his head and the hair is thinner in that part

Is it sunglasses or just another health issue?

>> No.7968679

>>7968678
>2018
>not recognizing speed stripes

>> No.7969740

>>7968679
Joey doesn't do drugs besides ritalin and probably insulin

>> No.7970010

>>7968678

It's a mark left from his glasses. That video where he meets Daym he's wearing the glasses at first, but takes them off later.

>> No.7970038

>>7968303
>worshipping a convicted pedophile
I wouldn't of thought any less from a weeaboo, anime fan.

>> No.7970073

>>7968334
I remember this review. It was around the peak of the /joey/ threads on /ck/.
Right before he tried to start dieting and the mods started banning the threads.

>> No.7970098

FYI before the mods delete this thread, joey threads have moved to /wsg/.
>>>/wsg/1061067

>> No.7970103

>>7970098
I thought be better suited to /a/ or /jp/ given his pedo nature?

>> No.7970123

>>7970103
>trying to force the meme this hard

>> No.7970157

>>7970098
i almost cried a tear of joy from finding that thread

>> No.7970202

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgda4xMEMj0

I thought he wasn't allowed within 100 yards of Chuck E. Cheese.

>> No.7970468

Has Joey lost it?

>> No.7970481

>>7968303
>http://imgur.com/gallery/7JNzQ
He's looking good!
>http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/CA1869429002944/Ralph-Joseph-Hernandez.html
Second conviction.
>Here's another.
http://datadoesit.com/subject.php?id=CA_SEX_24723

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>>7970468
he never had it to begin with.

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>>7970481
>Ralph
>Sacramento
Joey lives in San Jose. Also that looks nothing like him.
I'm more inclined to believe he's the zodiac killer.

>> No.7970510

>>7968303
holy shit he's got 146k subs? last I checked he was at like 30k.

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>> No.7970527

>>7970505
>Joey lives in San Jose.
So fucking what?

>> No.7970645

>>7970519
>twinkies
Hasn't he reviewed twinkies like 3 times before?

>> No.7970694

>>7968303

Joey probably likes that sandwich because it reminds him of the pollo Milanese tortas his mom used to queef out in their kitchen when he was a kid.

These YouTube food reviewers really seem to stick to fast food sandwiches for about 95% of their material. I guess that's all you can afford when you are so poor that YouTube food reviews become a viable economic choice for income..

>> No.7970702

Anyone have a link to that joey animation that one anon was working on?

>> No.7970726 [DELETED] 

/ck/ mods are the biggest fucking cuck bitches on the planet. I am lmaoing at their sad pathetic lives.

>> No.7970743

>>7968656
What a shitty gif.

>> No.7970748

Waggamolee
Just die, by own hands.

>> No.7970780

Does anyone have a link to that motivational speech/montage thing of Joey?

>> No.7971210
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Hello naughty children, it's Jack time

>> No.7971258

>>7970780
Second this.

>> No.7971509

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EBKVM_norU

thoughts?

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>> No.7971526

>>7971509
Sadepiify is fucking GOAT. No one else can compare.

>> No.7971614

>>7970038
Wut? Who is pedo?

>> No.7971784

>>7971526
The Phantoms of the world tour series is pretty good too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv9WkKUlWMY

>> No.7971803

>>7968303
I have no idea why so many co/ck/s, including the mods and janitors hate Joey. He is kind of gross, but compared to the (almost always tolerated) Jack threads that are non stop cringe and raw meat food gore, Joey is okay. He just eats the food and talks about it. He's supposedly a cook, but he rarely cooks food and it's better that way. In the earlier days of the Joey threads, many posters implied some kind of rivalry with Ken, and now it seems he is competing with Jack for attention here.

>>7970645
>>7970519
He reviews twinkies every time they come out with a different filling color basically.

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>>7970505
>>7968359
They said the Zodiac had a stocky build

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>>7971210
REPENT

>> No.7971868

>>7971828
he looks like a fucking obese communist philosopher who traveled from 1910 to be in a google maps photo

what the fuck joebro

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>>7971868
Doubt any communist in 1910 could be that obese...

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The tree of woo woo woo WOOberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Broeys and mods.

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>>7968400

Pic related is erosion on the sphinx.

Compare it with the erosion-esque lines on Joey's face

What could this mean?

Has Ra returned to the earth, with an appetite for vengeance?

>> No.7972232

>>7968656
Which rlm video is this from?

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>>7972232
One of the old ones cause Mike isn't a fat fuck yet

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>>7972308
But which one?

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>>7972310
I don't know senpai, I'm just a humble water filter salesman

>> No.7972344

The age of Broey threads are no more; even his replacement, King Jack, is being forced out of /ck/ by butthurt mods.

>> No.7972355

>>7972344
I see Ja/ck/ threads almost every day

>> No.7972365

>>7972355
And they get deleted almost every day

>> No.7972371

>>7972365
No they fucking don't, the last few were up for days and a few were even archived after they hit the bump limit

>> No.7972419

>>7972371
don't question me bitch

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>>7972419
Whatchu say whiteboi?

>> No.7972499

>>7968303
He needs to make more ASMR videos.

>> No.7972870

>>7968386
>>7968400

>let me just wrongly assume that I can bring my faggot liberal politics into things

>> No.7972979

>>7968303
Can someone explain to me how this guy got so popular and rich?
He's neither funny nor smart, just annoying.
And all he does is eat food and film it.
What the actual fuck, amurrica?

>> No.7972982

>be obese
>eat more food that makes you obese
>film it
>get rich

OOOOOH SAAY CAAAAN YOOOUUU SEEEE

>> No.7972985

>>7972979
He's sexy as fuck.
All guys want to be him.
All girls want to be with him.
A true American hero.

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>>7972979
>>7972982
>Joey
>rich

>> No.7973024

>>7972979
>popular and rich?
He ain't rich.

>> No.7973045

>>7972310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh-GNSnT4LU

>> No.7973047

>>7973024
>>7972996
Makes more money from youtube and merchandise than the average worker.

>> No.7973209

>>7973047
lolno. Joey probably makes less than 30k a year from welfare, or working, or whatever he does in combination with youtube shit.

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>>7968303
He looks much older. Maybe he should improve his diet.

>> No.7973222

>>7968303

New Joey bros! Hot off the presses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WnPfsQoptM

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>>7968303

>> No.7973559

>>7973216
>Gimmie the bat Wendy

>> No.7974290

>>7973222
Surprised he didn't complain. Usually he gives BK bad reviews ever since the princess burger incident.