/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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GOTTA HAVE A GOOD OL CUPPA JOE AM I RIGHT FELLAS? HEH HEH HEH

>grown men
>drinking coffee
>not staying awake through sheer willpower
Sasuga caffeine addict

>>7962895
I work with a 60 year old who drinks triple triple

Although people who are older then millenials are more likely to drink the arbitrary machismo black koolaid

>>7962895
>Is this the easiest way to identify a nu-male weakling?
He says whilst posting animu.
Get out, faggot.

>>7962916

I don't drink coffee to wake up or stay awake, I just drink it because I like the taste.

No sugar either I just put a tiny bit of cream into it.

>>7962895
strong coffee with a ton of sugar is awesome. best dessert with a semi sweet pistachio cream cake.

>>7962895
>Nu-male weakling
>Posting anime

I'd heem you in an instant and pour my childish sugary coffee drink on your fat head while it clatters off the ground

>>7962895
>grown ""men"" who drink their coffee black every morning in a gallon sized thermos

enjoy your stained af teeth

>>7962895
Black coffee is a very nu-male drink. Why? it is the same as why Nu-males have beards, they are insecure and uncultured which is why they try and construct manlieness out of stupid things...

Listen to this though in Italy where people actually drink and understand coffee people still like to drink it in different ways and there is no problem in that.

Coffee. Black. is the reddit nu-male shit.

>>7962927
>haha that guy is posting anime pictures, what a loser
>better post a girl of random woman laughing to drive my point home

>>7962927
Numales are worse than weebs.

Seeing someone using food and beverage as a measure of manliness is the quickest way to spot a skinnyfat permavirgin beta cuck.

You people are so confused about everything, it's like listening to the ramblings of a 10 year old.

>>7963280
>post a girl of random woman laughing
Nice one, nerd

I generally dont care what people put in their coffee except when its chicory. Chicory coffee drinkers piss me off.

>>7962895
I drink my coffee black, but that claim is fucking retarded and you're an autistic faggot

>>7963277
I suspect a lot of people drink black coffee because it's easier to order than coffee with sugar, cream, whipped cream, them little marshmallow things and some pumpkin spice on top.

>>7963352
Nah I do it to keep my calorie level low for something that's not a meal.

>>7962895

>calling starbucks shit coffee

It isn't coffee and whomever claims it is can eat a bullet.

what about Vietnamese coffee with a nice pho bowl on a summers afternoon? there is a time and a place for coffees other than black ones.

>2016
>not drinking espresso,.

>>7962916
This. I used to drink 5+ cups a day and I cut cold turkey recently, it's fucking fantastic. Not needing caffeine in order to be awake is so convenient.
(Also less anxious, nauseous, and actually get sleepy before midnight)

>>7962895
I don't know what a nu-male is

I think it is better I also stay unaware from knowing it, caring so much about other you claim to hate is the true weakness

>>7963509
just take a photo of yourself, stick in it the dictionary, and write nu male next to it

>>7962895
The easiest way to identify a pissy little faggot is by his obsession with what other men do. Here's a guide on how to be masculine, since you're in that uncertain phase in life: do whatever the fuck you want. Don't give a shit about other men doing whatever the fuck they want. This obsession with numales, betas, cuckolds, group consensus, making retarded bait threads on 4chan, and generally giving a flying fuck about what other people think and do is largely the realm of women and flamboyantly homosexual men.

>>7962895
>not being a little girl
Please leave our website

>>7962895
So when Americans take about cream in their coffee- it's not actual cream yeah?

>>7962895
>"I need black to think myself as a strong male"
Numales drink because they think it makes them smarter, you drink cause you are a pussy irl.

Literally worse than a numale.
If you'd actually be a man you'd drink whatever you wanted and not talk so much shit.

Coffee milk and sugar here

I dig holes and drill into stone for a living.

No equipment heavier than a jack hammer so its not like I sit in a seat all day long like some OP or something.

>>7962895
>being a drug addict

>>7963277
t. never had good coffee

>>7962895

I prefer gween tea

>>7963668
Still prissy enough to get all flustered about a /ck/ troll. Pretty nu-male if you ask me.

Sugar in the morning is what I do. Just cream for the restimate of the cups throughout the day.

Nah the easiest way to tell a nu male is that he's drinking coffee

>>7963984
How do you tell how someone is feeling from some words on the Internet?

>posting pictures of young fictional girls
Is this the easiest way to identify a fedora wearing fatass?

>>7963984

Not flustered at all but the fact that both of us are in this thread, no matter our intentions, we are still retarded being in here.

>cue you trying to think of a dialogue that will justify you being here.

>>7962895
I enjoy starbucks and cream and sugar in my coffee. What are you going to do, take away my man card?

>not snorting coke
pussy.

>>7962895
Anime OPs are.

I like my coffee like the average American: Almost white.

I remember when I first had coffee at 14. My grandfather had a cup and asked if I wanted some. I said "sure grandpa".

He gave me a cup and I asked why it was so dark (my mother usually put cream in hers). He said

>I like my coffee like my women. Hot and black.
I've had jungle fever ever since.

>>7964083
The only one here who has tried to justify himself is you, with reference to your big strong caveman work.

>>7964091
We'll get your wife's son to do it.

>>7962895
>thinking drinking coffee black makes you cool or manly
most people don't have to validate their masculinity with fucking coffee

>>7964359

Oh. I upset you. I am sorry.

>>7963392
is watching calories a nu-male thing

>>7964366
Joke's on you I don't even have a gf.

I like my coffee like my wife likes her sexual partners. Strong and black.

>not enjoying all your hot beverages with almond milk and stevia the only pure natural 0 calorie sweetener

>My uncle drinks a quadruple-quadruple

Lord, help me.

>genuinely prefer pure black coffee
people think i'm being edgy and trying to be different

>>7964794
Then tell them to try some cyanide in their next cup

>>7962938
Putting a tiny bit of cream into a good cup of coffee is like putting a bit of good olive oil on a slice of good mozzarella: it improves the flavor and helps marry the fatty oils in your mouth. Even if you're a tough guy black coffee elitist you cannot argue this fact

>>7964794
Just smile and show them your pearly black teeth.

I drink my coffee black and I'm a gay bottom. Where's your manly food preference quotient now?

>>7964855
I'm sure that isn't the only thing you take black

>>7963608
?

>>7962895
>He likes his coffee like his slaves
Good lad

what if I put butter in my coffee

what does that make me

>>7964919
Tibetan

>>7964794
2bh I'm from a place where black coffee is more or less the only coffee (bar sugar). When I travelled to Australia where they have that Starbucks crap everywhere I was completely lost trying to get my caffeine fix. You have to go through slabs of Italian-ish names for beverages that are all the same. But that stuff with cinnamon is pretty good, and the cups thingies you can take to walk around are pretty well thought.

>>7964919
Diabetic.

>>7964919
hipster

>>7962895
>REAL men drink black coffee
>REAL men chop down a tree for breakfast
>REAL men start a fire with their bare hands for lunch
>REAL MEN
when will this autistic meme die

>>7965193
>he's not a REAL MAN who eats his eggs in the shell

He drinks his coffee black!? I want him to impregnate me!

>>7965197
>a REAL MAN would suck the egg right out of the chicken, eat it whole, then fuck the chicken.

Manliness is overrated.

>>7965219
A real man would just eat the chicken and shit out the egg unbroken. Now that's a talented man!

>>7965210
this is how I imagine I will find the woman of my dreams

>>7963859
my parents are from lazio and i grew up in Bologna so no i do know what I am talking about. American-nu-brew-micro-roast-craft-coffee is shit and your culture is shit, you don't understand coffee and you don't know anything about it fuck off.

>>7965904
Italians are really good at making shit coffee taste good, I'll give you credit for that

But when you say "Americans don't understand coffee" what you really mean is "Americans don't slavishly adhere to Italian notions of how coffee should be prepared"

That isn't the same thing as not understanding coffee. We just happen to have access to better source material than you, so there is no need to burn it and then store it in a vacuum jar in preparation for scorching it on our stovetop crematoria

Italy is literally flyover land, but for coffee

>adult men or women who drink coffee

>>7965904
The coffee available to consumers in Italy is fucking terrible

>I need massive amounts of stimulants to operate during the day because sleeping is just SO HARD for some reason

>>7966039
>I was born with a genetic defect that prevents me from enjoying a mild stimulant that harms no one and has been shown to actually improve health when used in moderation

>>7962895
>Is this the easiest way to identify a nu-male weakling?
I'd say that someone posting animu on a food and cooking board is a more reliable indicator.
Faggot.

>>7965914
No what i mean is that you have no culture for coffee, here it is part of our life and it is a beautiful thing that Americans are constantly trying to reach and replicate but you are unable to.

First you do so with your mass-produced commercialised industries with starbucks and then your nu-male progressives start opening up organic craft coffee shops where I can get the fine fair trade bean from some shithole and served to me by some bearded tattood moron in a science cup.

None of this is a problem really, its nice that you try. But what i find funny is then these same people will come on here and start baiting about how not drinking "muh Coffee. Black. Tip." is some sort of retarded thing, like they actually understand what the drink is about.

>>7965925
Yes this is why your idiot coffee elitists in America love to jerk themselves off over our coffee culture etc

>>7966099
>is some sort of retarded thing, like they actually understand what the drink is about.

When someone talks about a fat neckbeard ordering black coffee they're not talking about the coffee at all. They're making fun of a stereotype. It should not be taken as commentary on the quality of the coffee--that's missing the point entirely.

it doesn't matter what you drink your coffee with
what matters is if you try to determine someone's manliness on how he drinks his coffee - then you are nu-male and insecure fag for sure, while he just enjoys his beverage

/thread

>>7966099
>here it is part of our life
Do you really think coffee isn't a part of life in basically every first world country other than tea cultures? That's silly
>nu-male
Oh, you're a moron. You forgot to post about your fascination with black people's penises

>>7966039
The cessation of consciousness is true death. The chassis that is your body has been host to a unique sentience every morning of every new day. You inherited the memory of each of these dead entities, which collectively you call life.

There isn't enough coffee or NoDoz to save you. You're gonna play out Nightmare on Elm St tonight in revelation of these facts, but your flesh will reboot and replace you, as you inevitably slip into infinite darkness. Goodnight, anon.

>>7962895
Coffee tastes like shit. You all know it does. Buy some caffeine tabs and spare us from your awful breath.

>>7966124
>Buy some caffeine tabs and spare us from your awful breath.
Since when did you ever get close enough to smell someones breath?

not so rare situation in coffee shops:
>table 1
>pale greasy skinnyfat anon wearing all black
>drinking black coffee, reading nietzsche
>hoping everyone will notice

>table 2
>good looking anon, fairly in shape, not dressed like autist
>5 friends with him, having definitely a good time
>orders cappuccino, puts sugar in it making it less bitter

>ffwd, it is 10 pm now
guess which one of our fellow anons is now mad and dead inside, sperging out on anonymous forums, hating that other guy he has seen today, making fun of him and presuming his sexual orientation
also guess which one is grown man

I've been using stevia like a madman ever since I learned it lowers your blood pressure.

Still having to get used to the weird stevia taste tho.

>>7966140
Since I leave my house and socialize, but you wouldnt know that, you basement dweller

Fun shitposting aside, I'll try to make this dialogue more objective, from first principles
>all life is exists in unequal forms
>the best measure of Man is examining the best of men
>what would coffee offer to the best of men?
>aesthetic enjoyment, nutrition
>cream and sugar aren't exactly elite food products, maybe some good quality cream but that would be hard to appreciate mixed with coffee (plus animal fat and sugar aren't exactly health foods)
>black coffee is the easiest way to appreciate the differences and nuances between the endless varieties
So obviously black or espresso is best. Cream and sugar is really casual. That said, geniuses in one field can be complete casuals or even retards in other aspects of their life.

All we can take from this is that although dairy and sugar aren't something to bully over, they aren't something you should be proud of either. It's comes across as a casual and almost womanly (sweet treats) indulgence.

>>7966188
Its just coffee nigga. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>7966195
>it's just [interesting part of life]
That's the casual attitude. People with an excess of energy, enthusiasm, discernment, taste, etc can't help but develop their appreciate of even the most basic everyday things.

>>7966195
>>7966275
Plus I think it would be pretty stupid to call an expense variety "just coffee", maybe on such a basic level as expense you might be able to comprehend how the higher person feels about taste and nutrition.

>>7965305
t. numale

>>7966156
nice bait

>>7963933
COWFEE

>>7967003
HEY, CAN I GET A QU'UP OFF COWFEE AND A SLICE OF PEETZAH PIE WIT' PEPPEROWNI???

>>7964477
Thanks for the tip, 500 pound-sama. ;^)

>>7962895

I drink house blend with half a tablespoon of sugar.

Coffee taste like shit.
I'd rather have some hot aged tea with Scotch mixed in it.

>>7962895
cream gives the coffee a thicker weight to it and sugar makes it less bitter. If it is hard for you to understand that people have personal preferences and don't care what you think OP maybe it because you're a fucking retard.

OP you got it all wrong, nu-males desperately cling to outward attributes of manliness while displaying effeminate character traits.

>>7964830

This. Me and my 2 friends drank black coffee for years before we realized this. Now I can't drink coffee any other way.

>>7962895
dumb animeposter

>>7962895
>>7962895
My dad drinks his coffee with sugar and creamer and he is one of those wiry old geezers who still could drop you with a single punch. It's a habit from his time in the service, the coffee sucked then in the army and only way to make it bearable was to drown it in creamer.

>>7962895
I thought black coffee was the mark of the nu-male?

http://veekyforums.com/thread/7962895/food-and-cooking/is-this-the-easiest-way-to-identify-a-nu-male.html

what the fuck is this website? does it copy 4chan threads?

>>7974299
some guy made a fake forum that steals 4chan posts and makes ad revenue

it's actually quite ingenious, he probably put it on his resume that he built and runs a successful internet forum.

>>7962895
>caring how other people like their coffee
Who cares?

If you like it
It's all that matters

I'm addicted to espresso and I'm still a beta faggot who faps to anime girls. Coffee stereotypes are a lie.

>>7962895
>drinking coffee
What are you, an old person?

I drink my coffee and tea with sugar and cream.

>>7975846
nice girl braids faggot

Do NOT drink sugar on my board, I repeat, DO NOT DRINK SUGAR ON MY FUCKING BOARD. SUGAR IS NOT FOOD AND COOKING. IT IS POISON AND A DRUG THAT BELONGS ON 420CHAN, DO NOT DISCUSS DRUGS ON /ck/. SUGAR IS BANNED FROM MY BOARD.

>>7964566
>not putting stevia in your vegan corn salsa

Coffee is coffee it has its uses so quit being a bunch of queers about it

Just a slight bit of milk if it's too hot or bitter for my taste. More milk just make it taste less like coffee and sugar completely ruins it.

I haven't even tried coffee in any other form than black, am I missing out?
The addition of sugar or milk just seems so weird and pointless.

>>7963509
Your average bernie supporter

>>7963668
>I work with my hands because I never finished school
Poor thing

>>7962895
cream and sugar free sweetener master race

>>7962895
I'll let you guys in on a little secret

the next time you make your coffee, add a spoonful of heavy cream and a rough tsp of coconut oil, add some sugar if it's the weekend. It's the best cup of coffee with a hint of coconut.

if i want to have a coffee because i feel like a coffee, i'll usually get a flat white with milk and no sugar

if i need a pick me up i have a short black double shot without sugar

the latter reminds me of the middle east. i don't have the energy to make lebanese coffee

actually come to think of it I only really feel like i'm having a coffee with the short black

>>7979179
>flat white

what is this?

Better a numale than a cuck. How's your Great Value(tm) Americano?

If I drink more than four cups (measurement) of coffee per day, I get an accelerated heartrate and other caffeine overdose symptoms. Is this normal? I usually drink dark roast but I've heard that doesn't make a difference. It sucks, I fucking love coffee.

>>7963608
Right. It's usually milk or half & half. If you've really lost all self-respect you use powdered creamer, which is as fucking disgusting as it sounds.

>>7981133
half&half isn't cream?

i drank some once, it tasted like liquid butter

>Using the term "nu-male" unironically.

I drink black tho

>>7962895
god i fucking hate that so much. i have an uncle who drinks his coffee "blonde". basically 2 parts coffee, 2 parts cream, 1 part sugar. fucking nasty. had 2 mugs of black french roast this morning and was happy, i cant drink my coffee sweet.

>>7981262
half & half is what it's name is. half milk, half cream.

>>7981049
either use the energy or drink less coffee. alternatively, drink it over a longer period.

>>7962895
you are every inch as cancerous as sugarfags for using that word
you know which one I'm talking about

Suffering through a caffeine withdrawl because lolnomoney.

They are the worst, gotta kick the habit even if i love my black coffee.

>>7982682
Ask someone for a couple teabags. I know your pain.

>>7979179
>flat white
>with milk
No shit,also interesting digits

I couldn't care less what other people do to their coffee. The only reasons I started drinking black was that we were out of milk one day and I also felt that I could do without all those teaspoons of sugar.

>>7962938
This, I add a bit of milk to my coffee and thats it. I dont think I have ever found the whole "caffeine keeps you awake" thing effective. I can drink a cup of coffee before I go to bed and sleep like a kitten.

>>7982682
coffee is the cheapest commodity product ever
are you starving too?

>>7962895
>grown """"men"""" who drink coffee
enjoy being a pathetic addict because you're too irresponsible to manage your schedule to allow for enough time to sleep

>>7966119

If coffee is a part of your life and culture, that's pretty odd man. I live in one of the coffee drinking capitals of the world Wellington, and who gives a fuck honestly.

>>7965914
Also Americans do typically kind of make bad coffee to be honest .

>>7984987
>lives in New Zealand
Speaking of who gives a fuck

>>7962895
>grown men that need to whine about irrelevant bullshit on the internet

Is this the easiest way to identify a faggot?

>>7962895
>grown """"""men"""" who watch cute girl anime

Is this the easiest way to identify a manchild?

>>7985000

Is that not relevant to the question at hand cuck boy?

I like my Sugar with Coffee and CREAM

>>7963221
THIS

>>7964919
fat

>>7964919
bulletproof

>>7985014
Why are Austrians so racist?

>>7985113

I really do not care for speaking to you. Australians are so much more entertaining to do banter with.

>>7985127
Maybe you should go outside then, and not try to banter with foreigners

Watch out for the stingrays!

I don't actually like coffee, you could argue that people who need something supplemental to wake up are pussies, but being triggered by what other people drink is the most cucked thing I've heard

>>7985163

What, you started this conversation moron.

Fist me daddy

>>7985177
We invented the internet, Mr. Abbott
Our invention, our rules
Enjoy your copper :^)

>>7985182

New Zealand has fiber internet.

I'm glad that you're still proud of your country though, if my country had San francisco, and black lives matter in it, I think i'd drown myself.

>>7985193
>Australians are this jealous of San Francisco
I'm sorry we can't all have Christchurch, anon

I'd give you a hug but it might crash your internet :(

>>7985216

Oh you're one of those weak Americans, may as well be Swedish. Have fun voting for Hillary I guess.

This conversation was completely unrelated to the subject matter though.
:^(

>>7985240
I'm actually ethnically Swedish, so, yeah. Nice detective work. But that's like 4 generations ago, by this point I can we wuz kangs with the best of them, it won't be any more accurate.

>he uses a shit tier stimulant like caffeine
>he drinks a shit tier drink like coffee