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>working in my bar
>Irish guy comes in
>First time here
>Loves the bar, never been to one like it
>Amazed we can serve whisky neat and know what each one tastes like
>Pulls out his own bottle
>Recognise it
>"Sorry mate, you can't bring outside drinks here"
>"Its not for me, its for you"
>Is a bottle of Middleton Rare 2015
>Not great but rare, only 100 bottles made
>Gives as gift.
>Offers me a line of coke if I crack it and have a drink with him
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in
>Best monday ever.

Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything.

>> No.7965147

You're aus right? Where's your bar at?

>> No.7965152

>>7965138
Sounds like a fucking perfect night man. Nothing better than a nice line while drinking something good.

>> No.7965156
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7965156

>>7965138
Gay story.
I'd rather have a KFC Double down.

>> No.7965165

>>7965147
Sydney

>>7965152
The generosity of strangers hey?

>> No.7965195

>>7965165
>Sydney
Story is clearly fake, the premier personally burns down any establishment that allows fun on the premises.

>> No.7965216

>>7965138
i was looking for this video the other day but could not find it. does anyone have a link?

>> No.7965259

>>7965216
Search Rum Martinez on youtube.

>>7965195
Well, not Sydney. But its a major town in NSW, if I told you where, you'd be able to narrow down which bar it is.

>> No.7965269

>>7965259
thanks!!!

>> No.7965275

How good is cocaine though

>> No.7965281

>>7965156

amen

>> No.7965357

>>7965138
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in
What does this mean? I don't know junkie slang

>> No.7965387

>>7965357
It means he locked his little cock into the Irishman's arse

Because he's a raging poofter and if I ever saw him at hungry jacks I'd deck him

>> No.7965390

>>7965357
''tripping balls''

>> No.7965473

>>7965259
Wollongong is shit mate

>> No.7965483

>>7965387
I know most of those words but I don't understand what you said

>> No.7965685

>>7965275
Overrated I think. You barely notice it kicking in, but you sure as fuck know its wearing off.

>> No.7965689

>>7965357
A lock in is when the bar is closed but you let some patrons stay to drink for free.

>> No.7965691

>>7965473
Howlin' Wolf is okay, but apart from that I agree.

>> No.7965757

>>7965483
Good

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7966183

>>7965138
>End up fuck eyed having a lock in

>>7965357
>raging poofter
>ever saw him at hungry jacks


Is this some sort of subhuman language?

>> No.7966196

>>7966183
It's called slang, every region has its own.

>> No.7966213

>>7965156
I can just imagine the pressure your veins must be under while forcing blood into your fat fingers so you could type that bullshit.

>> No.7966224

>>7965138
>Also, ask a cocktail bartender anything.
how sore was ure bumhole. lolololol

>> No.7966227

>>7966183
It's just irl memes friendo.