/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7958038
>smoke rings/bark

>melt in your mouth

>umami

>>7958038
grill marks so you can see the flavor

>HAND PICKED GREENS

>1 cup of

>mouthfeel
>1 clove garlic
>caramelize onion (about 5 minutes)

>food
>eating

>>7959254
are you suggesting garlic should be given by weight

Lol this thread made me laugh haha

>threads like this

>>7958134
RIP in peace, Mitch.

That being said, you can find videos of his standup before he adopted the stoner persona.

>scrumptious

>deconstructed

>>7959264
No, think about a time when you used a single clove of garlic? Unless you make a very small dish, a single clove is basically nothing

>>7959275
it wasn't a "persona" he really did do a fuckload of drugs

>>7959322
He may have, but the stoner persona was still just that.

>>7958122
>tfw the average person will consider the usage of the word "umami" as pretentious

How the fuck am I supposed to describe Umami-tasting food?

>>7959351
Savory

Was that so tough?

>>7959351
Umptious.

>>7959351
yummy

>>7958038
So I pick up a rib or a chicken leg by the bone, and the meat falls off of it, how should I describe that?

>homestyle

>just like mama used to make

>"chocolatey"

>>7959351
urpy.

>din dins

>to die for
>better than sex
>munchies

>>7959419
I have a friend that constantly says this shit.

Flares my autism like no other.
I get that he's being ironic when he says it, but I don't think he understands or appreciates just how cringey it really is.

>>7958038
>hand-cut
>hand-spun
>"real" anything
>"natural" anything
>farm-to-fork
>sustainable free range cruelty free fair trade caramelized chipotle mango chutney aioli

>cooked to perfection

I don't understand the point of this thread.

Is it just a bunch of autists bitching about appropriately used colloquialisms?

>>7959438
>>farm-to-fork
This is the only one on your list that really pisses me off.

>>7959448
yes, welcome to frogposting

>>7959448
t. Menu Writer

>>7959434
Does he say breaky too?

I have autism flashes when I was in highschool and after early morning football practice this one cunt went around to everyone in the locker room begging teammates to go to breaky with him at mcdonalds across the street before school started

>locally sourced
>"certified" angus
>grass fed

>>7959458
>Does he say breaky too?
No, and thank god.

>>7958134
"Dogs are forever in the push-up position."

Damn, I miss that man.

>>7959402
that would be the non-meme version of falling off the bone.

Every time I hear "meat falls off the bone" this is all I think of

https://youtu.be/xz1cee_94L4

>>7959521
What city is this Mr. Spriggs?

>>7959374
my understanding was that "Savory" describes something that is salty or spicy without being sweet

>>7959438
>aioli
I don't think America has so abused a culinary term more than this but I'm open to suggestions

>>7959620
Your understanding is incorrect.

>>7958038
>5 star
>Artisan

>>7959582
The address is in the song senpai
1017 s.air depot

>>7959351
savory, you fucking retard.

>>7959647
>Dyslexia: the post

>>7958038
>delicious

>>7959637
not according to webster's and I'm taking his word for it

>>7959722
Whoa there, no need to stick to your autism guns. You're not right in the colloquial, and therefore used, sense. Jive turkey....

>>7959521

my nigga

>>7959351
>A loanword from the Japanese (うま味?), umami can be translated as "pleasant savory taste".
>pleasant savory taste

Thats how you describe it sop being a fucking pussy

>easy and delicious
>no-bake

>>7959274
This

>>7958038
>>7958069
>>7959403
>>7959472

>>7960568
frogposting is far from reddit

>>7958339
>mfw awkward metric measurements line up perfectly with the imperial measurements on my measuring jug
>mfw I realise the recipe has been lazily converted over from imperial units

>3-ingredient

Not anything specific but I absolutely fucking loathe it when products market themselves as "shamefully delicious" or say shit like "too good to say no".

You're just giving fat fucks the psychological go ahead to buy your product and indulge in gluttony, encouraging people to be fat fucking pigs with no sense of a balanced diet.

>guilty pleasure
>indulgent
>naughty

Weirdly, middle aged women talk about cake and sex in the same way.

>nutty

I swear to fucking god EVERYONE on tv uses this to describe literally anything nowadays

>>7959403
>chocolatey
Mmm-mm!

>>7959748
Where I come from savory just means not sweet.

>>7961822
It wasn't 2 years ago. Things change.

>>7959351
nothing taste "umami". algaes taste like algea, meat taste like meat. It's a marketing scam

>>7962040
And that is the correct usage. It's any combination of salty, bitter and umami tasting foods, whereas umami refers to the specific taste found in meat, mushrooms etc. Saying umami is the same as savory is like saying sweet is synonymous with dessert.

>>7962057
>taste found in meat, mushrooms
so... placebo?

>>7962057
yum yum bitter ice cream sounds fucking delicious
or a cake with sour frosting
yeah you're a fucking retard

>>7959458
Good to know that I'm not the only one disgusted by this.

Also the word 'snack' makes me want to die for some reason. I fucking hate it so much.

>moist
>flaky

>>7959342
So?

>>7959275
>RIP in peace, Mitch.

He wasn't a fucking beyblade.

>>7959438
That man is Dutch/10

>>7959254

>caramelize onion (about 5 minutes)

This is the only thing in the thread that belongs here, everything else is goofy as fuck.

Onions don't caramelize in 5 fucking minutes.

>>7961972
to anyone out there
middle-aged women are the worst demographic in existence.

>>7962293
How long does it take chef

>>7961920
They don't care what they encourage as long as people buy their stuff.

>>7958134
>>7959493
>>7959275
i'm so glad i got to see him before he shit the bed.

i rip out mitch jokes fucking daily.

>>7962311

You can saute onions in 5 minutes but to caramelize them it takes 40 min to an hour.

>edible

>yummy
>yummo
>delish

>Eatery
>Brunch
>*insert meat* on a bed of..

>>7962053
>>7962053

nigga go eat a table spoon full of MSG and tell me what that flavor is. Then proceed to kill yourself.

>>7962072
You... didn't read his post did you?

>schmackadoodlypops

>>7962532
it desn't have a taste on its own. the sodium part makes it "salty" but it's no a unique taste linked to msg. umami is a lie, you just detect sodium with your tongue, not msg

>>7962417
It takes me like 10 - 12 minutes to caramelize onions

>100% white meat

>>7962577
Umami best equates to a savory meatiness. It's what you taste in dashi broth, mushrooms, even tomatoes.

If you can't detect the taste similarities between these foods your tongue is probably defective.

>>7962577
>the sodium part makes it "salty"

Indeed. And the glutamate ion tastes savory/umami.

>>7962391

I know, that's why I hate it. Encouraging bad habits in people by making them seem harmless just to make a profit.

>zesty
>tangy

>hot lunch

>>7962308
the worst part is that the only escape from being a middle-aged woman is to either die early or become an old woman.

>>7959445
Not just anyone can enjoy and appreciate the neet life.

>flavor

>frog expressions

>>7958041
While smoke rings don't matter at all, the bark is the tastiest part, mang. Damn, now I'm hungry

>artesian crafted

>gluten-free

>cracked black pepper

>seasoned

>locally sourced

>>7962072
at least he can read

>>7962308
they're only the worst when they're out to lunch together at Olive Garden

>>7962577
dude it tastes different than just salt clearly there is something else in there christ almighty

>pinch of salt
>just like grandma used to make it

>>7958038
>carbonara
>cream

>>7963265
>feeding the trolls in 2016

or even worse

>giving the retards your time of day in 2016

I don't which is worse

absolute cancer of a thread. i must insist you all kill yourselves immediately.

>HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

What is that actually conveying?. Really ruffles my johnsons.

>>7963308
https://youtu.be/FvSoeJfvMh8

>piping hot
>sinfully rich
>anything that has to do with tempting anybody's tummy
>people rubbing their stomachs, sorry I mean tummies
>anything mentioning tummies, actually, it just sounds too kindergarten-y

>autism

>yummy
>nummy
>munching
>sooooo gooood

I hate women