/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7943376
I feed my two vegetarian roommates something that contains chicken stock at least once or twice a week.

I cook my pasta in the microwave

I made beef Burgundy, the beef. American out bland and dry.

Probably because it was cut smaller than the recipe calls for.

Also I am always disappointed in what I cook no matter what.

I clean my cast iron skillet with detergent.

I don't eat my steak well done with catsup

I used to eat noodles with mayo,had to leave it because i was turning into a fat fuck

I microwave green beans until they are brittle and then eat them with ketchup.

>>7943376
look into my eyes and see what i hold dear

I like to take a slice of cheese and microwave it until it turns hard. Feels good man.

>>7943600
That's a 'me 'de 'zit, 'non

>>7943376
I eat my own poo.

>>7943811

not that kind of cheese. gross.

I've put my GF's Ped Egg shavings in an Alfredo sauce.

>>7943823
It's the only proper way to make a 'per 'me 'de 'zit, 'non. Don't be a 'got.

>>7943827

no like this

after googling I guess it's not really that weird of a thing...

I'm drinking milk out the carton.

>>7943841

dank shatter bro

I put pepperoni on a plate and microwave it til it's crispy. it's like spicy bacon.

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I use italian seasoning

I do culinary experiments with my semen like frying it, microwaving it, boiling it et cetera.

I give into the memes. In my defense, some of them are tasty.
Cold brew coffee for example. None of that bitterness bullshit.

I eat cat food straight out of the can or on some crackers.

>>7944125
pics with timestamp or it didn't happen

>>7943376
Sometimes I eat out of the garbage.

I don't like bacon

>>7944101
ayy, brother. i've found drying it out, and grinding it into a powder for seasoning is good.

>>7943419

wow so edgy, good job.

I sometimes just eat pasta and ketchup, and I like it

>>7943841
I do this, but with shredded cheese. Cover the plate, and pop it in. I take it out when the center and the edges look like your pic, and there's a middle ring of melted cheese that isn't quite crunchy. Its so good.

I like to eat bacon with whipped cream.

I've tried time and time again to make steak but I just can't get it to turn out right and I always end up just eating the steaks I make with ketchup because it covers up the shitty taste.

And I order my steaks medium rate at restaurants and I eat them without any condiments. I just can't figure out how to cook them myself.

>>7943824
I've always wanted to eat my own. How did they taste?

>>7944100
>microwave pepperoni
Delicious but you can just throw pepperoni slices in a frying pan alone and cook on low temp then use as you were going to. Don't fry before you bake though.
Go to a deli and ask for 1/2 lb pepperoni, you get about 40 slices and they're 2 inches wide, only $2.50 here.

I sub Parmesan cheese in my Cesar salad for American cheese

My favorite way to cook chicken is boiling it

When I cook for myself, I put icecream on everything I make. My family probably wonders why I have tubs of chocolate, vanilla, mint, green tea, strawberry, and cookies and cream in my fridge at all times.

I pretty much only ever use frozen veg in my recipes

>>7944433

if you have foot fungus, i bet it tastes sort of like old moldy parmesan.

>>7946524

fast, easy, tasteless... what's not to like?